Go to the International Harvester dealer and buy a 1939 D series 1/2 ton

>>675452195
thanks Christ im white

Write the screenplay for Robocop

>>675452195
Invest in a ton of stocks, things such as coca cola

>>675452195
Go smoke some cigarettes in a diner while calling niggers niggers

Work hard and invest all my money into apple or google

I'd yell at every nigger I see.

Celebrate the fact that niggers annd Jews haven't taken over yet

>>675452680
IBM

>>675452195
get away with rape and murder because no DNA testing

>>675452195
Browse /b/

>>675452195

i figure out how the hell i got to Cuba.

get a good job, start a family

Save Lincoln

>>675452627
This first. Then start working and saving money so I can invest in the likes of Intel, Apple, Microsoft, and a bunch of Fortune 500 companies when they're just start-ups. I'd be a billionaire by the early 90's.

Place some big bets

>>675452788
Yeah. Any ultra big company.
And smoke while flying in a plane.

A WELL A EVERYBODY'S HEARD ABOUT THE BIRD

>>675452824
This
/thread

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>>675452195
fuck a white slut

>>675452195

Start to wonder what those damn Russians are planning

>>675452195
Go lynch a nigger

>>675452824

This

>>675452854

It's 1950. not the late 70s or 80s...

>>675452994
Waste of a good creme puff

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check out my battlestation

>>675452788
IBM was pretty big in the 1950's. They built stuff like adding machines, the old mechanical types. Wait till the 1970's and then get in early on x86 computing with Intel.

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invest in apple

>>675452622
This. This would be the best company to invest into.

Even if you invested $1 in 1960 it would have become $1,000 by today's date.

Only downside is that you would have to wait 50 years.

>>675453077
Get out of my head

>>675452895
Yes, I've heard about the bird.

>>675452195
Kill self because no dank memes for another 54 years

>>675453077
this

Break Vegas!

>>675452195
invest money into coca cola, mc donalds and nestle.
and be the richest fuck ever. marry me a rothschild and do pagan blood rituals with lolis.

>>675453141
You'd have to wait 25 years.

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find my grandma and fuck the shit out of her

>>675452895
That wasn't till 1963 you fucking faggot.

>>675452195
thank the lord i'm white

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Stop JFK from dying

Befriend all hot Actresses and singers before they became famous. Then brag later how i tapped that.

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I'm assuming we all start where ever we are located now. My goal would be to fuck up history in general. Kill Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, The fucker that made facebook, and the fuckers that made twitter. I would make sure that whoever the fuck decided to get aids for the first time, yeah. He needs to die, too.

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>>675453077

>>675453096
He knows. Work and save a ton of money till the end of the 80's and you'll be a millionaire at the end of the 90's.

>>675453345
Sorry fam

create a band named "the beatles"

>>675452718
best answer in this entire thread

>>675452195
thank Apple for creating alternate realities where turning an iPhone time back past 1970 doesn't brick it, but actually transports me back through time.

>>675452769
You got about ten years

>>675452195

Oppress the shit out of every woman I see and rape like crazy knowing there's no dna and my word as a man is held above every woman on earth

Was Chuck Berry performing by 1950? If so I'd see him live and try to get some vintage poon

>>675452195
>Spanish post-war famine
Emigrate

Beat my wife for burning our dinner even though the dinner was fine I just had a long day. The look to my so and say "If you want a fine women like your mother Billy, then that is how you have to treat them.".

Kidnap my 9 year old father

>>675452195
Wait till 63 and kill kennedy one day before his assasination

>>675452195
Find Hitler and kill him before he can start World War 1

>>675453811
Kek

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>>675453588
Kek

>>675452195
wait patiently for 66 years to create a thread called
"You wake up and it's january 1st, 1950.

What do?"

>>675452195
Tell the American government about the Shagohod, and warn them about the METAL GEARRRRR the USSR is creating.
And focus all possible resources into nuclear energy and nuclear weapons.

>no fuck Marilyn Monroe

that's prime pussy, folks

Invent Google
fuck bitches

>>675453903
FANTASTIC

>>675452195
Get on my knees and fight through the tears of joy to thank god with every sinew of my body.

