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tell me one good reason why the fucc your not living in Australia
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tell me one good reason why the fucc your not living in Australia
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I don't want to die yet.
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crappy internet connection
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Australian dollar is worth less than the Canadian dollar.

And Australia doesn't even have sick cellys.
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Spiders and crawling monsters there
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Aborigini Rebellion.
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Also I wouldn't understand a thing you say.
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CAUSE I'M ETHAN BRADBERRY
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>>675425855

how hard is it to gain citizenship in Australia?
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You guys killed Steve Irwin you Aussie fucks.
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I am u fukin cunt get good
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I like doing anything in this country without the fear of getting poisoned or killed by wildlife
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>>675426080
This, the people there are fucking disgusting.
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>>675426161
Nah it was a fuckin yank ray that did it, yeah? Shitcunt fuckin gave Stevie the chop for being to fuckin fresh
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Because Australians are insufferable.
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>>675426125
ETHAN BRADBERRY
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>>675426161
He was a colossal squid anyway.
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>>675425855
vegemite isn't a food
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>>675426142
You gotta eat an abo first.
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>>675426161
Mate he was a pussy mate
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>>675426271
Only to shitheads like you, ya cunt.
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>>675426308
Fucken oath it is you fuckless fuck. Vegemite's a dehydrated malt extract you numb fuck.
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20% unemployment. Other than that, I almost moved there back in the mid-90's
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>>675426082
Aboriginals can't even organize a protest without trying to kill each other, a rebellion is the last thing any one should worry about.
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I already am. I can prove it if asked.
Pic related its my pet
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>>675426200
Nice dubs tho
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>>675426336
Stevie was a fucken legend. You fuck off.
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>>675426404
What? You realise he said Australia not Spain or Greece.

Running at about 6% unemployment here with the 2nd highest HDI in the world.
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I'm not ready to become a full time shitposter
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>>675426477
We aren't worried.
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>>675426506
Nah mate he was a puss mate. Got killed by a ray mate
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CUNT
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>>675426594
It is fucken difficult. Lost me mum to a pack of wombats while I was typin this.
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>>675425855
Is it true that even sheep there eat people?
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>>675426666
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO QUADS
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>>675425855
Germany is pretty comfy desu

Also Spiders
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>>675426687
was it worth it?
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>>675426619
You fuckin cunt I'll fuckin kill you with a fucken ray in a fucken minute you fuck
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>>675426666
oh baby
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Because we're full, fuck off cunts. STRAYYAAAA
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>>675425855

I'm a gun owner.
I enjoy playing with high FPS pellet guns.
Fuck all your spider, crocs, etc.

Those are my reasons.
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I was born, raised in Australia and I still live here, and it's absolutely boring
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There's desert and shitposters also you people prolly eat sand for breakfast
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>>675426319
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>>675426776
OP here, saying straya is the most cringiest shit, shut the fuck up you inbred can of beans
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>>675425855

muh guns


and that is pretty much it
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>>675426776
>FUCKIN STRAYYYYYYYY
Spiders aint shit, its the drop bears you gotta watch out for mates
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>>675425855
Every fucking bug/animal can kill you.
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hate kangaroos
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>>675426756
OI U WOT CHEEKY CUNT?
I SWER ILL JAB YA IN THE GOBBER ON MI MUM M8
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>>675426839
Shut the fuck up you little cunt, go feed ya boong mum some more petty ya smelly abo fuck.
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>>675425855
I did for a year on a working holiday visa and I liked it. Some day maybe I'll come back.
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>>675426903
you sound like a massive faggot
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>>675426847
>>675426847
>>675426847


fucking drop bears almost got me on a trip down under.thought it was a koala but i could not have been more wrong
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>>675426903
but they are delicious
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>>675426958

ikr
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>>675426308
Yes it is!
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>>675426956
OI dirty boat person you Dont ever come back
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>>675426477


Then it happens.
You end up playing the didgeridoo with a spear stuck up your ass.
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>>675426993
The can smell the human flesh from 26km away. Goodluck everyone
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>>675426404
centrelink mate
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>>675427047
Actually people were nice and not cocksuckers like you, mate. Got plenty of aussie pussy also. Your women apparently love Northern Europeans.
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>>675427122
FUKKIN OATH MATE
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Everyone is a fucking cuntwagon
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>>675426756
Ohh mate ill use your ass as a compass to sail around australia mate.
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>>675427143
Yeah nah fuck ya.
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>>675427143
Dirty boat person, fuck up ya dirty little cunt and yeaah you did get a lot of abo puss you fucking disgusting boat cunt
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>>675427194
U W0t u cheeky cum guzzler? Come to the fukkin IGA carpark I'll fukkin smash ya
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What the fuck are you even saying? Jesus Christ no wonder they sent a bunch of nutcase convicts to that shithole continent
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>>675426496
Phlogius? Nice.
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>>675427255
I flew in tho, nigga.
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>>675427255
Hahahaha fuckin onya m8
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>>675427277
Fuck off ya dumb cunthole
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>>675425855
Because you don't mow the grass and pick up the dog turds
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>>675427295
boats cant fly fucking mong
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>>675427255
ILL FOK U UP M8 SWER MI CIGGY
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>>675425855
the future seems scary
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>>675425855

