Can i get a new poorly worded movie description thread guys last one 404d. Heres my first attempt at greentext.
>Military
>Main characters dad might have fucked up
>he loses a friend
>finds out dad didnt fuck up
>main character is back in the fight.
>group spends 9 hours trying to return jewelry
>>675286118
Come on guess it fags. Its a well known 80s movie.
>>675286118
Bump it. Make poor movie descriptions. Come on guys these threads are fun. My shit always 404s
>>675286118
ikd top gun?
>>675286603
Not Op but I'm damn sure you're right
>Call him angel of the morning, baby
>Did i leave the stove on?
>>675286603
Yes, Ha. Top gun. Heres another.
>top gun ripoff
>based on a fictional book
>black guy from Lethal Weapon is commander
>>675286226
Sounds like something involving Jay and Silent bob
>>675286867
hot shots (in your anus OP)
> Kid falls in love with a sexy Jewish Queen
> 10 years later she gets pregnant while he gets promoted to Commander of an entire army
>>675286835
Juice Newton? I know thats not the movie title. But i love that song.
>>675286986
you'll love it more after this movie
>>675286118
Die Hard
>>675286962
Saving Private Ryan?
>>675287048
Nope it was guessed. Its top gun baby
>>675287054
Saving Ryan's Privates isn't even close.
I'll add another hint:
> His wife is the only reason why people watched it.
>>675287036
I have no idea man but I want to watch it. I give up but definitely want to watch it.
>>675286226
lord of the rings trilogy ?
>"I wanna be a dude" cop bitch
>GOODBYE HORSES
> Australia
>>675287201
I know it wasnt man, sorry. I guess something with Salma Hyaek? or however you spell her name.
>>675287257
Holy shit can't believe I missed something so obvious lmao well played
>>675286118
Operation Petticoat Junction
>>675287286
Mad max?
>>675287286
Crocodile Dundee?
>>675287323
> Natalie Portman
>>675286603
You are thinking of Iron Eagle.
>>675287201
batman forever?
>>675287377
Yes.
>>675286941
Not hot shots, its not a comedy, its an action movie. A wanna be top gun.
>>675286962
star wars trilogy , the second one not the original one
>Escaped convict and his autistic rapist brother go to Mexico
>There's some strippers
>And some vampires
>>675286962
Star Wars, one of them idgaf what one.
>>675287286
A man called Horse.
>>675287423
It was top gun. I'm OP.
>>675287286
Quinby Down Under
>>675287548
From Dusk Till Dawn
>>675287410
Episodes 1 - 3 of Star Wars
>>675287548
Did they crashland in Vegas instead of Mexico?
>>675287518
Iron Eagle then.
>>675286835
Can i get an answer for this. I love that song. I want to watch it but have no idea.
>>675287286
The Rescuers Down Under
>>675287410
leon the professional
>>675287825
Nope. Flight of the Intruder.
>>675287837
>Deadpool
>S&N demons
>way too many sequels
>>675286118
Iron Eagle
>>675287929
Street fighter?
Sin City?
>>675287929
what do s&n mean?
>hitman fucked up
>spends last days in shithole european city
>midget takes horse tranquilizers.
>>675287929
>S&M demons
>way too many sequels
>>675288157
Brouque or something that belgium city.
>>675287948
Nothing here is Iron Eagle. Top Gun. And Flight of The Intruder.
>>675288251
yup belgium city, but thats not it and not the title.
>>675288157
chin bruise
>>675287929
Hellraiser
> Killed sandniggers professionally
>religious man goes out at night trying to win money
>catches fire
>ends up with school bus and hot gf
>675288157
In Bruges
>>675288390
black hawk down?
USA Sniper or something gay and patriotic
>two guys go up a mountain to destroy a ring
>>675288370
this
>>675288477
Come on I pretty much had it.
>>675288513
It's recent around 2014
>>675288583
Brokeback Mountain
>>675288583
backdoor sluts 9?
but lotr
>>675288583
Brokeback mountain?
