>>675290181
Why do you do programming instead?

>>675290181

This thread again?

>>675290181
I keep fucking my gf at night when she sleeps . She has no idea when she wakes up as I do very soft sex but I still cum inside . When she wakes up she acts like nothing ever happen even when she does to the restroom I mean there must be some cum in her panties or something why doesn't she say anything ? Maybe she likes it ?

>>675290181
I actually went to my doctor, told them all the issues, got referred to a nurse( that would then speak to a psychologist)
I got told I have so many symptoms
Depression, Autism, anxiety, sociopathy(?), schizofrenia etc. That they had no treatment for me.
I could seek a psychologist in private.
What do you think of that solution?

>>675290570
Programming is who hired me. Im good at it too.

>>675290713
A therapist and psychiatrist would be better able to serve you.

>>675290636
This post again?

>>675290676
What does this have to do with mental health?

>>675290181
Isn't it about time you pulled yourself together, and stopped feeling sorry for yourself? You've got a pretty easy life, after all.

>>675290895
Who said I feel sorry for myself? Im depressed, not self loathing.

>>675290181
"Good News Fry, to save on nutronium fuel for the ship, I have installed solar panels on your nipples! now let's test those puppies, FOR SCIENCE!!!"

I remember that episode.
OP, do you?

>>675291219
Nope. Musta been after the show went bad.

>>675291143
OK Mr Psychologist, what's the difference between "depression" and just moping around like a spoiled, sulky brat?

>>675291411
Pretty much everything.

>>675290181
Not suicidal anymore, OP? That's good to hear.

I'm pretty close to the edge, how bad/long will it upset my family if I kill myself? I'm already a burden so I imagine they'll get over it in a few years, but what does the doc say?

>>675291411
A fucking lot

>>675291467
Oh Iam, but it didn'ttest well with /b/.

Apparently being suicidal is not allowed on 4chan.

>>675291623
It will upset them more than anything lse in their entire lives besides spousal death.

Whats your opinion on smoking weed while depressed?

>>675291814
Bad idea with little goof evidence to support it

But if it keeps you from commuting sudoku, go for it.

You still have yet to prove that you are a major in the field, as you have claimed.

>>675290181
I was very close to my mother and cared for her as she died from cancer. I'm now angry at everything, struggling with alcohol, and struggle to get anything done and motivate myself. Will grief counselling help?

>>675291465
Is that the scientific answer?

Let's put it another way: home come depression is more prevalent among comfortable westerners who've had everything handed to them on a plate, and who never had to struggle in life? After all, previous generations lived through world wars, and there was no mass outbreak of "depression."

>>675291814
Not op, but i found it impossible to smoke weed while depressed. It made me more depressed and made me focus on the bad stuff that was bothering me more. Everyone reacts different to weed tho so my experience is basically useless lol

>>675291933
Yeah and you haven't proven you aren't a bot. You go first.

>>675291936
Yes! Go today, you dolt.

>>675290181
I spoke to my doc about depression a couple weeks ago. Got started on sertraline, was told it'd take up to a month to start working.

Not entirely certain how i should feel / know if its working. I think I sleep better / get up better - but idk if that is just me overthinking it :s

OK, how can I beat my fear to failure, I have some draw skills and I like doing things I didn't know I can do well, but most of the time I prefer not doing something because I have in my mind the picture I might suck at it

>>675290181
show tits, you are clearly a girl

>>675292037
To imply I am a bot is completely ridiculous. A bot would not be able to respond in a manner related to the post. It would just be spamming some link to some "free" porn. So, how about you prove you've majored in psychology now?

>>675291992
It...isnt. China and india have huge depressed populations. Depression is well diagnosed basically everywhere.

But if you look as masloves chart, emotional comes after physical needs. Thus why morepeople with physical needs satisfied sent k help.

Not sure why Ibother; you don'twant to learn, you want to insult. So insult me, but not the depressed people in this .thread They don'tdeserve it.
>>675292092
Its subtle. Don'tworry.

>>675291999
Same. I enjoy smoking but not a good idea if I have something troubling on my mind, smoking only enhances my anxiety.

>>675290181
Go back to tumblr

>>675292239
Eh an RNN could have easily made that text. Prove you aren't a bot.

>>675292128
Success tends to .work Pick a small project and finish it. Then a slightly bigger one. Etc until you are working on the mona lisa.

>>675292389
Ew no. /b/ is my home, newfag

Is there anything I can do to improve my intelligence? Genuinely stupid guy here.

>>675290181
Hey there, futurama fan. Still down in the dumps?

I've been dating this girl online for 15 months. I wasn't clingy but I was a little protective and she liked it. Things have been a little dull but we've gotten through it in the past. Today she told me that she basically doesn't like me anymore and that she's sorry. Just like that, 15 months are gone. How do I get over this before I kill myself.

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Ok seriously being depressed is making it really hard to do things how do I get rid of my depressions

>>675292523
Nah just depressed

>>675292486
Yes. Study, research, and puzzles all improve reasoning.

