why don't you own a gf yet?
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
- Home
- Board: /b/ - Random
- Reading: why don't you own a gf yet?
why don't you own a gf yet?
>>675333371
that girl is really kinda cute
girls are objects
Because I don't have slaves. Yet.
>>675334212
why not
>>675333371
I do
>>675334462
Social and legal constraints are a real bitch.
What a nasty face.
I do
>>675334118
kek
>>675333371
I do.
>>675333371
Women don't like my face. I'm at the point where I can have fun with it tho.
>be at work having a smoke
>see some qt obviously lost looking at phone wandering around
I live in a touristy city, this shit happens a lot
>"hey, you look lost can I help you find something?"
>"nah, I'm good I've got Google maps "
>"Google maps gonna buy you lunch, too?"
>"are you asking me to lunch?"
>"not anymore."
I think I had a shot for a second, now that I think about it. Ah well.
>>675333371
I have 3
19 Ugly girl
20 year old who looks like a lolli
And
16 year old who is just adorable
>>675335828
I think I don't own a gf because the first thing I noticed was Pokémon
>>675335828
what is it with girls wanting to be choked... dont they like breathing?
>>675336460
I fucked one bitch in high school that lived being choked. You're not blocking the airway though, but the flow of blood to the brain.
>>675335828
Moar?
>>675335874
What kind of tone did she say that in? Because thats what it depends on.
>>675336460
She tells me it's a mix between feeling dominated and it making her cum harder.
>>675336226
S&M to celebrate sun and moon just made sense.
i do
>>675333517
>>675333775
That object is really kinda cute
>>675333371
why is her hairline more receding than my father's?
>>675333371
i like a crazy gf. its so fun.
>>675337137
>>675338002
It is. The jealousy kind of sucks though.
>>675333371
besides fucking it
what would be the point of even having one?
Best dating apps for phone or web, need a gf ASAP!!!
>>675333371
Its not compatible with my OS
>>675333371
>Own
>>675339226
The company is nice. Help around the house. If she isn't a lazy leech the two of you can pool your money together for shit too. Mine plays video games with me.
Cause I prefer stacking my money and assure me a solid life before getting engaged in anything more than a couple of months of sex with a girl.
>>675339826
tumblr ->
2 reasons
1. I'm pathetic
2. Even if I wasn't, I still don't feel like being limited because of another person
>>675338717
she's just fat. Nothing to be proud of, really.
Enjoy your hambeast whore.
>>675339647
16 is the age of consent in most places, hanson. Just as long as he doesn't post pics he'll be fine.
>>675338717
nintendo stylus in pooper
It's great to finally get a GF.
I am 23 and she is 19.
Been dating almost 2 months now.
Only issue is that she say's her roommate are an issue so we can not hang at her apartment (funny, not sure where she lives)
>>675333371
>own a gf
Kek, I like the cut of your jib.
>>675340054
I'm fat too so it's all good. We have fun.
>>675340357
Having a slave would actually be pretty hawt IMO.
>>675333371
Because i prefer spending my money on parties and booze
>>675335874
Bruh. Never take yourself out of the game for a quick laff.
Chick's dig it when you say shit like that, you couldve gone out and she would pay for it.
Trust me on this. Being an asshole works.
i don't like marriage or kids, i don't like adultery also. any person who is healthy can fuck a whore, it is not a hard thing to do. but i just don't like it
Because my friend's hot ass gf is already my slut
>>675333371
I just met a woman from tinder with very low self esteem and an unloving family. Im guaranteed to smash.
>difficulty - none as I'm not a beta
Any ideas?
>>675341430
Bondage. Post pics.
>>675339647
>he downloaded the same image THREE (3) TIMES
>>675335874
>not anymore
kek
>>675341430
Piss. Ultimate way to degrade someone is pissing on them.
>>675341174
I dont think u know what friend means
im genetically inferior
>>675340261
Stylus are tiny though. That wouldn't be an accomplishment at all. Maybe a wiimote...
>>675333371
my credit card was declined
>>675342756
Okay we're not great friends, but acquaintances nonetheless
>>675335874
Nah you did the right thing. Im actually surprised she didnt try to fugg. Sluts love it when you talk down to them. Not nice girls so much tho
>>675333371
Cuz the one I like is a big fucking whore.
>work 80+ hours a week in oilpatch
>180K a year
>no fucking bitch is taking my hard earned cash
im cool with just retiring in my 50's alone and in good finances
>>675333371
I wish I had a girl like that.
>>675336460
Girls like knowing tou have complete control over them. My wife likes it, makes her cum harder
Because i don't have money and i'm still living with my mom
I do own a gf and she wouldn't mind being refereed to as owned.
>>675338717
I know that feel bro
>>675343759
Please stop.
>>675340326
She only says that because the room mate brings guys over for them both to fuck.
>>675343697
>180K a year
How do you make 180k??? What do you do for them?
No van or no rape dungeon = no gf
roll for you're new gf
>>675333371
don't need a gf to have sex so
>>675333371
Because MGTOW, thats why.
>>675336460
I always thought this was fucking weird as well. One of my female friends loves to be dominated and has fantasies of rape. I honestly do not understand.
>>675344314
he sucks their dicks
>>675333371
im a fucked up
i cant even speak in real life
>>675344389
Honestly they're all ugly.
>>675344389
roll
>>675344706
thanks for the input
>>675344314
Im a QC for refinery work, after i got all my tickets its around 110$ per hour plus LOA etc, weekends i make 220$ per hour.
>cons
you have litterally no friends or family and always look and smell like shit
>>675340326
Because shes 17 and lives with parents
