i need food pics, /b/
gimme your burgers, pizzas, hipster douche instagram food, god tier, shit tier, whatever
MUNCHIES
bumpereeno
← my fave burger
>>675435395
sauce plox
>>675435395
I don't even know why - but MOAR.
>>675435051
>>675437457
>>675437498
>>675437528
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>>675438091
In fact pickled herring surprisingly delicious despite its look.
>>675435051
Some chicken I grilled
>>675438778
did you use a flamethrower ?
A pizza I made.
>>675438946
>A pizza I made.
>>Pizza Pie
>>675438859
Nuoh.
Goddamnit anon. Well, I'm hungry as fuck right now.
>>675438859
No. Grilled on a weber for 3 hours super low with wood chips. Nice and moist meat and crispy skin.
Breakfast a long time ago.
>>675439014
<3 chaladjez
>>675439128
>beans
>goasted becon
>roasted eggs
>toast
One day you're gonna have a gastritis.
>>675439128
PBR & OJ
Nice.
>>675439281
Probably but it will be from excessive alcohol use. Not awesome breakfasts.
>>675439517
kek
Pizza eggs.
My attempt at ramen. Everything was made from scratch.
>>675439855
You made those vegetables from scratch, Anon?
>>675439960
Yes sir.
>>675438631
What is that ?
>>675439048
It's called Chicago Deep Dish Pizza you retard.
>>675440056
It's a smoked lard with a little bit of spices.
>>675439053
Why can't I do this, but with something like Gruel that has all the necessary shit my body needs.
>>675440343
And it was good too.
>>675440343
>TFW you're the cook and don't realize what you're cooking.
>TFW you're you.
You cooked a pizza pie.
Roasted chicken, mashed potatoes and grilled carrots.
>>675440378
Lardo right?
I've always wanted to try that shit.
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>>675439128
ai apresheeate u delivaring ur good fud but y do u tak pic of fud 2 much
>>675440547
Fucking eurotards.
A pizza pie looks a little like that, but it also has a crust on the top.
>>675440672
I like to cook so I take pics of it.
>>675440666
Actually we call that shit here "salo".
>>675440790
>eurotard
>>Canada4meatlover
Whatever shit-tier pizza pie you made has some sort of 'crust' on top - if you call that cheese, idk wtf you cooked.
>>675441001
NOW WERE GETTING SOMEWHERE
/r/ Tacos & liquor
>>675441075
Don't have much for Tacos n liquor, but have a few food n booze pics
Here's my buddy's fat fuck burger and a beer
>>675440958
I'm Canadian you fucktard and we call that shit "Chicago Deep Dish Pizza" here too, what backwards shithole part of Canada are you from?
You don't put the cheese on top, you put the sauce on top or the cheese will burn as it takes longer to cook deep dish pizza.
eat my trips
>>675440958
B.C. is by far the farthest from 'backwards' Canada has to offer, the farther east you go the dumber it gets.
>>imblygin people put sauce on the top of the pizza
>>675441168
AHHH there's the masterpiece this thread has been waiting for.
Big bagel burgers & beer.
All the /b/s we need.
Maple Bacon Donut Cheese Burger.
Surf and turf burger. Shit was the bomb
>>675441527
Is that served for some midget?
>>675442032
wut?
>>675442122
The portions look like less than a cup.
>>675442224
Optical illusion. I make the tortellini at least 3" in diameter.
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>>675442224
as opposed to >>675441835 which has enough valories for 2 days
fuckin ameritards deserve their obesity
>>675442912
It's still not a full meal. It's a meal for a child, or a midget.
>>675443079
or a snack
or a light lunh
or just 1 course of a complete meal
again, your amerifat is showing
>>675442496
this looks a lot like khachapuri adjaruli
>>675443241
I'm not American moron.
>>675443361
There is a fat 'murican bitch deep inside you waiting to get out.
Set her free, faggot. Set her free.
>>675443453
OK midget man. Either that or you're a child who thinks that's a meal.
>>675437457
Fucking undercooked. Enjoy tape worms
>>675443241
Seriously.. There's half a chicken breast and like 6 tortellini (3" dia), how could this NOT be enough food?
>>675435051
britfag here
>>675443548
Is this a little more up your alley, fatass?
>>675443599
Dude I'm 6'3 and 171 lbs (pretty much a lanklet) and that is no where NEAR a meal. Maybe for a child or a midget.
Burger+chili+cheese, baked in a tortilla
>>675443557
that's not how tapeworm infections go
>>675443557
shutup sadist fag
>>675443779
I've been baking everything in a tortilla lately, shit is so cash
>>675443771
yeah bro I'm 6'13" 300 online come at me
Here's another "child midget's meal"
>>675444006
No that's a faggot meal. Pay out the ass for 1/4 of a meal.
>>675444218
fucking pleb
>>675444218
>I can't afford nice things
Go start a big mac appreciation thread or something
>>675440585
sharpie in pooper please
romanian mici is the apex of culinary edible food
>>675444418
Dude, I've got a $7000 computer (including Monitors)... I can afford nice things. I'm not a retard who's going to pay more... for less. If that were the case... I'd buy a Mac.
>>675444631
nah My pooper is shy.
