tell her to give you a chance

punch her in the balls

Just... mate just, eeem i don't know

Go for the thug life option

a porn

When she says that, she means you could either be her friend or just forget about her and stop being her friend. Simple as that. Tough luck!

She's pretty much saying "I'd rather just be friends, but if you feel like you can't stand to be my friend and nothing more I'll understand"

Exp- 3 year friendzone prisoner. Escaped about 2 years ago.

>>675356704
She doesn't want you, move on. Be friends if you can. Since you are a beta virgin faggot, you'll be 'in love' with her, so you'll need to cut all contact. Find an ugly girl, and tell her you think she's pretty, and fuck her. While you are with her, work out and make yourself generally better with productive hobbies. Then move on to people you are more attracted to.

>>675356704
> "now what?"

confirmed beta cuck. Next time take the wheel and let her play by your rules. Either she is dtf with you or your sorry ass is gone. Confirmed 16 yrs old. Never ever let a woman decide, always offer a solution and fuck her if she does not agree.

But worry not OP, one day you will learn and understand. Never ask what you can do for a girl. Always ask what she can do for you.

http://strawpoll.me/7158202/r

vote you faggots

>>675356704
Tell her to fuck off... If you wanted a relationship and she said no there's no point hanging around her anymore.

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>>675356704
Tell her to get fucked, delete her ass, block her ass, move on with your life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3dp_UTW8RE

>>675356704
Send her a dick pic... With a title like "this is what you're missing bitch"

And then say something like "if you don't want this then I don't want you as a friend"

>>675358491
Seriously this.


Be a dick to her... Honestly women respond to that shit all the time.

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Say that you were interested in something more and you'd prefer to take some space from each other, although staying friends could be possible. Really. Break the habit of being a beta orbiter right now, it's not good for you. Move on.

>>675356704
ruffies m8

I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds...

If dubs text:
Sorry, this is too fucking awkward, im not gonna stick around for this, 1 date with me or i have no time for you.

>>675356704
She doesn't want anything more than friendship
If I were you I'd respectfully tell her you don't think that's possible and move on

Don't do what I did and cling around for a distant hope

>>675356704

here is what you do, tell her "yeah ok we can be friends" then slowly have less and less to do with her, eventually she may come to confront you on it just say "i been busy" start finding other shit to do to keep your mind off her or go for broke and just vanish on her

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The fact that you give a fuck is the problem. a MAJOR KEY to success is to not put all of your eggs in one basket. you gotta hage four more of these on your line bro. never invest in one bitch. start eith about two or 3, and from there work your way up until success

send this then pour a stiff drink for yourself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVrEwCa8nSA

>>675357465
this and same

hope and possibilities if you do not decide to go faster I assure my friend I spend ase 5 years go by it fast

>>675360943
Roll

>>675356704
it would help to know what you said for her to say the first message you dumb prat

>>675360943
Rolling

You go plug in your phone while you watch a movie. Then text her back that you can stay friends

Don't respond. Go no contact. It will drive her crazy. When she texts again whenever it is, keep it short one word answers.

>>675356704
Just walk away. Don't pursue, she's egotistical.

>>675360800
winrar

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>>675356704
>You always have a choice

But she doesn't

>>675362245
Off by one. Fag.

MISSION ABORT OP

she's already screenshoting your chat to a group chat with her friends, stop replying and go about your day

got a picture of Renae?

>>675356704
Just get over her
She probably doesn't even actually want to be friends and if you try your relationship will always be pathetic

hope and possibilities if you do not decide to go faster I assure my friend I spend ase 5 years go by it fast

>>675362086
this makes you a lil whore
>>675360175
you forgot OP is 2cm beta faggot
>>675358491
>how to be alpha
>>675360578
does not work when OP is bets faggot
>>675361699
wise words, the more bitches u talk to the better your chances
>>675362458
i second this

>>675356704

Move on. She didn't put you in no friendzone, she rejected you. It happens. You move on and go on with your life.

>>675356704

She doesn't want a relationship. I've been there. You can stay friends. Its might be weird for you at first, so hang with other friend if you have one. I don't.
Don't make her your only friend. You will only feel bad. I know.

>>675362921
learning how to take rejection is very important but is a skill most beta faggots do not have

>>675363154
That's why we shouldn't keep the idea of the "friendzone" around.

If you want something and the other person doesn't, don't keep pestering them like a creep, move on.

OP, just say.
>"alright thats cool, see ya around."
>leave it at that.
>never make first contact
>be condescending with her whenever you see her.
> Dont be a lil bitch about it.
>Pussy is everywhere.
She will either stop talking to you completely or go out of her way to talk to you. either way is a win for you fuck friend zones. That happened to me once. never again. Now I do it to women, yes you can shits easy.

Never been there never been that beta
She seems to be a bitch though "you allways have a choice" what the fuck you bitch she wants to use you just keep calm and cool be polite and tell her that it is okay and stop texting etc her don't do it in a bad way just don't give a fuck if she wants to text you she can text you and you will respond if you want to but try to find a new girl don't waste time on her

>>675360800
...dude

You can always just go suck dick. Try Eric ;)

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Just do this

For all of you asking for pictures of her...


Maybe

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>>675367131

Don't do it you shit hoe

We all know shes probably a 3 out of 10

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>>675367585
Op just ditch her she's not worth your time

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>>675367710
If u wanna get laid easy then go for the girls who are interested in you not the other way around

You're going to look desperate.