>>675453153
True, I'm sure you could find some good company to invest into for quicker results. But assuming you didn't plan to be in 1950 suddenly you wouldn't have the internet to aid you in a quick search now

Predict shit, bet on stuff. Get rich

>>675453966
Prime m8

Use my useless knowledge of football/ baseball championship winners to make monstrous bets to set me up for the whole year.

I would invest in early fast food chains and soft drinks. IBM.

As years go on then invest in more tech companies.

FOR FUN

id have so much free time since movies were shit back then. id read alot.... and i'd probably rape alot of women.

Id take summer drives around the country making random stops in random towns and just rape as many young girls (15-18) as i could. Back then rape was underreported drastically, with no dna evidence.

I might try to find women who may end up having famous kids like gates, and jobs.

Id hope to have so many fucked up kids roaming the world.

>>675453267
The moment a peasant slips their dick into rothschild pussy must be like getting the holy grail

Get some value out of this history degree by investing in every good upstart company and betting right on things like presidential elections and boxing matches.

>>675453981
why could you even now
you have the algorithm, the knowledge how to write websites let alone complex search engines.
stick to what ya good at invent a potato peeler

>>675453474
You could be uncle terry before uncle terry existed

go get an autograph from 2pac get high with nwa and become good friends with eminem and start practicing with him, once im up i'll wake up in a huge mf mansion with 6 billion fans and 666 phone calls and the paparazzi in front of my house waiting for me to go outside naked XD actually id love to do that

Find bill gates and become his lifelong best friend.

>>675453505
You'll have to find the scientists who created aids

say, I'll hit the road, see, then go to San Fran, hustle some cash, and listen to jazz, guy. then drive down to Mexico to smoke marijuana and fuck some sluts.

catch them filming the fake moon landing

Tell them not to bother building the twin towers... waste of time.

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>>675452195
Pull a Fry......

Dad was born 2/13/1951.
Go find my grand mother and father my own father obviously.
>mfw I cucked my grand pa
>mfw I have no face

>>675452195

Invest all my money in google stocks

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make rock and roll

>>675454168
I would probably still be fucked with sports betting, I can't think of any 1950's sports outcomes I know of

>>675453129
Holy shit, it is the new 32 kb ROM?

Kill myself and wait to be born again in the computer age.

get a flat in nyc, cop some miles records, and find a honey to listen to them and fuck to while smoking weed

>>675452195
Try to survive without 4chan.

Seriously, as biff said to biff in back to the future: Always bet on the winner and you'll never lose.

>>675454168
Even banging underaged girls consensually back then was a slap on the wrist

>>675452195
Smile cause I know what stocks to purchase.

>>675454248
You'll have to wait about 20 years to meet newborn baby 2pac and eminem

>>675454549
poor for 48 years waiting for google to be a company, invest and wait another 10 to 15 years to reap the rewards, then die of a heart attack, best plan ever

>>675452195
Invest in stocks

>>675452195
Make bank, fuck bitches.

>>675452195
Thank fucking God!

Get some interracial tail

Freak out a lot

Freak out harder

Buy silver.

Celebrate because everything was infinitely better in 1950

Cry because no electronics

Spend 3 years in a depressed bout

Get over it

Enjoy living in 1950, arguably the pinnacle of American life.

>1950
Patent the velcro, and the credit cards

Hang some niggers. Buy some baseball cards.

>>675452195
jerk off to trap porn then go to a furry convention

Wait for November 22nd 1963

>>675452195

Start "inventing" all the modern shit I know how to make.

As it turns out this amounts to very little. I'll work hard and invest in the companies I know will do well. Also, I will place massive bets on the outcomes of major sports events I know about, such as the various superbowls I can remember.

If I happen to have my iPhone on me then I will sell it to the highest bidder for as much money as I can manage.. will have to figure out a way to get tech companies to bid on it, though.

If I can carry a backpack full of shit with me then I will utterly change history. 5 advanced scientific articles could leap our tech forward 7 decades.