>>675292578
You find someone new.

>>675292425
You are just trying to avoid proving that you have majored in psychology.

>>675292611
Seek medical attention.

I am currently out on bail for cannabis importation and I am lying my ass off on my CV to fill in the gap time. I have created two fictitious companies in different time zones abroad so no one can call them during the day here and will probably email. What is wrong with me op? I am not adding new skills but filling my gap time. I dont see it as too morally wrong.

>>675290181 (OP)
Go back to tumblr

I was raped as a kid. It never really affected me growing up, i even forgave the person who did it, face to face. When i smoked weed a while back ago, i was having a lot of flashbacks to those nights. I try not to think about it.
>tl;dr should i talk with someone about when i was getting raped?

>>675292675
No, im simply exposing the big flaws in your request. Im anon, dear.

>>675292698
>>675292698
Yes, because you are a criminal. Duh.

>>675292797
Yes.

>>675292634
That sucks. Anything particular, or general out of fucks to give feeling?

>>675292864
Genetics man.

>>675292797
weed tends to bring things that are emotionally changed to the front of your mind and you should just monitor it and not cast judgement. Keep doing this and you shall be cured. Be glad its coming to the surface.

>not op

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>>675291992
War seemed to have an inverse effect on suicide rates, but on the other hand, you better fucking bet your ass people were dropping like flies during the GREAT DEPRESSION.

In fact those suicide rates where the highest they have ever been in that time. Generation back then wasn't any stronger than the current one. It's just perceptions.

Source: http://ije.oxfordjournals.org/content/39/6/1464/F1.expansion.html

>>675290794
What programming language did you start out with learning?

>>675292857
There is no exposure of anything. That syntactically makes no sense. You are giving the simplest of answers to even the most complex of questions and trying to pass that off as psychologist-level advice, in a sense. My asking for you to prove that you have majored in psychology is, in no way, related to you just saying, "You're a bot" as a scapegoat. It makes no sense.

>>675292989
Exactly right. Thank you kindly snon.

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>>675292425

Thanks anon

>>675292935
Genetically depressed? Didn't know that was a thing.

>>675290181
What's the best way to get a doctor to prescribe you retain/adderall?

Struggling with major depression over 10 years ( Diagnosed 3 times with different psycs several years apart). Managed to function well so far, steady job msc in engineering and gf.
I am having massive concentration issues, chronic procrastination and learning problems.
Refused all medication. If I take meds, will I become more of a potato or will I be able to function, or will just stop giving a shit about it?

>>675292857
>>675292976
So just try to aknowledge it, but not let it lead to anything?

>>675291992
http://www.worldatlas.com/articles/countries-with-the-most-suicides-in-the-world.html


Maybe look up some stats before you start spewing shit like an ignorant retard. It isn't more prevalent among westerners by any means. You're a fucking idiot.

>>675293205
.Exactly. Don'tlet it live you; you are the one in charge, right?

>>675293285
Japan in particular had a big problem with suicide.
>>675293061
C.

>>675293075
Com on, you can do better bot. Sounds like shit caught by gmails email filter.

>>675293125
No problem "anon"

>>675293134
Yup.

>>675293148
Say you csnt focus and it is impacting your life.

>>675293166
You'llbe able to function more. Try adderall.

>>675290181
So OP your a Psychologist yet your Depressed af and want to die?

>>675293166
Not OP, but think of it this way. You've tried for 10 years without medication and no successes? Try it with. Maybe it's the change you need.

>>675293375
So you're not a psychology major then?

>>675293443
I don't want to die; im suicidal. Its different.

>>675293466
I am. Why do you say that?

>>675293375
That sucks. Sorry, bro. I hope you at least have some good days.

>>675293554
Because you avoid proving it at all costs.

Depression: a way of getting on welfare and scoring drugs.

>>675293134
http://depressiongenetics.stanford.edu/mddandgenes.html

I think the problem here is that most people assume depression is a factor of circumstances and choice.

Genetics play a very strong role, unfortunately.

http://www.healthline.com/health/depression/genetic

According to this ^

" The chromosome 3p25-26 was found in more than 800 families with recurrent depression. Scientists believe as much as 40 percent of those with depression can trace it to a genetic link. Environmental and other factors make up the other 60 percent. "

>>675293611
Thank you. I appreciate it.

>>675293635
Not at all costs. Just some, bot man.

>>675293653
The amount of people on welfare for mental issues compared to physical ones is tiny.

Also no one wants to score antidepressnts. They are like anti viagra.

>>675293075
You've probably figured out by now that OP is not a psychologist. She's an attention whore posing as a psychologist so she can attract people to her by offering to advise those sincerely seeking answers. Everybody has a question they would like to ask a psychologist. In reality, she's feeding off their attention and pity. If she had any conscience at all she would feel ashamed of herself, yet she's still here.

>>675293801
Nah, it's at all costs.

