Waifu claiming thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>only 1 claim/Anon
>Most important: Have fun!
Tenryuu claimed. The most beautiful and stubborn waifu here.
Obligatory claim.
Marie rose claimed
Am I doing it right?
Crusader Anon here.
>>675358401
Yeah, that's a nice looking grill.
>>675358285
How can i not relax when these threads are so comfy.
>>675358401
Welll. That's a pretty hot grill
Yes you're doing it right
Best girl claimed
Sup
>>675358066
>Level 4 chem
Sounds like a nightmare. I flunked chem in high school. Teacher hated my guts kek
>>675358134
Yeah, the title is meant to be clickbaity. They usually do it to fuck with people. It's really just them fucking around about the division.
>tfw your friends ditch you on skype
kek
>Best German Cv Claimed
Juri/Street Fighter anon
>Claimed
>Is it possible to have never felt in the first place?
How goes everyone this evening?
I'm really sorry I haven't been in here for a while, been busy with school and other stuff, how's everyone?
Claiming the embodiment of perfection.
>>675358672
It's going fine, yours?
>>675358720
Doing fine you?
>Best goth waifu claimed
>Ruri is 2nd
>>675358134
Really, don't worry about me I'm fine!
I shouldn't have said anything
I'm drinking tea right now actually heh
>>675358567
Striped panties are superior
>>675357627
No, worries, Ruby.
>I love Ruri just the way she is.
>>675358066
Heyo Yuuko.
>It's all in the hips anyways, right?
>>675358134
Your hand is beautiful as well, hand buddy.
I'm fine, I got to sleep for a bit without passing away completely, heh.
Claimed
>>675358578
Mfw you steal
>>675358720
Hello there. Do you still go by rose anon?
>>675358578
Love when teachers openly hate students. Makes the whole atmosphere so much more fun for everyone.
>teachers hated me
>>675358937
You're doing fine. You'll work your way up tp lewds in no time.
>>675358819
>>675358610
>>675358647
Hello people
>tfw all of your crusades fail because no one joined them
>>675358811
Good, just allergies fucking murdering me
>>675358401
Yeah looks fine to me
>>675358956
God damn
>>675359152
Steal?
>>675358209
Claimed
>>675359304
What are you allergic to Anon?
>>675359342
Oh looks it's stereotypical love interest #4667788, still enjoyed the anime.
>>675358578
Oohh, alright. Clever bastards, they certainly got me.
The fuck even is the Division? Hear everyone talk about it, but I still know nothing. I hear that people wait in lines in the game but that's about it.
>>675358647
>pat pat
>>675358523
Take a seat over there, kept it warm for ya.
>>675358610
At least you got us to talk to, Mugi. Doing anything right now?
>>675358672
Doing fine, no complaints here. You?
>>675358819
Alright, but you can tell me. You brought it up so I assumed you wanted to talk about it. Can always cry on my shoulder (wrist). No worries, always glad to talk to you.
>>675358937
>It's just skinny
>Doesn't count
Glad to hear it, man. Took a nap earlier myself, you sleep well?
>>675359289
Rose or prinz is fine, I listen to either!
>>675359295
>tfw nobody followed my white lives matter movement
>>675359530
Pollen, I get it really bad
Ryuko claimed hard
>>675359289
Hi there!
>>675359589
I appreciate that! If things get too much for me then maybe I'll end up crying about it here heh
>The Division is a great game btw
>Although I say this as a Tom Clancy fanboy
>But an even bigger High School Musical: Sing It! fanboy
>>675359289
Finaly ... someone ...
Hi !
>>675359589
Hando Kun ! How was your day ?
>>675359642
I feel bad for you Anon
>>675359766
Welcome to the thread Anon.
>>675359766
>tfw my username is Matoi in every game I play and Ryuko isn't even my waifu
>>675359912
Don't worry everyone does
>>675359152
Steal? Nigga ive been around long enough
>>675359289
Mine suspended me for "cheating on a test"
I didnt do a single question kek
Was worth it all
>>675359304
>Steal?
