Islam is the best religion. Allahu ackbar!

>>675320488
I got dubs. Do my request, faggot

>>675320488
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ITPFtQTWsS
Me
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17VFyAb9aas
her

>>675320002
Niggers are an Abomination and should be lynched.

>>675321624
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RXQB7i1la7

Bush did 9/11

Friend girl. lol. Poor fat loser. Also, cringe. Sage.

>>675321877
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0p1kTf7LDFt

>>675322052
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Qcu2XGKosJ

>>675320002

Being raped is super sweet! its like spring break for my warm holes! what? oh yaaaaaaaaaaay! a boner! i cant wait to have it shOH SHI-WHAARRBBLBRRLBRLEHGGHGH

Yell "Story Time" as loud as you can

>>675322714
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15GG6J992kC
her too?

>>675322691
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14qmZi7cSO0

>>675320002
TURMP TWENTY SIXTEEN YOU STUPID EURO CUCKS

"FAWLCONNN PAUNCH!!!!"

Say EVERYTHING above this post. Both of you. At the same time.

>>675322891
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sRWgyVbzlJ

>>675322916
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fLBmCDg2hU

>>675320002
Hey, OP! No, not you bitch, I'm talking to the pathetic excuse for a man who's with you...

Listen, man -- you see that girl you're with? She's feeble and weak, and no one is around... I know that YOU know where I'm going with this. You know what you must do... what you've wanted to do for quite some time now. It's time!

1. Tell her not to scream
2. If she does not comply with 1, give her a swift punch in the mouth and that should take care of it.
3. She'll probably be dry as a desert because you're a beta-cuck with no sex-appeal, so you'll have to lube yuh dick up with spit
4. Commence rape
5. She'll end up respecting your dominance and you'll live happily ever after.

>>675322691 (You)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14qmZi7cSO0

That request was for the gentleman, not the girl, though I totally appreciate your enthusiasm. come on bro, hunker down.

Islam is a religion of peace UR A RACIST FOR NOT LETTING THE SAND NIGGERS IN YOU FUCKING WHITE MAIL!

" I am sofa king we Todd Ed".

"Ayy lmao"

>>675323134
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07z8TR8Eq8V
nailed that hsit till the end bitches

>>675323331
Do you want me to say that?

>>675323480
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sEcWEiqr6Q

>>675323873
>do you want me to say that
No, dipshit, I want you to DO that... you're hopeless

>>675323873
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sEcWEiqr6Q
perfect.

Recite the entire plane scene from the dark knight rises

>>675323609
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Y7otGz2OVx

>>675323664
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FKPr0B80jq

>>675323853
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1l4L8quzSp9

>>675324187
Thank you :D

>>675324273
nope

>>675324309
HO HO HO HO you said funny thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHUIU3HG1rk

>>675324531
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oqeRfYuWi7

>>675324116
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bSuSr6Jriw

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>>675324450
Hothead detected

"Anime was a mistake".

>>675325108
http://vocaroo.com/i/s067cj5cbhor

>>675324752
>other people in the house
It'll turn them on... trust me

In fact, make sure to vocaroo her rape

>>675325297
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RxMw2RCGkK

>>675325579
Don't believe her, anon. You know women, they say one thing, and want another.

As far as your dad is concerned, I guarantee it will make him DIAMONDS. He'll be like "That's my boy. I thought that little cuck was a faggot"

Say every board as fast as possible.

>>675326365
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00mlOUpqeOq
hard

>>675326222
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cjv4Lhg1MG

>>675326903
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s00mlOUpqeOq

Ty anno

>>675320002
omg you suck so much

>>675320002
hey can u say
two shots to the head nigga

can you pls pop my cherry

>>675320002
Please read the following poem:

His hot sauce is a high-grade acid,
His expression always seems quite placid,
He attacks his foes with scalding beef,
You'll beg for death, he'll grant relief,
So run run run as fast as you can,
You'll never escape from the Taco Man!

>>675320002
"Pass me a mountain dew".

Say "Bela Ivo ist ein Hurensohn"

say " Hi Sam, this is Leah."

Sons of swag-nar is the bestest gang for real

>>675320002
Say "happy 23rd birthday Łukash" It's today and even my father didn't remember about it :'( Spelling "Ł" is like "wh" from "what" word

>>675329204
i even forget mine

OP deaded?

