>>675277669
>tell mom I'll find a job
>burrow car all day driving from wifi cafes to other wifi cafes
>tell her it's a rough market for a guy like myself
>she has no idea

>>675277858
kek

your mom sucks dude. my mom will make tendies and feed them to me while I play xbox

Beat my son too death. If he doesn't come home with a fucking job

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>>675277669
I don't have to work

$3000 a month allowance

Feels good man

>>675277669
Relaxing and organizing my porn collection. Another enjoyable day.
How about you, op?

>>675277669
Wage cuck here, getting ready to go to taiwan with my gf to visit her family, sure dose suck making 40 bucks an hour , owning a nice big plot of land a nice brand new Truck and being able to tale vacations and see the world. ;^(

I wish I was a dependant neet!

>>675278016
>$3000 a month allowance
howd you nab a 3k a month allowance?

>>675278013
Hypocrite

>>675277858
lol funny guy

>>675278075
This, I'm sick of being NEET. You other assholes are either in denial or just plain autistic.

>>675277669
wage slave here...how do you earn your money? i mean no source of income to buy whatever the fuck you want surely someone has to pay for it

>>675278075
>buying a plastic pice of shit that half of it was made in mexico
>implying none of us have land
How much do they take out of your check for us every month?

>>675278276
Probably his parents

>>675278276


Disability legally blind. I am not allowed to drive so the government pays me to even out my disadvantage.

>>675278329
>buying a plastic pice of shit that half of it was made in mexico

What the fuck are you referring to?

listening to music chilling out reading 4chan going to do some more work on my website when i cba to. maybe will go gym or for a run i dunno yet. NEET life on easy mode

>>675278329
Not all that much I get paid weekly to help lower income tax :^) get a trade normie. I shold lose 66% but I get 33% thanks unions!

>>675277669
I used to be a neet like you guys. I'm currently working a shit job for shit pay and studying on the side. And its feels a million times better than doing nothing. I hope you guys get your act together at some point because no matter how "great" you might think your lifestyle is, the truth is you guys live a sad life.

>>675278335
shit... i been working since i was 16 (30 now) i get what i need and i got what i want. im set

>>675278381
that is a legit condition i can understand. my girlfriend's doctor wont let her work because of deteriorating discs in her back and Fibromyalgia she's facing having to have surgery but she knows im down to help her with the kids any time

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>>675278095

Got hurt in the military

I guess it's technically a pension.

I'm 26 and get 36k a year for life. tax free

>>675278437
He's talking about the truck you dense mother fucker.

>>675278075
implying none of us have money or go on holidays or go own houses and land. You just dont get it.

>>675278381


Then how can you read this? Have fun making broomsticks you blind fuck

>>675278540

>I feel better for doing something
>I feel better for being a slave to Mr.Shekestienberg
>I feel better because I'm not at home doing nothing

Good thing I can do something while still being NEET huh? Pathetic fuck kek.

>>675278381
sucks man. Hope you make the most out of the money and your life tho

I work from home usually. Going to help my brother-in-law paint his new house when I feel like getting off the couch.

>>675277669
Watching some Hell on Wheels and.. Nothing. maybe I'll wok some veggies later, I'm into that now.

What a waste of space I've become.

>>675278606
How the fuck can he comment on what it's made of or where it comes from if all he know about it is that it's a truck?

>>675278540
>shit job
>shit pay
>indebts self to pay for shit tier degree.

you'll be back don't worry

>>675278676
>implying you do anything but sit around and rot

>>675278676
I was talking about nothing in the context of work. But laugh at me all you want. It wont make your life any less sad
>>675278771
I'm actually not in debt. I dont live in the us

NEET at the end of his rope, here. I have 2 weeks until my mom finds out I'm not in school anymore. No skills, no motivation to do shit; so probably hanging myself.

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>mfw I just got a good paying factory job
>mfw I've never held a job for more than a year
>mfw I'll probably be a neet fag again soon

>>675278602
Why haven't i ever thought of that?

