oh i forgot you fuckers dont have girlfriends

>>675427327
i know you are but what am i?

>>675427757
Nailed it

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Throwing everything I got at her

>>675428023
damn, you are hitting hard, anon.

>>675427187
Who the fuck has their gf as 'girlfriend' in their contacts. You're not trying really hard

>>675427757
R E K T
E
K
T

>>675428023
You're a natural.

Nice try. Almost had me fooled. Yeah right. Top kek in the house.

>>675428023
OP here, i went to the bathroom because i told her i was going to shower, there is like four people texting her. this shit is too funny

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>>675427757

>>675427327
>>675427187
Newfags.

>People on /b/ having girlfriends

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Okay I didn't fucking do this to get swore at.

>>675428143
onbiously i got that picture from google

>>675428335
u wot m8

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>>675427187
Fucken kek

>>675427187
>>675427187
(919) 579-9920
Her name is Kumi

>>675428335
OP here, im still pretending to be in the shower, say to her "what is your opinion on fucking on the second date?"

not your personal army, shit stain

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>>675427187

>>675428467
Fuck you asshole

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1/2

>>675427187
Not your personal army

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2/2

>>675428756
kek

>>675427187
nypa

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>>675428787

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Have nice tits, and I love her.

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>>675428787
>ring any bells?

idk why but I kek'd pretty hard

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>>675428424
aye. post a pic of her. don't make my fun end soon

also she called me

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>>675427187

Who saves there girlfriend as girlfriend? Fuck ING retarded

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>>675428975

>>675429127
Come on faggs, we need our Jim to appear

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>>675429127
kek

>>675429127
Krekekek

>>675429200
be Jim then cunt

>>675429127
Oh my god yes.

>>675429200
I would be jim but im German.

She might find an international SMS strange.

>>675429252
I'm just another poorfag, m8

>>675429224
inb4 OP gets cucked

>>675429297
Do it, let's say Jim is Mike and chad's German friend kek

OP PRETENDING TO BE A GIRLFRIEND LMAO

>>675429355
im leaving for the Army soon and i was going to break up with her anyway. i just want to see if she would cheat on me

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op your bitch is retarded

>>675429297
>>675429427
Do it! German jim

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Did I do good?

>>675429544
im sitting next to her so i might not be able to reply quickly, some of these texts shes getting are fucking hilarious. OP out.

>>675429621
/thread

>>675429624
(forgot text)
I didn't get shit OP this is dumb

>>675429544
That is OP you're talking to fag.

>>675428787
/shreesha.k?fref=ts

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if she says no im whipping out my edge

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This bitch is dumb

>>675429621
YOURE PRETTY GOOD

>>675429818
send her scat

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>>675429621

>>675429818
>having family
>wanting nudes
Pick one.

>>675429937
Send her some catfish, Mike

>>675428023
savage
must work

>>675428023
Holy fuck my sides

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>>675430223
None of this has been op you autist

also kumi is upset

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>>675430060

>>675429937
tell her u is the cops

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and his name is

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>>675429937

>>675429937
>I will see cops in front of your place
>implying she knows where you live
>implying she's there now
Noice, now reel her in! Tell her your dick is 4 inches but you jizz like half a pint and you didn't use protection, so you're unsure if your small size hurts or helps the odds that she might get knocked up.

Everyone loves a good rape confessional and pregnancy scare.

>>675430473
Topkek

>>675430473
OP here, her name is Madison. freak her out somehow

>>675430329
CATFISHMAN

>>675429624
disabled

>>675430569
A WALK

>>675430554

>who is catfishman?

>>675430329
kek

>>675430473
forty keks!

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who am I?

9202420332
go bannaners

>>675430697
dude her dad died about a year ago, that was almost too savage. say your name is tolbee warren

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>>675430610
I don't have all of it, it was an epic thread. It usually shows up in the "best of" threads

just sent OP's girlfriend that OP told 4chan to ask for nudes.

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>>675430719

>>675430753
f u c k o f f

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>>675430697
None of your business

>>675430697
Batman

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>>675430793
You fucking buzzkill

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>>675430753

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>>675429937
Call her bluff

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>>675430719
I hope this bich responds tho

OP personal army request successful

German jim here.

Sorry i had to attend to some things in my laboratory.

How can i now join this?

>>675430793

faggot confirmed.

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>>675430793

i swear to god /b/ sometimes i think you put on faggotry such as this with the goal of ending up on /r/4chan

>>675430793
What you did to this thread

>>675430793
No you didnt, im sitting two feet away from her she would have said something about it

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>>675431187
You killed it

>>675430793
You fucking faggot, Kill urself

>>675430793
What a fucking faggot nigger piece of shit! Ahahahahahaha!

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>>675430793
Do you enjoy shitting on every ones good time? I hope you meet the love of your life and the hole in your soul is finally filled before she dies in a car accident getting her body torn from the wreckage by the fucking jaws of life.

