http://komonews.com/live/event

TREEMAN PART II: the branchening

http://komonews.com/live/event

>>675364861
nigger its treefag. not treeman.
>l2/b/ newfag

https://twitter.com/Man_In_Tree

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>>675364861
he's ascending. The camera POV was better earlier. I loved when he was flipping people.

>>675365123

i posted it orignally.

its treeman

beardman climbs up in 70 feet tall tree (70 feet above sea level) and has been sitting there ever since.

rescue fags can't get him out.

been there for hours.

anon is on his way but he will never deliver because faggot.

>>675365387
>anon is on his way but he will never deliver because faggot.
but at least he had a shower

looks like he is taking a nap

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Seattlebro from other thread reporting in.

>>675365377
'sup Justin

>>675365684
Lol

>>675365917
yell 'do a barrel roll'

WHERE'S THE GUY WHO WAS TAKING THE BUS TO THE TREE AND WAS GONNA POST TIME STAMP PICS

kek...now he's hitting the tree with a stick

>>675365917
>charliebrownsxmastree.png

is treefag sleeping?

>>675365917
>>675366031
he's here!

>>675365917
>>675366031

YES you're here!

>>675366031
I'm right here I already posted one more incoming

he looks pretty comfy up there last 30min

I used to work with treemann
You, sir, are no treemann

choppers back

>>675365917
Wave for us!!!

>>675366227
What's the situation like on the ground? Hearing anything from the cops or treeman?

What happened? What did I miss? I was on vacation in peal harbor.

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>>675366227
which one is u?

Finally they got the Helicopter back up

>>675365123
see >>675365377

See it? Good, now gtfo

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>>675366550
I'm not near any news teams. Hard to get around. Seattle police have all streets blocked.

>>675366762
sorry /b/ had to refuel

>>675366668
THERE'S A DUDE IN A MOTHER FUCKIN' TREE AND HE WON'T COME DOWN

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>>675365917
FOUND YOU, IN UNDER ARMOR HOODIE
DO SOME FUNNY SHIT

can somebody tell me what the fuck is going on?
I gathered that in an earlier thread someone said they were going to go to where someone climbed a tree or someone in that thread climbed a tree and now the cops are pissed.

>>675367040
m8 you were just in the right place
>>675365917
>>675365917
>>675365917
go back and dance for us anon

>>675367215
see
>>675367085
and
>>675364983

this is all an elaborate ruse by muslim extemists to gather a large crowd of americans and blow them all to hell

>>675367215
>guy climbs tree
>won't come down
>cops show up, try to get him out of tree
>he's not having any of that
>cops order pizza
>/b/tard live on the scene is reporting in
>general lulz ensue

>>675367415
Was thinking this as well

>>675367415
note sure if that is America though, I don't see any obese people.

could be Seattle in Papua New Guinea

>>675367684
Gorgeous.

>>675367684
beautiful, anon.

>>675367656
papau new guinea cant afford helimachoppers u dum dum

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>>675367684
minimal treeman wallpaper

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>>675365123
Hurr durr I R oldfag everything has to have fag at the end of it.

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>if only I lived closer

Would get some good ones, /b/ros...

>>675367908
fag

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>>675367684
That is amazing.

>>675367684
well done anon.

possibly a new meme, lets have a civilized discussion about it.

decent climber

>select all images with trees
well played captcha

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>>675367684
Truely a piece of art

>>675364861
Yessssssss tree man. Imma bout to walk over there and scream at him like a fucking drunk (at Ohana on 1st now) can't believe something is actually habbening here

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>>675367861
TOP FUCKING KEK

>>675367861
saved

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>>675368034

Fuck you, nigger. Jump out of a tree.

>>675368111
>111
Truely a piece of art

everyone on /b/ thats there should cross the police tape walk to the base and start chanting jump jump jump

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Sorry guys wish I could get closer

>>675368431
or they should climb up and join him

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did he just look at his watch?
is this guy on a schedule?