Ill just join the army and shoot myself in the foot!

>>675278957
how did you end up in this pickle

>>675278381
I'm actually 30% blind, what's your disability check like, and what is the qualifications for legally blind? I'm not willing to give up my freedom to drive and do things to be a neet but still.

>>675277669
Looking for a job, applying online hoping in vain, calling employment agencies. Poor fag living at home in the city. Even my little sister has a job so me being unemployed gets me the dirty looks by everybody. I don't have the luxury of being NEET and I'm okay with that, I just wish the job markets were better.

>>675278957
Go get an entry level job. Itll be shit but will also make you appreciate the free time you have and you will spend it better. You can always find a better job down the road but you wont if you never start

>>675278969
factory worker here... dude gotta get yourself outta that mindset. i've never held a job more than five years. but im working on my 4th year at this company. i hate every second of it but i put up with it because its a paycheck. you just gotta find something that occupies you outside of work

>>675279096
what do you all day besides job search

>>675277669
>go around looking for jobs
>ask for applications wherever I can
>never bring them home to show mom
>tell her I submit them after I fill them out
>I don't, there is a literal stack of incomplete job applications in my desk drawer

>>675278957
Apply for a job at a retirement home, They are almost always looking for more employees.

Just be prepared to wipe green shit from wrinkly butts.

>>675278602
That's good for you man, what are you gonna do when you suicide yourself all over your bathroom floor though?

>>675279092

You need to come from a poor household to get supplemental social income.

My vision is 20/200 or so and you CAN still get a check AND drive. You will be given limits such as no driving past sunset and can't drive on highways. You will need a specialist to give you literal googles with a telescope attached to drive.

Payment varies by state and if you are living alone with parents or have kids. I live with my parents so I get paid the least about 710 a month. With a job I could make more. I'm 23.

>>675278938
I'm in the US and I have no debt, because I was fortunate enough to have parents who weren't slobs and could afford some of my education, the rest I got on a scholarship because I didn't waste my youth and instead succeeded in school and now I'm able to pay for pretty much whatever I want when I want.

I do miss that NEET life tho. I was a NEET for about 6 months after I got out of college because I really didn't feel like doing anything. It was the best 6 months I think I've had in almost my whole life.

>>675279260
She will find them one day. She will be dissapointed in you.

>>675278075
>getting ready to go to taiwan with my gf
>pack up all my shit, put a few grand in my wallet
>kiss my 10/10 Taiwanese gf on the lips
>"I love you anon"
>"I love you too"
>leave my 3 acre property in my 75,000 dollar car
>get in my first class seat on my private jet
>Batman congratulates me on making a shit ton of money
>wake up at my computer
>realize it was just a dream
>continue browsing /b/ and lying to myself to make myself feel better before leaving without bathing to go to my shit job

ikr bro fuck NEETS

>>675278540
They don't seem to understand how pathetic it is for an adult man to ask their parents for money.

>>675278762
The brand new W/T Silverados are assembled in Mexico. I know the 4t60 and the 4t45 trannys were assembled in Mexico. I'm sure there are many parts that are assembled in Mexico and shipped to the States or Canada that are used as OEM or aftermarket.

It's because people bitch about not making $30 an hour for being "responsible" about people's safety and then bitching about how expensive stuff is.

>>675278762
because thats where parts are made now. Its why everything brakes. Its why all new cars rust through within 10 years. all new cars are literally shit. sure the can look shiney and have a good paint job, doesnt change what its made of though.

>>675278016
Post cheque and timestamp or it didn't happen

>>675279571

>mfw I have all of this and didn't work a day

feels fucking good

>>675279237
After I job search in fustration, I take a break and watch youtube vids, netflix, run errands if I have, chores, or play a bit of videogames. I tend to go to the ghetto ass local gym when spring rolls around. I use to write lyrics but I havent had the spirit since last august before I was laid off.

>>675279553
Yeah fuck that, I can't even notice themail shut and 710 a month is garbage.

