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>>675358369

>>675358369
Old rekt. What does it take to get fresh rekt in here.

fucking GOD

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>>675358792

>>675358369
Fake as hell. You guys are gullible.

>>675358642
saw this many times still dont know what is this.

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>>675359229
>Rekt thread
>posting comedy central .webms

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>>675358369
>Starts rekt thread
>Starts with weeaboo faggotry

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>>675359474

>>675359361
the holy mountian

(and that's as normal as the movie gets, the rest is pretty fucked up - a lot of nudity, mostly nudity)

>>675359594
>emergency
>grabs tittie

>>675360054
That's not her emergency induction port...

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>>675358642
What the hell?

>>675359594 Here
She got fucked so hard she won't walk for weeks.

>>675358642
this makes me so wet

>>675359474
where is the longer version?

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>>675361589
File names are key

>>675359361
jodorowski fan here. you could easily grab webms from any of his films for wtf's all day

>>675360650
it's a guy with a muscle disorder. his family cannot afford treatment and hang him up because it relieves some pressure or some such.

google images it.

>>675359001
Not naming it poached for his ivory. Come on anon

Where is the good stuff?

>>675361470
This is hilarious. Also a great way to get arrested

>>675361470
I keked so hard

>>675361536
Best

>>675359001
its fake

>>675361536
you´re sick
its too much to see

>>675363016
not fake

>>675363636
points for trip repeat? :p

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Anybody got that Webm of an asian girl getting a running hose rammed in her mouth?

>>675358642
What am I doing with my life.

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>>675364459
Jerking it furiously while we watch?

>>675364035
Sure

>>675364346
wtf happened ?

>>675364624
May i please have?

>>675365151
A crane fell on them.

>>675365151
crane fell in mecca

>>675365151
meccanicall error on building equipment

>>675365151
dont you see the fucking news

>>675365913
Justice was served

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I beat my ex friend with benefits with a small bicycle

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>>675364346
>that guy at the end tripping on what looks like a head

>>675360922
Oh, shut the fuck up you pansy.

>>675365913
Gang of negros blocking a roadway to get a car to stop? I would have gunned it too

ttps://youtu.be/NEXwpg_2jWA
https://youtu.be/y63SEPF-SrM
https://youtu.be/ZbyfvR6Go0U
https://youtu.be/hyzfxLrcfYA
https://youtu.be/aB16oRbno7U

>>675366354
>beat with a small bicycle
>slight red marks
are you a small child?

>>675366354
How small? Give us a description, or a picture

>>675359298

If I recall, this is done by his family to protect him.
There's something wrong with him. He always harms himself badly, so they decided that this was the best way to control him...

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>>675366607
was going to post a picture of my kitten... beat me to it.

>>675361470
youtube link or vid with sound pls

>>675366831
Put it out of its misery

>>675365913
bitch might have permanent neck and brain damage, but lets fucking throw her around

>>675366799
Now that's a feminine penis

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>>675366607

>>675360922
You're my type

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>>675366354
What a faggot. Beat a girl that obviously was enjoying the dick because you're a mancunt. What a waste.

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>>675367266
For fuck sake, why aren't we checking these cunts?

Hand over your feels sir, you can't have them in here.
You can get them back from me when you leave.

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>>675358369
Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

I'd go on about how fucked up you all are, but I'll restrain myself right now.

Just hope one day that you will never have a hard life even nearly as those who have ever lost their loved ones.

RIP ROB FORD!!!!!!

>>675367534

Get the fuck out faggot kill yourself you waste of flesh, how fucking dare you insult our humor you degenerate shitstain

>>675363016
You can clearly see the impact on him when the gun fires.

>>675358369
what is this???

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>>675359594
she's all better

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>>675367534

>>675367890
bumping, also curious

>>675367534
shut the fuck up degenerate

>>675367320
Link to full video PLEASE!

>>675367890
Special effects artist gone wild

>>675367957
Wow, way to take from my spank bank bro... you owe me a replacement.

>>675367320
Gonna need sauce on this pronto.

>>675367534
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>675359567
>dat face when his pants split

Makes me zozzle immediately

>>675358642
saw this a million times, what is the story on this? art project?

>>675364035
Bumping. i think i know the video you are talking about.

