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>>675415962
Lost
>>675415962
Really? This made you laugh? This?
>>675416622
Yes it's so fucking retarded that it did
>>675415962
cringe
>>675417403
didn't kek, but it is heartwarming
>>675416622
It's samefag OP.
>>675417817
Heh
>>675417817
Another example of why women shouldn't be doing comedy.
>>675415962
OwOw sertting the bvar opretrtyt hiogh already aren't we¤¤¤
>>675418083
Fuck I lost
>>675418334
Lost pretty hard to this.
Jolly good show
>>675418336
How fucked up are you
>>675417403
good for them
>>675418470
i almost lost getting it out of my folder
Oh look this thread is funny... I never lose anymore. Sad day for /b/
>>675418332
didnt lose, but i did think this was clever as fuck
>>675418469
oh this is just wondrous
>>675418834
Finally the morbid sense of humor I was looking for
Roll
>>675418728
Kek
>>675418991
http://webm.land/media/HXti.webm
>>675417403
I'm not a edgy teenager. This is just the special Olympics.
>>675417593
>>675418564
are kidding me?
fuck off
>>675418805
oh man this almost got me
>>675418502
Ill poiss4pring <ater
>>675418497
Aww poor guy..
>>675418332
Frostweave cloth? Dopey cunt. He's obviously in tanaris, should be mageweave cloth.
>>675418332
>FW
>not linen
>>675419330
cringe
>>675418834
got this one from facebook
>>675419005
Damn, I must have bad luck... My name is "Goat Fucker". Not very nice. :(
>>675418332
>>675419503
>>675419506
Here you go. Modified this picture a few years back.
>>675417403
eh. Like if they're masturbating in public that's funny. You're trying too hard
>>675419480
that was more impressive than hilarious
>>675418005
classic kek
>>675418058
So much this. Unless you're Jo Brand, that woman cracks me up! I think she's probably the only good female comedian.
>>675417403
/b/ in a nutshell
>>675418991
you mean bascally the same old joke that wasnt funny in the first place
>>675417400
I legitimately don't know if these are real of not.
>>675419607
It didn't get funnier. If anything, it got less funny. I want my money back
>>675419480
Kinda funny, but mostly just sick as fuck.
So far I'm the only person to make anyone lose, you all owe me for sticking around.
>>675415962
I'm bothered by how much his proportions have changed in the second picture
>>675418332
this is like 6 years old, mfw you find this funny underage
>>675419685
I lol'd
That's some wit.
>>675418005
lost
>>675418728
Whoever made this should fucking kill themself and you, you pathetic piece of shit should kill yourself for posting this... This absolute cancer.
>>675420365
ok kid
>>Being this much of newfags
>>675420221
oh man that actually got me and i even knew what it was going to be...
>Cumstains
>cumstaimsss
>>675420499
>bruh
Checked
>>675420608
I always lose
>>675418805
Lost
>>675420764
When you gotta nap you gotta nap
>>675420221
Jesus speed boating around, bails when shut gets tough, asshole.
>>675420764
what happened here?
>>675420608
Fuck you anon....that Fucking dog. Kek every time. Shit is old too.
>>675418058
how was that not funny?
>>675420763
nice b8 m8 i give it 9/11
>>675417403
lol the retard olympics
>>675420499
But y stor them?
>>675417403
Ok :18 is DEFINITELY CGI
>>675419349
Lost to fucking munster.
>>675420815
Me too.
>>675418249
In case you didn't see it written in the top left we wrote it again, otherwised you wouldn't see what I did there
>>675419773
1 silver 80 gold could feed a thousand children a day in poor countries like that kids' according to tv infomercials. That kid would be lucky to even have a copper.
>>675420984
Long drive with no rest areas
>>675420365
>day 1 on /b/
>by using as many no-no words as possible, I have successfully masked the fact that I'm a redditor
>I think it's working
>Hopefully mom doesn't check my history and see how many sin words I've been saying
>>675420365
You should pull that huge stick out of your dark side
>>675420984
boy i wonder if he had a seizure...
>>675421221
off by one konobi
>>675420946
More!
rollo
>>675421251
beaker fucking destroyed me
>>675420499
breaking out the oldschool memes. Well done, faggot.
>>675420365
This reply actually made me feel embarrassed. This is the 4chan equivalent of a white neckbeard trying to woo a random asian woman in public by singing the Naruto theme.
This isn't funny dark humor, this is cringeworthy autistic rage.
>>675420984
Nerve gas
>>675421537
kekkled my shekels
>>675417403
Fucking guy at 0:09
>>675418805
i mean thats a lot of lasagans
>>675419503
it's clearly timewalker dungeon.
>>675419906
So you legitimately stupid is what you're saying?
>>675421784
Thank you for your opinion.
>>675417400
I love it
>>675420764
wow so many instances in that short clip where things could have gone much worse.
>>675419321
>muh edge
>muh /b/ culture
fuck off casual
this thread is shit
>>675421522
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>675422192
then post something funny
>>675422192
make it better then fag
>>675418058
honestly Ellen Degenerate is pretty funny
>>675422200
Got you pham(family)
>>675422200
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it again! Isn’t he just the funniest banana around?! Oh my Banana.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight banana glowing in the dark, lit by your banana screen which is the only source of banana in your room, giggling like a banana as you once again type your little banana thread up and fill in the banana. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the banana. Maybe you’re such a disgusting BANANA that you actually paid for a 4chan banana, so you just choose the banana. Oh, and we all know the banana. The “epic” banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little banana laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your bananas on the floor, but it’s ok, your banana will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your banana. You are a fat fucking banana, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown banana who spends all his time on b4n4n4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a banana or a banana or something grand, and then you became a BANANA. A pathetic Bananafag BANANA. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS BANANA.” You’ve become a banana of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little banana, laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old banana that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>675422200
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>675418497
Why the fuck is Gordon Ramsay on wrestling?
