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It's time to cast the first season of Celebrity Dairy Farm!
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It's time to cast the first season of Celebrity Dairy Farm!

Nominate your favorite endowed celebrity (movie, television, music or model - no porn actresses). Once selected to compete, the contestants will receive HGH to gain weight along with prolactin and oxytocin to fill their udders to bursting. Once sufficiently prepped, our ladies will compete against one another by producing the most milk every week. The contestant with the lowest amount of milk for that week will be eliminated.

I'll start with five worthwhile nominees.
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* Pre-op
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>>675392581
i fap to ariel all the time
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>>675392468
forget eliminating them each week... just keep them getting fatter and milkier with the rest
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>>675393059

I like your thinking
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I NOMINATE SUSAN SURRANDONS DAUGHTER!!!
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>>675393902

Mother/daughter team
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RELEASE THE TWINS ALREADY
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It's a shame there aren't more big breasted celebs. I vote the minimum required size is at least a double D
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I enjoy this thread. Keep it coming.
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>Nominate your favorite endowed celebrity (movie, television, music or model - no porn actresses). Once selected to compete, the contestants will receive HGH to gain weight along with prolactin and oxytocin to fill their udders to bursting.
What?
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>>675396395

stupid faggot, this isnt for you
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>>675396500
I suppose not.
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>>675393113
Ditto
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Goddess
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Princess
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Someone should write this as a story.I'd jerk off to it
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>>675397238

About time. We love you Kat.
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>>675395318
>>675395401

I've got bad news for you.

Models that focus their careers on advertising and being spokeswomen never get their tits out.

Struggling models and actresses might do it because they want to "make it" but she's already reached notoriety and is making money. Actresses sometimes do it for their "art" but she's content to shill phone plans.

Busting out the tits now would only decrease the number of companies willing to use her in their ads.

Barring a leak/hack, we will never see her tits. It's sad but true.
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>>675399378

You are so stupid. Her contract with that company will be over in two years at the most. Thereafter, she will never see another serious project again. She will be showing those tits in art films, horror movies you name it.
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>>675399638
it's only a matter of time before we get to see those puppies
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>>675399638

Or, you know, she'll be signing on to another contract for another company.

Once you're in the ad game, you're in. If you actually train yourself to watch ads, you'll see the same people over and over and over. It's easy fucking money.
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>>675398323
bindi got thiiiick dude
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>>675399378

I love you two faggots arguing over this shit as if you have even the slightest fucking clue as to what you're talking about.
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>>675392468
I nominate her, fap fap fap
http://frtyb.com/go/eTGf3_bAaEj/Omegkle
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>>675400727
This guy knows.
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ok
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>>675392581
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>>675393701
I absolutely love her.
Objectively she's 8/10, but for some reason she's my 11/10.
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i'd like to think once elminated begins a nice peroid of forced anal and ass to mouth
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I would love to see Kat Dennings's udders get milked
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>>675403824
>ass to mouth
losers are added to a growing chain of a human centipede
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>>675404169
I'd buy that for a dollar
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The interest stories in between milkings would be the best part.

>Weighing and measuring the women as they grow
>Still images of increasing breast sizes
>Trying to fit into old bras
>Bare breasts and bellies slathered in glistening lotion to maintain smooth, supple skin
>Contestants muttering to themselves how badly they need to be milked
>Women crammed around a small table in open bath robes stuffing their faces
>Close-ups of faces as the pressure is finally being relieved by the milking machines
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>>675405041
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>>675398323
Just discovered a brand new world of fapping
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hey OP here's my impression of you:

"WERNCE SERFICUNTLY HERPAFUCKINGDERPA WAY TOO MUCH WERDS DEWD."
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So remember boobs?Let's get back to posting boobs
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>>675407812
Surprised she isn't in the running
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Plus size models would be an odds on favorite, at least in the beginning.
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>>675408520
Thought she was going to be one of the first ones posted
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>>675397925
>>>/d/ says hi, anon.
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>>675409327
my actual dream
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>>675409327
I really don't get the giant fetish
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>>675408520

Once we get our hands on her...
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>>675399378
This. Any time an advertising personality gains any sort of negative press, they are abruptly phased out/replaced, so as to avoid a negative image of the company. If she's smart, she will keep her private life as private as possible, for as long as possible.

Source: the "dude you're getting a dell" guy, Vince the shamwow guy, Jared, any celebrity endorser who gets phased out after controversies like tiger wood
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>>675410215
yes please!
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>>675409879
>my actual dream
Glad you enjoyed, anon.

>>675409916
>I really don't get the giant fetish
I don't understand the vore, crush, etc. side of it, but I do enjoy the growth. I also don't care for planet sized women (Too damn big!). I'm more of a mini-giantess guy. My max is probably 100' tall. After that, it'd just be near damn impossible to interact with her.
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>>675410970

Nice choice
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>>675410970

A lot of 'talent' on YouTube
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Bump for leaked Adele pics ......
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>>675412274
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Imagine finding out a celebrity is into being a hucow?
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Carrie keagan
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>>675398245
Wait that's really her, without a bra on?
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>>675397964
I hope for her sake the rest of her titties don't have the scar like that across the front..
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That Adele Pic is srsly shooped any of the leaked posted yet here?
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>>675414396
>srsly shooped
You think?
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no i havent got a link because i am searching for those pics of Adele
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>>675412833
lmao
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>>675413936
I know back pain and all,but serious shame,those were some great stonking tits
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Adeles titties arent that big ... :)
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>>675415911
Must feel pretty smart pointing out something that obvious
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Yeah thats obvious,but where to get the pics?
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Too small?
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>>675418799
too disappointing
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>>675418799
the ratio to how fat we would have to get her for them to get to a really nice size would be way to much body fat.
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debby
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Little Miss Sunshine joins the show!!
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>>675424856
What if she reacts poorly to the hormone treatments?
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>>675424944
Want to see all six
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>>675406421
I think I found a good porn doppelganger. Kittiesauce on Chaturbate. If she went brunette and rocked the red lipstick, I think it would be spot on.
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>>675424944
>>675425029
If her breasts start leaking, she may need safety pins...
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>>675426011
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>>675426160

Wouldn't say no to a bit of that. Dem titties
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>>675397925
This isn't Xtina Hendrix
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>>675398606
Agent Orangutan
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>>675400360
Don't wanna no stingray barbs to the heart
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>>675408520
Can't run with the weight of dem udders
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