(As in, destroying a sphincter)
>>675288583
Brokeback Mountain
>>675288625
Yeah you had it, I knew that you knew the movie.
>Gore
>Dick jokes
Easy tier.
>>675288759
Free Willy?
>Autist
>kidnaps people
>sand paper
>laxatives
>crushed fetus
>massacre
>>675288633
American Sniper
>schizophrenic kid and a guy in a bunny suit burn down a house
>and then the kid get crushed to death
Heres one nobody will get. My favorite movie of all time.
>two guys meet in Mexico City
>Main character is an asshole but makes a friend anyway.
>Friends wifes name is Bean.
>Friends helps save main character at end of movie.
>>675288988
star trek
>>675288939
Sounds neat someone please answer
>>675288988
Nope not even close.
>>675289206
Human centipede 2
>>675288988
Is it the one with the guy that has guns in a guitar case?
>>675288939
human centipede two?
>>675288988
Come on guys, somebody knows.
>main character jumps into hotel pool with his boots on and an open beer
>>675288939
Been a while since I saw it, and I can't remember the title.
And I don't remember how sand paper and laxatives come into it.
But is it the one about a serial killer guy, based on fact?
At the end he cuts open a pregnant chicks belly and does something with the fetus.
>>675289314
Yup
>dodge a wrench
easy tier
>eye line wearing fag runs on roofs
>beats up 2 downies
>kills 1
>runs away
>>675289481
final destination 5
>>675289524
wat n o
>>675289383
nope nevermind, just remembered he kicked off his boots before he jumped in. But he had open beer. And hallucinated that he was seeing a shark
>>675288988
the matador?
>Poncho dude shoots Mexicans
>>675289682
YES you win. Thats my favorite fucking movie.
>>675288988
El Mariachi?
>>675289753
The good,the bad,and the ugly?
>>675287736
>>675287548
Fucking brilliant film
>>675289481
antman?
>>675289906
wtf no
>if you can dodge a wrench you can.......
>>675289840
nope it was just guessed. The Matador. Great fucking movie
>>675289753
fist full of dollars
a few dollars more
>>675290017
mariachi is good
>>675289753
A few dollars more?
>>675289860
>>675290083
>>675290150
all correct
>>675289986
dodge a nigger
>Daughter gets abducted
>Dude tries to find and kill the guy
>few years later wife gets abducted
>Dude tries to find and kill the guy
>few years later his now ex-wife gets killed
>Dude tries to find and kill the guy
>Falling Sword and Broken Snow
>kill me
>no kill me
>all kill
>no
>this train will stop at Tucumcari
>>675289524
Clear bait
>>675289614
Bit it
>>675289986
Dodgeball
>>675290235
Lol all the Taken movies
>>675290235
i hate any movie with leeum kneesun
>bitch gets knocked up by guy she just barely met
>abandons child at the orphanage until he can learn to write a symphony
>>675290450
Oliver with a Twist?
>kid writes essay
>niggers fuck up his day
>>675290263
3:10 to yuma?
>>675290548
American History x?
>Every day is the same
>kind of scum bag rich kid bets his step sister he can fuck this new blond girl
>>675287286
Kangaroo Jack
>>675290624
GH Day
>>675290623
Correct
>>675290624
Groundhog day
>>675290672
Right!
>>675288959
Donnie Darko
>>675290691
Right
>>675290548
Marley and me
>they look for papa snackbar
>they kill papa snackbar
>>675290766
what, no
>>675286118
> depressed teen wants to kill himself
> meets a bunch of crazy people
> shenanigans ensue
> no longer wants to kill himself
>>675290624
My life
>Serial killer gets found out
>1 hour of chasing, but to be fair it is still interesting
>killer ends up taking over a school bus
>gun fight
> 5 shots or 6
Nobody will get this.
>kelsey grammar
>bradley fighting vehicle
>comedy
>Kid believes a guy wants to kill him
>other Guy really wants to kill kid
>Guy was best friends with kids dad
>>675290847
A long way down?