>>675368349
UNREKT

>>675359361
I would had been what are all this fucking iguanas doing at my desk.

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>>675368423
Nigger baptism? Explains the skin pigmentation

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>>675361664
lost.. that is better than anything in YLYL

>>675367890
OP?

>>675368765
Works for me.

>>675368390
>>675368243

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=565340925

enjoy you sadist fucks

>>675361536
>>>
Lol I WAS expecting more.

>>675368413
Какого хрена ты просто гребаный обо мне говорят , ты, маленькая сука ? Я буду иметь вы знаете, я закончил вершину моего класса в морские ко, и я принимал участие в многочисленных тайных налетов на Аль-Каиды , и я имеют более 300 подтвержденных убийств . Я тренировался в гориллы войны , и я верхней снайпер всего вооруженных сил США . Вы никогда ничего для меня, но просто еще одна цель. Я истреблю тебя ебать с Точность подобного которому никогда не видел раньше на этой Земле , помяните мои гребаные слова . Вы думаете, что вы можете уйти с высказыванием , что дерьмо ко мне через Интернет? Подумайте еще раз , сволочь . Как мы говорим Я обращаюсь к моей секретной сети шпионов через США и ваш IP отслеживается прямо сейчас, чтобы вы лучше подготовиться к шторму , личинку . Шторм, который уничтожает жалкий маленькую вещь вы называететвоя жизнь. Ты чертовски мертвым , малыш . Я могу быть в любом месте , в любое время , и я могу убить вас в более семисот способами , и это только с голыми руками . Мало того, я активно тренировался в рукопашном бою ,но у меня есть доступ ко всему арсеналу морской пехоты Соединенных Штатов , и я буду использовать его в полной мере , чтобы уничтожить вашу жалкую задницу с лица континента , вы немного дерьма . Если только вы мог знать , что безобразная расплата ваш маленький " умный " комментарий был о том , чтобы обрушить на вас , может быть, вы бы провели свой гребаный язык . Но вы не могли, вы этого не сделали , и теперь вы заплатив цену, вы проклятый идиот . Я буду срать бешенство все над вами , и вы будете тонуть в нем . Ты чертовски мертв, детка.

>>675361470
obviously some gay ass youtube prank show but i keked

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>>675368413
kay dude first off,
1) A REAL Navy Seal wouldn’t go around bragging about his accomplishments and possibly reveal his identity.
2) The United States isn’t a totalitarian regime so if you were to attack citizens randomly, then you’d be going to jail
And
3) What is a Navy Seal doing on 4chan anyways?
You’re probably a NEWFAG who cannot get fucking laid.

>>675364346
LOL

>>675369328
you can't be this new, dude.

>>675369271
ما هي اللعنة لم فقط سخيف القول عني، العاهرة قليلاً؟ سآخذ لك معرفة تخرجت أعلى من صفي في "الأختام البحرية"، ولقد شاركت في غارات سرية عديدة على بن-صعدوا، ولدى ما يزيد على 300 يقتل مؤكدة. وأنا تدربت في حرب الغوريلا وأنا القناص كبار في القوات المسلحة الأمريكية كاملة. أنت لا شيء بالنسبة لي ولكن الهدف فقط آخر. وسوف تمحو لك اللعنة بدقة لم آر مثلها من قبل في هذه الأرض، تذكروا كلماتي سخيف. كنت أعتقد يمكنك الحصول على بعيداً مع القول بأن القرف بالنسبة لي عبر الإنترنت؟ أعتقد مرة أخرى، مقيت. ونحن نتكلم أنا أشعر بالاتصال بي السري يتم تتبعه شبكة جواسيس عبر الولايات المتحدة الأمريكية، والملكية الفكرية الخاصة بك الآن حيث يمكنك إعداد أفضل للعاصفة، يرقة. العاصفة التي تقضي الشيء القليل للشفقة استدعاء حياتك. أنت كنت سخيف الميتة، طفل. يمكن في أي مكان وفي أي وقت، ويمكن أن أقتلك بطرق أكثر من سبعمائة، وهذا فقط بيدي العارية. ليس فقط وأنا تدربت على نطاق واسع في القتال غير المسلح، ولكن لدى الوصول إلى ترسانة كاملة من "مشاة البحرية الأمريكية" وسوف تستخدم إلى مداه الكامل لمحو الحمار بائسة على وجه القارة، كنت قليلاً القرف. إلا إذا كنت يمكن أن يعرف ما هو عقاب غير مقدس تعليقك "ذكية" قليلاً على وشك إسق

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>>675368765
nigga you can get banned for that shit

>>675369328
>Reacts to old copy pasta

>>675358369
ANYBODY HAS SAUCE?

