>>675340821
I hate myself.

>>675341293

Why is that?

>>675340821
last night i accidentally clicked a dropbox link in a kikchatroom sent by some stranger and i thought it was YLL but it was'nt. lets just say it was about a baby and a grown man.

I cant get it out of my head. I know its happening all over the world and that i should just try not to think about it but... dat child crying and shit... fuck...

>>675340821
I still think theres still hope for Tumblr.

>>675340821
i dont have the balls to kill myself

>>675340821
I'm going to die alone.

I started talking to this girl but I'm pretty sure she's already fucking friendzoned me

I'll never fuck a redhead

>>675340821
I love her
She doesn't love me

>>675341648
I have work to do with a deadline coming closer and closer.
Also I cannot get the girl i like even though she likes me aswell.
tl;dr I suck

>>675342112
Friendzone is a myth
Remember that

>>675341686

Sorry to hear this, anon. Is it in your head still because of it being recent or is it stuff of nightmares? Maybe (just maybe) it would be distracting to do some mild exercise (walking, jogging, or the likes). I don't know tho, I'm just trying to help.

>>675341771

What exactly do you mean? Being policed by the hordes of the PC?

>>675341908

Why would you want to kill yourself?

>>675342098

Why do you think that? And how old are you? Not judging, just curious.

>>675342112

How long have you two known each other? If it's not long, there may be hope. Or not, what do I know?

>>675342157

I believe in you, anon.

I'm a habitual liar. Idk why I do it. It's like a natural reaction. I lie about everything. Half of the lies are trivial as fuck. Now I've screwed myself so far into a corner from the lies, I'm not sure if I can rebound this time.

I fucking hate fat people

>>675341908 (You)
>>675342417
Why would you want to live?

>>675342451
kek

I cheated on my only girlfriend and got herpes and gave it to her. Now everyone I know thinks I'm a scumbag and I have nothing in life to give me purpose

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I'm contemplating whether to fap

>>675341908
Took the words right out of my mouth.

I put 400 down on a car a week ago. I still don't have it. I'm sure I'll have it soon but I've started having doubts. It's irritating.

How does one remove this anonymous pecks/tits off this chest?

I love her, but she deserves someone better than me.

I fucking give up with girls. I've had it. I have important exams. My parents have started fighting. My mother possibly has depression. Life's great.

>>675342932
Why is that? Does she even want someone better?

>>675342182

I feel you, anon. Is she a friend, or have you known her for a long time? What's the story?

>>675342316

I get that feeling. For your deadline, have you tried to assign yourself a little bit of work everyday and try to keep up with the schedule, instead of trying to do everything at once? And what's the story with the girl? Just curious.

>>675342451

Why is that?

>>675342637

Sorry to hear, anon. Everyone makes mistakes. I don't know how to help, but I can listen if you want to talk. How did that go?

>>675342719

There's great stuff at /gif/.

>>675342888

I'm not sure I understand. Are you saying you paid 400 for a car and you still don't have it? Sorry for being dense.

>>675342932

Why do you think you are not worthy? Would you care to tell the story behind this?

I'm lying to my parents, siblings, girlfriend, her parents, her siblings. They all think I'm enrolled in school and looking.for a job when in reality I don't wake.up until 3pm every day and play smash bros/zombies until 2Am then the cycle repeats. Just the other day my father approached me and have me.a hug saying how proud he is of me. My girlfriend is in law school out of state and I feel like this unproductive waste of space. Often times when I'm driving.I'll get chills and shiver when I think about everyone I'm lying.to. yet I continue to do this. Everyday. I talk to my GF about fake assignments I pretend to write papers. Fuck me man

>>675340821
I am a massive socialite and too all my friends I am known jokily as the biggest stoner they know, i wear the badge rather proudly as nobody would know this through first impressions. its a common ground that I base a lot of my humour and identity off especially when interacting with friends (pretty sure I am autistic as it took me so long to learn how to act normal and all of my social skills are based through psychological research) and I have to hide the fact that my more than a gram a day (college day, weekends anywhere between 3-8g) is affecting me quite badly, I feel addicted too it and mentally troubled but cannot let go of the drug for fear of losing many people out of my life i have worked hard to bring in.

>be 26
>single dad
>getting opportunity for free fuck
>decline to have an evening off and play vadya
>not sure how I feel about it
>also my dad died last summer - miss him as fuck

I'm on my holiday in my home country with my gf, but I'm meeting my best friend on friday, I will stay for the night at her place. I want to fuck her.

Just want to kill myself but I don't have enough balls to do it

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>>675343285
Honestly it's not that bad. The herpes sucks cause I have no ambition to talk to girls because of it. I just take life day by day. It'd be nice to get sum puss tho

>>675340821
I love her so much, but I'm so confused about how she feels about me. Sometimes we're so close, other times so far away.