>>675320002
Ṣalīl' Aṣ-ṣawarīm našīdu Al-ʻabāh
Wa'darba al-qītali ṭarīqu al-ḥayāh
Fabeīn aqtiḥāmi yubīd iṭ-ṭuġāh
Wa'kātīmu ṣawti jamīli ṣadāh

>>675329654
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vKnZoUFuG6

>>675327814
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fyfhnvFbKL

>>675327890
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Fx6tqtn3eH

>>675327929
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02PCflKRcqx

>>675328238
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18VYS9Cyn3c

>>675328522
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0t13EtBkHf5

>>675328775
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Um8Rd08xd7

>>675329184
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VhrxmwXoih

>>675329204
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04KRyf4FCI7
I know how you feel anon

>>675330030
wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0

>>675329654
>>675330030
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0

>>675329654
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0601tTRa8J9
my attempt

>>675329454
my b

>>675330030
I fucking lost it

Well since you've already said some sexual things, might as well. Get the girl to say 'I love that big Italian dick inside me', or for a joke say 'Mi piace il tuo cazzo enorme'

>>675329204
Dude, happy birthday.

>>675320002
I want to be a juror on a rural brewery robbery case, dear colonel worchestershire

>>675329654
>Ṣalīl' Aṣ-ṣawarīm našīdu Al-ʻabāh
>Wa'darba al-qītali ṭarīqu al-ḥayāh
>Fabeīn aqtiḥāmi yubīd iṭ-ṭuġāh
>Wa'kātīmu ṣawti jamīli ṣadāh
A Syrian refugee (freind of our family) is visiting us at the moment, should I ask him to read it?

FUUUCKK MEEEE

AOOOGGHHH

Scream it as loud as you can as if your best friend is drilling you in the pussy at Mach 5 force

>>675330535
The sexual thing was exaggerated and a joke. she wont say that. sorry lol

>>675330670
Yes pls!

>>675330689
Try make her say the italian sentence then for a joke ahaha

we are both faggots and should kill ourselves.

>>675330670
Do it for the sake of Allahu comrade.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kxhJ3ySVuO :)

>>675331199
That reverb dawg

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kCbqzpFHFI
My friend's story

>>675330652
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YiLzUhOlS3

>>675330685
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11EUhGXNmpX

>>675330928
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SpeKkL6j6z

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>>675320002
"If I kill myself, I'll be reborn without the knowledge of pain. So try to live as long as you can, because now is the last chance to wake up and smell the coffee."

Need it for a song. So my shit has a higher priority!

>>675331199
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19mPSPfLlq5

>>675331421
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s11EUhGXNmpX
You FUCK

To femanon

Suck and ride him and Vocaroo the whole thing.

That's an order!

>>675320002
how do i make meth

"HAIL NEINGAG, 4CHAN IS FOR NORMIES".

>>675331505
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06EtwCZn2Fd

>>675331816
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pzS8IZDVYn

>>675331746
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pjXevCsAAZ

>>675332016
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pIz2wbxQQg

>>675331505
Yo who is this artist?

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0H6mEBwJFE3
skyrim belongs to the nord

>>675332155
https://sylversecond.bandcamp.com/album/rrderaalmityor

https://www.discogs.com/SYLVER-SECOND-Impressionen-Eines-Oppressierten-Teutonen/release/8233118

Kinda funny. I promoted my shit on /mu/. No reaction. Just asking here for a sample. Get more reaction than expected.

>>675332068
meth guy here thanks for the help bro. can you say this its dutch ik wil mijn kaas en wel nu

>>675332349
Okay. Ill check jt out if you tell me who did the clown drawing :)

It's a meme you dip!

It was at this moment Nathan knew.., he fucked up

>>675332234
Damn! that's really good.

It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to.

The words hit her hard... along with the pages and binding. But, that's to be expected when the evil Novelmancer is casting books at you.

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>>675332477
I think it was the guy on the picture. Right?

>>675332234
10/10

>>675332349
the fuck are those sites nigga

>>675332354
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1p2LWrfRGWL

>>675332479
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16GgVKdoM5i

>>675332490
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sfYpfN0bHf

>>675332803
Internet sites of the World Wide Web!

>>675332618
I do swear my blood and honour to the service of Ulfric Stormcloak

Jarl of Windhelm and true High King of Skyrim!

As Talos is my witness, may this oath bind me to death and beyond!

Even to my lord as to my fellow brothers and sisters in arms!

All hail the Stormcloaks! The true sons and daughters of Skyrim

I hope I will burn in the depths of hell, rotting next to Satan's cock.