Warum Menschen wie Sie finden Leichen etwas über den Witz? Denken Sie, weil Sie in Ihrem warmen Häusern auf einem Computer zu sitzen, die Sie über schreckliche Dinge wie diese nur kann Witz? Was die eigentliche Teufel ist mit euch los? Das ist sehr beschissen, aber verrückt assfucks wie Sie eine Mitteilung verfassen tote Dinge, wie es ist nichts. Krank fickt, diese Scheiße zu tun tut verdammt nichts. So möchten Sie auf einem Imageboard kommen ein Arschloch über Dinge wie diese sein? Lassen Sie mich Ihnen sagen, Jungs, ihr alle verdammt schwach sind. Sie würden nie mit einem solchen Verhalten in der Welt nützlich sein vorstellen. Ehrlich gesagt warum Menschen wie euch überhaupt existieren? Ich wette, dass Sie nicht einmal wissen, etwa die Hälfte von dem, was die Menschen von damals bis heute durchgemacht haben, wenn sie jemanden, den sie gekannt habe sterben. Sie sind alle so widerlich schikaniert. Ist es nicht schon schlimm genug, dass die Menschen durch Nöte ihrer Lieben gehen? Im Ernst, was finden Sie Jungs wirklich lustig über diese? Dumm Wichser Ich bin so wütend, gerade jetzt, dass ich wünschte, ich kann verdammt meinen Computer-Bildschirm stanzen, so dass meine Faust einen guten Erfolg auf diesem Arschloch Gesicht von dir bekommen kann, OP. Krank fucks. Im Ernst, nur verdammt aufwachsen und tatsächlich richtig über den Tod handeln. Dumm fuck, halten die cheetoes zu essen, die Sie jeden Tag auf Ihre T-Shirts färben.

Ich würde weitergehen, wie beschissen Sie alle sind, aber ich werde mich jetzt zurückhalten.

Hoffe nur, dass eines Tages, dass Sie nie auch nur annähernd wie ein hartes Leben haben, die ihre Lieben immer verloren haben.

RIP ROB FORD !!!!!!

>>675369535
Те, що ти ебать просто чертовски говорити про мене, мало сука? Я буду мати, ви знаєте, я закінчила верхній частині мого класу в морські Котики, я брав участь в численних таємні набігів на Аль-Каїда і у мене є більш ніж 300 підтверджених перемог. Я навчаюся в горили війни і я Топ снайпер у всій збройних сил США. Ви є не мені, але просто ще одна ціль. Я буду знищити вас ебать з точністю любить якого ніколи не бачили раніше на цій землі, пом'яни моє слово порно. Ви думаєте, ви можете зійти з рук приказка, що лайно до мене через Інтернет? Подумайте ще раз, ублюдок. Як ми говоримо я зв'язавшись мій секрет шпигунів по США і ваш IP-мережі є простежити прямо зараз так що вам краще підготуватися до буря, maggot. Шторм, який знищує жалюгідний маленька річ ви називаєте вашого життя. Ви маєте чертовски мертвим, дитина. Може бути де завгодно, коли завгодно і може вбити вас понад сімсот способами, і це так само з моєї голими руками. Не тільки я широко навчаюся в рукопашного бою, але я мати доступ до всієї Арсенал з морської піхоти Сполучених Штатів, і я буду використовувати це повною мірою

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>>675369328
>2016
>being this new
>being THIS NEW