>>675293959
I have many costs I could pay and haven't. So no.

>>675293728
I'm not saying it's not possible, just something I've never encountered. I'm not a depressed person, never have been. So I don't really have any way to properly show empathy.

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>>675293443
The two aren't mutually exclusive bro

You can be a auto mechanic and still have your car break down.

>>675293635
>asking an anon to provide credentials for anything

>>675290181
whats the difference between depression and emotional pain

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Homeless brit anon has found a job of some kind. He's working for a friend's uncle, it seems, though I don't know what kind of a job it is, how much he's getting paid or how legal any of that is. Jokingly he said he's sucking dicks 5 bucks a pop. I hope that's not true.

I don't know where he's living either, he could be crashing on a friend's sofa or using a caravan he was offered.

He doesn't seem depressed at all, and has many times said he's not depressed. It looks like he'll be okay, though I still don't have any experience with things like this.

Now if I could find a job and keep it like that...

Do you still want updates on him?

Also he said that he's got feelings towards a 16yo female friend of his, and asked me if it was 'okay'. That's not something I can help him with at all though...

>>675294007
Nah, it's at all costs. You've yet to prove it so you're not a psychologist.

>>675293902
This.

>>675294121
She can provide her credentials and blacken her name if she really has them. It's not rocket science nor is it impossible.

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>>675294164
Depression is chronic. Emotional pain is sort of abstract. Depression can cause emotional pain, but need not.

Sorry if that is confusing.

>>675294180
Is it hard for you to find a job?

>>675294256
>not p implies not q

Not sure your logic checks out.

>>675294260
He isn't.

>>675294121
Its like theyve never been to /b/ before.

>>675293801
You're welcome. I really do hope you wake up tomorrow with a smile.

>>675294399
If there is no reason to believe you have the major, then it is implied something =/= P must be =/= Q until proven otherwise.

>>675294558
Im sure I will, now that you've said so anonymous.

>>675294630
Actually, that would be metastable or null; you don'thave enough information to solve the boolean equation completely.

>>675290181
What sort of mental disorder leads to to copy pasta like you do?

>>675290181
My depression seems to be getting worse as the months go by. Been single for about 2 years now, unemployed (job interview this week though)

>>675294736
Autism.

>>675294777
Have you sought mental help? As well, try upwork. It was fantastic for me.

>>675290181
I fall in love very quick, why is this so

>>675294730
Fucking obviously, which is why I said "implied". I didn't say it *is*. I basically just said "burden of proof lies upon you"

>>675294861
Well it's not severe but I'm just tired of not feeling alright you know?
Im in that childish mindset of thinking that i need someone in my life in order to be happy and I know rationally that's a load of shit.

>>675294933
Too much oxytocin. Its a good thing; enjoy it.

>>675294969
Implications don't work in the presence of nulls, so no, your math is wrong.

>>675295073
So change your mindset

>>675293444
>Trips

Because I'm scared of becoming a carefree fucktard who has no sense of responsibility.

I am afraid I'll become one of those wastes of space who decide to leave everything behind to go on a spiritual journey in some shithole.

>>675290181
what does jung and freud think about your depression?

>>675290181
You are a narcissist.
How many times have I seen this thread?
OK if you want my advice, stop being so self centered, it may actually do you some good to think about something else other than yourself.

>>675294730
I know it's pretty juvenile to assume that things will magically brighten, and you'll wake up carefree. But maybe knowing someone else is in your corner will at least help...

>>675295114
Lol regardless of that you still have yet to prove it m8

>>675295073
Don't rely on other people to help you, even if they want to care they can't care nearly as much as you.

>>675294399
>Is it hard for you to find a job?
...Sort of. There's a lot of shit I need to take care of first...
But that's not why I'm here at all. I'll pop in when I need help with that.

Do you still want updates on that anon? Or do you have any advice for him? I really don't know what to do.

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>>675295271
probably not a whole lot because they're fucking dead.

>>675295175
So instead you are stuck doing he same thing? You are what you hate, anon

>>675295301
>megalomaniac
Thats a mental illness

>>675295301
>think about something else other than yourself

I thought she was offering a hand to help people

>>675295271
Nothing, they are .dead

>>675295313
And your math is still wrong m8

>>675295311
It does, ill admit.

>>675295361
Keep me up to date. He seemsyo have a plan.

>>675295371
learn something for once you retard fuck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tja6_h4lT6A

>>675295114
How can i enjoy it when it makes me depressed I dont have even a single chance girl already has a bf

>>675290181
ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MEME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME

>>675295522
I don't care though. I'm just trying to get you to prove that you've actually majored in psychology and you have yet to prove it. You're really giving these people false hope. :\

What do you do you you've got no more fight in you?

>>675290181
tits or gtfo

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>>675295532
Find a new girl. Should be easy given your oxytocin level

>>675295622
Eh? I tell them to go ti their doctor. Where is the falseness?