>>675290872
I feel you bro
>>675290829
Fuck, is it Chef?
>>675290955
pentagon wars
>>675290624
groundhog day
that alien movie with tom cruise
>>675291023
No.
Hint: Emma Roberts wants the d
>>675291067
Fuck yeah man. Awesome movie.
>>675290629
cruel intentions
>>675291056
no
if you're guessing for>>675290548 the solution has already been found
>>675288685
Kekked too hard
>>675291007
Harry potter and prisoner of azkaban
Come on, no one's gonna guess this >>675290829
?
>>675291165
When you fall for bait hard. It wasn't even good bait.
>>675290922
dirty harry
>>675289481
Dodgeball
>>675291293
wasn't sure which one you were guessing
>Baron Samedi
>New orleans
>Friend named Felix.
>>675291149
Yup, WInner
>>675291365
Is this you?
>>675290624
Truman Show
>One rule
>actually no rules
>Stop hitting yourself
>Blow up bank
>watch world burn
>
>>675291481
Yes
>>675290829
>mfw the answer is as elusive as papa snackbar
>>675291385
live and let die
>>675291520
Fight club
Great movie
>>675291111
nice quads, and if its not "A Long Way Down" I dont know it.
>>675291520
Book Club
Shit movie
>>675291589
correct
>I hear of no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot.
fedora tier
>>675291748
V for Vaggot
>>675291748
V for virgin?
You niggers wont get this.
>military
>WW2 movie
>Father and son on carrier
>son wants to marry a gook
>>675290847
Breakfast club?
>>675291748
v for vendetta?
>>675291865
the battle of midway
>>675290847
Actually perks of being a wallflower
>>675291907
>>675291825
>>675291843
more or less
>>675291899
No, but every time I poorly describe this movie if it isn't guessed on the first try someone says breakfast club.
>>675291991
got it bro. heres another
>Animated
>Abandoned cat becomes friend with dog
>disney version of well known book
>>675292195
it's kinda right tho
>spend two hours looking for an old guy who is in space ireland
>>675292113
No, but getting close. This one was 2 years earlier.
>fatty shoots himself
>everyone else shoots gooks
>>675292273
Garfield
>>675286118
>SJWs destroy heteronormative cisgendered patriarchal spirits
>Funey fat womyn
>Funey le nerd womyn
>Funey wild card womyn
>Token ape womyn
>Written by Adam Sandler
>>675292273
Oliver?
>>675292311
Full Metal Jacket
> goddamnit pyle
>>675292311
Full Metal Jacket
You made that too easy
>>675292427
>>675292448
Correct
>>675292311
full metal jacket
>>675292340
nope.
>intro scene is a box of cats up for adoption
>one cat doesnt get adopted
>becomes friends with stray mutt
>>675292512
Nigger I already guessed Oliver, where's my recognition?
>>675292360
the gostbuster movie with womenz?
>>675292423
Oliver and company. Winner. Great feels movie.
>>675292311
Fmj
>>675292306
Is it kind of a funny story?
>>675292608
Ding ding!
>>675292602
Sent it, Oliver and compay. You got it. Winner! one of my favorite movies. You like that movie?
>>675292360
ghost bitches
>>675292512
well fuck me
>>675292712
Yes, but I watched it right after my cat died, that was not a smart choice.
>>675286118
>cancer vagina
>cancer dick
>"i have cancer let me be an obnoxious twat"
>big twist
>they die
You remind me of the babe
Pedo singer rapes his own kid
What babe?
Terrible actor
Babe with the power
What power?
Cave
>soy sauce
>weird spider things
>>675292898
The Fault in Our Stars
>Guy with yyyyuuuge army gets rekt by midgets
>You remind me of the babe
>Pedo singer rapes his own kid
>What babe?
>Terrible actor
>Babe with the power
>What power?
>Cave
>>675292850
Oh yeah, hard feelins man. I love my cat.