Fuck

>>675369728
kas po velnių jūs tiesiog fucking pasakyti apie mane, jūs mažai kalė? Aš jums žinoti, aš baigė viršuje savo klasės Navy Seals, ir aš dalyvavau daug slaptas žygiai į Al Kaedą ir turiu daugiau nei 300 patvirtino miršta. Aš esu apmokyti gorila karo ir aš viršų Snaiperis visą JAV ginkluotosiose pajėgose. Jūs esate niekas man bet tik dar vienas tikslas. Aš sunaikinti jums po velnių tiksliai kuris mėgsta niekada nebuvo matyti prieš šioje žemėje, mano sušikti žodžių. Manote, kad jums gali išsisukti sakydamas, kad šūdas man per internetą? Pagalvokite dar kartą, žioplys. Kaip mes kalbame I 'm susisiekti mano paslaptis tinklą visoje JAV ir jūsų IP yra surasti šiuo metu Taigi jums geriau pasirengti audra, įnoris. Audros, tos servetėlės iš apgailėtina mažai ką Jūs vadinate savo gyvenimą. Jūs esate suπikti mirζs, vaikas. Aš gali būti bet kur, bet kuriuo metu, ir aš tave užmušti daugiau kaip septyni šimtai būdų, ir tai tik su savo plikomis rankomis. Ne tik esu plačiai mokiausi beginklius kovoti, bet aš turėti prieigą prie visą arsenalą, JAV jūrų pėstininkų korpuso ir aš naudoti ji visa apimtimi ištrinti savo apgailėtinus Oslas nuo veido, žemyno, jūs šiek shit. Jei tik jums galėjo žinoti kas nešventas atpildas jūsų mažai "protingas" komentaras buvo apie tave sumažinti, gal jums būtų surengė savo sušikti kalba. Bet tu negali, tu ne, ir dabar jūs mokate kainą, tu prakeiktas idiotas. Aš bus šūdas fury visus jus ir jums prigerti jame. Jūs esate suπikti mirζs, aliejais.

>>675361470
Holy shit that is funny. Is there more somewhere?

>>675369842
This mean he doesn't even use youtube yet...
How the fuck did he end up here?

>>675369661
BUMP!

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>>675359567
Oh I'm sorry. I didn't realize we weren't allowed to post some guy getting hit by a truck in a captain America costume because of the watermark. Forgive me oh unforgiving /b/tard

>>675369986
belly inflation

>>675370191
THANK YOU!

>>675366607
thats pretty fucked

>>675369328
Jesus christ.
Either troll 9.5/10 or newest of newfag

>>675368423
if u do this twice a year youll live forever

>>675368765
wtf is that

Nobody can troll a 9.5/10, it's a written law somewhere I'm sure.

>>675370669
A very happy potato

>>675368765
y tho

>>675370626
i'm happy dieing tyvm

>>675368765
>and here i am still kissless virgin

>>675358369
sauce?

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>>675368413
You're a seal? I'm Barack Obama, and I outrank you. Shut the hell up and sit the hell down.

>>675359474
>>675361797
Yes, additional length would be appreciated.

>>675371045
as po velnių jūs tiesiog fucking pasakyti apie mane, jūs mažai kalė? Aš jums žinoti, aš baigė viršuje savo klasės Navy Seals, ir aš dalyvavau daug slaptas žygiai į Al Kaedą ir turiu daugiau nei 300 patvirtino miršta. Aš esu apmokyti gorila karo ir aš viršų Snaiperis visą JAV ginkluotosiose pajėgose. Jūs esate niekas man bet tik dar vienas tikslas. Aš sunaikinti jums po velnių tiksliai kuris mėgsta niekada nebuvo matyti prieš šioje žemėje, mano sušikti žodžių. Manote, kad jums gali išsisukti sakydamas, kad šūdas man per internetą? Pagalvokite dar kartą, žioplys. Kaip mes kalbame I 'm susisiekti mano paslaptis tinklą visoje JAV ir jūsų IP yra surasti šiuo metu Taigi jums geriau pasirengti audra, įnoris. Audros, tos servetėlės iš apgailėtina mažai ką Jūs vadinate savo gyvenimą. Jūs esate suπikti mirζs, vaikas. Aš gali būti bet kur, bet kuriuo metu, ir aš tave užmušti daugiau kaip septyni šimtai būdų, ir tai tik su savo plikomis rankomis. Ne tik esu plačiai mokiausi beginklius kovoti, bet aš turėti prieigą prie visą arsenalą, JAV jūrų pėstininkų korpuso ir aš naudoti ji visa apimtimi ištrinti savo apgailėtinus Oslas nuo veido, žemyno, jūs šiek shit. Jei tik jums galėjo žinoti kas nešventas atpildas jūsų mažai "protingas" komentaras buvo apie tave sumažinti, gal jums būtų surengė savo sušikti kalba. Bet tu negali, tu ne, ir dabar jūs mokate kainą, tu prakeiktas idiotas. Aš bus šūdas fury visus jus ir jums prigerti jame. Jūs esate suπikti mirζs, aliejais.