>>675430833
My sides lmao
Make it convincing /b/ro

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>>675430306

>Being this retarded
>Implying anon didn't mean that OP wasn't a faggot because he posted his gfs number and told /b/ her name

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07704608675 Love to be degraded. Want your sick puppy shit

+7 (914) 068-53-40
Her name is Vasilisa and she is from Russia

>>675431357
whos UK number is this? im from UK

snapchats too? or just numbers?

9203232213
Emo
She likes freaky shit

someone be a girl who's furious that her boyfriend is texting this bitch

she will take the bait 100% guaranteed

07456179991 britbong here, her name is Amy, she loves gore porn

>>675431512
holy shit thats a good idea

Wantaneexo - snapchat name, she's Thai from the UK NUDEZ

>>675431511
Name? What kind of freaky shit?

>>675428335
You deserve better anon, find someone new.

>>675431655
Ally. Anything.

>>675431374
Thanks anon,this girl is hot

>>675431692
got any pics of her?

>>675431789
Nada

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>>675431511
>>675431692
>>675431823
Third time's the charm

>>675431511
I have the same area code. Oshkosh?

Big fat Whore
9209059312

>>675431956
Where in wisconsin?

>>675431956
is that a european name?

Bumping for thread survival
I wanna see what this Ally bitch has to offer from you Anons

>>675430782
http://imgur /dsec2hJ

>>675431501
Leeneyc Snapschat. Will def respond to dick pics

>>675432042
Yes surname is brussels

>>675432089
no reply, I just said hi

OP here, you fucking assholes trying to ruin it i just had to sit here and convince her that i didnt do it. fuck off.

>>675432150
What were you expecting, prick?

>>675432150
Don't show her that you posted her number on 4chan you fucking idiot

>>675430782
good ol catfish

>>675432150
dumbass

just be grateful her Facebook wasn't linked to her phone number fampai ;^)

>>675432150
I feel you man. Don't sweat it too much.

>>675432150
Every smart person knows, deny deny deny, never ever tell the truth

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>>675432150
Someone text her this and say "Look whos woken up, your turn"

>>675430793

Literally kill yourself. You will never amount to more than a piss stain on stretch pants.

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Hey, op. Checkmate.

>>675427187
like sorry to be a moral fag, but these are some of the coolest threads but i'm always too sketched out my girlfriend would do it :/
FML

>>675431170

>to be on a lesser site

Okay.

>>675432395
you're a faggot. not even op

>>675432405
So find out if she would and dump her ass if she does

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>>675432395
Kek

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I'm just bored now.

>>675428969
Holy shit, haven't laughed that good in a while. Thanks for the giggle mate.

>>675432650
and the giggles are over with

>>675432650
I ain't OP but cmon man that ain't cool this shits just supposed to be for fun
Way to fuck up the thread

Anyone got a kik I can send a number to?

>>675432650

Good. Fuck you, faggot op. Have fun explaining shit, you back pedaling faggot.

>>675428023
Fkin top kek

>>675432131
you da bro

>>675431374
Ты русский?

>>675432793
>>675432843

>Implying I actually care

>>675432650
I'm surprised it took this long for a white knight to appear. Good luck losing your virginity and all that.

>>675432858
justareallycoolguy

I'm

>>675428756
>>675428787
>>675428975
>>675429224
And all that

>>675432650
We need someone to ask her for his Number. Fucking whiteknight

>>675432959
>text every number posted in thread
>try with same lame joke every time
>never get any replies.
consider going an hero

>>675433015
I'm so scared.

>>675433091
And you wonder why you get no pu$$y

>>675433188
It's most likely because I'm gay.

>>675428424
NC fags

>>675433188
You fucked up everything. Gratz piece of shit.

>>675432988
Huehuehue

>>675433015
OP. Get his number from your gf

Anyone getting any replies?

Because spamming me with porn will affect me greatly.

The faggot killed it

>>675433383
this

>>675433522
Tru

>>675433383
you think he still has gf?

send her this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNL4LlfMhCo
then ask her opinion on pedosexualism

>>675433383
This

>>675432150
Ask her what the number that texted her was.

>>675432395
fuck you faggot, ruining good threads

>>675432650
fuck whiteknights

>>675433750
Do you seriously think OP is still alive ?

>>675433750
Then post it here.

>>675433755
>>675433790
At this very moment, I'm attempting to get OP's number. Chill your tits.

>>675432650
Fuck off and an hero you cis male white priviliged cunt.
Fucking cancer. Absolute cancer.

>>675433887
We dont want ops number. We want the white knights number you cuck

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>>675433919
Cancer banana?

>>675433978
Faggot, I am the 'White Knight'.

I wanted to convince a psycho friend of mine to join 4chan
015739612945

>>675434023
Kys

Get that thread killing Shich faggots number SOMEONE!