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Should I continue taking Sertraline or is it a placebo affect?

I have been off and on (mostly on) sertraline since I was 13 (now 24) and the last time I got back on it (about a year ago) my whole life changed for the better.

However, I made a concerted effort to change my life, and it is hard to tell if I did it myself or if the meds had any affect. I suffer from heavy depression/anxiety.

>>675295686
You find someone to carry you

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>>675295557
Forgot the picture silly willy

>>675295371
Even your shadow is a fucking faggot lmao

>>675295531
Tool is actually one of my favorite bands.
This song is about pretentious faggots like you:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1yfVKsB8wU

>>675295828
It is more potent than placebo according to studies.

>>675295836
What if the one who can carry you is busy with another person?

>>675295400
I'm quite aware of that. I've been pondering pros and cons of unknown medication vs a gun for quite some time now.

I have been on 4chan since 2003. There is something fucked up about me. What if with my altered brain chemistry, I turn into a pedophile or something

I want to mass torture, rape, and kill all my enemies in mass.

I get so angry I can sometimes imagine myself biting someone's nose clean off their face.

Obviously after all that I would an hero.

>>675295522
Gotta get back to work. I'll swing by if I see you around tomorrow. Hope you can't a good day, and every time we wake up on the green side of the grass is a victory lol. Good bye for now.

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>>675295846

Is there a good way to tell if your prone to begin an addict?

>>675295884
Poor little shit.

At least you know about good music, you are not such a faggot afterall, but just a little less faggot.

>>675296025
I can relate to the rape but that's more of a depraved faggot who wants control type thing.

>>675295891
>>675295943
You find someone .else

Or you figure out you could make it further than you thought.

>>675295972
No medication is unknown; read the patents.

>>675296043
Be well.

>>675296076
Yes. Are you human?

I don't feel depressed or anything but I'm worried about the future. I'm not that far away from finishing my degree but I've had a severe lack of motivation in the last year or so and it is obviously affecting my performance. Sometimes I feel a rush of motivation to study but I end up doing absolutely nothing and I'm only preparing for tests a couple days before they happen and I've missed some homework assignments because I don't feel like reading the book and trying because I think the material will be too difficult to understand anyway. I hate being like this.

>>675290181
You are such a good person.

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>>675295521
And has she actually helped anyone or simply given the impression that's she's helping?

Whatever one sentence of advice she gave you I'm sure you could have worked out for yourself. Stop enabling her.

>>675296148
Medication is known to have different effect from patient to patient. Go back to your bsc in philosophy.

Hello I have a hard time full commenting to life choices I feel like the cons always out weigh the pros and I always feel like I'm in a slump and not happy. How would I go about moving in the right direction

I'm worried I might have bipolar disorder.

I recently found out that both my father and brother have it, and since then have been noticing patterns in my behaviour that could be interpreted this way, but I'm not sure if I only see that because I'm subconsciously looking for it.

My father was relatively old when I was conceived (39), and I was also exposed to a lot of marijuana smoke as a child.

How likely is it that I have bipolar?

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>>675295972
>mah altered brain chemistry

All you have done, all your choices in life has left you here. But you already swallow all your excuses and now they are your reality.

Good job faggot, you dont know how to be human.

There is no such thing as alteres brain chemistry, the brain changes trough traumatic experience but thats a diferent thing.

You are a customer to them, they are just selling you drug and taking away your money.

Fail human being lmao

>>675296217
Get better organized and make a journal to chart out your progress. It helps.

>>675296221
No im .not

>>675296303
Once the action is performed, repeating it is easy. But figuring it out in the first place, ah, now there is the rub.

>>675296367
That doesn't make it ,unknown it makes it less then perfectly predictable. Thus why we have statistical studies.

This isn'thard you .know

>>675296368
Do things without talkingyourself out of it. Do small simple easily accomplished ones, and build up from .there

Take it one piece at a time, and it wont be a problem.

>>675296532
Very. It is highly genetic.

>>675290181
BEHOLD MY DOUBLES OF TRUTH.

O.P IS CURED.

>>675296148
>Xanax prescribed for anxiety
>Side effects include anxiety
>Patients with anxiety quite likely to get more anxious due to being afraid of addicted to Xanax

It's like brain surgery with a shotgun.

>>675296600
You have no idea how medication works. Gg.

>>675290181
You are such a good person.

>>675296831
No a shotgun would be cleaner.

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>>675290181
Do you feel that you are mentally ill or do you think you're too smart to find enjoyment in life or to adapt to human nature?

I've been suffering with depression for over 2 years now. I've tried to keep up college and work but it's too fucking hard for me. I also have no motive to live and find money redundant. I feel like I can never truly fit in with others because I don't share their motives. I sometimes think I'm too intelligent to actually enjoy normal things that normal humans enjoy. It sounds so stuck up and cringey but it's how I feel.

>>675296843
i worked for a pharma company. yeah i know shit about the most powerfull and lucrative industry in the world.