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>>675370982
Need some help pulling the trigger?

>>675367534
lol fuck off pussy. This is /b/ this is what we do. Go back to /mlp/

>>675370973
it's part of their treatment i believe

>>675368535
>I would had been what are all this fucking iguanas doing at my desk.

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>>675361664
reminds me:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y

>>675370973
Retards have the same hormonal system as normal men. If men don't ejaculate at least once every few days they get edgy and pop random boners much more often. Some retards might even try for rape.

>>675370751
how about weev?

>>675368765
Is that a yard wrangler jerking her tard?

>>675370751
If most people are falling for it, which everyone who responded believed he wasn't a troll, he could theoretically be a subtle trolling expert.

>>675369328
Being this new

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>>675358369
I was hoping she was going to go kaboom.

>>675361470
Faker then 9/11

>>675368765
I do believe this counts as child Porn.
> MODS MODS MODS

>>675361470
looks fake af, some aren't even looking at the guy and just start running.

>>675369328
HAHAHA newfag doesn't recognize one of 4chans most used and iconic copypasta
what a f*cking newfag.

>>675371954
doesnt look as a child

testing

>>675369535
allahu akbar

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>>675366607
wtf dude

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>>675370191
>>675358369
>>675358369
>>675358369
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>>675358369

>>675364035
Bumping again.

>>675371995
not doubting it's fake, but they might just've heard him scream Allah hu akbar at the top of his lungs.

>>675359474
it's just a prank, bro

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>>675366354
It was just a bit smaller than King Obamer's cock.
We all know that joker is huge-normous!
But yeah, I know this isn't draw thread, but I put my
new $400 Wacom tablet to good use.
:)

>>675372922
HOLY MOTHER OF KEKS.
I AM DEAD.
>Obamer
>that joker
>Hugenormous
Witnessed.
And dubs.

>>675358369
>posting only fakes

>>675372376
Please refer to >>675367504

Bump for cheese grater webm

>>675369328
What the fuck.

>>675368413
Why is it that you demand I tell you what I had said when it is written in the text of the post number you quoted? Can you not read? And I am not a bitch, I have a girlfriend and I treat her well. I don’t believe in fighting, so you being in the Navy Seals is a characteristic I deem unimportant. Obviously your ego is more important than your being, since you keep track of rough estimates of your psychotic rampage victims to later relay to strangers. I am assuming you mean guerrilla warfare. Since gorilla warfare is more of a comedic thought I just conjured in my head. In light of your apparent illiteracy, I can’t help but ask, how do you go about wiping my existence of the face of the Earth if you can’t spell? In your cutesy jetliner armed with tittie missiles? Explain the physics of a missile to me in clear detail, from the air it soars through to the mechanisms of triggering the explosion. You know about as much as your literacy. Go ahead page your secret spies for duty, it will be a lost mission because my data is completely secure. I’m hidden behind the curtains of the internet. If you can be anywhere, anytime, I expect you in your goofy jetliner and your fellow spies at my door in 3, 2, 1…oh sorry. Nothing. You call my life sad when your life is just one giant exaggeration: inflating your ego to ethereal heights by making assumptions about people that aren’t true as a means of intimidation (comedic intimidation, might I add) and putting people down left, right and centre. Your the guy who fronts the virility online to make up for that which you lack in person. Another thing about you is that you cannot reason.

>>675368535
ye man i feel ya

>>675360698
Weeks? I only dislocated one knee, and I wasn't walking without a crutch for 4 months.

I did do a very bad job of it mind, but she's certainly looking at months. Not weeks.

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>>675372922
>$400 Wacom tablet to good use.

>>675361816
they all throw better than i do.
they probably have friends, as well.

Don't fucking post animal abuse! e_e

>>675373440
sir, i must add... You're*

>>675373777
Trips confirm truth

>>675373576
Way to miss the forest for the trees

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>>675369328
>>675371045
>>675373440

Lol 90 sure the guy who wrote that shit about being a navy seal was just trollin and it worked pretty well. You stupid fucks just lapped up that delicious bait didn't ya?

