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>>675342044
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuHJHs_NF6s
i want dubs
>>675343668
rly this is fucked up
Laugh at this
>>675342747
Did not expect that.
>>675347212
>9gag
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
>>675348562
That's not the Justice League, you twat.
>>675348795
lost
>>675348795
Lost
>>675346426
hahaha
fucking this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-A_mGILLh5Q
>>675349761
it's called anti-jokes
>>675347035
shes mashing his potato
>>675342044
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuHJHs_NF6s
>>675349553
I don't get these why?
>>675347212
>>675349931
Must be bait because otherwise that is the stupidest thing I have heard.
Fuck these niggers lets hardcore
>>675347212
>9gag
kys
>>675349809
hehe lost
>>675350464
Jew cunts
>>675350319
i assure you
anti-jokes are real
>>675350550
captcha wants palm trees...
>i gave it cookies
Try me faggots:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ziFS3irWEG
>>675350862
try it niglet
>>675349809
Fuck outta here with this faggot shit
>>675349993
nice trips
gave me gud laugh
>>675350464
Nice ass
>>675350550
Good skills
>>675349993
lost. kop tek
>>675350815
got something for you too
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cwrkw3hfSdM
>>675351108
My favorite comic
>>675349993
Hahaha wtf is he not wearing underwear?
>>675351276
Oh, why the fuck did I even click on this...
>>675350319
>13 year old confirmed
>>675350815
It can be called talent but also autism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuHJHs_NF6s
>>675350464
Sauce
>>675351426
it's called "freeballin"'
>>675350815
thats actually not bad
>>675348562
That's the suicide squad faggot
>>675349809
Every time I watch this and I get to the 19 second mark...........
>>675349809
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that this man is a homosexual
>>675349993
the level of burst his genitals come flying out of his pants just astounds me.
>>675352312
i fucking died of keking
>>675350130
They must be like the cancer banana I assume.
>>675351160
fag
>>675349761
I get the first one.
>>675346010
This is fucked up?
Are you new here?
>>675346010
fuck off faggot
>>675352666
YOU are fag
>>675350815
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ziFS3irWEG
was bretty good minus that laugh at the end.
>>675349980
And his mum
>>675351426
the balls slip out from the side, woman
>>675351160
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>>675349809 this is the gayest gay that ever gayed
>>675352750
fAGGOT
>>675349942
KEK
>>675351160
Why do you have this picture?
>>675351703
I really really like this picture
>>675353300
You nigger, thats not how watermelon works
>>675343668
This is so offensive
>>675347451
Don't suck his duck then tell him not to bust in you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcxTori8fNk
wut
>>675342044
i like to dress up as CP
not everybody thinks that its cool, but i finally met a girl who thinks im a 10/10 would bang like bam in my CP suit.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.
once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tgwFpMA61c
>>675345127
You won't get them. But I will.
>>675348041
>undertale
>>675353888
Oh SHIT i got TRIPS. Undertale confirmed to be a gey game.
Still haven't lost
>>675349993
That's just good planning on his part.
>>675349809
he obviously needs singing lessons but that honestly wasn't a bad song overall. ignoring the faggotry, he was pretty good. i could see him doing great on broadway or some shit. he needs to ditch that hat, though [it looks like a chef hat or something]
>>675354234
what game and where can I get it?
>>675348795
lost,going for round 2
>>675354444
Quads!
Free ITunes Account From Little Kid With Moms Credit Card
[email protected]
Minecraft24
>>675354004
>i got trips
okay faggot stop pretending to be me
>>675346853
lost.
>>675354444
Search oculus rift
>>675354444
Underrated quads
>>675354444
QUAAAADS
>>675353309
the gayest thing since gay came to gaytown?
>>675354444
shit i got quads what
>>675355019
What else? That just gets me the headset.
>>675355205
Maybe.
>>675355278
I don't believe it myself. I've never even gotten dubs!
>>675353888
Trips of truth! Checked.
>>675349809
FUCKING LOST
>>675354152
what is going on in this?
>>675354590
I'm Spartacus
Sega Saturn uses quads
>>675342044
This made me laugh so fucking hard.
http://frtyb.com/go/gQ0i_bAaEj/Mymom
>>675355444
trips confirming the trips of truth!
>>675355444
double checked
what is this magic dubs trips and quads thread?
>>675352147
Should have turned the dog around so God's finger was in his butthole.
>>675355655
triple checked and confirmed, undertale is gay
>>675354648
Portentous! But Descartes was a faggot, so your point is null.