>>675340821
I can't get a GF

>>675342417
This anon >>675342098
I'm literally the friendzone incarnate.

>>675340821
I drank piss from a bottle last saturday night while being drunk assuming it was beer. Aftet that the guy told me he has aids... am I fucked?

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>>675340821
This thread couldn't have come at a better time.
>These FUCKING lazy-ass roommates. Honestly, I gave them 2.5 months to put in a work order to get the microwave handle fixed, and NONE of them did it. So of course, I had to put it in yesterday, and it was fixed by today. Seriously, they'd rather wait until the END of the semester, and have us ALL charged for it, rather than just reporting it now and getting it fixed for free. Fucking dumbasses.
>My GOD, I hate that bitch in my linguistics class. I'm not normally a violent person, but that...*woman* has the voice and personality that makes me want to smash her fucking head in with a tire iron until either the tool is bent or her brains spill out. Jesus fucking Christ.
>For this Mother's Day, I want to buy my mom the Moon. Unfortunately, I can't even afford a moon rock.
>Fucking Muslims, man. They'd better stay the hell away from Japan though.
>Looks like I need another coat of neosporin down there.
>Seems like every time I think I got some money, something else needs to be fixed, replaced, or purchased. Fuck.
>God, I hope that bitch isn't in my Fall semester classes.
That's pretty much it, for now.

>>675343182

Great for you, anon. Once you get your priorities straight, it all goes smooth. Kudos to the will to move on. Still, you wanna talk about that situation at home? I'm listening, if you want.

>>675342428
Do you not know why do you lie? Have you tried to talk about it to a professional? I hate when someone gives me these kind of answers, but I think there's a name for compulsive lying.

>>675343332

How did the lying start? Have you tried to talk about this with someone else? I don't really know what to say about this, but there's always a solution.

>>675343349

I am quite dense today, so forgive me if I don't get you, but, you are saying that you are a social pothead and it's starting to get addictive, right? I get the situation, I've known a few guys with similar story, but I don't know hot to help. But I am sure that you wouldn't lose everyone for trying to quit the excessive smoking.

>>675343538

Well, that doesn't seem necessarily bad. Sorry about your dad. How's everything holding up? Is it difficult to be a single dad?

>>675343619

Question is: do you intend to do it?

>>675344020

Glad to see you're kind of holding up. Well, at some time you'll be fine and will get pussy, right?

>>675344331

With that attitude, maybe. >>675342341
Srsly tho, any specific reason?

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damn...I was planning to come in here and bitch about every porn thread being ruined by traps and shit dicks, but then I saw people posting actual problems. uh...pic related?

I have the greatest girlfriend in the world. She's gorgeous and caring and would do anything for me.
I want to break up with her and I honest to god have no idea why.

I miss my ex-fiancé

>>675343285
>I get that feeling. For your deadline, have you tried to assign yourself a little bit of work everyday and try to keep up with the schedule, instead of trying to do everything at once? And what's the story with the girl? Just curious.
Well I will probably get my essay done, it's just taking so long because I can't focus...

If you really care I will greentext a short version
>be me
>meet girl, 9.5/10, I instantly fall in love (not only because of her looks)
>she seems to like me back, we have some good time but never alone, always with other people
>fast forward few days
>Meet her at a party, she is with her friends, I am with mine
>Have some smalltalk
>After a while I don't see her anymore
>See her outside kissing this guy I never saw before
>she has a bf, never told me
>ohfuckmylife.jpg
>get blackout drunk, can't remeber the next hours
I got over her pretty quickly, at least thats what I thought. We didn't talk for a while, fast forward a few months
>she messages me
>she lives pretty far away from me now
>we have some dates, the best I ever had
>I still see her in the arms of this dude whenever I close my eyes

I know that everyone has a past and I wouldn't really mind if I wasn't that shocked when I found out. Also she lives so far away that a relationship is fucking difficult. That's keeping me from living my own life.

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>>675343852
If you post a live feed here you'll get plenty of encouragement.

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i wanna burn all the niggers

My life is too good atm so that i dont really care about college. Its just like "well, i guess im gonna study a few years longer, my rich grandparents pay for it anyways", so my grades suffer.
Fuck my life

>>675345300
well, there must be somethong bothering you. The problem might be with you having trouble being commited. Maybe you want more uncertainty in your life.>>675345300

I miss my b's.

>>675345300
as Dr cox says, you might be just scared of attachment newbie

>>675345514
Why? Just half of em is a good start right?

I really want to kill someone and eat them.

I'm trying to lose weight and it takes too fucking long. Lost 8kgs so far and I wanna lose another 15. I fucking hate me for eating like a pig the last years.

