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Something you can say about your PC but not your girlfriend?
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Something you can say about your PC but not your girlfriend?
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>>675459733
I have one.
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I want to fuck you
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>>675459920
/thread
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>>675459733
i got dubs
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>>675459733
I prefer it dry.
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>>675459733
It's time for an upgrade.
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I had to get a new one because the old one got too hot
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>>675459920
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I have one
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5 years? That's way too old
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>>675459733
I can turn it on by sticking my toe in it
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it turns me on
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>>675459733
Let me reach in there and replace that part real quick.
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I can turn you on :/
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>>675459733
Here anon. I'll let you borrow this for the weekend.
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i can turn it on
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It's full of dust inside. I need to take a can of compressed air and blow it all out.
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It's black.
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I really don't care that the performance has been like total shit lately.
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>>675459733
It can't run WoW.
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>>675460813

underrated post.
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It's really bright
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>>675459733

need to buy some more memory for this bitch.
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it's 116°C inside
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I have multiple but I'm not Muslim.
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I know how to turn it on
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>>675459733

yea, this piece of shit is at least 18 years old
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I can't wait until the new one comes in the mail.
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I use mine to look up porn for me.
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>>675460813
very nice anon
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Wish it was newest generation
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>>675460813
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>>675460813
kek
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It's good for something
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No! Don't get it wet!
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nope
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>>675459920
kek
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I stick my dick in it every day
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>>675461415
>not sure if cp
>think for a moment
>either way it's fucked up
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>>675459733
Like I know you're better but Mac is just more fun to play with
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> true to life bro's
I paid a lot of money for mine. It's less than a year old, and it just sits up in my room. I never spend any time on it, and I wish I could play games on it. I mostly just use it to get my rocks off when I come home from work. I'm glad that my wife doesn't use it too, or else she'd see all the terrible shit that I've use it for.
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>>675459733
It's kinda slow, but it's good for the price.
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I found mine on the side of the road in a ditch. It was dead. Took it home and was able to get it to work again for long enough for me to cum. Now it just rots in my room 'cause I don't feel like taking it to the dump.
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It'll only work if i'm poor
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>>675460813
Aaaaand /thread
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I wanna fuck aDell
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I take pride in how your insides look after I'm done working on you
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well after her upgrades she's really hot all the time...
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My PC is warm on the inside.
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I'll probably sell her for parts when I'm through with her.
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>>675459733
exist
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>>675459733

I overclocked it to 4.5
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>>675459733

I put 32gb of ram in it and now it doesn't CTD when I load saved games outside in skyrim
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It actually works and gets the job done
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After a small bang with a hand it continues to work
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i actually feel good playing with it
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>>675464661
I'd say this works for both
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>>675459733

Find me tranny porn!
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It runs.

Kill me.
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Gives me what I want
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>>675459733
It doesn't mind when I rub my dick all over its mouse.
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>>675461415
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>>675459733
I can insert a floppy
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>>675459733
I have a pc
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PC exists
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It still gets turned on daily ;_;
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>>675459733
I love you
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>>675459733
It spits out hot air from the back
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>>675459733
Hey there's a silence mode.
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Good with mathematics
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>>675461019
kkek
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>>675460678
Underrated post
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>>675461415
?
??????????
???????

What magical place comes this visual exploit from?
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>>675459733
Give me back my floppy.
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>>675465681
>>675459733
You need to plug it in the rear
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It has a lot of memory
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>>675459733

it stopped being turned on so i threw it off the roof in revenge
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I've had both hands inside it.
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>>675459733
I like everything about it but the color.
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>>675459733
At least my computer can take dedicated ram
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>>675459733
When I hit it it works faster
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>>675461658
Kek underrated as fuck
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>>675459733
I don't actually like smacking you.
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>>675461415
wow she really had to go
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If there's a major problem I can just wipe it and start fresh.
I can disassemble it without going to jail.
If I don't like one part about it I can easily replace just that part.
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>>675459733
It can actually play games.
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>>675461074
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It has no viruses.
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Goddamn it you caught a virus. Might as well throw you in the garbage and get a better one
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