>>675369398
you don't imply "thx for listening" faggot

>>675369398
You may want to see a doctor, OP.

Something is wrong if you can't even get it up after a week.

>>675369398
>I haven't had sex in 10 years
>had sex in 10 years
>10 years

Nigger I'm 20 and I've never hard sex. Consider yourself lucky.

>>675370086
You'll sing a different tune when you've actually had it and realized it's not the be-all end-all of life.

>>675369898
even viagra barely works , what do you think the doctor could do for me ?

>>675370820
Tell you whats wrong with your dick

>>675369866
Check'd

Every day I ask myself do I need love or just a blow job

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>>675369398
nothing but this pic to contribute

>>675369398
Why cant u satisfu her?
Inb4 white pennor

>Have sleeping problems
>Every night just as i am about to fall asleep my whole body slowly starts to tingle and a strange noise gets louder and louder in my head
>Hard to breath
>Cannot open my eyes
>Cannot move at all
>Feel scared even tho i know what is happening (since it happens every night)
>Wake up
>About to fall asleep seconds later
>Same thing happens over and over
>If i think about it even hours before i sleep it happens
>Some say it is caused by irregular sleeping patterns
>Irregular sleeping patterns is caused by this
>Cannot study cause to tired all the time
>Cannot get a good job cause my education is not high enough
>Only way to prevent it is drinking
>Drinking causes it to be even worse when i get sober again
>Everyone think i'm just lazy
>Life is shit

>>675371515
My dick is only 4 inches.....

>>675371564
Go see a doctor

>>675370820
Tell you what the fuck is wrong with your dick so you can figure it out and go from there.

Don't discount it.

>>675371012
Top Zozzle.

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Thread full of sexists/misogynists that spends all day harassing girls in gaming complaining. Maybe you should stop wasting your time harassing girls.

That's just Karma.

>>675370086
>>675370496
This. Yeah, I mean sex is great and all, but there's definitely a lot more to life.

>>675372154
nah im pretty happy doing it

>one night stand with girl
>first time I've had sex
>we spend the whole night talking
>really connect with her - not feelings necessarily but I could tell we had similar personalities and thought about things in the same way and I've hardly met anyone like that
>a few days later ask if she wants to meet up
>she says she feels the same way about me as I do about her, but she was seeing someone else and they're exclusive or whatever now

I know everyone thinks they're unique, but I don't know a lot of people who are anything like me, and I feel like it might never happen again

>>675370969
God, this reminds me of myself so fucking much and I hate it.

>>675371228
I wish this wouldn't hit me so damn hard.

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>>675372792
>>675372224
Stay miserable in your comfort zone.

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>In a two year relationship
>GF is emotional
>I am coming to terms of being gay
>I'll feel bad for leaving her
>I can never get the guts to tell her

>>675370086

>20

>havent had sex


>just kill yourself

>>675372154
0/8

bad b8 m8

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>>675372154

This thread is just spammed with old greentexts, no one is writing new ones

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so there's this qt who moved right in front of me today in class, absolutely gorgeous... to beta to talk to her

wat do /b/? my biggest fear is spaghetti going everywhere before I get a sentence out.

>>675369398
i havent had sex in a month but i feel like this is m destiny. i was banging my ex for a long time while we were on and off but the only other pussy ive gotten was from a fat girl & some bitch who faked an orgasm. i dont even want to watch porn anymore, i feel pathetic. i tried tinder, but ive gotten no response or my plans blown off every single time. I dont even want to talk to girls anymore its pointless because it only leads to shit getting awkward or getting hurt and ditched.

Whats the point? Focus on your finances, career and yourself as a whole. all that shit is a waste of time.

>>675370564
This reminds me of when I used to have hermit crabs when I was like 6. They were my niggas

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>>675373902
I wish some more people would write some

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>>675370313
Well, shit.

>>675372091
kill yourself edge lord

>>675373902
then write a new one you fucking retard

My friends, I request your advice
I'm madly in love with a qtπ she's gorgeous, and I each passing day I fall harder, but she has a BF, and never, ever mentions him, I'm famous for not being a warm and loving person, so there's that, if I were to try being the one, will if be the same with me? I will be a god, ignored and forgotten until she needs something?

>>675372154
What does any of this have to do with gaming? There's like, two stories that involve games.

>>675373419
The ultimate way to lighten up the thread.

>>675369398
>thx
Isn't that a movie company or something?

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>>675370313
This is too true

Any Anons have anything they would like to talk about tonight?

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>>675375708
damn

>>675374706
She might not mention him because she doesn't want to be in a relationship with him. Some people don't like being alone so they will go into relationships with people they really don't want to be with just so they aren't alone.

>fostering 5 newborn kittens and their mom
>they all get sick with cold like symptoms one by one
>no sleep cause have to syringe feed them every 2 hours
>my tiniest one just died in my arms
>sobbing

>mfw I get turned down by Target after two interviews
>mfw the position I was applying for was a cart attendant

>>675371564
thats sleep paralysis dude look it up

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>>675377032
>cart attendant
aim higher
that was the universe telling you youre too good for something that stupid

Now pick your fucking head up, and fucking have a productive day tomorrow. for what its worth i believe in you, and im willing to bet you deserve better than to be a cart pusher.