>>675444673
>edible food
do you know any other kinds anon?
>>675444811
Yeah that plastic shit they use to decorate kitchen tables at stores.
>>675444709
the fact that your second hand PC was topline back in 2008 is not something you should be proud of.
>>675444918
that isnt food.
Food is, by definition, edible
>>675444673
Sa-ti traiasca sefule
>>675444709
>trying this hard
>>675444811
most things not mici. nice dubs. pastrami also.
>>675444926
I upgrade my Graphics cards every 4 years, my CPU every 5-6, and get new HDD's every 6. CPU and Motherboard are usually 6 years as well.
Upgrades Graphics cards this year to three 980ti's.
Just because you can't afford nice things doesn't mean I can't.
>>675445006
>Guy calls me out on being poor.
>Explain that I'm not poor.
>Trying too hard.
/b/ logic everyone.
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>>675445304
>all of this flailing
This thread made me hungry so i left to go get a burrito
>>675445206
>I upgrade my Graphics cards every 4 years, my CPU every 5-6, and get new HDD's every 6. CPU and Motherboard are usually 6 years as well.
>Upgrades Graphics cards this year to three 980ti's.
Well it definitely has increased the amount of shit you put out
>>675445391
Once more, just because you're poor, doesn't mean I am.
Maybe stop paying out the as for 1/4 meals at expensive restaurants where you're really paying for some asshole in the back to turn your food into a pretty piece of art.
>>675445507
pic
>>675445481
>filename
mild kek
>>675445511
lol so fucking jealous dude. Get a job faggot.
here's something i made a while ago, i dont remember what it was :D
>>675445507
post pics nigga! Love me some hawt burrito action
>>675445559
I'm the guy who called you poor, and your comeback was to call me poor. Leave the basement once in a while, life is filled with great things to experience. Food being a big one.
>>675445657
lecho I think u Hungarian cuz that shit is crack
>>675445657
Strogonov probably
>>675445762
No. my comeback was to show you that I can actually afford nice shit. Your comeback was "ancient computer obviously" which is when I called you poor.
And you're right. Food is a good experience. Wasting money on quarter portion "food art" isn't. Spending what I do on my computer might be considered a waste of money but I'm getting the best. Spending a lot on a little food isn't getting my monies worth. That asshole making my food pretty is the one getting my money.
well heres the crumbs of my peanut butter sandwich if that helps.
>>675435051
I'm going to give you some sad hamburgers
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>>675446123
>Your comeback was "ancient computer obviously"
The wasn't me, sperglord. I've posted pics in almost all of my posts, that guy hasn't
>implying well presented food isn't often the most delicious.
I spend big money on fantastic beers too. Does this make you mad?
>>675446371
Oh shit m8, it's MoonMan.
>KKK FUCK NIGGERS
>>675446056
stroganov with bellpeppers? are you retarded?
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>>675445647
lol stay mad I eat this shit ereday just before brekkie consisting of ur moms pussy
>>675445647
I have a job. One that provides me with a company phone and laptop, so I can spend my moneys on nice food in stead of nerdy hardware
>>675446448
yes
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>>675446570
I'm sorry I have to
ALright, I'm out of good pics and the threads fuckered anyway. I'm out, been fun!
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>>675445762
I didnt take pics :(
I did that weird fat guy thing where i bought it and ate in the parking lot so i didnt wanna draw even more attention to myself.
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>>675437457
ewwww raw meat
ham
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>>675446768
you understand what I mean by sad hamburgers
>>675446492
Yeah wasting money on quick and gone gratifications vs. lasting gratification.
roast beef
>>675447005
I'm out of sad hamburgers. Until next time
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>>675439855
Including the bowl, knife, cutting board, and counter?
>>675447075
Thanks,amazing collection.
Maybe next time I'll share my collection of cheeseburgers with a cheese tongue.
>>675446277
Ginger Pepsi sounds better than that vanilla bullshit they flipped on us
Suck it Italy!
>>675440343
This anon just got emotionally triggered in food thread
kek
>>675439264
>eating tiny people
>>675446429
Anon, what you said originally was retarded, he's being a retard as well but what you're saying is plain dumb.
Most people can afford to go to decent restaurants and no, it doesn't make the guy in the kitchen any better than another chef just because the sous can make it look pretty. You are quite literally paying for the presentation, the exclusivity of the restaurant to maintain it's status as "prestige", the rent on an obviously highly marketable area, the "experience" and the "Luxury" ingredients used (Aka current trend, plenty of things that are expensive now and considered luxury were actually the cheapest peasant food only a decade ago). Stop being as dumb as he is and just say If it's not for him, it's not for him.
>>675447785
What is the green stuff in the main bowl?
>>675448104
thank you Capt. Obvious
>>675448104
from the numbnail it looks like a hand. Now you made it like it's bleeding.
>>675447075
OP here, thank you anon.
>>675447785
pasta with bread, congrats.
>>675446443
>Browsing /b/ while you're on a skype call, not doing anything related to the person you're talking with
Do you leave the house on weekends anon? Honestly
>>675447408
Yes. I am also a metal fabricator, woodworker and my mom made the bowl.
yummy yum yums nigga
>>675446891
Name? I'd like to see more food porn with her.