Just smoke weed OP and case closed.

Hey annon, when you do a hayahuasca trip in brasil with a shaman, you come talk to me ok?

La soga del muerto

>>675290181
I can't decide if I'm a failure or just keep getting a raw deal. It's incredibly unnerving. I'm having issues with college currently. I had to drop out of high school at 17, a week after my birthday. Got my GED and started at 19. Geneds, English, science, all that shit is fine, but I'm once again finding myself in a math course I can't complete. I got in the 99th percentile for everything but math, as I hadn't had basically any since 8th grade. I had to start at 002 and had to retake one course on the way. Currently I'm failing calculus due to missing knowledge of trigonometry and trig functions. This knowledge is upsetting almost to a suicidal degree, as I've been in school 3 years now, and desperately want to learn engineering and things related design and fabrication. I got an exam back that is the nail in the coffin for this course yesterday, and while I don't want to and would never kill myself I found myself believing I'd be better off dead, and simply not wanting to live.
This is also the third time I've had a course of the same basic level of chemistry too, but previously I had many issues during the other attempts, family very close to me dying or in crisis, depression, anxiety and ADD/ADHD eventually diagnosed but too late, and instructors I could not clearly understand. Now that I have even a debatably incompetent chemistry instructor who speaks clear English, and I am able to ask for help, I've been actually been doing alright, ~85% on the exams so far. Online homework shows me around 80% while class average is 55%, only points I've lost were incompletions (I have had literally 0 outside support financial or otherwise for 6 years, the instructor refuses to make any sort of compensation for the fact that I work 54 hour weekends.).

Why am I a such a fucking mess?

>>675296614
You've received more abuse on here than gratitude. That would have made anyone else quit by now. You clearly have an ulterior motive. What this anon said:
>>675293902

>>675296691
What should I do? talk to a doctor? or a psychiatrist? do nothing until it becomes affecting to the point that others notice it?

>>675297007
Fucking weeb detected.
Go choke on a manga doll, you Chinese cartoon loving faggot.

I have severe schizoaffective and hypersomnia.
I take lamictal 300mg, propanolol 30mg twice daily and perphernezene 16mg.

I feel like I want to die literally all day every day and just feel like absolute shit. I've learned the DBT and CBT and apply them daily.

I've been working with doctors for 11 years now and I /still/ see and hear shit thats "not there", get paranoid.

Should I just an hero?

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>>675297249
>calling someone on 4chan a weeb

>>675297007
Yeah no such thing. Happiness among those with high iqs is not that lower than lower iqs, and correlates with security sane as everyone else.

Im depressed due to serotonin being fragile in my system. I would never be so conceited as to think im smarter than .average

>>675297035
Already did dmt

>>675297097
Random chance. Sorry kid.

>>675297129
Really? Now its because Iwont stop that im somehow evil?

I give up; cant please some people. But dont do it for gratitude so...

>>675297166
Talk to a doctor. He or she can direct you to a specialist.

>>675297252
Ask about seroquel. Could help.

Don't give up hope; treatment is available.

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>>675297249
so analfurious

>>675297647
Not evil, necessarily. But I don't think you're here to help, you seem to be doing this for your own self-centered reasons. We all have reason to believe you're not a psychologist, as you claim to be, and the advice you give is hollow and done with a flippant and superficial tone. You seem to be feeding off of the negative attention you're getting on here, that's my impression.

>>675298367
Pretty sure you are just asserting things without evidence at this point.

>>675298367
I'm starting to think this too...

>>675298690
Me three. Seems too helpful to be real.

>>675290636
>>675290636
>>675290636

>>675298857
Opposite for me
>>675297097
Can't help but think a shrink would have more to say or at least some questions.

>>675299125
Much too helpful in her responses to be real.

>>675290181
>not a psychiatrist
>minecraft servers are not programming

You would not BELIEVE how much fun I had killing boris.

>>675297647
I've tried seroquil, risperdal, abilify, and geodon geodon. perphrenezene is the only one that works at all.

Also, I've never once found an antidepressant that works. prozac, wellbutrin, remerom, zoloft, etc (FUCK GEODON AND REMERON REEEE)

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>>675297647
I don't know.. I live in Ireland and the average IQ is probably low as fuck (Especially in older/less educated people). They all seem to be the happy people to me. I understand there is no direct correlation between having high IQ and having depression, but I feel life is a lot easier for the dumber who take it with a pinch of salt.

>>675299930
And ireland surely has no malcontents, right?

>>675299858
Have you tried trazadone?

>>675290181
Why did you study psychology pretending it was because you liked helping others? but it was all along because you needed help and you were afraid to admit it even to yourself.

Why don't you quit bullshit and admit that the only solution to your problems are not on a book of theoretical psychology.

Why don't you face it?

>>675299809
I sold part of it, gave some parts to special needs, and threw the rest away.

You ever notice how practically everyone who met you moved away?