>aussie
>first world
>white

kek
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>>675427378
If we picked up the dog turds how would the natives eat?
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>>675427378
>mow grass
The fuck you think we are, bloody yanks?
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Hungry Jack's cunt
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>>675427469
Fuk yea
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ITT: we say the most Australian shit
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>>675427530
Oi nah fuck off ya dog cunt.
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>>675426839
Fuck off cunt, your probably one of the immigrants, mind your own business and fuck off, we are indeed full. Straya cunt
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>>675427389
fucking bogan cunt
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>>675427569
kek
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Easy.
PAL game censorship.
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>>675427530
get fucked you muslim towel headed cunt, i'll fuck you with my whipper snipper till your boy pussy bleeds
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>>675427569
Like fuk I will, come to fukkin Woollies, I'll smash ya teeth out
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>>675426810
It's dirt mate and we prefer it on toast
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>>675426161
Straya killed Stevo,
Strayans didnt do shit cunt
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>>675427620
Fucking pussayyyyyy
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>>675427586
OI FOKIN HELL M8 SWER I FOKIN CUNT GOBBER YA GOOGOO MUM CUNT
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>>675427530
fuck oath
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quints get
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>>675427758
now
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>>675427143
Fuck off cunt were full, no more room for euro faggots
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>>675425855
Because I'm a New Zealander.
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>>675427718
oh wait....... if a fucking abo, dirty ape like cunt, go sniff some more petrol
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>>675427781
fucking captcha REEEEEEE
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>>675427530
fuck off back to christmas island
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>>675427650
Nah mate aldis where its at cunt, you rich cunt ayy. Oi gimme ya lighter
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>>675427795
Nah, fuk off kiwi cunt.
Go back to ya sheep
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>>675427378
>mow the grass

shit doesnt even grow cunt
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>>675427855
DO I FUKKIN KNO U CUNT?
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>>675427795
shut the fuck up and shag some more sheep
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>>675427855
Nah fuk off. Get yo own shit
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>>675427795
U fuckin sheep rootin cunt, stay there
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Yer cunt
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>>675425855
where the brisbane girls at?
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>>675427795
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>>675426666

m8
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Whats the hardest muscle in a sheeps ass?

A kiwis cock
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>>675426200
I was gonna say that our wild life is not that bad, then I remember I found a snake in the kitchen, a fucking turtle in the pool (still trying g to figure out how the cunt got there) kangaroo in the backyard and 30 fucking redbacks in the dunny.
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bunch of fukn gollywog cunts carrying on like fukn pork chops over what/who's the greatest, how about yas get a fukn dog up yas before i smash yas faces in ay, don't fuk with me cunts i this big cunt named Damo and he will fuk yous up ay
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>>675427143

prolly a nice change of pace from all the abbo dick they usually work with
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>>675427922
Yeah cunt i rooted your mums sisters dog and prolapsed its arsehole
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>>675427827
U WOT FOKIN CUNT MUM ILL FOKIN FIIND YU AND STAB YA RITE IN THE GOBBER M8 AND STEEL YA CIGGIES
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>>675428132
Fuckin crikey cunt
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>>675428049
Fuck up CUNT
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>>675428072
Nah Damo's a fukkin puss I could bash him anyday easy
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>>675428132
what colour was it?
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>>675427959
Awww come onnn mateeeeeeee
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>>675428219
I don't even fukkin no you, piss off
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>>675425855
Immigration laws and but once I finish my plumbing course I'll have the skills required to move to Australia on a work visa.
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>>675428213
It was night time and the shit felt great cunt
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>>675428166
abos can't use tools so im not worried, go fucking sniff petrol until you go back to the dream time
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>>675428282
Fuck off cunt were full, to many Asians
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>>675428282
Fuck off u dirty immigrant cunt, we have enough plumbers here u fuckin gooback fuck
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>>675428348
kek the fuck is an abo?
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>>675426799
I ain't gone give up muh guns . Fucking Amerifats, how's the mass shootings going m8
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>>675428186
YEAH YA FUKN DOG CUNT ??? WELL HE KNOWS GAZZA AND DAZZA AND THEY ARE GONNA FUKN STAB YOU IN THE COCK YOU FUKN SLIMY WOG DOG ROOTING POOFTA CUNT
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Horrible internet
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only thing that is shit about Australia is the fuckin coons. Seriously what do they do for our contry in a positive way? Have you ever met a decent boong?
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>>675425855
Shut up Saxton, go bother other people
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>>675428471
OI U FOKIN WOT M8? I SWERR MEN ILL KILLYA FOKIN DED m8 KEEP TALKIN WIll YA FOKIN CHEEKY CUNT U
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Because I can shitpost from the US
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>>675428448

Misspelled abbo.
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>>675428576
WOT THE FUK R U SAYIN U LIL MUPPET DOG KUNT
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>>675425972

The thing I hate most about living here

Also to make it worse you know the government is just being backward on the issue, and Telstra doesn't want it implemented; so you know it'll be ages before its raised to a top tier standard.
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>>675428448
it is a ape type thing that lived in Australia before white power came and took the land
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because it's for fags
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>>675428655
I SWER CUNT I FOOKINTHRREW YA A DICKY IF MI MUM WANT DED SEE? ILL JAB YA RITE IN THE GOBBER M8
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>>675425855
I want to live there
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>>675428715
>>675428715
so the natives?
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>>675425855
I'm straight that's why
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>>675425855
Youre the tumblrversion of a country.
Banning anything that might offend someone.
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>>675428817
>3 new posts
no ape type things, do Africa call their apes natives? no, they don't you fucking little cunt
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>>675428817

Yeah. The aboriginal population.
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>>675428928
Yet we swear more then any other country and are the most racist cunts on the planet
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