Religion bothers me, like why does it exist?

>>675345900
Change your self image from bad to better, than try gettin it to best

im not afraid of being commited. I was with my ex for 4 years. took a year off, when i felt i was over my ex i started dating my current girlfriend. clearly im an idiot i just cant figure out why.

>>675345900
You already lost 8kgs so what you are doing is obviously working. Doesnt that motivate you?

>>675346175
Post pic of your gf. Maybe she is the problem...

>>675340821
how people want change but dont want to work 4 it

>>675345900
This is me, I know how you feel

>>675346437
I couldnt agree more

I kind of want to go on the deep web and see what's so bad about it but I'm kind of scared.

>>675346338
yes, ofcourse. I'm not stopping or giving up hope or anything. Just angry I let myself end up like this.

My foreskin is bothering me. It's tight and I want it to retract so right now I'm just pulling it back as far as I can every 5mins

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>25m
I want to dump my gf of 2 years so I can fuck around.
She's really sweet and cute...even marriage material.
Don't have the balls (yet) to break her heart.

>>675346697
I had a phimosis aswell. It takes a while, don't try to widen it on a single day or it will only hurt! Give it some weeks or even months

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>>675346766
you scumbag. why?

>>675346766
Then don't.. Fool around with her

Been lurking for a long time in 4chan but never actually posted so I can't greentext.

I was raised in a country different from the one I was born in. From elementary to high school I was kinda popular, befriending everyone, not being a bully/bullied, often had the best grades.
I had no interest in girls because of religion.
In the last year of high school or so I started noticing that I would not feel comfortable if a girl is talking to me, and I started to find myself ugly as fuck.
I had 3 really close friends with whom I shared everything, so I could always appreciate their company when I'm not in school : life is kinda good at this point.
However I moved with my parents in a different city (same country but I moved 1000 km).
I got in a college in this new town, but my anxiety when put in situation where I had to socialize got worse.
I found friends from the same culture, but I find most of them too hot blooded for me.
I don't have the energy/the will to find other friends, and I miss my old life/friends.

>>675346953
I have actually got half say now and it don't hurt much it feels strange mode than hurts then j leave it but when I start to harden I can feel it lol

>>675346697
Mine was teared (umm cut? how the fuck you say that in english) well into the 4-5 year I was having regular sex. Just out of nowhere. If you want to avoid the bloody mess and the whole trip to the ER, just go to a doctor now anon.

It was no biggie but yh.

The most recent time I was happy was when people said nice things to me in a "everyone be nice until trips" thread

>>675340821
thewoman i love is shallow and thinks everyone hates her, i've shown her otherwise with friend fam even introduced her 2 new ppl different ideas... its taxing mentally but she never gave up on me so i cant abandon her

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My existence

a miniscule part of me has pedophilic tendencies and it terrifies and disgusts me and makes me want to die

I sometimes have thoughts of hurting or killing people that I care about and I feel like it fucks up the vibes that I give off and I don't know how to just not have those thoughts

>>675347221
I think I will be okay from just stretching :)

I don't want people to be sad. I want to help them getting over what is bothering them. I want to love my life so much that it willv spread to other people. But my life is not enjoyable right now. I don't know if I should try to change that what makes me sad for it is likely the reason for other people to be sad or if I should overcome my sadness and encourage others to do the same.

I like her and she likes me, but I feel like I'd hold her back for she is like a goddess with her goals racing towards her, and I'm just average guy trying to get a better job

>>675340821
My parents are ashamed of me. I've been out of the house for 7 years now. I have a well-paying job and nice apartment, but I've never had a gf. The truth is that I've been dating a trap. Her name is Sophia and I met her in the 9th grade. She was a boy then. Been dating her since senior year. I'm hoping she'll move in with me soon. Never told parents about her. My dad would separate us.

>>675340821
I'm in love with my best female friend.

>>675344557
Just in case this isn't a troll post: I think you can't get AIDS from piss. Maybe the guy was just fucking with you. Anyways, you can always do some research.

>>675344659
Happy to get a timing with you.
>Can you change roomates? Or is there a friendship to mantain? Have you seriously talked to them about these problems?
>What a bitch. I hope she isn't in any more classes with you.
>What if you buy anything moon related? A moon-shaped lamp, a visit to an astronomy museum... Just throwing dumb ideas to you.
>Skin problems much?
>Money flies away so fast, I get you.

>>675345300
Sorry to hear that, anon. Do you have, like, no idea at all? That's weird. Would you care to elaborate?

>>675345348
What's the story? Aside from the distant relationship stuff (I can totally understand), are you saying that you are still shocked by the boyfriend reveal months ago? Not judging, just curious. Is there anyway to be closer in the foreseeable future?

