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Let's Get a History Meme Thread
It's just going to be the current Brussels attack, 9-11 jokes and Hitler shit x million
Ivan II: gets his title, lands, power, and resources from mongols
> relax guys, the mongols totally dont own us
>>675332836
they were the first people there, though, that's what matters
>>675333323
Oh fuck right off you militant cock swallower
>>675333790
wow that was a bit uncalled for
Who owns america then?
>>675334218
The British and the French
>>675334218
Jews
>>675333323
The antecedents of the native american tribes were part of the second great human exodus from Africa. When they ultimately crossed Beringia somewhere around 30,000 BC they arrived to find neanderthals and even other early humans already here, most of whom they massacred.
>>675334515
not in north america they didn't
Neanderthals were mainly in europe and a bit into eurasia
there is no good evidence of neanderthals ever living in the new world
>>675334218
possession is 9/10 of the law
>>675335012
Your information is out of date, they've found evidence of early neanderthal habitation throughout central US and into South America.
>>675335054
Except there was no law. There are no innocents in history. To believe otherwise is naivete.
please dump more history memes based anons, i love you guys.
>>675335452
law of the jungle bitch
>pick something up, it's yours
>shit somewhere, that's your house
>>675334479
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mII9NZ8MMVM
>>675335777
Kek'd and checked
>>675336170
more like this please
>>675335348
salsa it up then
I'm an archaeology student, so i would love to see some quality information about that
>>675335919
kek, this is the best one here
>>675333323
No they weren't. They killed off the original.
>>675336310
Was all I got.
I'm on my phone.
Have a vintage German beer commercial instead.
Note: the alleged jew-star is the so called Brauerstern representing the medieval brewers guild.
FINALLY
Do not let this die
Handsome mofo
Bumping for interest
>>675333790
>good arguments brah
>>675337574
Russian embassy bringing in golrious banter against filthy turks
>>675333323
Regardless of the fact that this is wrong, it is an idiotic thought process and if we followed it the world would be run by pre-homo sapien hominids while humans were stuck in a tiny corner of the world inbreeding.
Humanity is the only hope for anything on Earth surviving past its inevitable destruction. We must support progress. Native North Americans were a dumb and lazy people that were accomplishing nothing to push the progress of civilization.
>>675337625
does anyone know what that means?
>>675336953
Just learned about the Germanic barbarians invading Roman Empire and deposing Romulus Augustulus. Fucking snow monkeys brought down Rome.
>>675334215
Didnt know they had sunglasses back then..or is this just a shadow?
>>675334218
Israel
>>675337870
>humanity is the only hope for earth
Nigga what planet are YOU from?
Earth is fucked to hell because of humans, we destroy before it can advance.
Human lover go home!
>>675335452
>There are no innocents in history.
>no innocents in history
>no innocents
>>675334503
Explain please
Strapped?
>>675337962
"I allahu akbar ur bitch's pussy explode"
>>675335452
By that logic I could murder you and go eat a burger after it and no one could ever judge me.
Morals may differ, but they still exist for every human. [spoiler]Except Nietzsches Übermensch[/spoiler]
>>675338170
I found the white kid!
>>675338057
Of course they knew how to manufacture sunglass es but this knowledge went missing when the dark age arrived
deus vult
>>675338149
Hey look, a nigger with the logical faculties of a fucking orangutan. No surprise there.
>>675337870
Holy shit mate that is eurocentric to the max, like do you wanna start with White Mans Burden or something?
So you are saying that North America had exactly the same conditions as Europe because that is just not true.
>>675338295
Aids skrillex pls go
>>675338149
>implying the sun won't swell up and engulf the earth
>implying that if it doesn't swell large enough to engulf the earth that the earth would still be habitable
>>675338170
>Strapped
nigger term for carrying a weapon
>>675338162
muh 6 gorillion jews
>>675337177
Nagyon fasza, anon.
>>675338585
What the fuck are you even talking about?
Are you trying to imply that Native Americans were and are still lazy and dumb because North America is a different fucking climate?
What the fuck is wrong with people these days. Are you trolling or do you actually believe the "all races are equal" bullshit that you're spoon fed?
>>675339036
>We waz Kangs 'n shit!
my favorite is that Jews and Egyptians were niggers at the same time so the Egyptian niggers were oppressing the Jewish niggers but still everything bad is cuz whitey
>>675333323
Actually, this is very likely not so, as Solutrean sealers from Europe, a people related to the Ainu, and others were here before the overland migrations from Siberia began, and whom the new Siberian immigrants apparently utterly slaughtered
>>675339370
oh no please don't
>>675334218
Those who have the most boots on the ground, just as it has ever been.
