Don't wear clothes.
Throw her laundry in the trash.
Turn you laptop way the fuck up

>>675278671
Actually, turning the heat up on the dryer while her clothes are in there is a good idea.

>>675278503
Piss on her clothes

Text the girl's boyfriend. Tell him that you're her new anon boyfriend but she afraid to break it off.

OP here;
My girlfriend told me that she's socially awkward around her boyfriend's friends. She's been known to just run away around them because she can't even. This makes me think she's afraid of men and why I make her uncomfortable.
Hopefully this information helps

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>>675279298
What the fuck

>>675278503
>Leave dirty dishes with a note telling her to clean her mess. (+1 passive aggressive wording)
>beat the shit out of her boyfriend
>be loud until she enters the room (implies gossiping about her)
>cold shoulders
>cum on everything, not just loofah
>message boyfriend to hang out as bros after kicking his beta ass

I mean if you wanna be real put some laxatives in the food she eats. Slowly destroy her intestinal tract day by day until she's just a gaping, shitting asshole who hates every second of her existence.

Be real friendly with the other girls, compliment them, go out of your way to be a bro but only when your girl is there too so it isn't suspicious, but don't give her any attention. This will drive her fucking nuts and make her feel insecure af.

And I agree with the anon about texting the bf as an anonymous lover, just don't use your phone obviously

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make everyone think you leave for a weekend and just stay home and lock yourself in your bedroom. Then when everyone is asleep shit in the bathtub and make it look like she did it. Now everyone hates her :-3

>>675279643
Dude the fake gossip thing would prob drive her crazy

>>675278503
>gets accused of being a creep
>responds by being a genuine creep

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>this thread

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>>675278503
Raep her lols

Start wiping your ass with her toothbrush but wash off any lumps, just get the stank on there.

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Maybe you should be a decent fucking person and try not to make her feel uncomfortable.

Cumming on her loofa? What the fuck is wrong with you? Are you 14? Be a fucking adult.

You're living there, probably not paying rent like a bum, and that's how you thank these women? Grow the fuck up faggot. If you want to make the situation right you need to stop acting like an angsty tween and start making yourself an asset to the household.
>Make dinner once a week
>Clean up around the house
>Offer to help whenever you can
>Reimburse them for rent or utilities if you don't pay
>Stop being a fucking creep

And for fucks sake offer to talk to this girl and put her at ease. Don't cum on her loofa like a fucking child.

>>675280962
Don't do this anon, that's a pretty big fucking stretch and would definitely get caught. Let's be practical here.

Scrub your asshole with her toothbrush

>>675281568
You make sense, but too much sense.
You'd be better off on Reddit.

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>>675278503
Maybe she senses you're the kind of guy that cums on people's loofas

>>675281568
Dont do this. If she is a bitch for zero reason this will do nothing but make her think its okay
You wouldnt reward a dog for biting, right?

>>675281586
No, shit in the bathtub based anon

>>675281568
>I found the femanon

>>675281568
You must be new here.

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>>675281421
You respond with images that are meant to convey a message because you don't know how to behave around other people. Since you are unable to formulate a response with words you pretend to continue the discussion by attaching an image that is the equivalent of a radio show soundboard effects.

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>>675281568
>these women
>this girl

Oh my. you have your cake, and you're eating it too. and you're calling the man a bum faggot angsty tween. I think the man has explained his problem concisely and accurately. May it be of note to you that boobs are not an asset to a household.

Piss in her bed/on her pillow.

Piss in her shampoo bottle.

Shove her toothbrush up your ass and give it a good ol' twist.

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>>675281788
>Zero reason
>OP is the kind of person who cums on loofahs

On top of that, OP heard this as a fucking third generation rumor

Girl whines -> Roommate hears -> Roommate tells girlfriend -> Girlfriend tells OP

So he uses this retarded and probably skewed information to cum on a girls loofah in a desperate effort to... To what? I don't even know what he's getting out of this besides some sort of angsty childish gratification.

He's too much of a coward and a beta to address the problem so he goes and masturbates on shower utensils, probably while crying and wondering why no one likes him. What a fucking faggot.

>>675282375
Fuck off cuck im fucking cross faded ill post whatever i want.
Faggot

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>>675282375
I know about eggs.

>>675278503
> Shes' a cunt, she doesn't like my girlfriend for whatever reason.
Maybe your girlfriend is a cunt and you're too fucking deep in shite to notice that.

