ITT we all live in /b/ manor
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ITT we all live in /b/ manor
Father, may I have some sweet rolls?
Dibs on the room under the stairs
>>675342629
dibs on the pool off to the left
>>675343049
Dibs on naked bathing in our fountain
>>675342497
Nobody touch my PC
I may or may have not backed up the toilet...
>>675342497
Which one of you perverts is fucking me while I sleep???
>>675343334
It was me
What a shitty thread with zero potential.
I'm Juan, the new gardener.
Dubs has to clean bathroom for a week
>>675342497
shitters broken
>>675343246
What's on it anon?
Lawdy, I hope missuh dont go findin me
What's for dinner tonight?
>>675342497
Who the fuck keeps eating the toilet paper?
>>675343724
Put gasoline on it.
It always works
>>675342497
Hi guys.
>>675343838
>>675343433
Probably this bitch.
Or the nigger >>675343760
>>675343550
No that my thing go back to the basement op
>>675343433
Carry on.
>>675343745
MY PORN
>>675344088
Clean the potty, whore.
Who let the dog eat my spaghetti!!!!!!!
It's alright OP. You can come out
>>675344355
When did we get a dog?
>>675342497
U'm going shopping with bill gates's stolen card
>>675343760
You piece of nigger trash. Get back here. You're going to be picking cotton for the next week.
>>675344290
Fuck the pools on fire
>>675344343
What kind?
>>675344409
Op here: Never!
>>675344625
LOLI PORN
toilets free
>>675344691
Get out or I will set this bitch on fire.
>>675344598
New mansion now. I'm tired of sleeping with niggers
>>675344691
I have sensory issues b/c autism, can I come in your room where it's quiet?
>>675344720
Why don't you have a seat right over there
TOP FLOOR CLAIMED FOR FEMANONS ONLY
>>675344355
Fuck your dog, he had the shits all over my bed last night! Unless that was Tom again.
>>675344990
I hide in top floor closet.
>>675344794
I'm never coming out!
Im going to put this poster on my wall
>>675344951
Sure anon come right into the closet with me
I CALL THE ATTIC!
>>675345190
Thanks m8
>>675344990
Lol the top floor is on fire >>675344598
Why are there so many spiders!?
borrowed someones toothbrush
Just a small amount of 13 year olds looking around nervously pretending they don't know why they're there
>>675342497
Dibs on the basement
>>675345449
Because /b/ is really toxic
>>675345449
The spiders are mine.
>>675345465
That's okay, I borrowed your bat.
I just want a gay blowgang with all of you
Any room for my poster?
>>675346127
Sorry, I autismed a little, yeah there's room
In house chef here to help
>>675346360
whatcha cookin good lookin
I'm afraid what may lie behind the door to the dark room... maybe some1 should check there, it probably wont be so bad
>>675344990
Get out of my room
>>675346534
Vegatables
>>675346604
Oh that's just where tumblr lives. Don't go there
Where's the skeet shooting range!? I wanna smash some fucking pots
>>675345945
Oh yay! Another Undertale player!? *hugs anon. I'm you're new twink best friend, Sam! Let's be room mates! I'll do whatever it takes to keep you happy! ; )
Dubs picks the movie we watch tonight
Oh my god....is-is this...CP? G-guys, i have to r-report this...i.....i have to call the police
>>675346970
It's out back
Okay who broke my statue of hitler?! He never did anything wrong to you why would anyone do this!?
WAKE UP
(wake up)
YOU FORGOT TO BRING THE FLOUR TO OUR BAKE OFF
>>675346749
I thought we kick then out. Duds help me get rid of the feminist in the closet I got the gun
>>675347128
Noo they'll condemn the house!
>>675346990
Why don't you come with me out back?
And don't mind the shotgun.
>>675346990
Sure! I fuckin love UT!
The name's Jack
>>675347218
So we could erect a statue of Trump
>>675347240
WHY'D YOU LEAVE THE MEMES UPON THE TABLE?!
Anyone know what this is about in my bathroom?
>>675347278
No. They stay there. We tried calling the cops, but they would not move
Also, lets talk about that watermark
>>675347278
I'll grab the harpoons!
>>675347426
You stick a puppy through it and light in on fire
Guys Coral is back send in the dogs
If anyone hears "screams" coming out of the boiler room, don't worry, that's just the wind.
>>675347426
Big schlong bob went and used that for something
>>675347336
Awesome! What do you want to do first Jack?
>>675347350
No no no we need the statue erected of Tojo because we need to keep the weeaboos at bay
>>675347743
Kill ourselves
Hey guys house inspector here, i'll try to make this is as fast as pos.....Is this CP?
>>675347424
WHY NOT GO AND SHOVE THEM IN THE STABLES
Anyone wanna be the volunteer midget to fire out of the cannon, over the house, and into the swimming pool?
>>675347921
Gotta wait for the barbecue Friday for that.
>>675347961
No lolis here sir!
>>675347604
Will that summon something interesting? If so, my chihuahua did have an unfortunate accident with some mutt down the street.
>>675347495
They are taking all ofor the food in the house there also a smell coming from their
I'm stuck, help me
>>675348072
Ah shit. I guess I'll sleep
theres nothing in common and theres nothing alike forever, i like that fact
>>675348130
So many grammar mistakes, wtf bro go back to school
>>675348116
It'll summon reddit mixed with tumblr moxed with satan
Where are the mods?
I want the attic
Gonna watch some tv
>>675348146
>Up up down down left right left right B A select start
Always works
>>675347542
Hury anon they talking about how man are monster and the door going to give any min now get the fork life
who the fuck ate all the tendies?
>>675347921
erm... no... but I can perform a death scene via ballet for you! I'm in this cool production, it's about the holocaust. Come watch anon, it's hilarious!
>>675348704
Tendies 4 thomas
>>675348657
Forget that there's too many of them! GRAB A BIGGER GUN
>>675348755
Sure. Why the hell not
>>675348657
anon's broken. Can we get a new one?
ALOHA SNACKBAR
Get the fuck out you freaks I'm claiming this manner for myself, I will have you removed one way or another, don't make this painful.