>>675292910
labyrinth
>Purple Hulk
>Worst movie of all time
>>675293176
I Hate Dust: The Movie
>>675288988
Shit sounds like Emperor's New Groove
>>675286226
That's a good one, got a laugh from my wife.
>>675287286
Australia
>>675293071
the hobbit prt3
>>675292628
We have a winner.
> tfw would have lived that movie if not for being too scared of going to the hospital
> tfw no face
>>675293255
top lel yep, btw I watched it before IHE
>muh claws
>i dog
>Xd
>mithril
>side beard
>Chernobyl
If anyone gets this, Ill eat my own shit.
>main character is gunman for hire
>second character was born on a riverboat
>team up and go save main characters drunk friend
>have a recipe to sober a man up quick. Ipecac, croton oil, etc.
>>675293176
the hulk (eric banana)?
>>675293380
close, very close, but not close enough to win
>autistic kid kept in a room by his mum for 20+ years
>one day he glad wraps a cat
>mum and future stepdad get upset so he glad wraps them in their sleep
>autist goes outside
>hijinks ensue
>>675293339
It was the Matador. Good guess tho. It does sound close. Pierce Brosnan plays a friendless old assasin
>>675286118
>Obi Wan Kenobi and Black Widow live in obvious dystopia
>"Oh my god we live in a dystopia"
>Woah clones
>Steve Buscemi dies
>Nigger goes on a whitey hunt
>Sean Bean dies
>Boat sex
>>675286118
>Post in last thread, forget to check if anyone got it right.
>Idiot crashes his vehicle and spreads the dangerous cargo around.
>Guy is sent to clean up before the locals and feds show up
>Shit hits the fan figuratively
>Idiot died in crash..or soon after.
>Guy goes in full damage control and tries to destroy cargo and the corpses of locals
>Accidetally the whole power plant too
>Fuck! Shoot everything! Maximum damage control!
>>675293507
The Bulk
Group of teens
In the wood
Shit happens
>>675293765
Cabin In The Woods
>>675293765
Evil Dead?
>>675293465
El Dorado? Post pics
>>675293765
Lost woods teens get rekt in Blair by a witch?
>A hunchback ugly beast
>loves american football and doggie
>ROBIN WILLIAMS IS AGING TOO FAST
>>675293765
>Group of teens
>In the mountains
>nazis happen
>>675293924
The Blind Side
>>675293865
Ahh fuck. Just take my word for it bro.
>>675293924
Tommy wiseau
>>675294026
The Sound of Music
>>675293968
The suicidal comedian- Auto erotic edition
>>675294087
Pics or it didn't happen. At least shitlips
>>675293765
To all who answered you'reprobably right.
>90% of horror movies from the past 10 years
>A team steals cars
>Gets busted
>Let go by police
>>675292910
Learn to green text newfag
>>675293624
aeon flux?
>>675293924
>>675286835
Deadpool, come on guys, Jesus.
>>675294487
Nope.
>>675293624
The Island
>>675294523
Thx anon
>>675293642
some zombie movie
>>675294581
We have a winner.
>lawyer gets robbed and beaten
>taken care of in small town
>every one in town afraid of the robber
>lawyer wont be intimidated and starts teaching school in said town.
>Robber and gang of thugs tries to keep the town from voting
Bet you fags wont guess this one.
>>675293572
Gonna drop a clue
Australian cult classic
>>675293968
that cringe when he wants to fuck his 11 year old class mate but is hairy pedo man
>Jesus
>>675294176
extreme keking
>>675288439
Burrito bastard or something right
>Farm kid leave home
>bum follows
>bum is kill
>bum is dad
>no
>muh dragon
>muh sword
>Bringinger
>muh leather pants
>Save resistance
>kill orks
>muh backslash
>no heal
>elf slut that never puts out
>>675294423
gone in ONE MINUTE
>>675294767
i Should add
>theres one man not afriad of the robber and his gang, teaches the lawyer how to shoot
>>675295010
Eragon