>>675345655
What exactly do you mean by "life's too good"? By context, it just seems you're talking about your social life (no judging, just curious).

>>675345692
B's?

>>675345900
As >>675346338 said, whatever you're doing works. Try to change your look, maybe it gets you motivated.

>>675346175
Are you >>675345300? In that case, I really have no idea what to tell you, but I am here if you want to elaborate. Why did you break up with 4-year-gf?

>>675346609
Just be wary and be sure when to stop. Some things cannot be unseen.

>>675346697
Maybe you need a circumcision.

>>675346766
But do you love her? Is it just because you want to fuck around or is there something else? Not judging, just curious.

>>675346983
I am so sorry to hear that, anon. Do you still keep in touch with your best friends? I know from experience that it seems impossible to befriend people after the first year of career, but don't give up. Friends always come your way.

>>675344811
I have no idea why I lie so much. To be honest, I don't even realize I do it half of the time. It's like a natural response. And it's to the point, I've lied about my past so much that I can't even tell what memories are real and what's a constructed story.

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>>675347831
>Can't change roommates at this point in the semester. Also, haven't said so much as two words to any of them all year. Fuck 'em. They think I'm going to become an active shooter anyway.
>Agreed.
>I could, but still broke.
>Eczema, yes.
>Yeh...

>>675340821
My sister let me take pics of her in a tight bikini but won't let me take anymore.
http://frtyb.com/go/gQ0i_bAaEj/Lilsis

>>675340821
Well op since you asked.
There is this girl i really like and who i really have fallen for. When i had meet her she had a boyfriend so i wasnt really hitting on her. But now she broke up with him for 3 moths now. I think she likes me to because she tries to make me laugh and tries to irritate me. Talks to mo daily. But i am to much of a beta to ask her if she does. What do you advice me to do op

I want to kill...

>>675346954
It's been on my mind for a couple of months, haven't cheated cause I think it's dishonest.
As backstory, growing up I used to be the typical edgy /b/tard that had zero success with women.
Time passes, I got fit, got money and lost the social autism... so for the first time in my life women throw themselves at me.
It's a shallow dream, I know it, but I feel some kind of guilt for not taking advantage of my hard earned progress.
Having mental splinters for those lost chances.
I feel like an asshole.

>>675346971
What do you mean anon? As in reigniting the fire?

>>675347831
>But do you love her? Is it just because you want to fuck around or is there something else? Not judging, just curious.

I do feel I've passed the honeymoon phase about a year ago. really enjoy being with her, but it kind of bothers me that she's kind of mentally mediocre. She's not very curious and has a wagecuck mentality.
The mother of my children's greatest asset must be her mind.

I can't talk to the girl I'm really into right now. Even though she sits next to me. We "talk" casually, but I have no idea how to actually flirt, she laughs at my jokes and stuff and she might be giving off vibes. But I dont even know, I'm always paranoid about things like this, which is why I never do anything about it.

a family member is getting married and i'm expected to go but it's gonna clash with another event of mine
but i haven't seen them in a long time so now i can't decide

I want to kill myself next week, but I'm scared that I'll end up pussying out. I don't even know how to buy a rope from a store without looking suspicious

>>675340821
I cant grow the balls to even talk to this Girl i like.
we have been in the same school for 5 yrs and in a few months we will do our xams and go our separate ways.
I dont know if ill SEE her ever again

Help me /b/ I dont even know what to do.

>>675347831
yes I do keep in touch with them, but talking from time to time on facebook is shit.
I have trouble waking up and going to college, I take most of the week days off and lie in bed all day watching streams,, I'm starting to feel like a human garbage, which depresses me even more because I used to always be first...

I broke up with my ex of 4 years because she was a bridesmaid at my sisters wedding. oh and she fucked two of the groomsmen the night before the wedding. i dont think my trust issues are that severe, worst case i worry if my girlfriend goes out drinking with her friends but i dont involve her with my fears.

My god normal fags are fucking retarded!!

>>675348611
Walk in buy what you need and buy it don't think about it, but don't kill yourself or anyone or anything

>>675344557
How much did you drink? I doubt youre fucked though, the liquid has to enter your blood stream

^let me kill you!

I keep spending most of my money on meth and booze.

>>675347353

Sorry to hear, anon. How long have you known her?

>>675347383

Is it perpetually or just "random thoughts"? I myself sometimes get the thought of hurting or pedophilia, but it's just random "flashes". I think that, as long as it doesn't become real, there is not much need to worry. You could always talk about it with a professional.

>>675347497

From experience (mine and friends), I can tell that it doesn't seem that bad to repress for a moment your feelings for someone else, but in the long run, you'll need to take care of you or you won't be able to take care of others. Is there anything specific happening in your life that makes you sad?

