>>675296876
timestamp

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>>675297030
pls

You don't need him im right here

>>675297780
cmon man. i was thinking something like, "i try to come here instead of the other stores as much as I can so I can talk to you" but i feel like itd be too forward.

nice any more?

>>675297989
Thats not too forward, got kik tho?

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>>675298474
oh youre all useless, im goin to the store, bai fags

>>675296876
>post tits in the first post
>4 replies
>claim to be a girl without posting tits
>300 replies

>>675297989
That's pretty beta to be honest. Makes you sound like a stalker.

Find a game you have in common and get talking to him about it. Then suggest you go out to see if you have other things in common.

>>675298723
/b/ logic

>>675296876
Show him these

>>675297677
lose w8 you fat bitch

Just find something to talk about with him and if you have a single instance of a good conversation flow, pause at the end slightly and then ask for some contact info.

Hey, you seem like a sexy slut ripe for breeding.

I would let you move in with me, and pay for everything.. But I want to cum inside you daily. No birth control.

I want to get you pregnant.

Do you have kik?

Try walking up to him and saying "hey, I think you're cute, I want your number." What is the worst that could happen? I mean this is obvious shit. Fucking legbeards.

>>675299034
look elsewhere then faggot

>>675298872
Do this op

>>675298723
well to be fair those tits look like they've had acid thrown on them
>>675296876
Who the fuck goes to a game store in 2016? Oh right console peasants. Either they have no standards in which case you just ask him to play games with you or something and call it a date either his sex drive is too underdeveloped to know what a tit is.

>>675296876
First of all, ride a bike. Second of all, don't be a tard

>>675299184
kek

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>>675296876
JUST FUCKING ASK HIM. HES PROBABLY TO SOCIALLY AWKWARD TO SAY ANYTHING. HELL PROBABLY SHIT HIS PANTS AND THEN SAY YES LIKE HE CANT EVEN BELIEVE WHATS HAPPENING(A GURL IS AXING HIM OUT ).
Also
>face pic?

>>675297030
idk but id love to be asked out by you ; sooo perfect :3

>>675297677
show us your dumpy ass first

>>675296876

OP looks like a land whale
At least they could do a Jaba and Princess Leia Cosplay. Just need to get your boyfriend the bikini

>>675296876
Give him your number, ask him to text. Socially awkward guys do alot better over texts, from there it's just you trying to open him up.

>>675299999
>>675200000

>>675300000

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He wasn't there. Sorry if you don't believe it's me. Maybe next time.

And no I will not post more nudes. Only tears.

>>675296876
Spoiler alert: most guys don't like fat chicks. A "nerdy" guy isn't code for someone who might fuck your fat ass. He's sweet because he works in retail and he has to be nice to everyone. Lose about 100 pounds. Society hates fat people. Especially fat women.

>>675296876
paypal.me/Cren

>>675303558
That's a lot of fucked up hate right there.

>>675297677
Don't lose weight, love your tits and even without seeing your face i'd go out and fuck you.

>>675303558
He's fat too. And we've chatted several times. He always says "Nice to see you MIss. Anon." You're just a grumpy man baby who likes to project youre opinions on everyone else. There are chubby chasers and sites dedicated to BBW. I'm really not as heavy as my tits imply.

But since there has been such a negative reaction I won't post anymore.

>>675305525
He probably got dumped by a fat chick.

Tbh I'm a semi tall nerd and I like my girls big

>>675305745

You have stretch marks on your belly. You are heavy and have been heavier. Not hating, simply stating a fact.

Still lets see your face, wanna see if you are pretty.

>>675305620
I appreciate it.

>>675306887
I know fat people arent as hated as /b/ likes to believe. The thing is the guy is pretty tall, 6' 6 or so and chubby, I wouldnt say land whale, but heavy. And we banter everytime he's there, he just wasnt today.