>>675355574
i know i should't really open these links
but im glad i don't actually have any webcams
>>675349809
>mfw he hits those high notes
This place is not for fun.
>>675348795
Lost hahaha
>>675354152
wtf is this?
>>675355444
Oh shit
>>675345680
literally cumming to this
>>675343668
There is not a single one of these comics that's funny
>>675345680
I don;t get it
>>675354499
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>675353900
lost hard!
enjoy
>>675347372
Lost
>>675354589
Looks like I get free music. Danke anon.
>lives in cali
FUCKIN LOST M8
>>675352989
He's clearly not wearing any underwear
>>675355473
Is a video from the deep, they removed his arms and placed them on his legs
>>675355473
>>675356495
Cheap therapy for cerebral palsy
>>675349809
toppest of keks
>>675355441
The gods of dubs work in mysterious ways
check'em btw
>>675350280
>9GAG
>>675350862
This video is a fake. I found the original somewhere else. What kind of dog spontaneously combusts
>>675357066
Oh my fucking god. There is the deep web for that you moron
>>675358977
Isis had a few of them
>>675347712
Every time I see this, I imagine it's the giraffe talking and I laugh my ass off
>>675352666
Kek Satan picking on gay bois
>>675348074
More Don Roach
>>675359326
virgin fag here, are girls really like this, can experienced anons confirm?
>>675349942
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hcSpSC8T0M
i really really really like this thread
>>675359558
Some, not most but more than you'd think
>>675360478
me too
>>675360478
me too :-D
>>675359558
3/4 times its true
Always read the situation though.
Never tell a girl she is a slut/whore etc. first time you fuck her, then you have a crying girl in your arms and are kinda responsible for that.
Also protip:
If you know a girl watches porn you can do whatever the fuck you want to her and she will get used to it/deal with it and think it's hot after a time.
>>675360484
but like, are there girls that really get disgusted at being mistreated and really dont like it?
also girls that like being treated like shit and also dont hide it?
>>675359558
Some are
>>675359558
my girl is super feminist, almost feminazi and she almost left me when i said to her that i was gonna give it to her rough.
but that only goes with words, in action im super dominant i stick my fingers in her mouth choke her while we fuck grab her by the hair while she sucks my dick, etc... it seems that only words offend her
idk what the fuck is wrong with girls but im surely not the one that will unravel the msitery
>>675360757
If you find a girl like that, this helpful gif will guide you through the calming process.
>>675360757
You only say stuff like that when you fuck them, if you have dinner and you say "give me the pepper whore" you are in a world of trouble/no more gf
>>675361187
>675361187
but like, there are also girls that will get mad even if you say that to them while you fuck them right??
also i imagine there are girls that are good only for a fucking and not for gf
>>675360757
everyone is different. So yeah some girls won't like certain stuff. Come on.
>>675361360
See >>675361124
Notice how the female is submissive after the calming process?
>>675361187
Lel
>>675359193
Made me lose
>>675348675
Get the fuck out of here newfag
>>675361360
Sure but most of the times they tell you they don't like it and it's not a big deal.
And if they do NEVER say " I thought you like it". Just say sorry. Nothing else.
Also, get the fuck out of here and get yourself some pussy ffs
Make your own experiences. Travel the world (best way to fuck around)
>>675361187
>
haha, i imagine some virgin underage faggot that comes here for advice on girls and when he finally goes out with the ugliest girl of her class he says "pass me the salt you fucking whore cumduster meathole" in front of her parents
and then the girls father would be thinking "ha, classic rookie mistake"
>>675362105
>fail
>>675362105
lol man wouldn't that be funny xd
>>675362211
but my mother said its more important to have fun than to succed
>>675362105
>ha, classic rookie mistake
rofl
>>675354370
>[it looks like a chef hat or something]
It's called a shower cap, genius
>>675362423
this is your mother Im sorry I told you that I was drunk please honey get you farther gun and just end it
>>675359558
Dont listen to these faggots: ALL of them are. if you're not man enough to bring out her inner filthy slut, kys.
>>675362618
how can i get my gun if its farther, every time i try to reach it its farther away, its like a magical gun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPbaNQ7RKPM
>>675349809
he's shit at the beginning but he gets better later on
>>675354317
thats why they all still live in mud huts
>>675363763
That's the joke.
>>675348419
top kekkles
>>675350862
did he actually die? i'm woried
>>675349809
It was actually pretty good you fucking autists
>>675356592
You must have a real shit sense of humor then
>>675358364
EXECUTED WITH IMPUNITY
>>675366317
buckets.
>>675359093
As did Russia
>>675352893
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