>>675438595
OP here, also i've been fired from 2 jobs for my habit of being sad if i don't get a nap at lunch

keep it up millennials

we're looking for each and every one of you disobedient kids that escaped their parents houses before they could raise you

College is going to be mandatory by the end of 2016. then it's back to school where all you ungrateful little shits belong.

>>675438857
i'm not a millenial though, i'm 28....

It's more my beliefs and behaviour that classifies me as different than adults.

I still believe people can and should always reason with each other and I don't believe in war.

I don't understand why people love themselves more than others and why they're such jerks to each other.

I don't believe in work or being a slave to the system. Almost everything we produce and do can be done by automation and the only real job is in the social sector or a social one.

I could go on forever. Then again, I probably didn't develop my emotional intellect properly.

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>>675439343
wow you sound like a supreme gentleman anon, i tip my fedora too you m'sir

>>675439506
I'm hardly a gentlemen, people often say I'm a jerk because I'm straightforward.

But why lower yourself to social standards or meme circlejerking. Like you do. It's such a waste of time and space. Did it at least made you feel good about yourself posting that?

>>675439326
Me too, bruh

>>675439343
Not everything can be done by automation. You way to highly of our technical abilities. Go look at mechanical turk and see some odd the seemingly simple shit that is still to complex to automate.

I broke up with my gf so id have more time to play boderlands 2

>>675439326
thats still technically a millennial

everyone from 82 to 2000 are technically millennials by stick definition

>>675439939
Almost everything we produce can be automated. I've worked in several sectors but all the industry jobs I did I was either doing a job that was so low in demand automating it would cost more than making me do it or I was checking up on machinery.

Just because it's not cost-effective, doesn't mean it's possible. Cost effective is just a delusion of the value people like to put towards money.

We can make this world anything we want if we'd work together. But we'd rather fight and let a few succeed - complimenting them for their individual status rather than for their social achievements.

Automation was an example used nevertheless. You can slow down progression by being regressive for the sake of profit, but eventually it'll happen.

>>675440148
oh, i thought millennials were born in the 90's, guess i am then, but still don't limp me with those special snowflake tumblr retards or whiny teenagers that have no idea how the world works and thinks the world owes them a living, i may be shit at being an adult, but i'm not that bad

I'm making $11.50/hr, living by myself, the majority of my time is spent doing 40k and vidya.

I'm 47 and I don't work and smoke pot all day long.

>>675440642
What state you live in?

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I'm 30.

I don't have a job, car, gf, house or anything other of worth than my 2000$ gaming rig on which I play vidya all day long, lurk on here or watch pirated anime/series/movies. Also, I smoke a lot of weed.

>>675440935
>i dont have a house
so what you installed your gaming rig in a cardbox underneath the bridge?
>I dont have a job
why not. having a job is actually more fun than smoking weed all day desu

I'm 29
I hate videogames
I hate alcohol
I hate weed
I hate not being productive
I have 2 credit cards band the only thing I buy is piracetam but guess that is not working anymore
I'm way more realistic than my parents
I have a wife she's not really hot but she's not a whore
I build my own house with my hands

>>675441608
If I stayed true to myself I would be like that too. Good for you for not losing yourself to the social hype anon.
except the piracetam maybe.

>I hate fun

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Im 50yo
Insane
this gets me through

>>675441608
Also I feel so much anger specially with my creator I don't want him to punish him or my family but know I seriously question his existence BC he makes me born the way I'm even that I have this fucking inner drive to succeed but I'm not smart and I know I was born with issues even that I have a fucking college degree and a respected job still I'm so fucking retarded I can't bring my shit together why God?

>>675440148
I was born in 83, and it makes me fucking violent when people lump me in with that utterly insipid generation.

82-2000 is completely arbitrary

>>675441577
rental flat
I'm too broken to work, basically I'm batshit insane so they give me about 3k$ neet bucks a month

kinda enjoying my lifestyle though, still would prefer work, but then again not so sure about that once my oculus rift is shipping.