>>675297989
guys are just waiting for girls to talk to them because they fear rejection themselves. as long as he isn't gay, you should get an eager reception by saying just about anything

>>675307159
I gained weight on depression and anit psychotic meds. I've been taken off of them and have lost a good 36 pounds over the last 2 months. I am improving, I see no reason to explain myself to anons but whatever.

I am fat, but i'm working to be thin. No I will not post my face.

>>675307224

I was bantering with this girl in a shop today and she was fat with all these piercings and she basically told me she was a slob. I was buying a load of cleaning stuff and she said she never cleaned, her bedroom was mess and her cats fucked up everything.

I was disgusted by her tbh, but still i was nice and sweet to her because i don't think it is cool to be nasty and upset people.

Bantering is not a sure sign is what I am saying.

>>675307524

Wasn't really criticizing you. Everyone is different and you have the right to be who you want to be just responding to this

>I'm really not as heavy as my tits imply.

It's cool sorry if i upset you.

>>675307524
you're not much wider than that piece of paper >>675297677 you're holding up, 11.5 inches wide, so that's really not that bad. not big at all

>>675296876
Jesus Christ just ask him and touch him

Post pussy

>>675307778
Well, I don't have peircings, just one in each ear. I'm not disgusting, I have no pets. I clean after myself. I shave, I put on lotion, I wear a light fragrance, I put on makeup, I try. I am not fat and slobby by nature, I was put on medication when I was 13 and ballooned. I have lost weight and am working on improving myself.

He also always initiates the conversation and is always really excited to see me. He practically yells across the store. I fell like he does like me, but is just awkward. We like the same games and have had discussuions on PC vs console, the COD franchise and how shit it is, the Souls series, and Elder Scrolls. I am at least 70% sure he likes me.

Just start with not being fat, and the rest will come naturally

>>675308015
It's fine man. I know you don't know my circumstances. I won't fault you.

>>675308144
I hope to lose 100 pounds by August. I hate being fat.

>>675296876
Say hi to him and ask if he wants go for a coffee sometime

A tit fuck would seal the deal but there is nothing better than an impromptu blowjob to show him how you feel

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Smile
Make a comment about him

>>675308870
Wtf how fat are you

Also you are what a 6?

>>675308669
If he's awkward and shy you should initiate. Be like let's go get coffee. Or let's play vidya games. Just be the one to initiate. Better to know if he likes you than wonder if he does.

>>675296876
If he is really a nerd, be straightforward, as we tend to shy away from indirect displays, but don't get all pushy either. With that in mind just tell him...

>>675296876

I'll take "shit that nobody has ever said" for 500, Alex.

>>675297677

Can I see your ass? i am a nerd and i want to fap it looking at your back pussy and bumhole.

You have a pussy. Just ask him if he wants some. Answer will be yes.

>>675296876
Listen, OP, most dudes will be flattered that you feel that way. Next time you go in to the store, ask him if he'd like to catch a movie or some shit. Unless he's taken or gay, he'll go with you guaranteed. Nice mammary glands by the way. He'll probably be sucking on them within the week if you do what I said. And everyone can fuck off with the white knight comments. I've been trolling her most of the thread.

>>675309012
220, my waist is rather thin for a fatass. A lot is in my hips, thighs, ass, and breasts. My thighs are wider than my waist. But I dont like my stomach or how bulbous and uneven my thighs are. Cellulite and all.

>>675309479
wat

>>675308669
Then, invite him to do something. Just causally say "we should hang out sometime" if you're too uncomfortable with being forward. If he wants it he'll take it. You want to place interest on the table and an opportunity.
>blah blah games blah blah weeb shit
>ha-ha that's great, we should hang out somtime when you're free
>wait for reactions
If he says "sure" which he will then give him your number then wait a couple of days or so and if he doesn't make a move let him know when you're free.
>"so I'll be free x/x/x if you dont have any plans"

If he doesn't like you and just sweet talks you as a customer don't fret. You'll regret not knowing rather than knowing.

>>675309911
What state you in?

>>675309911
What is your heigh?