>>675332234
Where are you from?

>>675332068
This is fucking fantastic! Thank you dude!

>>675333055
do you ask of where I am born? I am Ilya of Whiterun, bard to the forest.

>>675332710
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VFLmQlAbZ8

>>675332721
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SC74QEasic

>>675333045
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QOYhJaSYIF

>>675333109
Np <3

>>675320002
Ayo tony slice me up some fresh pepperoni

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frenchfag here.
Will say stuff in my outrageous accent.

>>675332234
Ty for wet dream.

>>675333411
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0f9y5PlWyPg

I have no idea to this day what those two Italian ladies were singing about. Truth is, I don't want to know. Some things are best left unsaid. I'd like to think they were singing about something so beautiful, it can't be expressed in words, and makes your heart ache because of it. I tell you, those voices soared higher and farther than anybody in a gray place dares to dream. It was like some beautiful bird flapped into our drab little cage and made those walls dissolve away, and for the briefest of moments, every last man in Shawshank felt free.

Try to say it (it's German):
Halt die Fresse Hayley.

>>675333543
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0c4cbEtAOkW

>>675333450
"I suck nigger dick."

Brandy is a spic, and always will be a spic

>>675320002
Both of you say:

"APPLE JUUUICE!"

>>675333656
kek
Try to pronounce it like "halt dee fresse"
And Hayley is English pronounced.

>>675333462
no problem brother, we must stick together in these troubling days.

>>675333674
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s06n8V3jg9jO

"Fuck this shit, I'm out".

By the way. Will ya guys doing this again?

>>675320002
"LONG LIVE FRANCE, BEST COUNTRY OF EUROPE AND THE WORLD"

>>675334410

get >>675333450 to do it lol.

>>675333450
baguette croissant sacre bleu we surrender!

>>675333450
Tu peux faire >>675334410 Anon?

>>675334410
>>675334541
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jbDqBsrMBE

>>675334686
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Lcj34TokeL

>>675335039
lmao thanks buddy

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Irish fag here, want to hear me? im a massive faggot tbh.

OP here we had to go.
Bye it was fun :D

>>675336319
I want you to say "if you could change yer fate... would ye?"

>>675336319
"I want to have sex with my hand".

>>675333539
>>675336630
Do it faggot

>>675336649
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00Fjl41s1FE

>>675336652
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MeCQcWyz7x

>>675320002
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jy3TdSjXLo

>>675337142
i fully agree

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>>675320002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlhpTi1h35g

What happened? You got scared?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0B8cilnYfyF

>>675338791
hey i recognize this guy from our weekly business meetings in belgium! wonder what he's doing atm..

http://vocaroo.com/i/s147QwLGSFEH

3 years of vocal work
whore me out /b/

Your friend girl sounds fat. She may as well say I am a gigantic hambeast who loves to smear Kevin Bacon grease all over my titties while niggers Swiss cake roll my disgusting anus.

>>675340125
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ejIkO0bIzx

>>675339852
say: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Hey, thats pretty good.

>>675341169
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qWqhU2aJSB

>>675341521
kek

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1f55FVtWofw
cri

Say:Jimmys have been rustled

"Show me your strength."

"That's enough!"

"Decend, Heartless Angel."

>>675343566
Descend*

I can't type for shit

Philly on the track hoe

"I said no butt stuff"

>>675343384
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Of79mP0u9X

>>675343912
Holy shit your the best

TIME TIME TIME FOR POWER RANGERS TIME FORCE

>>675344352
gotta love gogeta's theme

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>>675344352
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17EjN7HkTMY

It's time to tip the scales!

You sound like a sperg dude

>>675343912

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>plz do

(man)
damn you.
my technique is the best.
my boss is the best.
damn you. i know rdist technique,
i know sendmail technique,
and my style is much better.
damn you don't you know who i am?
me and my friends, we'll kill you.

(woman)
hey boss, your kung fu's really good.

(man)
that's right,
my style is the best.

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STRONGER THAN BEFORE

GO ZEO

POWERED UP FOR MORE

GO ZEO

RANGERS AT THE CORE

WE ARE, POWER RANGERS

HIGHER THAN CAN SOAR

GO ZEO

FIRED UP FOR MORE

GO ZEO

EVEN UP THE SCORE

ZEO, ZEO

GO GO POWER RANGERS

GO GO POWER RANGERS

GO GO POWER RANGERS

ZEOOOO, POWER RANGERS

>>675344895
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CzrlpMukVv