>>675300583
>>675300583
Uhm. Exactly how am I not facing it? I go to therapy. Im even going to be in new drug trials for depression.

Why do you assume so much about something you know very little about?

>>675300827
You expect those things to fix you with little input yourself.

>was the opinion of no psychiatrist ever

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>>675300075
>And ireland surely has no malcontents, right?
I'm not sure what you mean by that. Of course. But because some people complain at things sometimes doesn't mean they aren't happy.

>>675301079
What? How can you assert that without knowing me at all?

Are you in my group session? Steve is that you? Steve im sorry for not bringing cookies last week, I really tried but they didn't bake well!

OP I study psychology and I can't fine the motivation to do the work. I hate leaving my room and can't think of anything to say when people talk to me. I stay up all night and sleep all day, sometimes 12 hours. Id rather hide from people that are my friends. What is wrong with me?

>>675301480
You have generalized anxiety disorder. Seek help.

>>675301327
Your tendancy to use medications and therapy as medals instead of tumors

>was the opinion of no one who ever needed these things

You can't cook worth a shit, is why.

>>675301864
Look steve I know you are upset but this is stalking. Ill have to fike a restraining order if you keep this up.

I told you I didnt like you that night you tried to kiss me; get over it!

>>675290181
what's your myer briggs personality type?

>>675301642
>I'm anxious
>you have anxiety

Massive deduction sherlock.

>>675302206
I don't haveone as they are pseudoscience

>>675302221
Then seek treatment if you know what you have.

Hey! It's the weak attention whore again!

>>675302108
>that night I had you in my ass with my jean skirt and hairy legs.

Fike away faggot.

>>675302513
Odd to announce yourself like that.

>>675302364
>ama thread
>seek help
>most basic of disorders

Top tier psychiatry

>>675302599
What of mine did I put in your ass again? I don't have any of the parts that normally do that, steve.

Stop lying for your own benefit; I am fiking a report with the police!

>>675302787
Anxiety is very complex. Why do you think we have so many subtypes?

>>675302641
We are approaching very wow, houston.

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>>675302641
oh baby
In all serious though, why the fuck is everyone bitching when OP is just giving out some help. It's a fucking 4chan thread... it not like she's getting anything from this.

>>675290181
I lost all of my friends in the past 2 months and im stuck living with my insane schizophrenic brother who I decided to work with. Due to his insanity, however, he now wont let me out of the house without his direct supervision with the threat of eviction if i ever leave his sight. Not only that, he directly lies to my parents and as a result i have no way back to my hometown. Basically he promised to help me with the business that we ran together but i found out it was just a way to trap me with him and my only route is either never leave the apartment for 6 months or kill myself out of sheer loneliness. What the fuck do i do?

Call the cops. Someone is holding you against your will. Don't let them.

I work as a chef. One of our busboys have been away for a few weeks and the doctors haven't been able to find anything wrong with him. Today they found he has lung cancer and everyone was up in arms and sad because of how horrible it was. And they were like: "Hey anon have you heard the news? Isn't that terrible?" And I was like meh? Like I couldn't even pretend to brood. Is there something wrong with me emotionally?

>>675302910
>answer no questions
>keep the tangeants going
>never admitting I'm wrong means I'm always right
>being a master shill is better than having friends
>I just have depression, not a major pervasive disorder

(X) Doubt

>>675290181
I feel no sympathy for anything and I Find Joy in watching people die, I deeply hate myself and want to kill myself. But I won't go out without taking a bunch of people with me.

>>675303475
Yes.

>>675303514
I answer questions.

>>675303028
>telling everyone to seek treatment and take pills

Because we can get that advice anywhere, OP....you are quite useless.

>>675303603
Seek mental help, columbine

>>675303701
And yet...people clearly aren't getting that advice. Weird huh?

>>675301327
Yes, it's me who is this??

>>675303345
I have to comply with his demands otherwise i will be homeless. There is no other option. He took all my funds.

>>675303701
But people are asking regardless....

>>675303893
Its allison! Steve is that you?

>>675304007
So call the cops and get your money back.

>>675303807
>here to help
>everyone but me is an idiot

What you are doing is not helpful, and useless.

>>675304118
Yes Allison!
What a session last week hey.
What's your second name again? sorry I forgot. :)

>>675304035
>children don't browse /b/

>>675304505
Yeah now you are just putting words in my mouth

>>675304538
Church! And yeah it was intense.

Lot of breakthroughs though!

>>675304118
All of our funds were in a shared business account under his name. i thought i could trust him but he locked me out of my portion of the profits when i moved in here. Basicly he is insane but he covers his tracks very well. He is convinced that if i am locked in here with him he can "change me to be a better person" all in an attempt to get his highschool girlfriend back.

>>675304797
Yes, the police can help you access those accounts

>>675304724
Sorry I started masturbating though, I don't know what got into me.
It's my mother's fault... I did discuss this if you remember.
Gibble Gibble.