>>675296876

1. Get most panties
2. Put panties in game packaging
3. Go to store
4. "I'd like to return this please"
5. Direct eye contact, smile
6. ????????????
7. Give birth

>>675309679
No more pics sorry.

>>675309765
At least youre honest about it. No hard feelings bro. I'm fat and deserve to be ridiculed. If he had been there I wouldve asked. I'm just nervous around the female workers. I feel like everyone who works there knows who I am at this point, they always smile at me and wave and stuff. I go in there at least once a week.

>>675310206
Whatever you do don't do this

>>675310167
5'6

>>675310139
I'm not willing to disclose that. In the south tho

'I always enjoy seeing you here and I was wondering if you want to hang out or go out with me sometime? Maybe this Saturday?'

>>675296876
>Lose weight
>Stop playing video games

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>>675310398
Kek I won't

>>675300084
This. Just ask him out for coffee or a drink. Really not hard. If you want you can ease into it by giving him a personal compliment, like "I like your ___" or "Thanks for your help, you're really sweet" or some shit

>>675310546
But i like games. Why should I stop?

>>675310353

I actually like your boobs and having a semi but since I am not twelve i need a little more. You seem like an OK chick and i feel you would help a brother out. Hide your identity if you must but I will know I am jerking it to the girl in this thread who wanted to ask a nerd out.

>>675305745
If you're still lurking, I'd say just go out and be as forward as possible. Guys love it when girls make the first move

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>>675307524
Men are so obsessed with women if they develop complex theories and tests when it comes to talking to them. One of these theories is that if a woman is available, and you can hold a conversation with her for 3 minutes, she will either give you her phone number when asked, or she never would have in the first place. In our society, the burden of asking usually falls to the man. But if you can have a 3 minute conversation with this guy, he will give you his phone number. If he doesn't, he never would have been the first place. There are certainly things you can do to help yourself. Losing weight is the most important of these things. Some women look better with makeup, so makeup can be an important thing. Wearing clothes that fit, as in they hug the shape of your body, goes without saying ( as long as you're not fat). After that, you can only rely on your true personality. If your personality can not accommodate you looking your best, there's a flaw in your personality. And you must change it.

>>675296876
it's me, just ask me lol. orange logo yeah?

>>675296876
Most of you neck bearded basement dwellers would prematurely ejaculate if you saw her tits irl. Stop acting like you wouldn't love to date her. None of you are alpha, you're on /b/ for christ's sake. I sure wish someone like her would find me some day. Hell, I'd just like to feel the warm hug of another human being. But, back to playing Metal Gear Solid for the millionth time and mowing my lawn at night with a manual push mower because it's quiet and nobody will see me. Most of you are probably exactly like me.

Ih hes a stinky nerd all yiu have to ask to hang out and play video games. Talk abiut your boobs and make him aware yiu want some dick. If hes a normal nerd then you have to be good semi attractive atleast to do this

>>675308669
Literally just ask him out. You are doing everything right. Just ask him out. If he says no it will not matter. TRUST ME. It DOESN'T MATTER AT ALL. But if he says yes, it will matter hugely.

>>675310776
Source?

>>675310799
What?

>>675310659
Kek I'm honored. Cum tribute maybe? I'll hang it on my wall.

Seeing as how you just exposed yourself to thousands of randoms on here, id say just dont try it becase you will already make a horrible partner

>>675310353
Fuck what anyone else thinks, especially the female workers. You've only got this one life, anon. For all you know that small date you go on could turn in to a family and a life long partner. Fuck what anyone thinks, especially 4chan.

Hey OP are you hoping this dude hangs out on 4chan. Coz if he does and sees this thread he will run a mile.

>>675311299
the store has a orange logo yeah?

I would kind of be interested in seeing more of op, but I think she's gone. Saved for later bait.

>>675296876
OP,. if you are still lurking. Just give him a shot of that cleavage with the girls holstered up. Then ask if he wants to see them unleashed. Guaranteed results.
Sauce: I am a nerd.
Thank you for your adherence to the rules. The world needs more femanons like you.

