Something you can say about your PC but not your girlfriend?
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Something you can say about your PC but not your girlfriend?
>>675459733
I have one.
I want to fuck you
>>675459920
/thread
>>675459733
i got dubs
>>675459733
I prefer it dry.
>>675459733
It's time for an upgrade.
I had to get a new one because the old one got too hot
I have one
5 years? That's way too old
>>675459733
I can turn it on by sticking my toe in it
it turns me on
>>675459733
Let me reach in there and replace that part real quick.
I can turn you on :/
>>675459733
Here anon. I'll let you borrow this for the weekend.
i can turn it on
It's full of dust inside. I need to take a can of compressed air and blow it all out.
It's black.
I really don't care that the performance has been like total shit lately.
>>675459733
It can't run WoW.
>>675460813
underrated post.
It's really bright
>>675459733
need to buy some more memory for this bitch.
it's 116°C inside
I have multiple but I'm not Muslim.
I know how to turn it on
>>675459733
yea, this piece of shit is at least 18 years old
I can't wait until the new one comes in the mail.
I use mine to look up porn for me.
>>675460813
very nice anon
Wish it was newest generation
>>675460813
kek
It's good for something
No! Don't get it wet!
nope
>>675459920
kek
I stick my dick in it every day
>>675461415
>not sure if cp
>think for a moment
>either way it's fucked up
>>675459733
Like I know you're better but Mac is just more fun to play with
> true to life bro's
I paid a lot of money for mine. It's less than a year old, and it just sits up in my room. I never spend any time on it, and I wish I could play games on it. I mostly just use it to get my rocks off when I come home from work. I'm glad that my wife doesn't use it too, or else she'd see all the terrible shit that I've use it for.
>>675459733
It's kinda slow, but it's good for the price.
I found mine on the side of the road in a ditch. It was dead. Took it home and was able to get it to work again for long enough for me to cum. Now it just rots in my room 'cause I don't feel like taking it to the dump.
It'll only work if i'm poor
>>675460813
Aaaaand /thread
I wanna fuck aDell
I take pride in how your insides look after I'm done working on you
well after her upgrades she's really hot all the time...
My PC is warm on the inside.
I'll probably sell her for parts when I'm through with her.
>>675459733
exist
>>675459733
I overclocked it to 4.5
>>675459733
I put 32gb of ram in it and now it doesn't CTD when I load saved games outside in skyrim
It actually works and gets the job done
After a small bang with a hand it continues to work
i actually feel good playing with it
>>675464661
I'd say this works for both
>>675459733
Find me tranny porn!
It runs.
Kill me.
Gives me what I want
>>675459733
It doesn't mind when I rub my dick all over its mouse.
>>675459733
I can insert a floppy
>>675459733
I have a pc
PC exists
It still gets turned on daily ;_;
>>675459733
I love you
>>675459733
It spits out hot air from the back
>>675459733
Hey there's a silence mode.
Good with mathematics
>>675461019
kkek
>>675460678
Underrated post
>>675461415
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???????
What magical place comes this visual exploit from?
>>675459733
Give me back my floppy.
>>675465681
>>675459733
You need to plug it in the rear
It has a lot of memory
>>675459733
it stopped being turned on so i threw it off the roof in revenge
I've had both hands inside it.
>>675459733
I like everything about it but the color.
>>675459733
At least my computer can take dedicated ram
>>675459733
When I hit it it works faster
>>675461658
Kek underrated as fuck
>>675459733
I don't actually like smacking you.
>>675461415
wow she really had to go
If there's a major problem I can just wipe it and start fresh.
I can disassemble it without going to jail.
If I don't like one part about it I can easily replace just that part.
>>675459733
It can actually play games.
It has no viruses.
Goddamn it you caught a virus. Might as well throw you in the garbage and get a better one