>>675279669
but then u have to wake up

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Major wager here
Ask me anything

>>675279746
what is love?

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>>675277669
Organize my black cock collection.

>>675279174
Well I'd like to keep this job but I'm not mentally stable so I usually lose my jobs due to some sort of mental break down. I think my mental problems come from having a fucked up spine so the blood doesn't distribute evenly in my brain. Planning on seeing a chiropractor once I get my first check and starting yoga. I have hobbies. I like reading and I used to LARP, I'll probably start that again soon. And I'm working 12 hour shifts 3 days a week so plenty of free time.

>>675279670
see, all those other things didn't sound frustrating besides job searching.

join us

>>675277669
Trying to find a new place to live
But none will take me cause im a NEET
the irony

>>675277858
Of course she know

>>675277669
Joke's on you, I work nights

>>675279507


Turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>675280060
when will wagecucks learn, they're more superior lifestyles

>>675279319
I'd say GFL without any training or education as a PSW. Too many girls thinking that is their ticket to 80k a year.

>>675280292
should be 180 degrees

but do your thing

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>>675277669
Hang myself like this

I'm gona have lunch, go for a smoke, go for a walk then go on the exercise bike

>>675280411
Newfag

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>MFW all the hot girls are NEETs
>MFW they only like wage cucks

>>675279923
Join us as what? Being NEET? I can't stay NEET, my family is not rich. I was NEET for almost two years after college and it sucked being broke. My brother in law hooked me up with a part time job and it was okay for 9 months until I got laid off. I would like to do awesome shit in life or at least die young trying. The awesome shit won't come to me if I sit on my ass being complancent. I have to go out and get it. Just wish I had an idea.

>>675278676
You understand that there is more option than wage slave or neet ?

Like having your own business ? Especially a business you like running ? Especially something sucessful because you aren't retarded like 90% of other people in your field, and so you can choose your customer ?

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I'm actually not a leech and have a job but i live like a NEET on my days off.
>lock myself in my room
>take lots of drugs
>proceed to play street fighter for 8 hours
The worst part is no matter how much time i put into this stupid game i'll never git gud.

>>675280776
Maybe you should try to play it sober. It helps.

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>business
>something sucessful
> because you aren't retarded like 90% of other people in your field

>neet

>>675277669
No education so I started my own business.

>>675280636
oh sure you can

go get hit just enough by that mail truck that runs like clockwork.

worked for me

Walk around shouting "yer done bud" at men I lured online pretending to be a sexualy developed teen who not very long ago would have beenthe ripe age for marriage.

>>675279861
right on man, i work 10 hours a day 4 days a week. with the occasional 5-6 days (my factory ran 60 hours a week for almost a year, 20 hours of Overtime was a blessing disguised as a curse)

>>675278381
I'm legally stupid. Where's my fucking money?

>>675280411
Welcome new friend.
>lurk moar

>>675277669
>tell my psychiatrist about my "anxiety" and "depression"
>get a wealthy government pay check every month
>my job is to keep track of my lies and not mix up my story
>on my sixth year
>pretty pleased, this is a sweet situation

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Who /malingerer/ here?
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GMXamosNN9Q

>>675279128
Can't socialize for shit. There's no sane person who would hire me from an interview. Also, "get a job" sounds a lot like "write a bestseller novel" as far as I'm concerned. How the fuck do even people do that? How do you find out where to go? How do you make a schedule for this "interviews" that I've been hearing about in movies and shit? Also, dressing good and going somewhere new (I get lost incredibly easily) to meet people I don't know may not sound like much to you; but sounds much worse than a bullet to the head.

Lastly, my mom wouldn't accept me getting a crappy job. Not after 3 dropouts and 10 years at different universities. She might get mad enough to throw me out; and she wouldn't realize it but that's certain death.

>>675279087
Being a loser, mostly.

>>675279507
Death seems a lot better. Thank you very much.

>>675281055
Get a service dog for free next and checked.

>>675281042
>>675280608
and you're going to do what exactly about 'newfagging' again?