>>675347599

So sorry to hear that. I don't know what to say, but I can listen. That seems a beautiful story.

>>675347525

If she likes you, there should be no bounds. If she's a goddess racing towards the star and yet she likes you, you must believe that you are a shining sun and everything can be accomplished.

>>675347691

Are you m or f? Want to tell the whole story?

>>675348077

I am so sorry to hear that. I don't know what could I say to help, but I can listen.

>>675348188

Keep it real, son.

>>675348284

Well, I am actually another beta, but from the safe distance of the screen it seems that the logical step would be to ask her to do stuff together. If you already do stuff together, then a formal date. Ask another one to be sure.

>>675348375

Why is that?

>>675348402

It seems that you actually don't see a future with her. Then you should stop fooling around and break up. But I admit I cannot advise you how.

>>675347831
It's the deep web anon here, that's what I'm really scared about
1. If i become too curious and go too deep and hurting myself mentally as a result of what i see
2. If i accidentally comes across something which changes the way i see things
3. Worst of all if I'm scared of all the thing that go on there but at the same time want to see more....

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My gf doesn't even fuck with me anymore. I think I'm worst in bad.

For a solid month now I've wanted to kill myself every day. I'm not coming up out of this episode and they don't usually last this long

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>>675340821

Thanks to my brain tumor and all the treatments i will never be the same, physical, mentally and emotional.

I hate you

>>675349510
me too man

>>675349300
fag

>>675349293
>>675347691
I'm M. And shes this girl i've been hanging out with for about 2 years now. We tell eachother everything. She isn't really that good looking (6/10, maybe 7), and I haven't been interested in her like that until recently. But for the past few month or two she's all I can think about. Idk what to do

i almost dropped silver 2, i think i wont be gold anymore

>>675349293
OP you seem to be a good human being, nice to see that this exists on here. Keep your attitude up!
Love from the guy that hast an essay to write and hates himself!

>>675349821
you're a fucking faggot for being so conscious about rank
whatever, have fun with your rat race

I have a long distance (of sorts) relationship with my girl and I can only see her once a week, and I'm not getting enough affection from her. I can't shake the thoughts of wanting to cheat on her

>>675340821
Muslims

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Why do girls fucking avoid me just because im fat is it that fucking discusting? But is not because im socially awkward because i have a somewhat ease for making friends.(pic is me)

>>675348918
Kek, wouldn't hurt anyone. And the thing is, I don't need anything else. I don't know what else to buy to make it not look awkward

>>675349454
What kind of tumour?

>>675348577

Could someone who is not a beta like me help this guy out? I am sorry, I am a beta loser and flirting is another plane of existence for me. But you must have hope.

>>675348608

Which event? With this description, sounds like the marriage might be more important, being family and that... or not. Could you elaborate?

>>675348803

I hope someone else helps you, because I am a beta faggot. But if in a few months you'll part ways, maybe (just maybe) you could simply try to ask her for a date. If she says no, she'll still go away.

>>675348876

Sorry to hear that. Could you afford to go see your friends? Maybe that's what you need.

>>675348882

That seems wise. But then, there's still no explanation for your case... sorry I can't help. But I can listen.

>>675349235

Maybe you need to seek specialized help. At least for the meth stuff.

>>675349300

If you don't think you could handle stuff that may casually appear, maybe simply you're not ready for it.

>>675349331

Sorry to hear. Why is that?

>>675349454
tough luck, how does it affect you mentally tho ?

>>675349293
>It seems that you actually don't see a future with her. Then you should stop fooling around and break up. But I admit I cannot advise you how.

I guess you're right mate, she has made some progress in things like paying dinner, driving to my place...little stuff. I had to teach her that a relationship is a team and one should not drag the other. I have some hope she'll get better with time but that must be wrong, trying to change someone instead of accepting, you know?
Fuck...

>>675350133
First of all you need to shave, that will help

My fucking phones proximity sensor is being a motherbfucker

>>675350133

Beta/10

would schoolshoot with you

>>675340821
I got heartburn and im tired

>>675349961
Wood V spotted

>>675350213
Yeah, that's what I've been thinking too. That and also The permanent images that might stay in my mind forever. I'll just stick with the surface web

>>675350339
Oh yea but im in vacations, i keep it shaved.

>>675342182
Damn daniel

>>675350133
dude, it really doesn't matter to girls how you look at a certain point. They're not us. They love us for different reasons.

Really what they're attracted to is men being men. Be your actual self. You're probably a funny motherfucker, plus you're smarter because you're a man.

Listen to Patrice O'Neal about women. He was a fat black bastard that got chicks. His advice is sage. The Black Phillip Show changed my life.

https://www.youtube.com/user/CultOfBlackPhillip

>>675350459
alpha male pro csgo guy spotted! steer clear guys!