Yeah, I dont get it. Dude's just crying really
>>675359589
The Division is the new Tom Clancy game. It's basically open world MMO. Very similar to Destiny, but with guns and bioterrorism (I think). Super fun when I played a bit
>>675359832
>Tfw I have 5 Tom Clancy books are 6 games.
>>675359589
im not doing much
i think im going to play my guitar for a little bit though
>>675360167
>Tfw I have every Tom Clancy game on PS2/3
Haven't you seen the picture?
I like to brag kek
>>675359836
How are you doing today person i know nothing about?
>>675359642
I'll follow your white lives matter movement
>>675360167
Once got kicked out of class while we were watching benjamin button for making too many dead baby jokes.
>>675360167
Mmm I see, no more sharing Ruby we saw what happened last time
>>675360167
>mfw I'm playing it right now
>>675360304
>Mugi
>plays guitar
What
>>675360406
Oh yay! Another member!
>>675359289
We both know that Ruri lewds should be banned from existence.
>>675359981
>Can confirm.
Good to see you again, Roseanon!
>>675359832
Stocking! Hi!
Did your day go well?
>>675359589
>It's just skinny
>Doesn't count
I personally think it's beautiful, not much you can do there, right?
Hope you enjoyed the nap, It was pretty nice for me, at least, even if for only 40 minutes.
>>675359832
Always have me and others in the thread to talk to, don't be scared of talking to us.
>Don't cry
>pat pat
Oh, we've seen your adorable collection. We know better than anyone. Never was a big Tom Clancy fanboy myself, just never found the charm in their games/books. But that's just me being a faggot, I suppose.
>No joke?
>>675359836
Graf! Was alright, been dying in my bed for a good portion of my down time but aside from that I've just been talking to y'all. Don't feel like walking around. Thanks for asking, man.
Hope your day went well.
>>675360167
Ahhh, alright. Sounds fun, too bad my comp would shrivel up and float away in the breeze if I tried to play that.
>>675360304
Alright man, hope you have fun doing that. Not doing much myself either, fairly boring day I suppose.
>>675360753
Meh, was a nap for the wrong reasons. And I suffered the edge of those reasons, that's what I get I guess.
My naps are usually like 3-4 hours. I take crazy fucking naps. Glad you had a nice nap, buddy.
>>675360378
I dont think I have kek.
I just love Tom Clancy stuff so much. The pariotism, the action, the operator stuff. I love it
>>675360445
You're an exception, Prinz/Rose heh. I like you
I just find it funny someone tried to claim eve though i've been here all day. Gotta give him credit though
>Jealous. I need it on Xbone
>>675360406
Oh god the stories I have.
>I wish I could say them all
>I dont wanna spend 2 day writing
>>675360736
kek
i started playing guitar way before i watched k-on
>>675359912
Hi
>>675359981
>tfw convinced gf today to buy white sneakers (which looks the same as Ryuko's)
>tfw ordered a daki 2 weeks ago
>tfw pic related as my wallpaper
>tfw I'm fucking obsessed
>>675360970
What do you think mugi is filming?
emperor of mankind claimed
>>675361318
Some porn.
>>675360962
>DO IT!
Just out of spite me and 3 other guys made a pearl harbor memorial out of a wooden board and bricks.
Was still there 2 years later when i graduated
>we hypothetically had our memorial built in Hiroshima
>"So that no one ever forgets"
>>675359836
hello anon how are you
>>675360753
i think many of us feel our waifu lewds should not be seen
>>675359295
i'm sorry crusader anon I don't have mount+blade or I would join the crusade
>>675358727
seeing you post makes me want to try transistor
>>675358401
hot
>>675358672
thank you for the advice juri anon, sorry I didn't get back to you sooner, I went to make myself some dinner and thread had rip'd by the time i got back
>>675361627
Do it.
>>675361384
>emperor of mankind claimed
The only emperor of mankind is God himself you infidel.
>>675361507
How butthurt was the teacher?
>>675361627
It's fine Anon.
>>675360736
>>675360445
>>675359642
Nyehaeh there's the high roller!
>Nyehaeh there's the high roller!
Nyehaeh there's the high roller!
>Nyehaeh there's the high roller!
Nyehaeh there's the high roller!