>>675367965
What's the sum total cost of all that equipment?

>>675368034
Did somebody say meme?

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>SOMEONE ROLL UP BLASTING THIS:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=010KyIQjkTk

>>675368303
ayyyy lmao

>>675364861
>America
>Person light enough to not collapse tree

>>675368509
go across the street and wave at the helicopter

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>>675368539
This

>>675368586

Around $35,000, counting a couple of other lenses that aren't in the shot.

>>675368549
Seatle fags confirmed that he does this every tuesday

>>675368707
HAHAHA XD so funny and original
kill yourself faggot

Is he yelling at the cops or someone down below?

>>675368840
Holy fuck, I'm guessing you're a professional photographer? How much do you make if you don't mind me asking

>>675368840

>inb4 waste of money

Makes me $90K per year, freelancing for 6 months. Also, good lenses hold anywhere from 50 - 80% of their value for decades.

>>675368983
Yes, he threw an apple at medics earlier and has been flipping the middle finger.

Is it just me or does it look like that trees startin to sway something fierce

>>675368727
Waving now

>>675369070
>>675369121
Nah bro, I think it's pretty badass, good for you.

HE'S GETTING DOWN !

cant they send up a ninja in a ghillie suit. how hard can it be, just stop moving when treeman looks down.

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>>675369779

Nope. Building a nest.

>>675369779
lel, nope

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Tried to get tree man and chopper in this one

>>675369779
nvm he just went and got a branch

>>675369870
Captain Macmillan heard about the situation and got on the first flight he could, should be there shortly

>>675368649

Somebody really needs to do this.

>>675369972
you kinda did.

can you deliver food to him on a quadcopter?
what is he eating, if anything?

>>675370088
Can't see him very well unfortunately.

>>675370088
He's been up there for like an hour lol

>>675369972
Attach a bb gun to a drone and shoot him with it!!

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>>675369070

I do wildlife photography as a hobby, and it also makes me some money.

I have been doing stock photos since about 1999, and hate it, but it pays well (only because I got in early). Originally I started it just to fund my wildlife photography, but it is now my main source of income.

Seattle bro here can any of you see the enterprise car rental? I'll stand in front of it and wave.

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I kek'd at this one

>>675370088
This. Airlift him food and toilet paper.

Also nice dubdubs

I like how all the emergency service people are standing around telling jokes and basically not giving a fuck. Thank you liberal Seattle. If this was in the South they probably would have shot him down with a .50 cal as a "threat to national security" or some horseshit

>>675370424
hes been up there since 11:30am local time, 6 hours

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>>675370695

>en root

My fucking sides

>>675370424
No anon 2 or 3 hours. I left for a while. Surprised @no jump.

>>675370655
>stock photos

Can you elaborate on this a little more? Also what kind of wildlife and where do you live?

>>675370681
not atm no

>>675370681
you should do a timestamp with treefag in the background

>>675370777
witnessed
rednecks would have cut the tree down to spite the hippie

>>675370781
>>675370938
I apologize for the misinformation, somebody get that man a sandwich!

>>675371011
treebro*

>>675370948

People in board rooms, drinks, living spaces, whatever. General stock photography for businesses. But stock photography market is so saturated nowadays, it is dead unless you got in early and made a lot of connections and contracts.

I simplified my post... stock photos are what got me started. It has since changed to contract work for companies I made connections with through the stock photo market.

>TL;DR: I take photos for businesses.

>>675370695
>issue appears to be between the man and the tree
My sides, this just got even better.

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>>675370681
They're only showing only him and a medic van you'd have to get past the police line to get seen.... Hint... Hint...

>>675370777

we think things through here.

the issue is between the man and the tree

>>675371011
Why, he's clearly there on scene

>>675371129
treeman*

http://strawpoll.me/7158558/r

>>675370695

>the issue is between the man and the tree

meme worthy shit

>>675370948

All sorts of wildlife, mostly in northern and eastern Canada.