>>675350133
>shave
>lose weight
>new hair cut
>smile goddamnit

Most important of all, forget women...stop trying to conquer them...you must attract not seduce.
They smell the desperation...stop focusing on your defects when people are around.
Just keep a light hearted conversation.

>>675350213

I'm kinda afraid of going there and seeing them, I have lost a lot of confidence in myself and I don't wanna spoil my good memories (which will happen if I don't find their company as enjoyable as it used to be)...

Idk if I'm beta or what, I've been dating a girl who I've been friends with for a year and a half now and I already know that I love her. But I don't know if I should say it yet, maybe she doesn't love me... Idk

This girl Im mad feelin is moving to Switzerland in the summer and I wanna hit her up. I usually have no problem with girls cause I have a pretty good alpha-disguise, but shes different. She seems kinda beta herself, and it throws me off. I figure this is the best place to look for help.

ayy lmao im a gay cuck

I'm a lazy piece of shit that's going to fail out of college and will probably end up killing myself but I have to get laid first tho

>>675343349
I know what thats like man. Just trust me, its way more fun if you only do it rarely. Buy like a dub when you really feel like smoking, like maybe to kick off weekends or something. And you wont lose friends if you stop smoking, thats just you trying to rationalize not kicking this habit. Best of luck man

>>675351020
>Idk if I'm beta or what
If you're worried about being a beta then you're already too far gone

The fucking faggots who think they can talk shit about me.

I'm a fat fuck (270lbs). I was about 320 this time last year. Got really motivated to work out and eat right and then got lazy again.

It's my own damn fault that I got this fucking disgusting in the first place but I just keep fucking up and eating shitty food and not exercising.

>>675350339
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>>675350835
>>675350957
Thanks for the feedback

A girl I was obsessed with in high school just moved into an apartment and got a job in the city I live in. I tried to contact her when she first arrived around a month ago to visit but she ignored me...today I drive by her job and looked in the window and saw her, and I think (know) she recognized me..
Fuck man, why couldn't I have just driven another way, or just not looked like a fucking stalker, she probably is going to get a restraining order out on me... I can't get her out of my head I'm such a fuckin freak

GUYS, Yes i might be a fag for feeling like this, but everything thats happened in Paris and Brussels...I'm kind of scared what the world will come to....Are there bigger things to come?

>>675340821

> long term relationship
> soon will be apart for a long time
> probably could get with a few other girls, even know a few that would be down already
> probably too big a pussy to follow through
> worst part is I hope she has more guts than me, one of us should be getting laid

Fucked over all my friends

My gf is 2 months pregnant and my family dont know and my mom and dad will kill me

>>675351477
Story?

really like a guy, he keeps ignoring me, wish he would talk to me more since he claims to like me back.
>hes a fucking scrub

Sometimes when I see pictures of dicks on here I linger, I don't get turned on but I'm curious, I'm pretty sure I'm not gay but who knows

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No matter what choices I make in life I'm going to end up destroying my family. And even if I change my name and move away what I'll do will eventually circle back to them.

Life the ups and downs are beginning to be too much and I cause it all no matter how much of a normi they say I am I'll never be

>>675340821
Should have told her.

I miss my dog so god damn much. I wish I never yelled at her that day.

>>675350213
>Maybe you need to seek specialized help. At least for the meth stuff.

Nah, it's not fucking me over other than health wise, but it'd be nice to have some saved up money. I still work a full time job and pay bills.

>>675340821
Gf wants to be more a part of my life, dont want her to meet my crazy parents

>>675351585
I got some if them involved with stuff they never even knew about, now I'm shunned, and rightfuly so. I don't even know why I did it

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i dub too much

Why does she not love me?

>>675349684

I am so sorry to hear that. Is there really no explanation for those sudden feelings? Life is weird.

>>675349949

Thank you for your kind words, anon. Everything will be well.

>>675349969

Do you love her?

>>675350133

I've been in that situation and these words infuriated me like the flames from hell but: to get love from others, you must first love yourself. Learn to respect and forgive yourself.

>>675350302

We're here to listen if you want to talk, anon.

>>675350498

Glad that I've been helpful for once.

>>675350979

At some point you'll have to get some "help" (not medical, but going out or returning to your friends). I don't know what else to advise you, but everyone needs to be in touch with people. If anything, we're here to listen.

>>675351020

Like someone else said, lose the beta attitude. It's normal to love someone after knowing them during so long and having the relationship upon friendship. Maybe she feels the same way. Trust in her and maybe you'll find she's got the same reason to be with you.

>>675351025

Could someone help this anon out? I'm terrible for flirting advice.