The guy of my dreams literally hates me, and for no reason.

It's been 3 months and my heart shows no sign of recovery. Probably gonna kill myself tbh

>>675371564
talk to a doctor/ shrink that sounds pretty serious

>>675376195
>>675372307

I was hoping someone would weigh in ;_; I know it's not really a big deal but I feel so fucking weird about it

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>>675373665
>shot himself in the chest
The fuck?

>>675377032
as a non amerifat can you describe the average cart attendant from target?

>>675377507
Thanks, anon

>>675377912
You wrangle shopping carts people leave in the parking lot.

Typical minimum wage job.

>>675377912
not him, but i worked for a company called publix and we hired baggers/ cart pushers who were physically and/or mentally disabled to get tax breaks from the government, and we also have 14-15 year olds as their first jobs to the retired elderly with nothing else to do. i guess it could be anybody really

>>675373962
nobody have any advice?

>>675377764
You could just leave in the hopes that will leave who ever she is with at the time for you, or you could just wait it out to see if she leaves the guy. If she feels the same way about you as you feel about her the more time you two spend together the more likely their relationship will end.

>>675369866
Dubs has spoken

>>675378597
You talk to her and try your hardest not to spaghetti, but if you do spaghetti you spaghetti. If shes a nice girl you shouldn't have to worry about being too embarrassed if you spaghetti. You dont have much to lose go for it.

>>675378626
Yeah, I guess I might run into her again... it's just weird, I've never been able to connect with someone that much within a few hours of meeting them for the first time

>>675372063
What was the song?
It's removed now.

>>675379395
She went out with you again after the one night stand that means she not ashamed that she fucked you so thats a plus for you

>>675379949
Nevermind. It's case-sensitive apparently.

>Had a kitten once
>Was there when he was born
>Watched him grow
>Once put a rats head on my pillow
>Was afraid of everything but me
>He looked like a ball of fur
>Walking home from school one day
>See crows eating something on the road in front of me when i am about to turn onto the road i live
>Walk there to have a look what it is
>It is a bloody corps, looks like it had been turned inside out, some fur is visible.
>Clearly it is a cat
>I just stood there staring at it for maybe 15 min, thinking it can't be my cat
>Eventually i realize it is my poor kitten
>See trails on the road as if someone tried to run it over
>Eventually i went home to get a shovel
>When i got back there i scooped the remains up
>Carried it all the way back home and put it in a cardboard box
>Went into the woods and dug a hole where his grave is today
>This was like 11 years ago
>He was only a few months old

>>675379949
Clams Casino-I'm God

>>675380006
nooo we were messaging, we both agreed it seemed like more than just a one night thing though

>>675380246
God damn it David Higgs. I would've flown out there to stop him. Fuck these threads.

>>675380548
Okay, well I hope you two end up together we all deserve our perfect partner and she seems like yours

Anybody else have anything they feel that they need to talk about?

>>675380244
>Another kitten from the same time, but belonged to my brother
>During winter he suddenly just disappeared
>Look for him for days
>Snow had fallen from the roof and it made a nice row of snow on the lawn a few meters from the house
>See a small hole in the snow, not bigger than a finger in diameter
>Feel a chill go down my spine
>Starts digging in the snow by the hole
>There he was, frozen solid under the snow
>The hole was caused by him breathing, eventually melting the snow all the way to the surface of the snow
>He was alive with a crushed body for who knows how long, hoping that someone would find him

>>675372063
cans someone tell me plz if he actually comited suicide , has he a facebook account ,or did he use a fake name

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My School Is Doing One If Those Shave Your Head For Cancer Things And The 8/10 For Looks And 11/10 For Personality Is Doing This And Says I Should Do It Tomorrow So I Don't Know If I Should Do It Or Not Do It Trying Either To Impress The Girl Of My Dreams Or Get Fucking Laugh At By Every Person At My School. Help Please And Sorry For Any Grammer Errors

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>met a girl last week
>many things in common, she seems very interested
>invited her to date many times, she said yes and gave me some bullshit excuses why she couldnt
>now she just told me she met anothing dude

>be me, few years ago, take up boxing as a pastime since i dont have much going on in my life.
>get assigned to this kid whos been there a while, to have him show me the ropes
>genuinely really nice, easy going and easy to talk to despite having to be followed around by a newfag
>shows me everything i need to know, the routine, introduces me to people in the gym, shit like that
>supports me through what im doing, even though its absolute shit (again, newfag so no real knowledge whatsoever)
>makes it really easy to get acclimated there, my nervousness disappears almost instantly
>really enjoy going, and look forward to it all the time
>always supports me, which is a change from the only support really ever coming from my parents
>always in a good mood, making everything enjoyable, despite it being annoyingly physically demanding (i played other sports prior to, but was still pretty chubby)
>gives me advice on how to cut my weight down, actually works, making me even more happy and appreciative
>days go by, same good attitude no matter what, generally improves my mood as well
>he gets his license (was late to the party due to failing test a few times)
>really excited, which just puts him in a better mood
>more time passes, his attitude still top-tier happy