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>>675373777

>>675374197
OH YEAH?! WELL AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN, YOU DIRTY ROTTEN LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT, BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME, AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP AND INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS IN A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES, BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS, AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS.

>>675361816
Jim Carrey family outing.

>>675364346
In case you forgot what irony is; This happened on September 11, 2015. the collapsed crane was owned by Osama Bin Laden's family.

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>>675368765
>Your mom will never jerk you off while strapped down to a chair

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>>675374197
90 percent - my five key is broken - fml

>>675361470
Say Mr Right pulled his gun and shot...would he face charges?

>>675364346
>>675365494
CRANES SURE DO 'MECCA' MESS

>>675374351
Fucking kek

>>675374346
Woah, calm down bro, it was just a prank

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>>675368413

>>675371398

Look at him tho. Only raping he'd do is if a cat jumped into his chair.

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>>675374346
oh i get it


thanks for the deep fried piss recipe are we friends now?

>>675371995
Jalal brothers - totally fake and everyone in their vidz , including the people running scared , was in on the bullshit , it's all fakery, they confessed when the Aussie cops arrested them

>>675359001
Who aint got no bitches

>>675364346
Thank you based crane

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>>675374416
That guys form

>>675374628
>>675374759
What the zoobidey flip-flop-bop did you just say about me, you flippidy zoob woobity? I'll have you know I zooped and flooped to the top of my class in the zobbler wobbler, and I've rop-wop-flopped in numerous shoobidy doobidies on floppity pudding, and I have over 300 shibbidy bops. I am trained in flap-floppities and I'm the top doober in the entire shibbidy. You are nothing to zoobidy-me but just another zoobidy. I will zoop you the blop out with percision the likes of which has never been seen before on this floobidy Earth, mark my flibbidy flop. You think you can flop away with zoobing that doobie-woobie to me over the interzoobies? Think again, flap-flopper. As we speak I am zipping my blopping bloop of flobbidies across the boopity and your floopidy is being flopped right now so you better poopidy for the big zoobidy flop party, son. You're jeever zeebered, son. I can be anywhere, any-flopping-time, and I can zoop and woop you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my boobidy shoobidies. Not only am I extensively zooped in zip-wop, but I have access to the entire zabber of the Zap Wop Muggity Top and I will zoop it to its full extent to flap your floobity flop off the face of the zoobie, you zabber wabber. If only you could have known what zopping fury your little "zoopity" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have zooped up. But you couldn't. you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you flapping babbling shooby-wooper. I will zip zop all over you and you will drown in it. You're zooped, son.

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>>675367534
gtfo nigger this is /b/ for a reason go back to /h/ fucking fagg ass nigger

What the fuck did you just say about me, you alpha male? I'll have you know I barely graduated at the bottom of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've yet to be involved in a single raid on the United States, and I have under 300 nonconfirmed lives. I am not trained in orangutan warfare and I'm the worst sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are everything to me and not just another target. I will keep you the fuck alive with imprecision the likes of which has been seen over and over again on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? You're right, fucker. As we speak I am failing to contact my public network of spies across the USA and your IP is being hidden right now so you need not prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the glorious, big thing you call your life. You're fucking alive, kid. I can't be anywhere, anytime, and I can save you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I barely trained in unarmed combat, but I have no access to any of the arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I can't use it to an even partial extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little piss. If only you could have known what holy sympathy your big "dumb" comment was about to bring up upon you, maybe you wouldn't have held your fucking tongue. But you could, you did, and now you're receiving the reward, you goddamn genius. I will shit calmness all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking alive, kiddo.

video?

>>675372598
ooooh haha ok man I gotch. Had me there for a sec! haha

>>675369328
Newfag

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>>675374032
Wow, it came off so easily. Chainsaw would be fucking perfect for killing zombies.