I get a instaboner when I put on women's clothing what does this mean and the idea alone gets me hard.

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>>675352069
>69
Checked.

>>675340821

I have violent sexual fantasies and I worry they will get out of control.

I dreamt i had hardcore gay sex with my best friend

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I don't want to be in this relationship but i'm afraid to get out of it

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>>675340821
i miss my girl.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?


this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tgwFpMA61c

>>675352379
Me too man

I go out with this girl who i dont fancy at all but i like the sex, what do i do /b/ros

I like this girl a lot and she cares about me but not in the way I want her to I jus wanna be with her but she won't let it happen she won't even hang out with me alone but is fine with other people around and shes aware I like her what do I do /b/ moving on is fucking hard

Constant loneliness. Finally started to see a therapist about it. Hate that I'm always alone. Just want to be with somebody. All my friends say I'll find someone. But I won't because I look like a fucking magician.

>>675352269
I too have the same affliction among other disturbing thoughts but there's no stopping it. Unless you're willing to be like a hermit or kill yourself there's nothing you can do.

I really really REALLY want to fuck my mom on a regular basis. Like, maintain a sexual relationship with her

>>675352577
I'm in the same situation but its been like 6 months and I think she loves me

>>675352522
like do i just pack up my whats important to me and flee?

>>675352146
ty op i'll sleep on it

>>675352146
Deep web anon here
i forgot to say THANK YOU. what you said really made me think :)

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I'm in love with my roommate

I'm tired of not getting a girlfriend

The people running this election will become president

>>675352447
oh look this faggot again.

>>675352852
Same, i dont want to hurt her feelings because she loves me but i cant say i love her i just get alot of sex but the guilt eats away at me

>>675353100
sorry I meant the people running IN this election

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ylyl threads

Been working my ass off for 2 years teaching myself as much as I can about CS and software engineering while going to college and working 2 jobs. I'm just now getting opportunities to talk to companies and I will start out at $15/hr. My shitbag room mate never finished HS and has been playing video games and drinking for 6 months blowing through about 12 grand he saved up from his last "job"(selling weed). He made a resume and is getting multiple job offers for ~$15/hr within the same week. He's a nice dude but I think its fucked up that he was able to fuck off his whole life with no repercussions. TLDR; life is not fair and working hard is no guarantee for success

>>675350957
Any suggestions on the haircut?

I'll die a virgin

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Can't sand niggers

>>675351318

Have you tried that thing about scheduling just a small time of workout everyday but following it without cheating? Like, I don't know, just 20 minutes of walking. I don't know, ask /fit/. Anyhow, if you got the will, you can do it. I believe in you.

>>675351363

If it was that long ago, as bad as it were in high school, I don't think she's that obsessed with you both encountering twice. But maybe it is better if you don't actively look for her.

>>675351391

Don't feel faggy for that; it is only natural to fear for war with all that's happening.

>>675351406

Is it cheating or did you agree to meet other people?

>>675351522

Why is that? Are you young?

>>675351618

What exactly do you mean by "scrub"?

>>675351694

It's okay to be curious.

>>675351728

Ominous. Care to elaborate?

>>675351935

How crazy are your parents? Maybe I shouldn't advise this to you, but maybe they don't have to meet.

>>675351892

If it's okay, maybe you could just move to another hobby to spend your money. Or not. If everything is kind of fine, no worries.

>>675353276
Stand*

>>675340821
Im not sure if i should take her or if i just want her because she wants me

I stole a pair of used panties out of the garbage at the second hand store I work at, so I can wear them and jerk off, fantasizing about getting fucked in the ass and cum on my face.

>>675353092
I feel you /b/ro....we will find one soon

>>675353137
Yeah I'm just hoping I love her after a certain amount of time, but like I felt that spark immediately with my ex and we were together for less time.

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I have trouble enjoying life. Maybe its where I live, maybe its my mindset.

Apparently its a crime to be a white male these days.

>>675353164
why don't you apply for the same shit as him

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>>675353471

>>675353302
>How crazy are your parents? Maybe I shouldn't advise this to you, but maybe they don't have to meet.
Christian, wouldn't like the idea of me having a gf that I drive 50 mi every week to see, they would freak out.

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>>675353302
>Ominous. Care to elaborate?

There's a compulsion I can't deny forever and when I give in it'll ruin everything.

Thinking of a girl that I should have took a chance on, but let her fade into memory

that goddamn anxiety

>>675353709
So you're a pedo

Missus can make me hate her with the dumb arguments we have

>>675340821
Got black out drunk, threw every single minor problem my girlfriend and I have had in her face, even for some reason said the fact that she was raped wasn't a good enough excuse for her to act like a bitch to me. (She was just trying to get me home so I wasn't so fucked up) she broke up with me and I don't think she realized how depressed I've been the last year or so.... now I'm trying to find the balls to end it all. I might just need some of that old alchohol assistance

>>675353200
Don't go for the trendy nazi haircut, it's really unoriginal and with it you'll impersonate any basic idiot.

