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License and registration, ma'am.
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Nothing to see here, officer.
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>>675473710

AY YO I DIN DO NUFFIN MANG DIN DO NUFFIN
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Someone send me cat rape
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FUCK THA POH-LICE
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i ain't got nothing to hide
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good thing I'm not black
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>>675473710
What's seems to be the officer, problem?
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where are the black lives matter rally's when you need them
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>>675473710
>AM I BEING DETAINED
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>>675473710
AM I BEING DETAINED OFFICER!??
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Yo, it's a prank.
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>>675474300
thank you have a nice day officer
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>>675473710
ARE YOU BEING DETAINED
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>>675474300
No, you're free to go.
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>>675474219
Fack you, that's mah line.
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>>675474300

Apparently not.
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I got my license and registration right here in my pants if you can reach it ;)
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>>675473710
No trips here, officer
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Hello Mr. Officer
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Fuck you officer!
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you see, nothing suspicious in my papers, b0ss, totally clean
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>>675474511
You may leave now. Try to roll more properly in the future
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Fuck yu white nigga
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R0ll
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Pls ser officer don't arrest me
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Sh00t me, I challenge yu
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Guess someone needs to get f'ing quints to kill a pig around here.
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Hello good sir here are my dubs
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yel never take me alive!
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Arrest me, fag
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I've got a fever
and the only cure is more

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
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love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
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Here are my dubs good sir
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Nothing to see here, officer
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This sucks
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>>675474771
You were near ma'am but this time you can leave
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Nothing to see here officer. 420 blaze it.
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I might have warrants....

I don't think I'm in parole....

I'm just a young nigger....
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You've got the wrong guy I swear!!
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>>675473710
is this a new meme? i love memes XD
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YOLO
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>>675474895
Oops seem to have misplaced them.
Here are my dubs
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>>675473710
You're not gonna take my weed, are you?
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ARE YOU DETAINING ME?!
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>>675473710
FUCK OFF OL'CRACKA
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Nigger check me off faggot
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Trips and I get to make this copper squeal like the pig he is

Roll
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>draws katana and tips top hat
you don't want to make me angry, officer
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fuk cops
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>>675475065
IS HE BEING DETAINED?
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>>675475148
Fuk u feggit
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Nigger
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check these fucking dubs faggots
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I'm not black.
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Here, officer
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>cocks gun
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Bitch I ain't done shit. Amma wipe mah ass on yo ticket.
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Trips checked
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>>675473710

I'm too drunk to find it right now. You might want to check in the trunk but there is a deceased human body in there for some reason
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Look all of you need to get the fuck out of here now! clear the area
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Hello my name EatPooPoo from Sahara Africa, i dream i'm Beyond The Summit caster with Mr. Macho man Winter, i want the dota community enjoy 10/10 cast with my African accent & Mr.Winter Asian accent GG NO RE this will put BTS in new Kappa LVL please make dis true.
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>>675473710
kkk
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>>675473710
I ain't done nothing wrong, officer.
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>>675475660
AM I BEING DETAINED?
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What about trips?

Check mine
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oh shit
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>>675473710
Officer ur a good ol boy that's why I got a pack of cigarettes for u and a shot of whiskey after shift buddy
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Try to arrest me, fag
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>>675476077
>>675475799
>>675475388
>>675475188
I think this time you can leave with only a warning but calm down with your dubs or you all are going to jail
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How many nig nogs have you shot today officer?
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>>675473710
thanks you sir!
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here come the dubs.
Tits for luck
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Nothing to see here sir
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>>675476399
Aww yeah, lucky tits win again.
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>>675476399
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Wut
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Shoot me like a nigger with fingers.
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>>675473710
trips
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These aren't the dubs you're looking for
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Black people am I right? Hehehaha lol
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>>675473710
kill me
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>>675473710
Quints?
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>>675473710
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dindu nuffin
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>>675473710
I dindu nuffin.
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>>675473710
fuck you cheeky cunt
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>>675477589
I dindu nuffin, haha jk I'm Caucasian
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>>675473710
Howdy officer, check my 7!
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ARE YOU DETAINING ME?
AM I BEING DETAINED?
ARE YOU LETTING ME GO?
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>>675478333
you're lying, nigger
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>>675478333
bang
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>>675478333
PUT YOUR DISGUSTING NIGGER HANDS BEHIND YOU BACK.
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