Motherfucker Mike Matei thread
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Motherfucker Mike Matei thread
Remember when he didn't rage at a shitty NES game that nobody cares about?
Me neither.
remember when james put videos almost every month and mike just played guitar
good times
>>675374469
wrong guy
>>675374796
Kyle is the on who plays the guitar and knows nothing about video games.
Mike is the one with the huge cock and writes the AVGN episodes
>>675374824
No, Mike genuinely rages at NES games he plays when he dies. It's sad.
AVGN is just joking.
>>675375028
i mess up the names all the time
>>675375035
James also genuinely rages at NES games. Watch their lets plays
>>675375136
james is just honestly not as good as his friends
>>675375296
Mike owned him on the last episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpcM2blPEWA
>>675374130
apparently when the third tmnt movie was out in the cinemas he disliked it so much he came up close and pissed on the screen, rightfully so
God tier
>>675375437
>L A N master
you can just tell he isn't really as into gaming so much as collecting and filming
>>675375684
wonder what it was like for other people in the theater seeing a 14? year old whip out their dick
Though Mike is shameless with that. He whipped it out at magfest
Dick pic pls
>>675375871
Mike instantly corrected him "lan"
>>675375906
its not about the "why would he whip out his dick?" shock value, it's about the "MY GOD, THE LENGTH ON THAT THING!".
Once witnessed one does not have to watch anaconda anymore
>>675376241
>>675376205
i know. he's hung as fuck
>>675376205
takes a big dick to play games like that
bootsy must be packing the hoe hammer
>>675376205
Not gay but that's beautiful
>>675376428
Mike has a very nice looking, and big penis
Tranny so based
>>675375136
Nowhere near as much and not in such a bratty way that makes me feel sick like Mike does.
I actually don't mind Mike though, other than that. I hear his penis is large.
>>675377282
That is true. James rages at games, but Mike rages way more. That also may be because Mike plays games a lot more frequently.
Someone screen-capped his live stream where you could see his huge dick
>>675377282
its a fucking monster
>>675377861
look at that
>>675378052
the basilisk
>>675378052
jesus fucking christ
>>675377812
No fucking way is that his dick. Jesus Christ.
>>675375028
james writes the episodes.
mike sometimes helps him take notes, come up with jokes and plays characters on the videos.
i think he also does the title cards
>>675378276
it actually is. You can see it in most photos when you can see his legs. He's got a reputation for it
>>675378428
he is, they beg him to draw shit when he streams
>>675378469
I always wondered what that was all about. That's fucking hilarious.
Mike completely ruined Monster Madness. The new format is fucking retarded.
>>675378052
the prophecy!
>>675378842
Looks like liquefy tool...
Why is it always the most Beta human beings get the better gifts?
I used to watch Mike's stream, now they are fucking unbearable, he's so shit at games and hes always whining and bitching cause he sucks so bad
>>675379411
Has it ever occurred to you that Alpha's are only that way to compensate?
>>675379548
he has beaten a lot of hard stuff
>>675379604
Exactly.
>>675379757
mike and his loose wife
>>675379953
he obviously got a 8/10 Girlfriend because of his big dick
I refuse to believe any of this.
>>675380478
you don't have to
don't leave him alone around your girlfriend though
>>675380750
I wonder if it sucks having a dick that big. I know it seems like it would be good.. but that would probably hurt anyone he was with..
>>675381751
its only useful for internet fame
yeah probably too big..
>>675374968
green skin + neck bolts and you got yourself Frankenstein's monster.
>>675376205
> measuring balls to add 1 inch
> measuring on the side
> measuring tape on table, cock wayyy above...what is point perspective?
W E W
E
W
L A D
A
D
>>675384408
his balls and cockhead are touching the table so it's not "wayyy above". Also he looks semi-hard in that picture
BIG
Fucker is hung like a clydesdale.
>>675387837
Scary huge
Mike monster dick
>>675375684
How can he piss on the cinema screen? Its several feet tall from the ground
