Celebrity Fap Time 3
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Celebrity Fap Time 3
>>675313584
She looks like a goddamn retard
>>675314334
Gross
>>675314334
Disgusting
>>675313584
she looks a lot hotter on the show
her and dove are top notch
there may be someone else i forgot
>>675314073
you got the nudes of her that were released?
>>675315278
goddamn, everytime I see her nudes I want to fap
>>675316377
Her body is insane...
>>675317069
>>675314849
Debby's body is so nice!
>>675317182
mfw i dont know who any of these cunts are
>>675317265
MORE ALBA
"Evidence indicates that poor mental health is correlated with celebrity worship. Researchers have examined the relationship between celebrity worship and mental health in United Kingdom adult samples. One study found evidence to suggest that the intense-personal celebrity worship dimension was related to higher levels of depression and anxiety. Similarly, another study in 2004, found that the intense-personal celebrity worship dimension was not only related to higher levels of depression and anxiety, but also higher levels of stress, negative affect, and reports of illness."
>>675317394
>I don't know Alba
retard you are yes
>>675317571
This. Please.
>>675317571
Such a lovely plump ass
>>675317662
or maybe the reason people "worship" pretty celebs is because they already have mental issues that stop them from having healthy social relationships? Maybe they need to stimulate the happy zones in their brains with whatever they can get
tl;dr so fucking what
>>675314688
I have orgasms, he has wargasms
>>675317664
>dat cunt shoop
>>675317571
>>675317664
>retarded for not keeping up with bullshit
okay
>>675317906
God tier tush
>>675318124
>>675314577
Truly an episode full of kek's.
>>675318141
no, you're retarded for not knowing who jessica alba is...but I don't believe you, here's your reply
>>675317212
god damn this pre-digital pre-HD era, all these treasures of nudity forgotten and left behind in the ashes of time...
>>675318232
She has been my number 1 goto for fapping since Idol Hands.
>>675318430
I've been fapping almost once a month to Lindsay Lohan since 2004, with increasing frequency for a few days after every
new sexy photoshoot
Let's say I've been fapping to her for 11 whole years (2015 - 2004)
One fap a month = 132 faps
Now let's say she released 3 new sexy photoshoot, nude scene, nipslip, etc a year. It means an addition of 7 daily faps
times 3 per year = 21 faps
21x11 + 132 = 363 faps since 2004.
Let's add 2 months of 2016.
365 faps since 2004.
I ejaculate around 9 milliliters of semen per orgasm. (more after long edging sessions)
365x9 = 3285ml of cum
I ejaculated more than 3 liters of semen for Lindsay Lohan.
...that's 111oz btw
>>675318430
>Idol Hands
lrn2fuckingspell.jpg
can someone repost the maisie williams blowjob pic?
>>675314999
Elizabeth Mitchell + trips.
May the light of the gods forever shine on you today anon
>>675318826
>taylor swift without make up
rillin
>>675319029
Does anyone happen to have the one with her fully bent over while standing? Shot from the back...
>>675318668
watch dat left toe and stop your tradition
when the celeb you're obsessed with is so ugly that a 3/10 sucking dick makes you think it's her
>>675319386
>>675315178
Not him but I got them.
>>675319661
this was a reply to this>>675319045
>>675320037
>>675319844
we've seen enough of Jessica Alba, now.
thank you for your contribution you over obsessed faggot
>>675320195
YES !
MORE OF THAT
>>675320195
kk, I'll see what I have of Wilde...
Vote here
Vote here
http://strawpoll.me/7103924
>>675318818
>John Kransinski behind her, tied up with her panties in his mouth, pumped full of viagra with fear tears streaming down his face
>>675320362
Miss Wilde sure knows how to suck a cock
Does anyone find this "celeb" hot? I don't
>>675320526
i'm sorry for calling you names anon.
i love you.
>>675320768
Her tits are God tier /b/ro
>>675321081
>>675320768
all I know is that she's highly fappable
>>675321249
is that the autistic one from coronation street or something?
>>675321249
Fuck no. She's ugly. Fuck off
>>675321345
too bad it's a fake bush/merkin
>>675321377
who cares? I don't
antooo
>>675321629
Fuck off
>>675314073
amazing
MOAR
WHO THE FUCK ARE 3/4 OF THESE PEOPLE?!
So fucking old
>>675321629
Goddess
Just imagine her slapping those tits against the side of your face
>>675321937
Disgusting
>>675322028
Homosexual detected
>>675321858
What are you trying to do? Brainwash me? Fuck off. Create your own thread. Don't ruin this one.
>>675321937
or crossing these legs around your hips while you pump your load balls deep inside her ass
>>675321629
ugly af
>>675319045
Maisie Williams
>>675322203
No. She's ugly and autistic. Would prefer ScarJo or Katy Perry
>>675322333
God no
>>675322255
are you legit retarded? she's a british actress..and the thread is titled 'celebrity fap time'...
>>675321623
What was the shows she was on?
>>675322529
I wouldn't fap to her. Plus, she hasn't done anything for 2 years since I'm a celeb. Wouldn't count her as a celeb
>>675319045
god thats fucking gross. look at her fetal alcohol syndrome face puckering up to take a tiny cock into her mouth
>>675322623
>>675322687
>>675322788
>>675322849
Please fuck off
>>675320669
You have a vivid imagination anon
>>675322849
step up nigga
>>675321623
What is the actual point of that? Unless she was trying to hide some horrific meat curtains, which she doesn't have...?
