>>675412610
just wait itll go away

>>675412966
Yea, it just blows, I can't eat and sleeping is a bitch

>>675412610
wtf is that shit??

>>675412610
.......


BRUSH YOUR FUCKING TONGUE YOU MONGOLOID YOUR BREATH MUST BE A LOAD OF ASS

>>675412610
what is it

pop them you pussy

>>675412610
Those are throat stones, you can take a cotton swab and push on them and they'll pop out. Or you go to the doctor and have them do it. It's non life threatening

OP please this is bothering me go fucking brush your tongue I swear to god

>>675414594
god you are dumb. Those aren't tonsil stones, which form in the folds of the tonsils. He has canker sores. hit those fuckers with some plain Listerine and suck up that pain for 30 seconds and they will heal up in a day.

>>675414519
>>675414594
oh shit. record yourself popping them and post it faggot

Not a doctor, but I think it's thrush, not throat stones. I've had that a couple times.

Gargle salt water.
Avoid alcohol (including mouthwash - use salt water, instead).

Take tylenol and ibrupfen.

>>675414884
Yeah what this guy said. Brush your tongue in the process

>>675414949
you niggas been doing meth or wtf? how do you get thrush so easily??

>>675415069
>>675415069
From fucking yeast infections and shit nigga. This guy gettin pussy.

>>675415069
Thrush a fungal infection. It's not hard to get. Pretty common, especially in young children but also not uncommon in adults.

Think of it like a yeast infection of the throat.

>>675415014
>>675414879
>>675414358
Guys, I've had these for the past 2 days, it hurts drinking fucking water. Brushing my teeth is the hardest thing to do, so pardon if the dirtiest part of my mouth happens to be next to my shitty canker sores.
Oh yea sorry doctors, they're just your standard canker sores.

>>675415611
....holy fuck, you're such a fucking pussy. And to think our grandfathers were fucking getting shot at on the pacific and european fronts just 70 years ago. You sit here like a little bitch crying over some sores? Fuck you. I bet you have a glass jaw and piss yourself when niggas step up at you. Go cry.

>>675415906
Shut up, faggot.

>>675415611
I understand, seeing as I had Strep Throat not too long ago. However, you should really try to get rid of that as soon as possible then focus on cleaning the SHIT out of your tongue, big boy

>>675415906

and what the fuck are you doing, besides being a faggot?

>>675414884
What are you an animal? I have some Kanka that's benzocaine and I'm just dabbing it to try and numb the shits.
>>675415906
And yea dude me making a shit post on 4chan is totally reflective of my character. Not everything is a fucking movie seen so quit getting so upset over everyone not being a war vet.

>>675416307
Will do man, I got a tongue brush too so that's gonna finally come in use.

>>675416467
>>675416343
>>675416307

I'm not by any means saying let's all join the military. I'm just saying, we're men for fucks sakes.

Not even trying to be sexist, just saying.

So many have suffered. Literally all you have are two canker sores in your mouth. Children are beaten everyday.

People killed.

You can't even drink water?

Just kill yourself then.

>>675412610
Mono

>>675416697
There's a tongue brush?

Get these all the time. Don't worry op they just hurt, irritating. But don't pop them because you will just bleed.

>>675412610

pour salt on it

>>675417024
Oh I'm sorry we use our human nature and complain about whatever we want whenever. We aren't in a war right now and aren't living in a shitty 3rd world country so piss off. We don't have to complain about being shot or whatever. Stop with your faux political correct bull shit

>Not even trying to be sexist

You must suck a lot of cock

>>675417024

so were never allowed to complain about anything because somebody out there has it worse than us at any given moment?

get the fuck off your soap box you fucking faggot

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>>675417073
>2016
>Not having a tongue scraper

>>675415069
Aids

Look it up

>>675417559
>>675417579

Hey man stop samefagging, you know you're being a major pussy over something literally everyone goes through at some point in their life. Canker sores happen to mostly younger people, so I can assume you're what, 18?

When I was 18 I had no problems. I did drugs, drank like a fish, fucked my girlfriend silly. It was dope.

Don't act like your life is hard as fuck just because you'll have a canker sore for a couple days.

Fucking idiot.

>>675412610
damn, thats the most cum stained tongue I've ever seen

That's mouth herpes!

>>675417693
I just brush my tongue, is the tongue scraper better or something?

>>675417843
Canker sores suck dude, fuck you

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>>675417843

>assumes I'm 18
>uses the word dope
>rehashing same arguments over and over
>assumes I'm samefagging

my god, you're a bigger faggot than I anticipated

>>675417693

>2016
>not wasting money

>>675412610

Are you retarded? Put salt on it. If you do it a few times it takes away like 3/4 of the pain.

>>675418647
bro you could leave the webpage on incognito and come back and get the same effect. Doesn't mean anything.

Honestly, I'm not rehashing the same thing over and over. And I can tell you're just a kid. You haven't experienced anything.

Literally nothing.

