Murr~
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Murr~
You are fat
>>675426952
this is me irl
>>675427044
tiny dick and all?
U R FAT
e621 is down.. again..
ME IRL IRL
>>675426952
why do you hurt animals
>>675427200
You poor thing. How will you get your faps now?
here's enya's house
dicks just look like weird parasitic worms
>>675427341
uneighteenchen?
>>675427474
they actually are
they just get attached to everyone
we are actually all girls to begin with
>>675427612
well, they implant their offspring in us
Boxer briefs are comfy
>>675427474
This basically, sex is gross.
>>675427656
Girls implant their offspring in you?
>>675427972
Im wearing those right now.
>>675427972
they're the best
>>675428276
I have some puma ones on right now
>>675428457
Look great, feel great. What more could your junk want
>>675428536
pretty ones
>>675428014
sex is
als0 bye
>>675428536
Yeah they're okay.
>>675428598
Sex is like a box
'ello
>>675428916
Do yours look pretty?
>>675429322
Probably
>>675429396
Sexy package all the way
shark is bakas
>>675429673
u r bakas
>>675429842
Should I have been humble and decent instead?
>>675429908
If you wanted.
>>675429968
I'm going to see if I can do both to balance it out.
>>675429908
omg how could you
>>675430144
Oh?
>>675430185
rekt
>>675430224
Both cant hurt, right?
>>675430941
I guess.
>>675431008
evening
>>675431012
Humbly sexy, is that a thing?
>>675431115
How is it going?
>>675431115
I doubt its not.
>>675431145
Decently, I have my 21st to look forwards to this week
>>675431206
Does that mean it is?
>>675429042
What's your butt smell like?
>>675431361
Oh? That's cool.
>>675431377
a delicate scent of strawberries
Oh, you're an Aries?
>>675431441
11/10 Would eat out
>>675431413
Yep, although a bit more excited for what my friends are doing for me/with me
>>675431433
>those eyes
And yep, Aries
Damn I'm at school and I can't download all of these threads because I'm low on 3g. ;_;
I love all of you
>>675431630
Is it gay sex?
>>675431716
shouldn't you be paying attention to your class though?
>>675431792
Fuck classes - gfur is way better
>>675431842
so that's a yes?
>>675431725
Actually no, although it does involve a hotel room.
>>675431630
Me too
>>675431906
then what it is it?
>>675431867
...yeah
>>675431959
what class is it then?
>>675431982
Electronic engineering
>>675432024
oh, spend as much time here as you like then
>>675432067
Is since four hours ago enough time?
>>675431943
Nice, March or April?
>>675431955
Tripping on shrooms for my 21st. I figure it will either be nice or destroy my mind. Either way it's going to be memorable.
imma virgo monkey
>>675432191
Or not depending on how it goes.
>>675432170
continue staying here if you like, I shouldn't be posting porn but I'll post a bit for you
how long you got left there?
>>675432266
Three hours...
Anyway I just set an autodownloader on my server so it should continue saving the threads as long as they are linked ^^
>>675432426
long day, is it just lectures?
>>675432252
I'll report back with how it went.
>>675432191
The latter
>>675432480
Yep
>>675432637
ew, how awful, are you required to attend them?
>>675432548
Maybe I could get you something for it
>>675432718
Yeah, it's all easy stuff I already know
>>675432761
oh yeah, that'd just make it even worse, but why are you required to attend, at my uni lectures are optional
>>675432829
It's not uni it's high school
>>675432729
If you'd like, I am unable to do so in return.
>>675432851
oh, that's why, I just assumed college/university with EE
>>675432928
Nope, next year will be last year and then university.
>>675432851
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fVg90aNSdj
>>675432912
It wouldn't be anything big. And I don't expect anything in return
>>675432972
hmm, you sound kinda young, but I won't go there
do you enjoy EE?
>>675433020
very nice
>>675433020
Can't listen to it right now
>>675433105
Yeah it's great, I always had the passion for electronics and computers so it's pretty easy stuff that I would've done at home anyway. I'm mostly self taught and I basically attend school only for the certification they give you at the end.
>>675433363
that's great, always good to do something you love
>>675433020
You always did have a nice voice.
>>675433476
Thanks, I don't get a chance to use it often but I just recorded that bit today.
I'm open for requests tonight.
>>675433280
Was that for the pic or recording?
>>675433587
Requesting opening lines from Notes.
>I am a sick man...I am a wicked man. An unattractive man. I think my liver hurts.
>>675433859
the recording, you have a nice voice, I remember that time you read a short story
>tfw no wolf bf
>>675433970
probably for the best
>>675433587
I really dont have any.
>>675433970
You dont need a bf
>>675434008
y tho?
>>675434109
I want one
>>675434253
bf's are overrated
>>675433948
I did read I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream a while back
>>675434025
Mhm, that is fine too
>>675433931
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AoPpD0dFuJ
o
>>675434345
>he said, after having a bad breakup
>>675434471
that was it
>>675434559
he said, currently in a 2 year relationship
don't make assumptions next time
>>675434549
hey there
>>675434620
heyo
hows it going
>>675434471
There isn't enough agony and despair in your voice. Thanks anyways.
>>675434648
terrible, I should be doing a thermodynamics assignment at the moment but I get none of it so I'm procrastinating here
how are you?
>>675434253
A want is a distraction.
>>675434693
I'll give it another shot now that I got some direction
>>675434620
good for you, would he be happy knowing you think he's overrated?
>>675434471
you should do creepypasta readings and put it on youtube, i like the voice
>>675434728
sometimes work sucks, i'd procrastinate too.
i'm not bad, just woke up to the sound of someone messaging me to buy some old stuff i don't want
i love the sound that the app makes, it's like im making mad money
>>675434835
He wouldn't care, he knows what I really think of him
>>675434853
it's more like always, chemistry sucks
the SMS app?
>>675434998
oh
yeah i hated doing chemistry shit
and it's not an sms app, it's an app for Kijiji
>>675435046
the further you go with it the more and more painful it becomes
I have no idea what that is
>>675435127
unfortunately
it's pretty much just local ads for selling stuff
>>675434693
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qGVjDhvGbc
idk, I guess despair isnt my thing
>>675434853
I hope I can shoot higher than just youtube recordings of creepypasta
>>675435293
you gotta start somewhere
>>675435244
do you use it much to sell stuff?
>>675434998
fair enough
>>675435428
only when there's things i have that need selling
>>675435261
That's more neurotic jew than nihilist.
>>675435440
pls don't let this thread die
i might, i have to play video games before school
ok
>>675436185
why not
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0X2sZXDDUeR
Night, all
>>675435768
I tried, it isn't my cuppa
>>675436269
ko
>>675436366
gnight sharky
>>675436366
have a good one
>>675436366
Hmm.
>>675436366
seeyou
>>675436366
sleeep tight pupper
>>675427972
>15 years of going commando
The few times I actually worn undies is for an ex and I'm so use to not having anything tight over it when I put those on it felt like someone was crushing my balls.
>>675437536
post more of that lion
>Fat guies
Why Zaryss
huh?
>>675437898
Sadly actual Lion King Sora doesn't really look as cute as that. But he's still cute. Also that level is pretty fun.
i like them with a bit of chub
>>675438270
>>675438458
You disgust me
>>675438724
well i mean if you want to dislike people's preferences, you can do that
it doesn't affect me in the slightest
>>675438848
Of course. baby-boo.
>>675439117
<3
anyways, i gotta go to class
see you around
Byeu