>>675304724
>giving the name of the girl that scorned you for being a weirdo
>you're putting words in my mouth

Said every single damaged mammas boy I have ever met in my life.

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>>675290181
alright
im the one who like gore threads. i like to see death.
also in last week i cut myself (hand) with a knife just to get some.. i dunno, i just did it, but i didnt want to die
was in hospital, they stitched my hand
and so, now sometimes i can feel that feel when i cut myself and i fucking like it, i want more
what is this shit?
also, picrelated is a towel with wich i was cowering wound

>>675300827
>But anon I'm depressed and I'm facing it
>I seek help in others
>I not only take previously known drugs but also new ones
>I have a problem myself and I look outside seeking help, someone bring me more evasion mechanisms PLEASE.

I wish one day you see how inconsistent and flawed that logic is, and how easy to cut bullshit and be in charge of your life, but you are a pussy. (don't take it too hard, I consider I was a pussy for taking the same path)

>inb4 muh but I'm different
>I got a problem
>I need someone else's help which rely on not only my subjective version, but also another layer of subjectivity which is language and communication itself
>and also I take drugs cuz you know, I got problems inside of me
>So the solution has to come from outside

I know i said it twice, but yeah, fuck off.

>>675305007
First person to not get the reference. Lets see how many more fail.

>>675305075
Dopamine. Seek medical attention. You have aspd.

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>>675290181
OP, how do I handle betrayal?

See, I'm kind of an old guy, and I had a bunch of kids when I was way younger. About half of them did well and generally listened to me (not without a few hiccups, you know how kids can be), but the other half just... I don't know. They started listening to some awful music and hanging out with a really bad crowd. Even my eldest got in with them, which saddens me the most because I was closest to him out of them all. Eventually we started arguing, then outright fighting on occasion, and in a struggle to end it all and save humanity from the predations of Chaos I sacrificed my immortality to slay Horus and end his campaign of terror.

>>675305233
Have the things you said Isaid aren'teven things I said. Gg.

>>675305249
Now I don't getthe reference.

>>675305324
Half*
Phone keyboard isn'tvery good.

>>675304914
He erased my portion from the books. So if i was to attempt to get it back, it would look like Im just a bum trying to take funds from a legitimate business owner. I feel the only way out is jumping off the balcony because everyone i cared about left me a month prior. All because i was a douchebag and i genuinely loved those people that dont want to see me or talk to me. And now im stuck here 500 miles away and my only option feels like killing myself. I have no one to fall back on, not even my other siblings or parents.

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>>675305613
There are always records that will exculpate you dude. If you accept it as inevitable, you've already lost.

Fight!

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>emotions that are far too intense, particularly anger
>lack of interest in anything
>paranoia (pretty low grade)
>general high anxiety
>weed makes me more paranoid
>feel like i've been losing IQ points

any idea of what's going on with me?

>>675305324
kk bro.

Just keep doing your thing which didn't work yet, also try with ketamine, not sacrasm, do your homework, looks quite better than anything you can get your hands on right now.

The only thing that I want you to keep in the back on your mind is, the day you stop being depressed I want you to remember this:

>I was the solution to my problem all along, no amount of drugs or psychiatrist would ever help me more than actually facing uncertainty and depression by myself

Seeking help in others no matter how profesional won't help, will only make you feel temorary comfort, but the problem is you, and the solution is in you.

>>675300075
>trazadone
I'll ask about trazadone. I would literally kick a baby to feel better bb

>>675306142
Sounds like a case of too much weed too young.

>>675306248
Yeah that'swhy doctors therapists and group therapy are the most effective solution for deprssion. Because they don'thelp.

Read a book dude.

>>675306512
It may be effective for your brain, given what treatments did not work.

Good luck!

>>675305807
It is inevitable. I only moved here just to try and make new friends, make more money, and come back to my home town later and patch things up with the people i hurt. But now im locked in here, and my only options is to either stay locked in here without any contact with anybody for 6 months, become homeless or kill myself.

The fact that you've started making these threads every day is like just desserts. The only reason you'd have that much free effort is if you have absolutely no social interaction left and you are questioning your validity to the point that e back pats from kids are all that's keeping you awake.

Don't ever question why your massive intellect doesn't help you fix anything in your own life.

One day that seroquel won't knock you out at night, and your internet won't be up. Best of luck.

>>675290181
I start to like a girl, but when she starts to like me I stop liking her.
When I am falling in love, its with a stranger and I dream about a future with these girls.

What should I say to my doctor in order to convince him that I have ADD and require adderall?

>>675306679
Yeah or you can fight it.

>>675306780
Huh? Im currently at work. Currently im talking to my friends while doing this, while at work. It ain'thard to find time if you are diligent.


>>675306803
Sounds like you need to stop rewarding such behavior.

>>675306660
Thank you mate. if this works I will be eternally grateful to depressed psychanon

>>675306910
I will let you touch my penis for adderall

Works everytime

>>675306910
Say you can't focus and it is impacting your life substantially.