Oh, and I would definitely write down the scripts for star wars, copyright the shit, and when Lucas publishes them I will leech off that bastard like a parasitic newfag.

>>675452195
wear my poodle skirt and go to the malt shop.

Be angry because I'm too late to meet Hitler

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Stop the civil rights movement duh

>>675455096
If you're really interested in the tech of the future, look into John Searl and his energy generator. It's no joke, the information is being suppressed, and it's going to change the world forever once it's allowed into the public.

The best part is that this tech has been around since the 1950s. Tesla died in 43, and the day after his death all of his work was missing.

Seriously, look it up. Follow the bread crumbs. If you care, it'll change your view on so many things.

make fun of every faggot wearing a fedora

invest in IBM

>>675452195
spread the good word about marijuana. tell people about JFK. invent Beats By Austin. create new band called Rolling Stoons

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>>675454244

>>675455091
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>>675454745
Chuck berry did a few years for this you liar

I would solve all those insane Murders with ease, become FBI agent just to get the badge then retire with betting. Would be 92 years old in 2016

Bomb the whole middle east with nukes

Kill every current day congressman and president from the last 25 years before they got the chance to fuck up america

>>675456146
yeah clinton was a huge fuckup wasn't he?

you guys talking about waiting for Google and Apple act like there were no big companies inbetween 1950 and 2000

>>675456348
Fisher Price?

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Graffiti shit memes everywhere.

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>>675452195
Use the things i learnt as leverage. Inform nations of natural disasters. Tell stalin he has three years left to live. Sell information i have at the highest bidder. Try to survive till i go back to 1950, meet my younger self. Tell him everything repeat process to create different timelines and document everything.

>>675455590

I'm hearing a lot of people touting the benefits of the generator, but absolutely no mathematical expressions explaining how this shit works.

I am an engineer. If you want to convince me, you need to demonstrate functionality... not just make claims. Can you show me what laws this is supposed to use? Can you demonstrate any of this mathematically or show me someone who can?

Kill all negroids.

>>675456561
fag

kill LBJ that way blacks would be worth something today

>>675456262
He didn't help as much as people claimed. It wasn't his policies that improved the economy. The majority of economists have even pointed that out. So what were his major accomplishments? An "assault weapons" ban that did jack shit? How about a free trade agreement that helped send jobs out of country? A housing act that helped create the housing bubble and collapse come 2008?

>>675455590
>breadcrumbs
He has a website fam
http://www.searlsolution.com/evidence2.html

christ you nigger killing faggots, he said 1950 not 1850.

>>675454047
mcdonalds would be decent also, not sure if you could buy stocks at that point tho?

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Invent rock and roll

>>675452195
Probably do a jack the ripper

>>675456960
Don't forgot policies that made the prison population reach levels that would make Mao and Stalin blush

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>>675457026
Funny enough chuck berry started off as country not rock

>>675452195
apply for job at VaultTec

I'm over 50, so I would live my normal life and be elated that I would be dead before bronies and furfags become a thing.

Find my grandmother.. fuck her to become my own grandfather.

Kill MLK
#blackcrimesmatter

>>675456691
>http://www.searlsolution.com/evidence2.html
You should be able to learn all you want from this site

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Tell Kennedy to bring a metal hat with him when he's visiting Dallas.

Lot of people wanting to fuck their own grandmas, my grandma was a looker in her 20s but I wouldn't go there. I want to keep my delta brain wave

>>675457338
Why waste your time doing something that is already going to happen?

>>675457459
So fuck your grampa. It's a win win

>>675452195
kill Moot's grandma

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>>675457196

When he wasn't busy having girls shit on his chest.

>>675457338
how would you get past his cia and fbi handlers

>>675452195
Borrow $200k and start a transport company.

Get a job doing anything, and invest everything into startup companies that you know are going to rule the world. I'll be the richest man on earth by far.

