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You're driving to work and this guy arrests you because
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You're driving to work and this guy arrests you because he suspects that you're under the influence of illegal dubs

what do
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You can't search my car officer
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>>675459775

officer, am i being detained?
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>>675459775
only singles here, sir.
*tip fedora and drive off*
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Just out for a drive on the Fury Road officer, it being such a lovely day and all.
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>>675459775
I kill you!!
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Just show'em these trips, show him who's boss and move on
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>>675460332

I'll let you off with a warning, be more careful next time
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>>675459775

officer, i seem to have a weapon of mass destruction in my pants, please do not confiscate it, because i am not the gay
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>>675460332
You mean these trips
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I had trips once, never dubs officer, here is my License to meme and my Insurance (Covered by rare Pepe)
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FUCK THE POLICE
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>>675460569
Nah these trips human, bahahaha
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>>675460700
Sir, would you like to explain?
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>>675460764
>bahahaha

>>>/out/
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>>675460700
>>675460733
Step outta the vehicles sirs
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fuck you pig
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>>675460700
Shit Uh.. this is my friend's Post.. I was just writing it for him..
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>>675460733
You! On the ground or the kid gets it!
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>>675459775
I have dubs. So what.
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>>675460970
HEY OFFICER, HIGH SPEED CHASE, OR NAW
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>>675461056
FUCK THE KID
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>>675459775
tell him that my trips are perfectly legal
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>>675459775
Sorry officer, i am an alcohol
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Sir I had a permit for these dubs
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I-I just driving to the next plaza to sell my merchandise. The customers are waiting.
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>>675459775
Dubs are for plebs

>trip skips away.
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Do I smell donuts?
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Check it, then suck it officer no dubs here.
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NNNGあああああああああああわわわあああああああ
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Nothing but pure singles here, officer.
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what are dubs, sir?
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>>675459775
360 and drive away
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No dubs here
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I don't have dubs officer; you're wasting your time.
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>>675459775
I am a natural person, and I reject your tyrannical behavior. I have a right to carry dubs guaranteed by the constitution.
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those aren't dubs mr officer, it's a clock
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I'm just a single officer.

Kindly gtfo you slimy cuck
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Check my singles fagcop.
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Check this quads officer!!!
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rollio
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shit
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No dubs. Just kickin it
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No dubs anywhere near me
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Check these
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>>675459775
I'm clean!
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>>675459775
Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk and the back
And I know my rights so you gonma need a warrant for that
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its always nice to see a thread as clean and dubs-free as you guys
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Giggapiga wants your dubs
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>>675459775
That dude looks like the son of Steve Carell and Barack Obama
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helol sir this is not the dubs u r looking 4
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that makes sense
ive been dubbing hard all night
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Nothing but singles sir
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>>675459775

Guilty as charged orrificer
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do you even dubs bro
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Hey kids, want to buy some illegal dubs?
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>>675463223
i'd love to
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I dub
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>>675463377
You're under arrest, sir.
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>>675463377
Hands behind your back
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>>675463377

Hands where I can see them, you son of a bitch
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say tht again fkin fgt
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>>675463377
This yours son
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I don't have any dubs, I swear!
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Ain't no dubs here
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No way, dude.
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d u b
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>>675463377
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>>675459775

but a dindu muffin
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dubs? Of course not! What kind of dangerous criminal would bring dubs to this thread?
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What seems to be the officer, problem?
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>>675463644
get on the ground
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But I've got no dubs... huh
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>>675463711

busted
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>>675463513
this venerable grandfather is now my inspiration to be the best man i can be.
and to get ripped.
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>>675463644

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No dubs here
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hey bud. no dubs here
>mfw hes actually here to rape my anus
>mfw I take it all just for shrek
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Haha, no dubs here officer.
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>>675463537
dub not doobie.
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No sir-ee officer OP, no dubs here only dead niggers
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tell him to check 'em fggt
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Do these count, officer?
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>>675463992
fuuuuuuuuckk
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Sorry officer these are my friends Idk how they get here.
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>>675463908

Alright, then. Keep up the good work, anon
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I ain't got shit nigga
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You're wasting your time, officer.
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Ha, I'm hiding my subs in my ass
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Fuck off pig
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I have a license for these dubs.
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these are medical dubs mr officer
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>>675463711
Stop resisting!
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>>675460700
>p
>>675460733
>>675463377
>>675463644
>>675463711

Thats it, huh? Alright, i know someone of you fuckwads are hiding in there. Just come out unarmed with your hands up and nobody will have to get up
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Hey officer, want to see my cock?
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#blacklivesmatter
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i aint got no illegal dubs.
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Fuck the cops, I do what I want
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>>675464700

Absolutely disgusting. You're gonna be in for a long time for this little stunt you're trying to pull
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>>675464700
Put. The. Weapon. DOWN
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>>675459775
*hands him a couple hundreds, smiles politely*
don't worry about it officer. you have a nice day.
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>>675464700
Kek
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I've seen nothing of the sort officer
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>>675462219
Kindly explain to the officer that dubs can't melt steal beams, 360, and walk away.
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>>675464979
You'll never take me alive! I ain't going back!
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im never driving under influence of dubs
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>>675465060
Look at that, no dubs there. Have a good day friend.
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I don't have dubs, I'm just a bird.
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>>675465478
Your only making it harder on yourself! SURRENDER NOW OR WE WILL OPEN FIRE!
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>>675459775
Well officer, I can't be on dubs.
How can I prove it?

Check these trips
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No dubs here sir
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Only legal dubs for me faggoty ass barbie cuck
Detain Me. I dare you
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>>675466475
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No dubs on me. But I am trippin balls.

Checkem officer.
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I'm too black, I don't deserve dubs officer
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Is it really a crime?
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i dont got illegal dubs, just boring legal singles
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Looks like /b/ is finally safe again
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>>675467765
god bless
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>>675467922
This damn board.. right when you think all is well! Your going downtown punk
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fuck the police
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Laugh at the peasant cop. These aren't dubs at all! :^)
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>>675468108
n-no sir it was an honest mistake. please i have three children to feed. you cant do this to me.
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I'm only under the influence of these trips officer.
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