>>675380987
is there any info about him did he actually die , goddamit he wasted his life over a bitch ,i wonder how can she sleep at night

>stumble upon online roleplaying accidentally
>get real excited and realise you've always wanted to do this
>signup on Roleplay site
>jump right into beginner's thread
>make some cringy as shit posts and rp with other beginners.
>come across two people specifically, dudeanon and femanon
>rp with them for a bit
>decide to set up another thread with them
>dudeanon sort of fucks off from our original thread but me and femanon keep going
>lots of more roleplay endeavours, we become great rp buds.
>eventually lack time for thread roleplay and resort to much quicker chatroom rp.
>a year passes and I wonder about femanon roleplay partner
>return to site to see she went to another site
>followtheshepard.avi
>find her and continue an old roleplay started two years before
>her replies become far in between.
>she tells me it's because she's in the middle of moving
>verywellunderstood.jpg
>do some CHATROOM roleplay for another bit, while sending messages to original rp partner now and then
>after a while of not receiving a reply I go to the new site we are both on and ask around for her
>her brother is on the main chatbox, also find out she came to this new site because her sibs roleplayed on it
>ask brother where is she
>he hesitantly replies
>Femanon roleplaying partner had died from a car crash an hour earlier, and was in hospital for a day.
>Begin to cry over rp partner.
>alert friends of hers from old site of her passing.
>still feel like if I spoke to her earlier, the me could have triggered some sort of butterfly effect that prevented her death.

Apologies if I wrote it out shitty. I often think about her and remembered her again when reading feels thread.

>>675381073
:( now I'm just feeling more feels

>Fucking guy that looks like the pedophile I was with for years, many years ago, who I used to call Daddy
>Realizes that the only reason I am with this guy is because he is like my Daddy
>Stays with guy anyway

>>675381769
His name wasnt david riggs but people found the girls facebook. so I believe it actually happened

>>675372307
100% agree anon, except for the first time thing.

>>675382011
>>675381769
I can't find any info. Sometimes a family will delete the FB or social info out of respect, but you'd think there'd be a news article or something. ehhh dunno. seems fishy.

>>675382357
Sorry for your lose, but you cant beat yourself up over that happening theres nothing you could've done to prevent it

>>675382549
it's so sad , man i saw it once but i assumed that he woke up in the morning feeling better and continued his life , this bitch deserve to die

>>675372476
as a dad, this shreds me. rip.

>>675374340
My mom kicked me out and I'm now living with my dad. I neglected him so much but he still supports me. That picture reminded me of how he would call me and I would pretend to be busy to not go see him. Jesus the feels are hitting hard.

>>675370820
Medfag here. Answer some basic questions.
1 are you massively obese?
2 do you smoke?
3 do you get drunk on the reg?
4 do you get high on the reg?
5 are you a diabetic?
6 do you get morning wood?
7 are you a depressed sob?
8 are you on any routine medication?

If 1-5 are no and 6+7 yes then it's prob depression.

If 1-5 are yes, stop doing that shit. Could still be depressed but that extra shit ain't helping

If you started a new med it could could've that, especially if it's a blood pressure or depression med.

Good luck

Cont. if anyone's reading
>start getting really comfortable with boxing, get asked to spar
>teenage testosterone levels raging, more than happy to accept
>get paired with my "mentor", nervous cause i dont want to fight him, but decide fuck it, what could it hurt
>spar him, almost breaks my jaw, bloody nose, and thats just the first round
>somehow survive first and second round, actually putting up a good fight by the end of the second round
>by the third im surprisingly kicking ass, his nose is bleeding and his eye is swollen
>end up "winning" the sparring match, really proud of myself
>he comes over to me, hes noticeably angry
>get really nervous, figure hes about to shit on me for beating him (not sure how he wouldve, but I feared it anyway)
>hugs me and compliments my fighting ability, says he looks forward to the next match
>mfw someone appreciates me other than my parents
>upbeat about everything for the next week or so
>spar him again and again, beating him every time
>maybe he just sucked at boxing, but he was still bigger than me and more experienced, so it boosted my self esteem
>never acted different towards me in anyway despite me beating him multiple times
>treats me with more respect, but still as his friend
>my mood is permanently improved at this point
>finally get around to posting the first fight on youtube (we filmed it to evaluate myself, dads a sports nut)
>title it Anon vs. Alexander the Great
>tell him, and he gets really excited/appreciative of the nickname, thinks its the coolest shit
>doesnt get many views, but whatever, we're both happy its out there
>weeks go by, his attitude starts to decline
>one day, ask him whats wrong
>tells me its just "normal shit" and he'll get through it
>later that week, he confesses that hes been drinking
>ALOT
>dont believe him, his not of age and I was pretty dumb for my age, not believing someone underage could acquire alcohol
>his attitude vastly decreases, and so does his attendance

>>675383272
I really appreciate that, thank you very much, it's just when I look at that time, that it was one hour before her death when I bothered to check for her, I can't help but think if I just did it earlier something might have been different.

I appreciate your kindness, thanks again.

>>675382582
doesn't feel good man :(