>>675442065
Forgive typos I'm using a tablet and English is second language

Im 31
I like videogames, but spent not that much time like in the past with it, max 1-2 hours a day, but not everyday
I smoke weed and cigarettes
I have a nice flat which i will own later in my life
I have a nice gf, not hot but she likes to cook and she loves me, thats more important i think :)
I have a great job as IT Administrator which means im whole day surfing internet when theres no prob in my company

Love you /b/

>>675442065
>your creator

did you ever came to think that maybe the bible is a work of philosophy, not a work of truth?
There's no absolute truth a human can ever understand. If there were absolute truths amongst people, we wouldn't be so different.

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>>675438857
>>675440148
How does it feel to get replaced, dinosaur?

>>675442065
>creator

God doesn't exist

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OP here, i started with a nice story about being slightly childish as a topic, around 30 posts in we have this>>675443716

i hate you 4chan i really do

>>675444812
>starts an unconventional thread
>hates how it went off-topic
>comments on one of the few unconstructive posts

you really are a man baby. You fit right in with the compulsive wankers on here.

>>675441608
nigh on the same. but i don't want credit cards. i want to stay clear of them

>>675440014
Fucking borderlands 2.
Pleb.

Recently beat cancer.
Jacking off and playing Blade and Soul.

God my life is fucking sad.

>>675440014
>>675440935
>>675442331
what's the deal with videogames? i don't find them appealing anymore, I'm 21

>>675440482
THE WORLD OWES ME EVERYTHING. I'M A WHITE MURICAN. I DEMAND MY FOOD STAMPS AND EQUAL RIGHTS.

>>675445337
congrats on beating cancer though anon, though i'd advice against this site if you don't want it again

>>675445479
same, i still like them but can't do hours upon hours like i used to

>>675445617
are you talking about yourself or me? either way gr8 b8 m8

>>675445904
top kek. May it's where I got it from. You know how it is. Can't stay away from my precious.

>>675445337
congrats man

>>675445337
you the man. You should live every day like it's your last. That's what I do occasionally, and I always have the best time of my life.

>>675445904
>>675445617
I was emphasizing the ridiculousness of modern society and their thoguht process

>>675440482
Yeah thats like me.
I don't contribute shit to society, but nor do I expect anything back from it.

Live and let live.

>>675446299
Thanks.

>>675446389
Well...I have two kids and a gf. I cant really go out and let loose like before.

That's not how it works.

>>675439627
lol u gay

>>675446221
yeah stuck in this scum bucket for 11 years alread, that here forever thing is starting to ring scarily true, but seriously anon, stay healthy and enjoy yourself, you've earned being lazy for a while

>>675446409
oh, for a second i thought you were just pretending to be my little brother

>>675446455
damn right

>>675442331
are you older me?

>same with vidya
>smoking cigs, weed occasionally
>nice flat which i will own later in my life
>nice gf, not model level hot, but for me she's 10/10 both physically and mentally, and she likes to cook aswell
>i work as an it admin, and im currently sitting at work, surfing /b/

love you too anon

>>675446569
I never said you should go out. Living every day like it's your last means you make the best out of every day. Love your wife like you haven't before, cook for your wife and your kids to see them smile. Go for a walk and enjoy the nature. Talk to a complete stranger to see how your fellow human being is.

Most importantly, don't let bad environments destroy your vision of a good life any further.

>>675446632
Lol at least I travel, fuck females, get money and have lots of fun whilst believing I do all I can to make the world a bit better.

stay pleb

>>675446877
Lol u gay

>>675445479
i'm 21, i had a phase where I'd play them hours on hours, and then a phase where i didnt even play them. now i play some good titles 1-2 hours a day, like maybe 3 days a week if i get to do it.

still, i could spend 4-5 hours if i have time to play some games that i spent a lot of time on earlier in life, like league or dota.

>>675446999
checked for staying pleb

>>675438595

I have a huge collection of stuffed animal and still have a four poster bed with a canopy.

I basically work to play dress up.

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>>675439343
Now this is milennial shitposting. Now we know why he feels like a child. Don't you have Columbine massacres to make?

>>675447292
Watch out you gun be called a pleb

>>675447292
Yeah. Fuck me for believing in a better world, right.

>no one likes you:(

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>>675447526
i don't think being an optimist is the reason you're being mocked, i think it's that you're an autist faggot with a fedora complex

>>675447526
>better world
How was anything you rambled off better?