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Gonna get a beer across the street, will check back in soon

wave now anon

>>675371279
Interesting. Do you dabble at all in live action film or cinematography or pretty much just still-image? Also you didn't answer about what wildlife and where you live (in terms of what natural setting you're shooting in)

>>675371732

>potatophone

>>675371732
holy fuck nice

lmao he's pointing at the birds

>>675371758

Just stills.

>>675371732
You failed to solve this, jedi, you need to concentrate harder.

he looks like the kinda guy that would own a boat.

>>675371736
Sorry having a beer, I'll go back in a few mins

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https://twitter.com/Man_In_Tree

someone already made a twitter account about him lol wat

why cant i fucking watch?
error player?

>>675371732
God bless you. Get an IPA for me

>>675372184
use Opera

What is it, arbor day?

>>675371909
Good shit, well good luck with your career anon

>>675372272
Having a hoppy bitch ipa right now.

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Why haven't they put up a ladder to get this guy down? Don't get me wrong, this is fucking great and I hope it continues but seems like the logical step for law enforcement

>>675372276
treeman day. every year someone climbs up a tree and the city has to figure out how to get him down unharmed.

this is now the 45th time of this tradition and so far no treeclimber survived treemanday.

>>675372536

They had it up earlier he said fuck you

ohshit firetruck

>>675372536
they had a crane right next to him but I think he wanted to jump due to that so it was removed.

>>675372470
Hell yeah, that's a great beer, good on ya. Can't stand when people say IPA's are gross but Bud Light is a good beer

>>675372536
70 feet up

>>675372536
they did but he threw an apple at them

placed anon are you still there. tell us something about yourself.

fuck, now even the fire truck is tweeting:
https://twitter.com/FiretruckLadder

>>675372809
60 feet actually. 70 feet above sea level.

>>675372333

Thanks, Anon.

>checked

lol nice seig heil

>>675372992
>millenials creating accounts for every object trying to cash in on those followers

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>>675373048
approximately 10 feet below the top of an 80' tall tree

70' agl

:0

It's times like these I really wish I had two monitors...

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HE JUST HAILED HITLER.
he is the new king of /b/

>>675372273
on a laptop

Is he climbing down?

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>>675372925
Still here. I'm a local chef and longtime /b/ tard.

>>675373895
bless you anon

why does he keep checking his watch

>>675373557
use Opera

>>675374204
to see the time

>>675374204
he wants to know what time it is

>>675374204
to check the time

>>675374204
nigga got shit to do, do you think he just sits in a fucking tree all day?

FIRE

I bet sales of that checkered coat are going to rocket after this

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>>675374299
>>675374363
>>675374430

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OH SHIT HES SETTING FIRE

here comes the crane again, this will go well

its habbening

>Sir please come down
>fuck you i do what i want

ladder again, this means they have a plan.

SHIT IS GOING DOWN ANONS! WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE!!!1!!ONE!

APPLE THROWING GOD

that bird is fuckin white as shit

>building a fire
>in the top of a tree
he deserves whats coming

>>675375114
have you ever seen a seagull?

Placed anon, can you try and get up that ladder please

>>675375233
its a white ass seagull

>>675375333
>chek'd
and yeah it might just be the camera

>>675367908
Your obviously new here.

he got a stick

>>675375239
Lol sorry not gonna happen

heli refuel time again

>>675375435
you're*

>>675375535
check my quints and do it

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>>675375435
You're*

he looks like tree jesus

>>675375711
treesus?

>>675375826
praise treesus

Why are people so up in arms about him being in this tree?
He's just chillin out. I don't think it's illegal to be in a tree

>>675375826
treesus smiles down upon us and the rest of the United States of America

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treeman got some kind of carrot

>>675376135
that's his stick of justice

>>675376135
its a fuckin stick dumbass

if I was homeless I would do the same, good way to kill the boredom and maybe a night in jail and some food.