>Nyehaeh there's the high roller!
Nyehaeh there's the high roller!
>Nyehaeh there's the high roller!
Alright, I'll sleep, now. Uhu~!
>>675361877
He took it pretty well actually. He pretty much expected it by then.
Let's do something that I never seen on this thread before
>favourite vocalist
>favourite guitarist
>favorite bassist
>favourite drummer
I'll let start
>vocalist
M. Shadows (avenged sevenfold)
>guitarist Dallas green (alexisonfire)
>Bassist Eric Langlois (cryptopsy)
> drummer Wayne Vella (abysmal torment)
>>675361318
um
probably something normal like ton swimming around
>>675360753
Hi Ruri!
Glad to see you again.
My day was okay, yours?
>>675360925
Thanks, I appreciate it!
I get why you may not like Tom Clancy, I'm just a huge fan of all it has to offer. Very tactical.
>The books are okay but I mainly like the games
>No joke?
I'll post pic in my next post
>>675360962
I'll send you it at some point hehe~
>>675361116
I know the feel...
>>675360406
Wew im thinking u remember me ..
>Dont know what to do with my life
>>675360925
>Sounds like suffering
>>675361627
Welcome !
I feel raped for a law , everything elese ok
>>675362030
Oh, how did other people react?
Anyone here ever been/currently a NEET? Feels bad man.
>>675362141
>Favorite Vocalist
Ashley Lynn Barrett
>Favorite Guitarist
Jeff Loomis
>Favorite Bassist
Ted Lundström
>Favorite Drummer
Gene Hoglan
>>675360925
Yeah, my PC would die if I played it. Gotta get it on console just to play
>>675361507
Alright man, I'll say one
>Peer pressure
>Friends and I once signed a black kid up to join the KKK
>One friend was so drunk over Halloween, he yelled out "I love Niggers!" down the main ave. Black classmate from earlier heard and got him suspended a week.
>Once KO'd a kid who tried to hit on my mom through Facebook
>Gay friend in the Drama club tried to fuck my cousin from Italy when he came to visit
>Friend left his bag filled with weed in the library after it got locked. Police came in that same day and did a sweep f all rooms except the cafeteria and library
I'll post more soon when I remember more
Holy shit that's amazing. I wish I could've seen it. We made 9/11 out of cheesesticks once, with mozzarella sauce as the flames
>>675360378
I'd love to see it heh~
>>675362417
Nah, i have a job and i'm educated. Stil feeling empty.
>>675362417
Nope. Have been in a constant state of employment since I was 15.
>>675361877
actually, the emperor despised being called a god, but that didn't stop the ecclesiarchy from worshipping him
>>675362276
Don't mention it, man. Basically why I'm here.
Ahh, alright. I always like a bit of foresight with my day, but never was a big tactics guy. Too much self-doubt for decision making, was never good at that.
>Not joking
Holy Christ, you're adorable.
>>675362298
Huh? It's fine, I've been through much worse. Your day going well?
>>675362417
Have a job and I'd say I know a bit about my field. Feels great, aside from that whole depression part of it.
>>675362641
Yeah man, feels bad. Destiny needs to be on PC, just one of those things that would make sense.
Asuka is mine.
>>675362641
Just realized I said more than one heh. Whatever. They're pretty great stories honestly
>>675362417
Currently in school and have a job. Still a bit empty inside, but these threads fill the void
>>675360925
>>675362276
>my life is a joke
>Stocking~
>>675362806
>>675362676
How do you do it? I'm in a small town fresh out of high school and the light is dimming. Like I have work experience, but I can't find a way out and my parents think I'm a loser.
>>675362298
So many people. It's hard to remember without having a one on one conversation before. I'm sorry. Tell me about yourself.
>>675362331
Laughing ensued. People didn't bother getting insulted by me anymore. I had already crushed their weak spirits.
>>675362417
Nope. I go outside for work and school.
>>675362641
I like these stories. Seems like you've had a lot of fun, but i think some quality is lost in speed reading them. Gotta set the stage.
Dat weed story sounds amazing.
>lucky guy.
>>675362298
raped for a law?