>>675434023
We know, we were asking op for your number, retard, you just want to be in the spotlight so badly you can't read properly

>>675432395
Haha, OP's reaction to this would worth much more than her nudes.

Sauce anyone?>>675430473
I >>675430473
kek'd

>>675432650
how about you stop beeing a fucking faggot?

>>675434238
Because I don't want to.

>>675434023
Why are you trying to be a white knight and defend her form us, when she cheated on him ?

>>675432650

You're genuinely my hero anon

>>675434277
We got your reward faggot
Post your info

>>675434277
You don't have many friends, do you, anon?

>>675434336

You know pic not related, right? It's done the rounds for fucking ever

It's funny to see both OP and his gf's reaction to this.

>>675432650
Why the fuck do you even care so much? Like... wut?

>I've even got proof
Dud you're such a fag

>>675434344

+19568021587

DO YOUR FUCKING WORST FAGGOTS

+91 87279 35915

7575322661
Names heather ask her for noodz

>>675432650
You know she ain't even gonna suck your dick for this, damn you stupid nigguh.

>>675434491
Fuck you how did you get my number from her.

ITT: we post number of girls we like to see punished and say they're our gfs

>>675434621
op? you should make more friends on Facebook

>>675434621
Ofc its a fucking beaner from Texas.

>>675429624
I honestly dont know why but for some reason this got my so damn hard i spit Corn Flakes all over my computer.

>>675432650
An Hero you piece of reddit garbage

Are you guys stupid? Ever thought that op wants to fuck around with her real boyfriend and this is a personal army request?
Newfags as fuck

Who's girlfriend just gets a text from an unknown number and sends nudes immediately?

>>675429621
Not bad at all man.

>>675434491
Is this ops or white knights number

Fucking beaner, I will find your IP. AND. I. WILL. DDoS

>>675427187
I don't know my girlfriends number. I added her number and have since forgotten it.

request https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wb26NvZeCK4

3483848619
Call her lalla white (Laura Bianchi in italian)
Ex of mine
I miss her so fucking much.. If you can get nudes it would be perfect

>>675435254
she ain't yo ex ain't she ?

>>675435300
She really is

OP here, I have defeated the white knights by successfully convincing my girlfriend that I had nothing to do with it and it was most likely posted by this one kid who is obsessed with her in order to get her to dump me, she fell asleep about an hour ago and I am currently monitoring her phone for additional white knights. Godspeed anons, Godspeed.

>>675434597
Has anyone tried this one yet?

>>675435332
why in the world would someone lie on the internet? oh my...

>>675435332
then why the fuck do you tell us ?

>>675435389
Because she is a dumb whore and fucks everyone but i still miss sex with her

>>675435376
Sending this post to her.

>>675433266
Of course

>>675435514
u'r stupid nigguh

>>675435514
Kek

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>>675430782
got you covered, anon.

+64220675370
Just try dick pics

>>675435514
Did you not read the part about me monitoring her phone?

>>675435376
you are utterly retarded, you know that? Why say this here, unless you want us to send her this?

What part in edinburg u from op?

4039774292

Fucking
Fuck
snitch ass.weiner.bitch
Cunt

>>675435622
You won't monitor it forever ;)

>>675435622
Have fun monitoring her phone 24/7

+43 660 3607673

Carina

>>675435743
>Carina
>Karina
>Karina means a big dick in my language

>>675435376
Good luck Op all the best

>>675435810
what languague?

>>675427187
You'll be fine OP. As long as you deny everything you should be ok.

>>675435376
Fuck. Well, my fun is over. Thanks op.

+387 60 332 6790

hit it bitches

Hey Andrew, I hope you have fun with your online friends since from now you will have more time to spend with them: I'm dumping you.
This is the last fucking stupid shit I get from you, don't even bother to call me since I'm blocking you from imessage and deleting you from Facebook.
Oh and since you wanted me to send nudes to your loser friends I may just send them, as well as pics of your 4 inches dick, stupid loser

>>675430610
Google "catfishman greentext". A lot of "best-of" content here gets reposted on reddit. /r/4chan and /r/classic4chan

>>675435843
Bosnian/Croatian/Serbian

Don't bother looking it up on translate, it's a slang

>>675435976
B8

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>>675435976

+1 214 620 33 93

Do ur worst

>>675435976
deliver

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>>675435976

>>675432650
good stuff. so many fags butthurt because people are actually nice.

/b/ full of trogulites that cant get a hookers vagoo and a few normies with a pleasant face and manners

>>675432650
Probably about 13? My daughter is 13 and that's how stupid she is. Don't even give a shit, just wanted to let you know that if you continue down the road you are on you will never get laid.

>>675436307
Going back to bed too, so won't even see your reply you dumbass

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I have got some good numbers.. wanna have them!? ASK NICELY! BITCHES!