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2016-03-23 04:02:34 Post No. 675391002
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2016-03-23 04:02:34
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Hello 4chan. You probably won't believe me, but I am a time traveller from the year 2052. I was supposed to arrive on the 21st and warn you of the Brussels attacks. (sorry about that, it's not too accurate). I'm basically going to be taking any questions. There are going to be several I can't answer because of time travel rules and timelines and shet but here are a few basics out of the way.
>how does it work
I don't know really. Something about fusing certain elements together and channelling the energy through some sort of catalyst, It's not really basic knowledge.
>Who wins the USA election?
Hillary Clinton. Yeah sorry she kinda sucked.
>What about other attacks
The next attack will be on Gothenburg in July. All I can tell you, sorry.
>is Europe doomed
No, it'll be fine. Britain broke off of the EU and stopped being as big cucks though. Scotland declared independence from the former UK, and they just let north Ireland go because it wasn't worth it. Russia basically leads the assault on the IS and certain European countries (Finland, Sweden (Yes), Norway, and Germany) don't take part
>Why /b/
Because reddit is stupid and I tried /pol/ but thread died there. Besides, I like you all.
>is 4chan still around?
Not really, it just got too big to support and all attempts to be bought by businesses or monetize just didn't work so the servers closed in 2032 (And there are still lots of other chans) Reddit, Tumblr, Pinterest, and Vine were under a mega corporation for a while before eventually being shut down.
Ask any more questions you have.
If the thread dies quickly again, I'll try again. No more after that.
And no, I can't say my name or post a face pic. Me from past might be on and that would cause a lot of trouble.