>>675361877
if you ever want to crusade on age of empires 2 give me a call
>>675361798
I just might :p
>>675363163
Apply to places. Call the fuckers every day to check up on your resume status. Once employed, be better than your coworkers. You don't have to be bad or good at your job. Just better than your competition.
>>675363142
Adorable.
>Topkek
>>675363012
So they forced it onto him?
>>675363180
Damn.
>>675363328
Age of Empires? I haven't played it, though I heard it was good.
>>675363142
Damn dude...
>End me
Kek'd a bit
>>675363180
Yeah, High school, for as much as I still hate the thought of it, was pretty fun
I'll give some more detailed stories soon. I got a few good ones that will take some time to write
>That dude was fucking lucky. I'll share that story more
>>675363044
>>675363390
Thanks, maybe I'll say at a later date.
I don't wanna get too emotional.
I get ya on the tactical aspect though, I always like having to be cautious and think about decisions
>adorable
Awh, Thank you<3
>>675363163
This >>675363381 or join the army. Works every time.
>>675363142
Frank, what is this?
>>675363650
Show me a certain red-coloured piece of equipment your waifu is carrying.
>>675362141
>favorite vocalist
Serj Tankian
>favorite guitarist
Kurt Cobain (inb4 faggot)
>favorite bassist
Cliff Burton
>favorite drummer
John Dolmayan
>>675363650
Economics teacher once gave out a final where we had to define an controversial economic problem and develop a strategy to fix it. Me and my buddy decided why pick one when you can do all of them? Made a 100 slide powerpoint about how the forced sterilization of the lower classes would solve global warming, crime, education, endangered species ext...
Included with anti-obama propaganda for no reason other than she was pro him and we found out where she lived and included a picture of her house
>got a 90
>10 points off for talking during other peoples presentation
>>675364073
shit forgot a pic
>>675363044
Like always
>Wake up on 4 am
>Work to 12 am
>Take a nap
>Go on 4chan
>monotony
>>675363180
Well there is only one german cv on this threat !
My name is Graf . James Graf
>troubles everyday
>dont know where to start
>>675363328
Never thrust brokers . Just in case do it yourself.
>>675363381
I'm trying. Any advice on the burning emptiness?
>>675363044
Is everyone depressed?
>>675363075
Having someone to talk to is a lot better than nothing. Lost all my friends after high school ended.
>>675363180
Uni?
>>675364315
>Is everyone depressed?
Yes.
>>675364315
>I'm trying. Any advice on the burning emptiness?
If you find a solution to that particular problem, do let me know.
>>675364008
I don't think I could do the army. I have severe panic and anxiety disorders.
>>675364008
The future
>>675362417
>NEET Tomokoposter
Noticed.
>>675361627
I'm sure there are people who enjoy those, It's their waifu, after all.
>Hey there, Kaori anon.
>>675362276
Mine was pretty ordinary, I got back pretty tired but I got to rest a bit, thank you.
>>675364008
I shall respectfully answer your request
>>675364080
Jesus H Christ...
I'm fucking rolling dude. You win
>Mfw best I did was hide a dick photo in the back of a powerpoint. You could only see it if you inverted colors
I got to hear more dude, these are great
>>675364398
>>675364432
Fuuuuuuck
>>675363589
you could say that. since the emperor of mankind was wounded a while back during an event called the horus heresy he now sits on a throne which sustains his slowly decaying body, and now since he doesn't have a say in anything mankind had begun to worship him. warhammer 40k has a lot of lore and i've only scraped the surface in this post.
pic related. it's the emperor as he is currently.
>>675364080
That reminds me when I was asked to do a presentation on how to fix the economy, lets just say it involved a shit ton of communism.
>>675363839
No pressure (do it). Get as emotional as you want, I don't mind.
Yeah, always have to think of every little fucking outcome. And most of the time it's none of those outcomes, great stuff.
>comfort pat
>>675364276
Sounds like a good day to me. Living the dream, brother.
>>675364315
>wake me up
best gun
>>675364526
Desu senpai
>>675364315
I passed depression. I literally can't feel anything. Not love, hate, anger, sadness, joy.. just stoic nothingness.