>>675319045
i dont really think thats her. face seems slightly off
>>675321345
fuuuuuuuuckkk
More of that?
>>675322820
>was a celeb
>wouldn't count her as a celeb
thanks for the conformation of your mental state
>since I'm a celeb
k
>be 26, have been a male prostitute since 19
>high-profile, make tons of money
>sometimes the job is shitty (having to fuck some fat old rich guy)
>sometimes it's heaven
>my agency sends me for an orgy in a fancy hotel
>the clients are Maisie Williams and Sophie Turner
>two other hunks are there
>we drink and get comfortable... and naked
>they're both absolutely gorgeous, both have a nice bush, one red, one raven black, perfect big firm tits, toned legs, everything...
>they make us sign an NDA (believe me you don't wanna fuck with those)
>then Maisie explains what she wants exactly
>it's very specific, you'll see
>she gets on all fours and offer her holes to us
>Sophie watches, masturbating
>one guy underneath her, his dick in her pussy
>one guy behind her, fucking her ass
>I get the mouth (meaning no condom)
>we fuck her like this slowly for a long moment
>she abandons her little body in our strong arms
>her moans of pleasure are absolutely incredible, the hottest and sincerest I've ever heard, especially coming from a girl this young
>Sophie comes to tease her tits and her clit from time to time
>I look at her fingering her red pussy but she's ignoring me
>finally Maisie asks us to turn it up a notch
>the slow lovemaking turns into mild pounding
>as specified the guys are alternating in her, when one is sliding in the other is sliding out
>she's yelping on my cock
>finally she screams "now! now!" as her very intense orgasm is starting
>we all cum in her at the same time in one final pounding
>as professionals we can cum on cue and that's exactly what she wanted
>if it wasn't for the condoms she'd be taking a load in her asshole and in her pussy, simultaneously
>I can hear her swallowing mine as it's spurting in her mouth
>we collapse on the couch
>Sophie comes and shoos us off the couch
>they're cuddling, whispering to each other, visibly in love
>Sophie is still touching herself
>she cums very quietly while holding her friend
some nights I really love my job
>>675323024
shrugs..maybe the character doesn't shave? maybe you can't show actual pussy lips on whatever cable station this airs on? maybe she didn't want to flash her pussy lips?
>>675323373
>confirmation
Learn to spell, retard. She's ugly
Anyone have Vanessa Hudgens,Elizabeth Gillies, and Megan fox
>>675323024
why should pubes have a point? get off redtube you fucking virgin
>>675323897
FUCK OFF. SHE'S UGLY
>>675323633
They gotta right this into season six.
>>675322930
>implying that you wouldn't bury your face between these perfect ass cheeks
>>675323710
oh noooo I typed an o instead an i!
..what does her being not attractive to you have to do with anything? Not everyone likes the same thing, you fuck
>>675324020
Fuck no
>>675323966
Damn you are dumb.
Whatever, nigger.
>>675323373
YES !
MORE OF THAT
>>675324108
and you are triggered by the most stupid things, like a good millennial
but yeah whatever, retard
>>675324020
keep going anon. you're doing god's work
>>675324304
No. Please stop
>>675324294
>simplest response
>triggered
-2/10
>>675324507
>>675324595
>>675324654
PLEASE FUCK OFF
>>675324766
STOP
>>675324736
>>675324849
you haven't posted anything...all you've done is scream with your fingers like a little bitchass
>>675318670
I just had to...
>>675325111
Forgot pic
>>675324582
what the fuck are you even talking about? what response? you see a bush on TV and you're like b-b-b-b-b-but why? what kind of fucking clueless sheltered virgin do you have to be to ask this kind of question?
get a life
>>675325037
shoeonhead?
>>675325204
Stop.... she isn't attractive..
>>675325204
who is that.. and why keep posting her
>>675325260
You unimaginable ignorant, I was referring to the fact that they've used "special effect" to replace her cunt (hidden by panties on the original footage) by some other whore's cunt.
Which you could have understood if you read what I wrote and seen the webm.
Please god, let me not have to speak to a 14 yo ever again.
>>675325463
In what world? The world of "I hate every woman who isn't up to my perfect standards?"
>>675325863
who the fuck is that?? she looks better like this.. crying .. ugly bitch needs to get beaten for taking up this thread
>>675325710
Ok, ok, I'm sorry. You are actually so retarded that I visibly couldn't even comprehend your ramblings. I apologize.
Nevermind friendo.
>>675322616
quagmire?
>>675323633
> perfect big firm tits
kekd
>>675327088
dude check the x-rays of Maisie Williams, her tits are impressive tbh
>>675327515
>check the x-rays
top kek
>>675327515
Oh yeah. Fuck.
>>675319045
not her. eyelids are too big
>>675328633
Your neck beard is to big faggot.
>>675328414
Mm Hayley!
>>675328414
pure wife material
>>675319045
wow this bitch is ugly. not nearly ugly enough to actually be Maise though
big tits are the reward of the worthy
>>675327515
>check the x-rays
keker
>>675321310
Where is her ass
>>675318668
fuckin loser
>>675330760
stop trying to make fetch happen
>>675332576
hot damn I should fap a lot more to this girl
Lena Katina/ TATU
>>675332905
Aw yeah?
>>675333231
Ohhh that is hot. Oh yeah. Fuck.
>>675333276
yeah I have a whole folder of her and I never "use" it