>>675334218
The United States of America owns from the Rio Grande to the Great Lakes, Canada owns everywhere North of that besides Alaska, and a bunch of Latinos own below the Rio Grande. Just like a bunch of Neanderthals don't own the world, American Indians do not "own" America.
>>675339457
What do you mean by "were and are still lazy"? Are you implying that the glorious europeans did nothing but build their glorious superior culture all day and that Native Americans all sat around and smoked from their peace pipes or what?
>>675335348
Can you provide sources for this? I haven't heard that before
>>675332451
Reminder Trump wants to destroy NATO and damage both Europe's and the US security platform thus proving he works for Putin and is a traitor
>>675340385
Yes you retard, almost nothing was built by Native North Americans, and to this day they have low IQs and accomplish next to nothing besides becoming alcoholics. What are you some eurocuck who knows nothing about American Indians?
>>675335669
i laughed
>>675333323
Yeah, and then they got curbstomped. Right of conquest is a thing.
>>675334218
The people living there now, of course.
>>675340389
kek
>>675337177
>that 9/11 explosion
lost
>>675340385
Sometimes I wonder if these are just random oblivious SJWs that wander over from Tumblr who know absolutely nothing about the world.
>>675340389
needs moar portugal flag
>>675341024
I just fucking can not continue this conversation. read "Guns, Germs, and Steel" or watch this video I guess https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEYh5WACqEk
>>675342037
>Guns, Germs, and Steel
confirmed brainwashed
>>675336170
This is my home
Post some fucking poland ball.
>>675342037
>Guns, Germs, and Steel
Into the trash.
What matters most is the history about to happen
>>675342611
Abend du Fischkopp
>>675342920
That is fucking hilarious
>>675342915
>>675342306
I Don't know the book. Care to redpill me?
>>675343013
I'm so excited! Trump will do something about those damn muslims. I actually really want to join the marines and go bash some sand nigger skulls.
>>675343357
wh... what? are you retarded?
>>675343367
It's a book that basically tries to explain why Euros were able to rek the rest of the world in just a few centuries by chalking it up to, well, firearms, diseases, and easy production of steel. Decent as far as it goes but cucks like to pull it out as justification for the failure of other civilizations.
>>675343736
w-what
>>675343367
The book was written by Jared Diamond, who is a jew. Which of course means that he is a part of the big jewisch conspiracy that of course exists.
>>675343294
>>675342920
explain the joke please
>>675344063
Or it could just be a poorly researched book with a thesis that doesn't follow from the evidence presented.
That Diamond is a hooknose doesn't really surprise me, though.
>>675343736
Fucking ramirez.
>>675343861
>>675344063
Thanks.
Sounds actually quite interesting.
>>675343736
I buy amplifier!
>>675335669
Lost. Hard.
>>675336953
>mfw Germanians were actually more civilized than Romans.
> tfw actually listening in class/studying is necessary to kek now
Not all of them,but a lot are very specific shit
These are great. Keep em coming please
>>675344727
Nice meme
Germans weren't the savages Rome made them out to be but they were on par at best.
>>675343861
Its really more about how the early development of food production and availability of domesticable animals led europe to be the continent that had the combination of guns, germs, and steel which allowed it to dominate
Bump for more
>>675344803
you got a shit education if you never even at least mentioned these things.
>>675345057
Yeah, but food production isn't exactly a European invention and the horse only takes you so far especially considering that all of the Old World, and eventually all of the New World, had them.
>>675344803
The internet basically offers you the opportunity to get a better education than most people had 50 years ago or so, for free
>>675345619
Come to think of it, the East and the Americas had some pretty nasty diseases too. China invented firearms but it was Europeans that really made them worthwhile, and steel production wasn't exactly a European idea either.
It's almost like the entire book is nonsense :^)
>>675344450
ukraine is a plague to this earth
>>675346332
Pls leave Russia
>>675336035
Shit , this is great, haven't seen this before
>>675336267
Why Yuri from RA2 seems like Lennin?
>>675346332
russia go away, ukrainians are lovely
>>675340540
oh god, this place is ancient greece!
we're all faggots, we argue about anything, that' all I got.
>>675347668
how did people die?
>>675347985
The Americans thought the Canadians were Japanese and vice versa. Also the destroyer hit a seamine.
>>675334503
>Strapped
Had a good kek there.
