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License and registration, ma'am.
Nothing to see here, officer.
>>675473710
AY YO I DIN DO NUFFIN MANG DIN DO NUFFIN
Someone send me cat rape
FUCK THA POH-LICE
i ain't got nothing to hide
good thing I'm not black
>>675473710
What's seems to be the officer, problem?
where are the black lives matter rally's when you need them
>>675473710
>AM I BEING DETAINED
>>675473710
AM I BEING DETAINED OFFICER!??
Yo, it's a prank.
>>675474300
thank you have a nice day officer
>>675473710
ARE YOU BEING DETAINED
>>675474300
No, you're free to go.
>>675474219
Fack you, that's mah line.
>>675474300
Apparently not.
I got my license and registration right here in my pants if you can reach it ;)
>>675473710
No trips here, officer
Hello Mr. Officer
Fuck you officer!
you see, nothing suspicious in my papers, b0ss, totally clean
>>675474511
You may leave now. Try to roll more properly in the future
Fuck yu white nigga
R0ll
Pls ser officer don't arrest me
Sh00t me, I challenge yu
Guess someone needs to get f'ing quints to kill a pig around here.
Hello good sir here are my dubs
yel never take me alive!
Arrest me, fag
I've got a fever
and the only cure is more
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Here are my dubs good sir
Nothing to see here, officer
This sucks
>>675474771
You were near ma'am but this time you can leave
Nothing to see here officer. 420 blaze it.
I might have warrants....
I don't think I'm in parole....
I'm just a young nigger....
You've got the wrong guy I swear!!
>>675473710
is this a new meme? i love memes XD
YOLO
>>675474895
Oops seem to have misplaced them.
Here are my dubs
>>675473710
You're not gonna take my weed, are you?
ARE YOU DETAINING ME?!
>>675473710
FUCK OFF OL'CRACKA
Nigger check me off faggot
Trips and I get to make this copper squeal like the pig he is
Roll
>draws katana and tips top hat
you don't want to make me angry, officer
fuk cops
>>675475065
IS HE BEING DETAINED?
>>675475148
Fuk u feggit
Nigger
check these fucking dubs faggots
I'm not black.
Here, officer
>cocks gun
Bitch I ain't done shit. Amma wipe mah ass on yo ticket.
Trips checked
>>675473710
I'm too drunk to find it right now. You might want to check in the trunk but there is a deceased human body in there for some reason
Look all of you need to get the fuck out of here now! clear the area
Hello my name EatPooPoo from Sahara Africa, i dream i'm Beyond The Summit caster with Mr. Macho man Winter, i want the dota community enjoy 10/10 cast with my African accent & Mr.Winter Asian accent GG NO RE this will put BTS in new Kappa LVL please make dis true.
>>675473710
kkk
>>675473710
I ain't done nothing wrong, officer.
>>675475660
AM I BEING DETAINED?
What about trips?
Check mine
oh shit
>>675473710
Officer ur a good ol boy that's why I got a pack of cigarettes for u and a shot of whiskey after shift buddy
Try to arrest me, fag
>>675476077
>>675475799
>>675475388
>>675475188
I think this time you can leave with only a warning but calm down with your dubs or you all are going to jail
How many nig nogs have you shot today officer?
>>675473710
thanks you sir!
here come the dubs.
Tits for luck
Nothing to see here sir
>>675476399
Aww yeah, lucky tits win again.
Wut
Shoot me like a nigger with fingers.
>>675473710
trips
These aren't the dubs you're looking for
Black people am I right? Hehehaha lol
>>675473710
kill me
>>675473710
Quints?
dindu nuffin
>>675473710
I dindu nuffin.
>>675473710
fuck you cheeky cunt
>>675477589
I dindu nuffin, haha jk I'm Caucasian
>>675473710
Howdy officer, check my 7!
ARE YOU DETAINING ME?
AM I BEING DETAINED?
ARE YOU LETTING ME GO?
>>675478333
you're lying, nigger
>>675478333
bang
>>675478333
PUT YOUR DISGUSTING NIGGER HANDS BEHIND YOU BACK.