>>675448045
Oh really? I didn't get that;-; Such bull-e senpaii i cannot hold it. I think sudoku cuz internet bullies dont like how I feeeeeeel

You sure showed me though - taking your time to inform me how things really are. Thank you so much :3

>>675448161
>how was anything you rambled off better?
How do you expect me to give an answer to such an ill-formed question?

>>675448236
You know you dont have to keep responding, right?

>>675448298
By going over your point again, but without the supreme gentleman tone.

>>675448309
Did you tell yourself this too, or are you just a hypocrite

>>675448362
What point? OP asked about reasons that make you not really an adult. I showed how I have unreasonable delusions about how the world could work, suggesting I'm a naive and ignorant child.
Doesn't seem too out of the scope of this thread to me.

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>>675448236
kek, stay mad bro

>taking the bait this hard

>>675448608
Go leap in front of a truck, asshat.

>>675438595
I play videogames

>>675445161
Shits dope as fuck. If you don't agree then there is literally nothing I can do to change your mind. Bitch.

>>675445337
>recently beat cancer
>God my life is fucking sad
Should've taken you you ungrateful cunt

>>675448725
For the sake of continue to shitpost, what makes you think you're a better contribution to this world - or have a better life for that matter?

>>675448707
maybe I enjoy the meaningless shit-throwing discussion
>>675448887
ah fuck so close
>>675448888

>>675448784
Good 50 dollars wasted. Nigger.

>>675448872
Yeah, I guess so.

>>675448887
I'm not a petentious shitlord who's life is so shit he has to remember the good old days when he could get away with being an autistic little shit.

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>>675438595

>be me
>be 26
>can't hold down a job for more than a couple of months
>can't have a real relationship
>watch animus all the time
>play vidya on occasion
>DepressionAndAnxiety.jpg
>still live with parents
>have nothing except a nice jaw line i guess
>still ugly over all though
>feelsbadman

>>675449174
My life is quite enjoyable. I mentioned earlier that I travel a lot, fuck females, acquire money and generally do whatever I want.
Just because you tell me it's not socially acceptable to banter about childish philosophies isn't going to stop me from doing it.

In a way, I'm not pretentious because I don't channel my dislike or anger to focus on someone who doesn't meet the conform standards - I'm just myself even if people classify me as autist (they say a lot of things about me IRL but that's not one of them). In a way, you're pretentious.

>>675446730
lol thats funny, how old are you :)
and from which country, im from germany

>>675449442
Let's face it: the only girls you've ever fucked were plastic. Take your "child philosophies" and post them on some pedo site. Then you can all circle jerk to the old pictures of you gorging your fat little child bodies on chocolate.

>>675438595
I watch Anime and play video games. I'm 25, also I poke smot

>>675440616
If it makes you happy, keep on keeping on nigga

>>675449031
Because you didn't like it. That being said, being diagnosed as the degenerate you are would cost more than $50 from a professional. With that in mind, you got a fucking bargain. Fight me on the internet, my modem's jacked.

>>675438857
I'm a highschool drop out.
If someone sat me down and forced me to complete my education, that'd be great, thanks.

I drink like 10 cans of Diet Coke a day

>>675449704
I cannot help to wonder how much of this post is you reflecting your own flaws upon me. I've humoured your attack with reasonable comments if I say so. So let's have a look at your life. How far did you get so far in life. How are you doing with girls? How fit are you? What education or job do you have? Since you claim you have more reason to live than me you'd better give some validation. Or are you just a keyboard warrior with a tiny fat penis.

>>675449321
why can't ya hold a job? The rest all seems fine to me except jobless and living with parents.

>>675450118
You do realize youve been talking to multiple people, and multiple people have found you to be a pretentious ass

>>675450118
Humouring me is literally all you're good for at the time. My life's pretty good though, nothin' much wrong with it. Got myself a lovely gal. Redhead. Yup. Pretty good.

Oh yeah, and fuck you.