>>675375260
Welcome to /b/. You're ours now. Here's what you can expect.
You'll stay for a while, see a few threads, laugh a bit, and see a few odd things. You'll bookmark the place for further amusement. This is where it all begins.
Before too long, you'll find yourself checking on 4chan in increased frequencies. First it'll happen occasionally during the week. Then once every day or so. Then more frequently. You'll find yourself checking on it twice a day. Three times. Once per hour. Before you know it, you'll be browsing it for hours at a time.
Slowly, your life will take a back-seat to /b/. You'll find yourself forgetting to call people. You'll be late for work because you'll be reading legendary threads. Slowly, your life will decline into a mindless chaos.
As /b/ and 4chan slowly consume your mind, your humor will be replaced with our humor. You'll become glued to /b/. It'll be the only place you feel accepted. And then, you'll start accepting the weirder conventions. You'll find yourself fapping to loli, furry, guro, and all sorts of odd things you used to find disgusting. But now it'll all be commonplace for you, as a normal part of your life. Your personality.
And then, someday down the road, you'll realize what has happened to you. Your loved ones will have left you. You'll be alone. Unemployed. Struggling to survive. And worst of all, you'll be hooked. You won't be able to fight it, because we will be all you know, and all you remember. You'll slowly dissolve into madness, or mindless stupidity. Whichever comes first. And then, one day, you will snap, and all remains of your former self will be crushed under our weight.
Welcome, my friend. Welcome, my brother.
Welcome to your new home.
Welcome to /b/.

>>675367780
>taking copypasta seriously
kek

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>>675375392
Almost as effective as a frying pan, which as well all know is the deadly of weapons.

>>675369328
Gr8 B8 M8 I R8 8/8

>>675367780
Are you kidding me you little piece of shit i’ll have you know i graduated top of my politics class and i’ve been involved in privilege checking with over 150 confirmed political demonstrations i’m trained in conflict resolution and i was the most oppressed person in my entire upper middle class high school you are nothing to me but another cultural appropriator i will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which have never been seen on this side of the 49th parallel mark my words you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet think again fucker, as we speak i’m checking with my anarcho-communist analyst brigade for your location so you better be prepared to deal with some molotov cocktails and angry feminists flying through your window yOU’RE FUCKING DEAD CHERRY! i can be anywhere at any time and i can kill you in over seven hundred ways and that’s just with me boring you to death while i talk about privilege not only am i extensively trained in hotline management but i have access to an entire arsenal of sociological articles to prove my point and i will use them to wipe your fucking face off the earth you little shit if only you had known what oppressed retribution your cultural appropriation would unleash then maybe you would have held your fucking tongue but you couldn’t you’re fucking dead kiddo

>>675369632
>>675369499
>>675369842
>>675370482
>>675371588
Newfags.

>>675375795
Correct!

>>675374346
>>675374911
What thegosh darn it did you just say about me, you young whipper snapper? I'll have you know I waltzed and strolled to the top of my class in the art of being a gentlemen, and I've taken part in numerous fox hunts, and I have over 300 crumpets in my pocket. I am trained in exquisite etiquette and I'm the top gentlemen of 4chan. You are nothing to but just another vermin lower class creature. You think you can creep away with your that tail between your legs? Think again, sir. As we speak I am preparing to challenge you to a duel so you better be ready for my extreme polite well mannered behavior. . Not only am I extensively upper class and better than you, but I have access to the entire aristocracy.

>>675374352
Do I need to look that up for proof or can I trust you

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>>675375878

>>FUCKIN' BRUTAL!

>>675375678
Pour a frying pan full of boiling grease on something living.

>>675376087
What the swag did you just fucking yolo about me, you little wayne? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SwagFags, and I’ve been involved in numerous Obey Records , and I have over 300 confirmed Swaggers. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I’m the top poser in the entire Swagfag Army. You are nothing to me but just another No swag. I will swag you the fuck out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking hashtags. You think you can get away with not taking pictures in the mirror over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my mom, she has alot of swag, and your ratchet ass is being traced right now so you better prepare for the yolo, nikka. The yolo that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your swag. You’re fucking dead, nikka. I can swag anywhere, anytime, and I can swag in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my baggy skinny jeans. Not only am I extensively trained in having plugs and snake bites, but I have access to the entire Hollister store. and I will use it to its full swaggness to wipe your miserable swag off the face of tumblr, you little Non trend follower. I will swag yolo all over you and you will swag in it. You’re fucking dead, nikka.

>>675368765
things i noticed
>nurse decent at handjobs
>potato may have bigger dick than me

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>>675376183

>>675369328
you're a newfag of the internet. Its just a pasta. I have tons of them

>>675363762
>>675367869
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sPfZVmKphY


Stfu you know nothing.