>>675418577

They do, but like I said, everyone gets them. Stop tonguing them and they'll go away more quickly.

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>>675417843
>Sucking this much cock

>>675419039

and what have you experienced? besides literally the same shit that every 18 year old has experienced.

I'm assuming you're 19. Based on what you consider life experience, your community college associate degree synopsis of whats happening in the world and your diction.

>>675419039
>bro you could leave the webpage on incognito and come back and get the same effect

Are you autistic

>continues to spout shit
>I'M OLDER THAN YOU
>I'M RIGHT YOU'RE WRONG HEEHEE

dude. It was funny earlier but uh..


>>675419287
You too, put down your dictionary and Fedora. Both of you need to just stop sucking cock

>>675418454
It's more effective at removing the layer of bacteria that builds up on the tongue. That layer causes bad breath and shit like that and the tongue sraper is pretty good at getting it off.

>>675419287

I'm 21. I've finished a University degree in Australia. Been beaten sensless by my father a few times. Fist fights from grade 1-12, bullied. Burned. Gang beat. Molested. You name it.

But worst fucking thing to happen was having to fucking explain to someone on 4 chan that having a couple canker sores is no big fucking deal.

As if that shouldn't have already been fucking apparent.

If you were my son I'd literally cry myself to sleep every night.

>>675418796
>2016
>not being able to afford a $2 tongue scraper
Bernie has your vote, eh?

>>675419614
haha what a joke kid. Seriously stop samefagging and get off your high horse. You have a couple canker sores and you're crying like a girl getting her first period.

>>675419665
Ugh.. Dude you treat this as if OP came to us crying that his mouth hurts as if his mother had just died

You need to shut your sweet ass up, big boy

Out of curiosity, what kind of degree?

>>675419931

Engineering.

>>675419919
I'm not OP

Do I sound like I suck cock?

>>675419614

Sorry bro, I'll try and be more dope and chill out. Am I fitting in yet?

>>675419665

nobody is fucking saying its the biggest deal in the world, you fucking retard. OP literally said I have canker sores, they suck. He didn't write a memoir on how we should all feel sorry for him and he has the worst possible life in existence. You're the one that made the assumption that by simply making a thread on an image board he was making a statement that he has it worst in the world. You're allowed to complain about minor things in life despite there being worse things in life.

tl;dr you're a faggot, problems aren't pissing contests

>>675412610
shut up faggot, I've been getting canker sores 3 times a year, since I was 12.

>>675414519
They're not pimples

>>675414594
They're not tonsil stones

>>675419931
>Guys, I've had these for the past 2 days, it hurts drinking fucking water. Brushing my teeth is the hardest thing to do, so pardon if the dirtiest part of my mouth happens to be next to my shitty canker sores.
>Oh yea sorry doctors, they're just your standard canker sores.


haha. And you say he wasn't crying.

>>675419665
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass tongue off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your yeasty fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit furry all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>675420165

keep grasping for straws because you think OP bitching a little about pain is him saying that he has it worst than somebody being molested.

you're obviously a self entitled stubborn little shit head who will never admit to being wrong anyway.

>>675420116

Bro, the kid is crying so hard.

>>675419665

Fuck you and your retarded way of day light saving time bullshit, faggot.

This thread is fucking hilarious.

>>675420327

Hahahahhahahahahahaha.

Kids like you make me laugh.

>>675420458
Agreed.

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>>675419755

Ha. No way.

Forgot to attach a picture.

Guys I can vouch. Canker sores are the fucking devil. I broke like 3 limbs but canker sores are the fucking worst than that! I know this because I broke 3 limbs when I falll off a tree while tonguing my sisters ass.

>>675420469

I'm older than you but unlike you I'm not a condescending faggot who thinks that has any relevance to this discussion. Nor do I have to post my entire life fucking resume of misery to validate a point to a stranger on the internet. Keep going though, I'm the one whose laughing.

>>675420680
Nah bro, I am.

I've managed to waste over an hour of your life while you cried about canker sores.

Your fedora must be feeling realy heavy eh?

It's full of my cum.

I've jizzed all over you you little princess.

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>>675412610
stop sucking so much dick

Canker sores, worst than anytihng I've ever come into contact with.

My sister once gave me one when I tongued her ass.

>>675417693
kek

>>675420847

>I read some of these words in other threads on here, maybe if I piece them together people will think I'm funny and I can save face and not look like a retard because I'm a 21 year old dipshit

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I just discovered my left tonsil is swollen and is covered in white splotches. THE FUCK. It is such a bitch to swallow ANYTHING. Also fever.

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Here. Have some OC.

>>675414307
Hpv type 1

>>675421210

shut up OP, a kid died in africa yesterday and I was molested when I was 5. You're not allowed to complain about anything, ever. And if you ever do, I'll be there to stop you because I've lived a long, interesting, thought evoking life.

>>675420847
Dude you suck COOOOCK


Its really fucking funny. I don't wanna be that underage b8 but -- you're new here aren't you?

>>675421194
haha you're so sad.