>>675364432
>Second this
>>675364706
No thanks I'll pass.
I always like that though, you really have to make sure it's what you want to do before doing it.
If not you'll suffer.
>>675364008
Does this count as a red coloured piece of equipment?
>>675364315
I am in university now yes.
I too lost all physical socialization after high school.
>>675364276
Well it sounds like you work a shit ton if you really mean 12 am?
What do you do?
>>675364558
give me a minute
>>675364675
BLASPHEMY!
>>675364276
>James Graf
I think "Graf Zeppelin" is more fitting.
>>675364507
I said the same about me....and now i'm in the Navy....
>>675364514
No, we need this for VR.
>>675364558
And now show me your left boot.
>>675364706
>can't wake up
>>675364661
That must feel bad, knowing that while you are slowly dying that some fucks worship you.
>>675364889
You mean depression?
>>675365004
Aye aye
>>675364986
Oh boy. I'll tell you one after this
>>675364909
Yeah, alright.
That's a bit more specific, but I see what you mean. Can only get stabbed in the back so many times.
>>675365136
>wakes up
>realizes how shitty your life is
>go back to sleep
>>675364986
I got 85/100 for it too, but man was my teacher pissed, hell no one would talk to me for two days because of it. It was worth it.
>>675364889
>I literally can't feel anything. Not love, hate, anger, sadness, joy.. just stoic nothingness.
You are recruited for the Army of the 4th Reich. I'll reserve you a free place.
>>675364986
I dropped out of college. How is your schooling going?
>>675365004
Do you puke a lot?
>>675365264
I'd have to feel sadness to feel depression.
>Standing on the edge
>I'm NUCLEARRRRR
>>675365333
>trips
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocW3fBqPQkU
Ok, your turn then. But first: Show me your right arm.
>>675365493
Only Wednesdays or after 2am on Saturday.
>>675365472
I only feel happiness from time to time and anger, can I also join?
>>675365333
Had to write a final in gym class for some reason. Finished the assignment in like half a page and decided i hated the other gym teacher that worked along side mine. Complained about how that asshole still owes me $7 from the year earlier and refuses to pay it back, how he always comes in late, and i accused him of being to close to the girls locker room if you get my drift.
Got my final back with $7 stapled to the front
>MFW
>>675365432
That's awesome. Fucking with people is always worth it.
>>675365493
Pretty good. Third year almost done doing pre-vet shit that i'll never use. Why did you end up dropping out?
>>675365004
The waifu age is upon us friend
>>675365368
You get my point heh
Thanks for being concerned though man, sorry if I seem hostile
>>675365472
Recruitment, plus a free spot recommendation?
Where do I sign up?
>>675365368
Hey, hand buddy, help me out on this one.
Do you think this is actually
>him?
>>675364884
>>675364706
Not for me at least .. Every time im work , the coopworkers make me angry.
>>675364986
Im working 7-8 every day as warehouseman
>>675365004
>Graf Zeppelin agent 1936
>>675365368
Everyday Hand-kun. Save me from the nothing I've become.
>>675365786
Good luck on your seafaring adventures.
>>675365767
When was the that last feel you felt?
>>675366106
Ooooohhhhhh yaaaaaaa
Shit! I should of known that.
>>675365786
Kebab Removal at its finest
As promised
>>675365934
>Got my final back with $7 stapled to the front
That's fucking amazing. Okay, my turn for a story. Gimme a moment. I can greentext it
>>675366017
Don't mention it, pal. I was a bit pressing, don't blame you. Up to anything right now?
>>675366073
Filename is different. I don't really know, y'all need to make a code word or some shit.
>>675366106
Sorry to hear that, buddy. What do they do?
>>675365841
Sure. I need a commander for my ethnic cleaning task force.
>>675366017
I'll tell you my experiences when i get my Rift.
>>675366034
On the papers No.3, 4, 15 and 34. German bureaucracy ftw.
>>675366106
>only 80% finished
She's just a few miles away from your coast mang. Go for it.
>>675366206
I have a pretty resistant stomach. And i'm sitting in a pretty nice room, so don't worry.
>>675366476
Nice. Ok, your turn then.