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>>675296876
Wow I love your big softs tits. Anyways just ask him if he wants to go see a movie or something my girl asked me if I wanted to see Deadpool when we first dated and I love it and its been amazing ever since probaly go see the new batman vs superman movie my two cents.

>>675311474
>gamestop
>orange logo
Are you autism?

>>675310776
>Wearing clothes that fit, as in they hug the shape of your body, goes without saying ( as long as you're not fat).

No, if you're fat there is literally no point in hiding it. If you successfully hide it and the person doesn't like your body type they will dump you after they finally see it. Also you will fail to attract guys who actually like chubbies.

>>675296876
Jesus why is this thread still going?

>>675311036
>hugely
jesus christ I lost

>>675305525
He's 100% correct.

>>675297677
Just give him your phone number, smile and walk away.

>>675311299

Yeah sure. I will definitely be cumming and I want you to see my cock so if you want a tribute, a tribute you shall have.

Or leave your skype on here.

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>>675297989
jfc do not say that that is creepy as fuck and not as cute as the betas on this board will tell you it is
He may dig that if he's really beta (like you) but if he has an once of normalcy in him he'll freak
Just find an excuse to strike up a normal conversation and segway into asking for his number/asking him out sometime

>>675311630
where does anyone state gamestop? i'm talking about the UK

>>675311849
You realize that's not OP, right?

>>675296876
Op if you're still lurking here's what you do. Next time you're chatting with him just ask what he's doing after work. He'll either say nothing, in which case you ask him if he would like to join you for a walk or dinner or movie or something. If he says he's doing something ask if you can join depending on what it is of course. If he's just watching Netflix and eating, go for it. If he's having a dudes night or visiting his mom, not so much. Guys like it when girls ask them out, especially since he's at work he can't ask you so everything should work out nicely. Remember the worst thing that can happen is he says no. In which case nothing changes.

>>675311897
Go back to uni ol' chap, and have a cup of Earl Grey on me.

>>675311474
No, what game store is that even?

>>675311589
I'm not the skanky type.

>>675311405
It's just that theres these two girls (read as fat cunts) who just side eye me when I go in there, they've always been like that, even before the guy and I started talking.

>>675311412
It wouldn't surprise me if he did.

>>675311329
>exposed myself
>anonymous image board

>>675296876
Kek, don't listen to these retards. DO NOT LOSE WEIGHT. You're fat cow tits and unsightly body are most likely your defining characteristics; your personality. It's what makes you noticeable, even if it's in the same vein as a shit sculpture at the museum be noticeable compared to a standard portrait

>>675296876
Have you tried the "Hey, let's date?" approach?

>>675305745

>I'm really not as heavy as my tits imply


Look at your fucking fingers. You are obese. G FUCKING G

>>675311897
kek I'm americunt

>>675311923
that actually was me

>>675311849
kek sweet, how about a fake email?

>>675312249
Not me

OP just leave the thread at this point. I like your tits, you'll just be put down. You know what to do, talk to him. Just work up the courage, if the female workers know you already they probably know you like each other. Good luck but don't be a whore posting tits when two start hooking up.

>>675312249

Sure. I am serious. I really dig you.

>>675296876
Men arent like girls, if you simply walk up to him and ask him out, you'll know. He'll prob say yes if you're attractive

>>675310546
Just because you dont like anything good doesn't mean she can't either

>>675312514
I will. Too many people responding as me. Thread is dead and I'm abandoning this shit.

>>675312249

If that is you timestamp a piece of paper with the fake email on it.

>>675296876

more titties

>>675312521
[email protected]

Its a an account for twitter raids and dark souls trolling. Anyone remember the Ariana Hates America thing?

>>675312153
i wouldn't do that OP. it will scary the hell out of him.
just start asking for some insignificant activity together, ie game, or ask if he can come to your place to fix some shity ethernet cable (which you obviously will have broken before)
things will find their way naturally

>>675312916
Ewww yahoo

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>>675312727
Sorry if its flipped

>>675313100
ikr