>>675376346
:p

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There's tension in the air at street level. Think I'm gonna be down here for a while to see what happens

>>675376587
true that better than sleeping on streets

>promoted to branch manager

he standin

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>>675376135
that is a sheleighly

someone should shoot him with a beanbag gun

Thanks guys I can't stop watching now.any feed have audio of what he's saying?

How is he still up there?! I once spent little under two hours scouting from a birch tree while in the army during this shitty training mission and that was literally painful. You can't sit anywhere comfortably and you can't really go for a walk while up in the tree. He's been up there for what, 7 hours now..?

>>675376729
sexual tension?

but yeah get down there, they might be doing something soon. why else bring out the crane for the 2nd time.

you are doing a good job anon, keep it up.

>>675377165
nope

>>675377165
could not hear it properly but there where defo some fuck you's there.

he is not a spectack?

I like how somebody's holding up a sign that says "Fresh baked pizza from Costco"

>all hail the tree king

All hail the tree King. He is not a spectacle

All hail the tree king

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says the faggot standing there spectating

TREEE KINGGG

The tree king? Those signs gotta be one of u tards

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I know that's you anon.

>>675377753
his english isn't very good
he meant
>Is he not spectacular?

The new tarzan movie isn't as good as the trailer made it look.

how goddamn long are they leave the truck running????????????????

ladder dude has got things to do

Why the fuck is nobody down there with a megaphone yelling "JUMP YOU PUSSY!"

Tree Jesus will jump and die but be resurrected on Friday.

You guys think he's gonna jump or nah?

>>675378831
hope is never gone.

>>675378831
I think he would have by now if he was going to. But I could totally see it.

>>675378121
KEK

>>675378831
I genuinely hope not, treeman needs to tell his story to someone. I want to hear it.

>>675378831
Since he made himself a hittin' stick, I figure he means to be there a while.

>>675378831
I don't think he will. he will get bored eventually, or hungry.

if suicide he would have done it already. real an hero's don't seek attention.
attention seekers don't become an hero's

>>675379000
Nice trips

>>675378831
he'll fall, but wont jump

Fuck I really want to go out to grab some food but I don't want to miss shit. Is anyone currently recording this for future reference?

>>675379316
There is always someone

where to get that jacket?

>>675375333

Photofag here.

It is just the exposure compensation. They are pushing it quite a bit.

>>675379316
You know the second you leave he's gonna go on a magnificent rampage.

>>675379613
Hah right Im still here waiting for someone to confirm there recording before I leave

I'm off to bed anons, 2 in the morning here.

was a comfy session, hope our treeman survives and beats trump in the elections.

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>>675379461

His corpse

>>675379302
lol, I could imagine him falling and hitting every branch on the way down.. hitting them just soft enough to survive.

>>675379770
I'd vote for treeman.

>>675367908
if we call you faggot instead is that better

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>>675379803
hey dudes i'm from /pol/ and i made this >>675367684
here's another for you

>>675380004
sorry didnt mean to reply to that guy first

#pray4treeman

>>675380004
fucking nice anon

>>675374204
Because time flies when you're a faggot

night vision

>>675380004
saved

What the fuck is happening

wtf is he saying

>>675380004
nice anon

>>675380697
sounded like bla bla game/gay
prolly calling everyone faggots.

he looks like a older matt peake

no police radio feeds peeps?

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That's my brother Jim P. He's probably all happy because he just bought the gun hitler killed himself with and wants to tell the world about it.

So how long do y'all think he's gonna be up there? How many hours more? Place your bets faggots

>goes out to eat
>comes back to pc
>motherfucker is still in the damn tree

>>675381443
he's probably gonna fall in about 4 minutes.

>>675381458
He's trolling us all lol.. bored homeless guy

>>675381351
What exactly are you expecting to hear?
>uh, si he still up there?
>yup
>try yelling at him again