>>675419349
beaker cave girl then lost at confused pete
>>675419480
Kek'd
>>675422301
not to me she isn't
but I get it, i get why shes funny
>>675421280
Kek
>>675420009
Married With Children is god tier and way too unappreciated nowadays.
>>675422374
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>>675422460
ЛȎƊПǯƉȗdzğņɋȤſƳŦŗŦǛŻŪȱȩǪŔȬûơŊЛȖƊПЍ
>>675422454
Agreed. You'd never see anything like it on TV nowadays.
>>675419685
damn it
>>675422004
yeah i thought for sure he'd crash straight into that into telephone pole but luck was on his side. now stay off the road whatever-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you matrix guy
>>675422535
ЛȎƊПǤŹȔǶīíȥǏűȂŮĉųƔdžŲȫȽƟŦȰŔŌŃȼġǔɄLJȌƩƾƿƋǕĺŰȸŝĸǐǟȫŽȀƉȔȏƑǼŬƨƦɎƤÿǩƅĻȑǒǀƧƺƫŪŽDZŷĨŦɀǛĸČŧɊȜƍŴŵƅǘįøЛȖƊПЍ
>>675422611
ЛȎƊПǣŘǷǒğęȫǻřǟŌĂĹƸƟňȀȊǃďȠğŰĞȌŅƴșƦǝǍƎƛŮƥŞĽǯĽĘDZƹȖļǍƉǵǡůǎĜƔŸȧƈĠȎŘĤǢƢǤЛȖƊПЍ
>>675418583
Watermelonium*
>>675419036
Almost lost because of the bite on the dogs ass.
>>675422361
this makes me sad to be an american
>>675422739
ȊǃďȠğŰĞȌŅȖļǍďȠğșƦǝǍǯĽĘDZƹȖļǍƉǵǡůǎ
>>675422739
ЛȎƊПljƈșȅğņɋȤĴȅťĂŠǩǏŭȯȺǨŒǨļƚľǨŤǟɃǖȂǷƿƼŊǕƉęɄŜĵǐǟȫƁƬǏȦȇƈǨŮЛȖƊПЍ
>>675417403
That place probably fucking stinks but they're having more fun in one webm than I have in half a week.
>>675422848
ЛȎƊПȀƂȥdzŠıȽȑŹǸЛȖƊПЍ
So this man walks into this bar. As he takes a seat he sees a pile of money stacked up high behind the bar. Has a few shots and asked the bartender" what is with that money there?". The bartender replies" that is the betting money. If you can do three things I ask you to do, you will win that jackpot. You only have to put in 100 dollars. At the end of the night if no one can do the tasks I keep the money." The man asks" what are these tasks?" The bartender puts out his hand and chuckles. Getting the jester the man hands him 100 dollars and listens. The bartender points at this big hairy biker and says" the first task is get him to pay his tab." He then points out the back door and then sayz" my dog a 140 lbs rotty has a bad tooth that you need to remove.". Then he laughs and says"And last my mother has not been with a man for many a year so I need you to give her a good time! For her sake." So this man agrees and walks over and grabs a pool stick and whacks the biker in the back of the legs as hard as he can and say" pay your tab or I'll hit you again." So he does. The man then walks to the door and opens it heading out side. The entire bar was there was echos of barking and screams coming from the man!. It all stops and he walks into the bar, cloths ripped and bite and blood all over him. He looks at the bartender and asks " where is your mother with her bad tooth at.
>>675418805
Lost lmao
>>675422853
sorry
>>675420105
thanks steve
>>675419607
Sydney ferry i think it is the ugly fucking ferry colours give it away
>>675422200
Hey man, nice one.
>>675419005
Fucking lost
>>675422253
> then post something funny
>>675419349
Lost
>>675422553
God fucking dammit.
>>675417403
Special games.
>>675423076
>Doesn't post anything in return,
eat a dick you fucking free riding kike
>>675422224
Saints Row the Third was the shit
>>675420009
Fuck! I lost!
>>675422200
>bananafag
>haha.jpg
>>675417400
Tldr
>>675423012
tl;dr sum: Banana posters deserve aids
>>675419480
The most interesting thing ever to happen in cricket
>>675420365
Hello, newfriend :)
>>675423175
i love you.
because i said the same thing
>>675422418
i lost again.
>>675420365
Do you feel cool now?
>>675420608
Lost, like usual.
>>675419330
what game even works like that?
>>675420365
Hey man heres a picture of the breakfast your mom made me after I destroyed her pussy last night
>>675419174
thats fucked
>>675422386
Exactly my thoughts! Also, fuck Gordon Ramsey for not high-fiving that gui
>>675423698
well at least I got one good picture to save out of this
>>675420821
Kill yourself
>>675420826
dont know why, fucking lost my shit so hard
>>675423818
Is that little nigger kid supposed to be the monkey?
>>675419005
I got Mohammed Fidel, what did you guys get?
>>675422386
You know that was the first thing that popped into my head too
>>675422596
i love you for how you said "matrix guy"
>>675424031
>Is that little nigger kid supposed to be the monkey?
supposed to be? what else is he?
>>675418834
true
>>675417573
FUCK BACK TO 9GAG
>>675419005
Aw cool, my ISIS name is Goat Goat
>>675422920
Would have been better if the dog would have fucked his mom
>>675423771
Hell yeah benihana up in this bitch.
>>675417403
This is /b/ posting.
>>675423012
Newfag detected