>>675367320
that could cause serious damage to her larynx

worst and softest rekt thread ever

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>>675376323
kek fair play anon you're killing it

hit the swagyolohollister nail on the head with that one

This thread is fucking cancer.

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>>675375878
So... I wonder if he tasted okay, or if too much adrenaline, and too little fat.

>>675358369
Story?

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>>675376896
mad?

>>675375678
>>675375878

Ok now I know what goring really means.

>>675376896
haha and you're in it. welcome to the fun house faggot

>>675376782
Then try one of the other two

>>675375405
lol i don't even have a job or a girlfriend because my loved already hates me.. and my life is already a shithole just being on my pc like 15 hours+ aday etc... soo it cant be much worse can it?

>>675377062
Photoshop

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>>675375795
I was only retending!

>>675377185
ye

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>>675377152
Of course. Also singles.

>>675373440
defo from/mpl/

>>675377185
Yesterday someone posted the video of a guy who got his face gored.
Wish I'd saved it

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>>675377326
How the hell did he draw those triangles so perfectly?

>>675377359
No dubs here, officer

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>>675377262
depends you could take this realization that life is pretty shit, and isn't gonna get better unless you put some effort in and dont spend all day on your computer, you could use it to do something useful with your life. Like help the poor. Or work out how to solve the jew problem...

>>675365151
It took a crane to get them out.

7

>>675374412
Fuck yeah, workaholics is the best

>>675374346
holy fuck it's /b/. what do you expect other than dirty rotten lowdown slimy filthy disgusting gluttonous hoglike motherfucking cock sucking sons of incestuous pedo shemale rapist prostitutes?

>>675377697
what jew problem?

>>675377945
>I'm 15 and edgy as f*ck

>>675377945
Normal people on the internet that like to think that the internet is full of what you just described. Sure they're out there, but the vast majority, I'd assume, is rather normal.

>>675378112
>>675378112
This. Now where are my mods

>>675374759
niggers. the lady had a child with her.

>>675378283
Niggers gonna nig

>>675376661
did it fire a blank or what?

>>675374346
Weird. When people accuses my of lying on something that's true, I just don't give a crap about it. Sure ain't your way of dealing with it.

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>>675378893
last night I was fucking my dads herpes and shit encrusted anus, smearing toxic bugged shit and blood all over my hairy diseased cock, balls, and stomach, when the faggot shot a hot syphillus ridden load all over the carpet, and instead of apologizing for cumming without my permission, he tried to swallow it but I punched him in the mouth with an aborted fetus got a used syringe I found in a medical waste bin and drew up sticky toxic load turning the cum a disgusting pink slimish flavour due to the residual blood which had curdled and encrusted itself within the syringe but that only got me hotter so I used the blunt needle which had a used bandange on it I think it covered a festering wart on my dads foot than scratched the outside and inside of my dry shitty anus until blood started leaking down my legs like a period then I inject that fucking bugged load of sperm and viral matter directly into my now diahreeah spraying anus, it was the best sensation I ever felt and sprayed the hottest fucking load deep within my fathers shitty colon while giving his smegma encrusted flaccid dick and gentle reacharound, then I turned him around, squeezed my legs which were ow wrapped around his waist, pressing our cocks together, and passionately made out with my father, his tongue stud gently massaging my lips tonge and throat, as he place his thumb behind me and plugged my asshole to keep that festering viral load smeared around my bloodied and now chalmydial herpes aids ans shit encrusted and infected bleeding inner anus

>>675379208
Euh... o.k... Good for you I guess.

>>675378222
CHECKED

>>675379507
Ty ty <3 That's honestly my third trips today.

>>675374416
Notice the white guys buddy? He sees it as a 1 on 1 and isn't interfering. As opposed to all the gorilla fights I've seen where they gang up on whoever they're fighting. I know it sounds stupid, but this is civilized fighting.

>>675379611
checked again. can i suck your dick?

>>675379488
>>675379177
checkum

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>>675366607
That's so fucked...I would cuddle the hell out of that kitten.

>>675379739
Only if these trips say its ok

>>675379907
darn. Shit out of luck. Maybe quads?

>>675379861
Well o.k. then.

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>>675361816

"The King will reply, 'Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.'