Can you get to her panties OP? Post what they look like. Cum in the crotch lining and put back. Do this for all her panties.

>>675282569
every single person on this board is posting what they want, the problem is what you want to post is what a child would want to post

>>675282494
>She cant possibly know that he cums in her loofah
Coincidentally being a bitch while OP is cumming in a loofah doesnt give her authority to be a bitch
OP is a beta and the roommate doesnt deserve to be cooked dinner

>>675279643
OP himself is a gamma fag. Otherwise, instead of cumming on her loofah when no one's looking, he'd man the fuck up and ask her what her problem was.

And after reading your shitpost, I'm convinced you're a gamma fag too. So suck a dick bitch.

>>675282921
Well you know I am having a hardtime forming sentences because of fucked i am.
So ill just do whatever i want.
Faggot memehoarder nazi fag

>>675281568
You really think, that you can get a moral high ground here by saying things like "grow up" and "be a fucking adult?"
I suggest you leave a picture of your pathetic, floppy tits here and get back to your back-tapping reddit community.

>>675283192
I think the reason you're having a hard time forming sentences is because you're human garbage

>>675283384
Dad?

>>675283437
Yes andy?

>>675283541
youre fucking gay dad lol
you cucklord

>>675278503
>Girl says she's uncomfortable around me
>I'll show that bitch, I'm not fucking creep
>Cum of her loofa as often as possible.
>Now she'll stop saying i creep her out

>>675281568
>Make dinner once a week
>Clean up around the house
>Offer to help whenever you can
found the doormat

>>675283677
> Then ask for suggestions on making her feel more uncomfortable

>>675278503
vid or pics of you cumming on loofa no homo

>>675283671
youre a sisterfucker son lol
you incestlord

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>>675283296
I'm a dude, but if you want to see my hairy man tits anyways just let me know.

I've never been on Reddit for any extended period of time. I think the format of the site is unbearable.

Yes, I do think that swearing does not undermine my moral high ground against a pervy little beta who cums on loofahs instead of addressing problems like an adult.

You're a faggot.

>>675284149
well youre gay LOL LOL LOL LOL

>>675284276
well youre bitch LOL LOL LOL LOL

>>675284171
>literally just hyperlinks
>unbearable
kek
its the content thats shit, not the fucking format

>>675284171
Hurr durr white knight hurr durr

>>675284397
>>675284276
>>675284276
>>675284397

XD-51

Samefags

>>675284397
i just took a shot for you dad.

The amount of SJW femanazi P.C. trash in this thread is cringe-inducing...

That said, being passive aggressive is just liable to make her more of a cunt. Having dealt with one of my wife's bitchy friends staying in the house with us before, the best course of action I've found is confronting them head-on and making them feel like complete shit for what they've been saying/doing. Most women, when confronted directly, usually shut the fuck up.

>>675284487
I wouldn't know redditfag, I've never stayed long enough to pay attention to the users.

>>675282569
Why did you take it?

>>675284528
i just had you niggerfucked son.

OP here;
She just went out. I'm gonna go into her room. Tell me what should I cum on this time.
Make it fast /b/ros.

>>675285153
OP again;
I'll post pictures.

>>675285153
cum in her lotion/hand cream. more expensive the better

Buy her subscriptions to lesbian/gay print mags. Delivered to her door every month.

>>675285153
Cum on pillow

>>675285354
who's gonna pay for that faggot?

Give us girls number
There's plenty of anons who like to test females loyalty sometimes even make threats on that
We get her nudes and send to boyfriend

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>op posts gay ass gossip story
>disgonbeguudnigga.fileassossiationsr4fagz
>today's feature: white knight in denial vs leafyfags

>inb4 there are no comments here

Piss on her shampoo
Cum goes in her hair conditioner
Her tooth brush goes up ass
Poke holes in her condoms
Rub some pepper in her pads
Itching powder all over bed
Kill her dog and disappear it
Rape it and send her pics as anon
Send her disturbing calls from public phones in different areas
Dissolve shit in her milk

>>675281586
And then cum on it OP

>>675286443
You seem well versed in this what are your credentials?

>>675287012
It just comes out naturally

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>>675281568

Buy some fresh fish and put it under her mattress

>>675285153
>>675285235
>only guy in the house
>girl finds cum on personal items
Whodunit

>>675281586
How about putting it inside?