I can't believe people like you exist..

I love it.

I love that you've gone all meta.

>>675421323
What is wrong with your disgusting butthole

>>675421335
Warts inside the mouth? Thrush indicates an autoimmune disease. Most likely hiv

>>675421323
the fuck am i looking at

>>675421547
Fissures and a fistula.

>>675421476

hahaha

you make me laugh.

I love it.

Have some empty, meaningless replies in my attempts to play this off because I need to have the last word.

hahahahaha

>>675421547
That looks like hpv

>>675421607
Fucking shoot me

>>675421416

Yeah, cause that sounds like an accurate conclusion to randomly draw from his posts.. I've been here since 2008, but still consider myself new. Even if the kid you're replying to is new, you're still a faggot for pulling the newfag bullshit because that guy intellectually rekt you.

>>675421476

please, add to your list of epidemics in this world that are more severe than kanker sores and kill yourself.

>>675421612

Can't think of anything can you.

>>675420121
So have I? What makes these bad is they're on the back of my fucking throat, but it's cool man. It should be gone in a couple days
>>675420165
Nice job with the green text, copying the entire post really highlights your point.
>>675420934
I'll try for you bb

And just to clear everyone's idea of my age. I'm 20.

>>675421210
Maybe strep, maybe mono, maybe need to get your tonsils removed.

holy shit thats like part of the human condition

>>675421776

oh, because you've been producing golden nuggets of replies, haven't you?

>>675421795
You're such a faggot OP.

>>675421710
>intellectually rekt you
>spouted that no one can complain about anything ever because there's always someone being molested and beaten by the father and some nigger baby died because their country is absolute ass

Fuck this thread

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>>675419665
>muh life experience
>21
Ayy

>>675421887
Honestly man, it wouldn't make sense if it was any other way

>>675421854

Seriously? Golden nuggets?

The guy who even originally was saying shit left ages ago and I pretended to be him. I legit was arguing against him at first. You've literally wasted your time on nothing and I whole heartedly agree with you that cankers suck. Still you somehow believe you're cool? How could you not even foresee this ending? You're on fucking 4chan.

Please, newfag. Just leave.

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Heres one with no spread

>>675422111
that's pretty cool I guess. One time there was a thread going around with coordinates so I pretended I went tehre and even posted pictures of my car and got everyone riled up and pretended I died. It was pretty fun.

>>675422247
my ass bleeds sometimes.

>>675422326
I know that feel. Although mine is more a mix of congealed blood and pus.

>>675422111

kill yourself.

>>675422111
>XXXXDDDDDDDD NEWFAG

wasted trips

>>675417843
^ This.. OP is 100% a puss bitch.. man the fuck up, this is the worst thread on /b/ ever. Fuck off OP

>>675422427
Shit man. Gotta get that checked out.

>>675422653
Already have. Had it for 3-4 years. Nothing I can do that wont put me out of work for 6 months.

>>675422737

Eh, we all need a vacation. Do you put things in your ass?

One time I let my gf stick a pen in my pooper to "punish me" (for cheating on her) shit made me diamonds.

>>675422869
top kek.

>>675422869
Maximum Kek

>>675422869
I dont put things in there, its too damaged and I can easily tear it open. Cant take holidays as a casual.

>>675412610
Holy shit, i just recovered from this. I took oscillococcinum and trachinisan for 2 days. Worst thing to have. Swallowing saliva is painful as fuck, glad it's over. Hang on in there, it will pass!

>>675422869
so many questions come to mind.

>>675422968
just mooch off the government?

>>675423126
Work too much, have too much respect for myself.

so glad this fucking stupid thread died.

>>675420628
silver spoon over a $2 tonguescraper? faggot

>>675417693
Kek

>>675423341
Man I'm surprised it's lasted this long
>>675422641
Good guess but nope.

>>675421323
Oh god burn that thing shut before demons start flying out of it.

Not surprising that proper oral hygiene is an alien concept to some of you

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Fuck this guys mouth, where's the gore?

>>675412610
Used to get them all the time
Just stop sucking dick for about 10 days, it will clear up
Make sure the guys you suck pull back and clean their foreskin before you go down
Dirty dicks are the main cause of your sores
Mix warm water, Vodka and salt and gargle, you'll feel better in no time

>>675423335
Not enough respect for your butthole tho.

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>>675421210
It looks like an early stage of tonsillitis. I recommend visiting a doctor for a more concrete diagnosis, however they will more than likely have to be removed regardless.

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>>675416533
Fuck orabase, this filthy nigger needs this shit

Herpes bro.

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This will be you in a few days OP. Nig lips and all

>>675414109
kill them
have a shot of tequila with salt and lemon

>>675424672
kek

>>675412610
Hi Ryan

I have this one sharp ass tooth, in JUST the right spot to accidentally bite my lip. Remember once I bit it, next day a canker sore popped up...then bit the same sucking spot the next night. And again the next. Ended up twice the size if a standard pencil eraser. Could have curbstomped a baby it hurt so bad.