>>675450118
mainly my depression, i had a job as a labourer for about 8 months then a tree fell on me and crushed my arm, i never went to uni because i didn't want debt and don't have any direction in life, i am learning forex trading and will invest my payout from the accident in that when i get it, till then it's a string of shit minimum wage jobs to keep me going, but as i can't leave the house some days l can't even keep them for long

>>675450340
I do but I made the assumption he was the person suggesting I'd throw myself in front of a bus.

I don't really care that people find me pretentious or actually get angry for it. I don't get exactly why people get angry at others who don't fit a society they don't even like.

>>675441608
And you're somehow in 4chan, also in /b/?
I call BS.

>>675438857
>Millennial
That word is offensive and ignorant
Stop calling younger people Millennials

>>675450439
Depression sucks. But you know not doing anything every day will just make that depression hit harder. From my personal experience it never really goes away, it's like a voice whispering that you have to succeed and completely mocks you when you don't or when you fail
Could be a motivation desu.

If you're American there's some places in Europe that offer free education. Additionally, if you did find a job in a nice environment you might just forget all about your depression.

There's a saying about trading in Forex. Don't use money you can't lose. I've made nice cash on daytrading myself, but there will always be moments that you invest just too much and lose it all. So don't go all in on that. A word of advice about trading, know when to take a loss and don't pray that it'll just magically go back up. You can always buy in lower if a market is crashing.

>>675446389

You go out and rape pretty little girls?

Cause that's what I'd do if I knew for sure it was my last day.

>>675450519
Thats why. You come off with an air of superiority, and it makes people upset. If you dont like something, just keep it to yourself. I understand it kind of fits the theme of the thread, but you could have simply said i have unrealistic expectations for life and society and left it at that, but no you had to elaborate and spout pseudo intellectual bull crap, that everyone on this site correlates to autistic supreme gentlemen. Then you had to go and defend your actions when it was called out, which further establishes people's preconceived notions about you. Do you understand?

>>675450929
i think the person has some personal problems with getting older.

>>675450049
That's fucking terrible /b/ro.

Time to turn your life around.

>>675451046
He's the Peter Pan of 4chan.

I get paid weekly and spend most of it on performance modifications to my car and video games. I'm 23 and still live at home. I'm too focused on weeb shit, cars, vidya, and 80's cartoon lore that I never have a lasting relationship. I'm still a virgin. I don't smoke, but I drink on occasion and, when I do, it takes too long for me to get drunk, so I end up complaining about how sober I still am and ruin the fun.

>>675449828
>my modem's jacked.
lulz

Apparently people have different taste in games makes you upset and I'm the fucking diagnosed degenerate. Okay buddy. Have a nice life.

>>675450987
Is that really the last thing you'd want to leave behind in this world - a mentally broken nice little girl who's life is likely completely ruined by what you did to her?
like, really?

Maybe I'd try for a nice teen if she was slutty enough and it didn't matter. But those are legal anyway here :^)

>>675451029
Truth be told I never considered myself better than others. I value other people over myself although I am not going to seek approval by fitting into your standards.

I said earlier that it's not that I don't understand why people consider it as autism (which is really just a meme, and shows how people are easily propagated) - it's that I enjoy the discussion about acting out of social format and being attacked for it. Especially a board like /b/ should appreciate difference. But IMO it's one of the most narrow-minded socialmeme forcing places on the internet nowadays. It was different at some point.

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>>675451571
I highly doubt you remember when and "if" /b/ was different. Every social networking site has developed a type of etiquette. And on /b/ you will get called out when you cross those lines, you will get memed and so on. It happens on every site. /b/ does appreciate difference but they do not tolerate the type of shit you have been spouting. If you want to talk like that go to reddit, they will love you.

> I'm 30 Married, and have a 2 yo boy.
> I run a small business that is never doing well.

Because of work i have so much stress that i can't sleep at night. so i spend the majority of my late nights staying up, drinking (or taking prescription pills or both) playing madden and watching tv shows on my laptop at the same time so i can drown out all the adult responsibilities i have to deal with in the morning. I get 4 hours of sleep a night. I often wake up hung over, and don't give a fuck.

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I refuse to get a fulltime job so I can marathon Dark Souls 3 when the English version come out.
20 days left.
Then maybe I'll kill myself.

>>675452184
business in what mate?