>>675306974
Feel free to email me if you need further assistance. Post your email and Iwill message you back.

>>675290181
psychology is a scam
best medecine is going out do sport talk to people
have anything to do with psychology increase rate of suicide by 2500%

>>675290181
stop concentrate on you problem fucking moron

>>675306541
Yeah, been depressed all of my life, have been interested in the topc all of my life, I can guarantee that was my way out of depression.

But now it is more of a philosophical debate than a scientific one.

Is there a difference between the ilusion of happiness and true happiness? is there such thing as true happiness? this are questions that no one can answer for you. I had my answers and I'm happy, just sharing what it worked after 10 years of wasting money and time.
Still having psychotic episodes and paranoia from time to time, but I have no fear, and I'm happy and never been this focused and active in my life, it is something I cant describe, and you would have to believe me first anyway, so yeah, wish you luck, just keep in your mind what I said.

>>675307161
Citation needed.

>>675307234
Can you rephrase that?

>>675306541
i'm 20 now and have been smoking since 16. If I stop will this go away?

>>675306973
>depressed psychologist
>talking with friends at work
>browsing 4chan

All at the same time huh?

>>675306973
Fight what? If i call the cops im homeless and broke, if i get a job he will kick me out and i will be homeless. I have no place to go. If i even speak out against him i will be kicked out.

>>675307301
Those questionshave answers, we just don't know them yet.

>>675307346
It will definitely help. Don'tsmoke weed till you are 25.

>>675307423
Phones are wonderful aren't they? I have a lumia 950 xl. More than enough speed for my chat and 4chan at the same time.

>>675307529
If you callthe cops you might not be broke.
Morr than that, at least you'll be free.

>>675306973
How do I stop rewarding my behavior and how do fall normal people in love, do they need a lot of time to fall in love with other people?
My original post >>675306803

>>675307105
[email protected] is my anonymous email.

>>675292691
nope you can beat depression on your own. When i am depressed i hit the gym i run i dont sit still browsing 4chan and masturbate i used to do that but now i force myself to do shit and it works u just need to have a strong mentality depression sucks first i didn't believe in depression but now i have experienced i feel sorry for who have it i have one crucial protip fucking move your ass force yourself to get out do something stupid talk to strangers do something completley unexpected be busy with stupid shit take a walk in the forest at night shit like that english is not my first language its my fifth

>>675291327
>implying it went bad
tits or get the fuck off

>>675290676
>>675290879
Top zozzle

>>675307784
Generally, it is easier to fall in love then maintain love.

I would suggest not breaking up with people thatfast? Try to make it work more.

>>675307850
Are you serious.

>>675307858
Yeah those tactics don't work for me or for a large part of the population. Seems your hypothesis is ill formed.

>>675307860
Implying it didn't.

>>675307670
Oh see I thought you meant real life people that could stand being in your presence.

>psychiatrist on /b/ unironically

Just gonna call you a liar. Its not like you'll prove it.

>>675290181
how well are jobs in the field?

>>675291992
why be depressed when you can go get ended in a glorious war?

>>675308105
Yeah, the problem is that I can t even kiss a girl because I think there is a better one and I am pretty scared of it. And I cannot lie to a girl and I don t want to hurt anybody, so I search for real love and not for fun

>>675308552
Yeah I go home to those. We text though.

>>675308570
Seek a different job market.

>>675296831
this is spot on

>>675307670
Let me put this into a better perspective, if i do something drastic like that my parents and family will disown me forever, hell coming here to watch over him was my mothers suggestion. The fact that he is diagnosed as being schizophrenic and they believe him when he says that I'm "a uncontrollable drug addict who NEEDS to be controlled" when i have never done a single drug in my life says a lot. If i call the cops its going to be everyone testifying against me.

>>675308651
Yeah I think your own conceptions are foiling you. Stop looking for perfect, and enjoy what you have.

>>675307670
Fair answer, looks like you are an interesting individual, still would argue about that just for the shake of arguing, (knowledge from an individual subjective perspective is based on assumptions) anyway I believe that I can prove you my perspective surrounding it.

As I said anon, wish you luck, I'm sure that you would be a cool friend to go out look at the stars and just digress about the most dense topics and the more trivial ones as well, and I'm certain I could really help you with your "depression", but I'm certain you will make it anyway.

>>675308756
So you'd rather suffer? Sorry. I cant sympathize with .that

>>675308795
Unless you have gene therapy, you wont be able to help me. Be well.

>>675308105
literally yes [email protected]
I own crotchtits.com, its a modest shitposting community

>>675308945
No, its more like i have no choice but to suffer. im either homeless with no support or i continue on. Those are the only two options. Or there is the third one. I never wanted any of this to happen. just 5 months ago i was happy. i had friends who cared about me and a family that liked me. Now im locked in this apartment and i have nobody.

>>675309358
Emailed

>>675309489
You have me, anonymous. What little help I can provide is yours.