Idk man, covering your forehead with that mushroom haircut makes you look like Dylan Roof, or any other weirdo.
Go for a short haircut (simple, avoid spikes and such), your face'll look slimmer.

>>675351892
>If it's okay, maybe you could just move to another hobby to spend your money. Or not. If everything is kind of fine, no worries.

Would be nice. You know, it's never been the drugs that fucked me over; not once. I can do a fuckton and not think about them again for a month.
Alcohol though, it's fucked up just about everything good in my life. Jobs. Relationships. Fiance. Friendships. Only recently did I smarten up, hit up college, landed an internship and got hired for a career. But with the extra income, I drink pretty much every night now. I still manage to go to work in the morning though. I drink about 40L of beer every week. Due to my past, I don't feel like getting into another relationship because I know it would be selfish.

>>675353867
Absolutely not. A lot of my compulsion is directed towards them though.

>>675353960
Ok thanks

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The idea that $Hillary Clinton could become the next president

>>675342182
i feel for you man, i am in the same situation.

>>675354016 meant for >>675353302

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>>675354146
Same with Trump

>>675353914
Yeah, I've done that too. Its weird how it doesn't even come up in consious though when you're sober, but drunk it all comes spilling out.

I'm basically in the same boat as you, how long have you guys been broken up?

Tryna start an actual relationship with a girl that's 7 years older than me. too nervous and lack self esteem to actually do it.

this nigger at my work thinks she's the boss of me when she has no authority over me whatsoever

fuck off crazy eyed bitch

>>675354599
Just a few days ago...

I feel like life has lost it's meaning, i don't feel like i have an objective, the only thing i feel inclined to do all day is browse /b/

>>675354691
Do it before you regret not going for it

whats on my chest? fucking god damn retarded government letting in refugees, theres actually a very big fucking chance I might get blown the fuck up in the coming years
I fucking hate religion

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>>675354691
relationships are hardly ever worth it in my experience. Live that single life buddy

>>675340821
shes a 7/10 , an 8 almost, we're flirting a lot, not that "i think i'm flirting" , but she has a bf, wtf does she want really

>>675352044
Details

>>675354918
Attention she's a sloot

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>>675354331
I honestly think $Hillary would be worse - just like Obama, she could get away with passing awful shit like the TPP,while people are so horrified of Trump that they'd call him out on his nonsense.

>>675353302
im 17 the legal age here is 16 but im still shitting myself

I've never dated anyone and i feel it's too late now, i don't know how to do it and girls are expecting guys to at least have an idea

>>675340821
wank life, cba with anything

>>675354918
doesnt mean shit if she has a boyfriend, she'll break up with him if you're good enough, or maybe she'll cheat on him.

I've been through this and these women aren't worth keeping around

>>675354691
I'm >>675354016
The fiance is 7 years older than I am. Drop dead gorgeous and successful. No idea how I landed her. If she's already interested, go for it dude. Better than dating young idiots.

>>675355014
but she's been that way with me for like, ever, even when she was single, its like she always wanted my attention particularly

>>675355192
>woman wanting attention

shocker

>>675340821
Arab sandniggers.

My stepdaughter is a fucking mooch and she needs to get the fuck out of my house. She works "just enough" to pay her cellphone bill and that's it. Doesn't do shit otherwise except hang out with her friends and gets high.

I'm about a week away from kicking her out of my house. She's 18 so she can just fucking deal with it, I guess. No pics/divx, sorry.

>>675354943
Here, got involved here

stupid slut of a gf banging some cunt 6 years older than her

>>675355396
sounds like she's depressed, if anything I'd just feel compassion for her

>>675355095
Just get close to the girl you like and tell her how you feel. Just go out and say it like ripping off a bandage. Try and keep it not creepy

>>675355043
I don't think Hillary would want to do anything inane like building a wall or "temporarily" banning Muslims from coming into the Country.

>>675340821
The nigger and muslim community.

I want to hate her I have every reason to hate her but it's just not in me

>>675355165
Sound out, I'd literally be probably a 7-8/10, and she's literally a 10/10, and it's not just that, she's a kind, bubbly and smart type of person that cares so much for others, and I need to know her. Need advice, and thanks for your help /b/ro

>>675353414
for real man. I instantly fell in love with my ex but my new gf i just aint feeling it

I'm afraid my lifestyle and the way I see the world is rare enough to both never encounter someone I'm attracted to and to have them like me back

>>675354830
Right there with you oorah.