>>675457591
Because he became a martyr in death, if you killed him way early enough he never would have been influential. Although the niggs probably would have just gone straight to violence if it wasn't for Dr. Mlk

>>675457411
Everyone even told him dont do that shit
>But he did anyway
Nice dubs

>>675457695
I thought it was recording them taking dumps in his restaurant

>>675457613
Frig off Randy
>Can I get 15 half-eaten cheeseburgers to go

>>675456964
That's all good and dandy.
Just like microwave propulsion engines.
Sounds amazing, science looks sweet, yet every time anyone attempts to construct one the same result is reached.
There just isn't enough value for time spent. There are always better options.

To build a magnetic generator to be useful for any modern task, it would be fucking enormous.
At that cost, you are better off just building wind power plants or solar power for the same cost and have a higher return.

>>675452195

Hit a woman in the face immediately.

>>675458138
What if it is your mother and you are then born with a concussion and even more retarded?

>>675452195
I gotta warn the world of Hitler!

Start smoking while its still good for you.

>>675458205

That why I aim for the mouth and not the belly.

>>675458220
What are you a jew?

>>675457793
They all told obummer to stay in his armored limo on inaguration too.
Too bad they didn't have similar outcomes.

>>675458417
WW2 allready happend, that was the joke.
(;

>>675452195
Finally call black people niggers!

>>675456002
He was a nigger dipshit

Buy shares in Apple, get boat catch shrimps

>>675456468
Lego motherfucker, or ford? Lamborghini? so many awesome car firms just spreading their wings

>>675457411
dat ass though

>>675454248
Poorly educated low IQ underage detected

>>675458667
So they still threw white people in jail for that shit too, the only reason Jerry Lee Lewis got off was because he married the bitch

Buy a pack of smokes because cancer hasn't been invented yet

>>675452195
Kill myself, fuck the 50s. Never mind getting pillaged and raped by a gang of white niggas, I'd be more upset there's no tech at all.

>>675452195
live the 'Murican dream

>>675453345
Then he could write it

>>675458908
You could also do a lot of bare back anal sex. No AIDS until the 60s.

>>675458895
The white judges threw white people in jail on the say so of a nigger? Then why the fuck was MLK bitching about his dream huh?

>>675452195
Invest in future profitable businesses and then I would hide for 20 years because atmospheric lead levels were ridiculously high in the 50s and I don't want to go retarded.

>>675452195
Go to a diner and share a milkshake with some 1950s teeny boppers. Then fuck them raw and creampie them in my car at the Moonlight Point outlook.

Wait until 1968 and blow up the twin towers.

>>675459126
Who said it was on the way so of a nigger getting them in jail? Mostly likely it was the parents

>>675459373
> parents

>>675459467
If some old dirty bastard fucked your 12 year old you wouldn't press charges?

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Kill moots grandmother and start 4chan myself

>>675459654
absolute madman

>>675455590
Googled "John Searl and his energy generator" and the Feds were at my door in 2 minutes. I am posting this from my secret bunker using a burner phone. If I don't respond to this thread withiinoanadnjf;as

Warn JFK about his assassination

Get a guitar and play futuristic music from the 60s

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Do something to make the cold war start

>>675454954
>Enjoy living in 1953
Considering, you'll be half dead inside until then fam

Walk around town laughing at niggers. (No different than what I do now)

>>675460073
You stupid or something?

>>675460520
Doesn't count if it's in your head

>>675453811
I like this one
Good idea

Hijack passenger plane, take down the empire state building.

>>675452539
underrated

>>675452627
kek>>675452718
>>675452769
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>>675452195
Write Pulp fiction
Make Smells Like Teen spirit
And Bet on Germany to beat Brazil 6-1

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>>675452195
Is this really a question? Fuck bitches and bang hoes.

>>675458762
But you aint got no legs Lt Dan

>>675462294
it was 7-1 you down syndrome good for fucking nothing idiot

>>675452627
you will fit in nicely

>>675452195

make some foundry, collect money and testament it all to baby that's born in 80's, then kill myself before I'm born.

>>675452564
Underrated post

Go out and buy all the magic mushrooms and be fucked up for weeks. Sleep with all the 50s whores. Then invent computers

>>675452195
go fuck my 8 year old mom

Play L.A. Noire

Be rich because I am well off in this time

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>>675462878

>>675453459
How?