Actually start trainging today, goodbye my fellow neets :(

>>675277669

I'm going to bake a couple of loaves, repot my chilli plants. then I might pop to the pub for an hour or two until the Mrs. gets home from her evening class.

>>675281219


Train good fellow wage cuck. I like my burgers made with people of skill.

I guess now that I don't have a job I can post here with you pathetic fucks.

>>675281280
Ill make sure to let the waiter know when i lead you to your table :( thanks

Just had the first day at new job, finally not a neet. :^)

>>675278602
I'm in right now and look forward to my upcomong honorable discharge.
A full 4 years of paid living and college, plus my 50% disability pay for paranoia, depression, and erectile dysfunction

>Be me
>be a single parent
>1 kid
>wait for my kid to go to school so I could get a job
>too fidgety
>teacher complains
>psycho principal wanted me to sign a for a psych test for my 6-year-old kid
>tell her to go fuck herself
>homeschool my kid
>getting 900 from welfare because I'm not letting a liberal Catholic school to fuck with my kid's head
>rent is 900
>getting 490 for child tax benefits monthly
>enough for groceries
We're living okay but my social worker is bugging me to work.

Stupid fuck OP. This thread is crawling with wage cucks. You need to make these generals 3 AM so these fucks won't be around.

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>>675277669
Just lost my job and I havent told my gf yet, trying to scramble and atleast get something in motion before I tell her but its not looking good anons

I'm fucked, I think I might just go out and have a beer before I tell her tonight.

>>675280930
Sorry anon, we are different. If it works for you then cool but I have no desire to throw myself in front of a truck to earn money. I think that money will dry up eventually anyway. If I was going to do that, might as well kill myself. I rather find my lightning and ride it (metaphorically speaking). Its about fulfillment and being that I had always been lazy since I was a kid and life sucks now as an adult, I need to succeed in goals I would love to accomplish.

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College student with a bright future. Must suck being a shit tier NEET with no hope for the future but suckling on mom's titties

I can't envision what it's like to be in employment but I really don't think I'd like it. Detest being compelled to do things.

>>675281141
Service MONKEY

>>675281785

>College cuck

Top kek. Worse than wage cucks.

>>675278381
>too blind to work
>not too blind to browse 4chan
its not like 90% of jobs these days are based on looking at a screen or anything

>>675281785
You are on /b/ though, what does that say about you?

>>675281924

I didn't say I was too blind to work I said I was too blind to drive. Dumb nigger get some glasses.

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>>675277669
>following the news regarding the latest terrorist attacks
>just checked how much I'll get back from tax refund
>$2300 back

Today was a good day.

>>675279746
What do you see when you see a person making 25k after taxes?

>>675278980

Wagecuck

>money
>grill
>a life
>respect

NEET

>Fapping to trap threads
>Living off mommy
>Fleshlights
>Daytime TV

/thread

>>675281720
anon anon anon I get it

but you're playing chess with only pawns and a king.

you just expect to grind it out against life?

>>675281551

Sounds rough but better than letting your kid get brainwashed. Hope it works out for you.

>>675282478

I'm NEET, married, have a life & respect, mummy's dead, you got me on daytime TV.

>>675281038
Barely

>>675282478
yeah Daytime tv is the only thing accurate in your post

>>675280853
i was literally on vyvanse, that shit is suppose to help.

I know wageslaves think that they're better than neets, but what about entrepreneurs?

>>675281468
tell them that you e always wanted to be a woman and they'll diagnose you with personality disorder....instant 70% worked for meeeee

My bf is an unemployed alcoholic. He doesn't drink everyday but he binge drink. He's a very talented guitarist but too stressed to book a gig. Before he asked me to be his girlfriend, I went on a date with a bus driver. My life would live comfortably if I picked the bus driver.. But I picked the NEET man because we connect mentally and emotionally. We're poor but we're happy together.

>>675278540
absolutely this even minimum wage jobs are 10000 times more respectable than just doing fucking nothing

>>675281957
That I enjoy the randomness and dank memes XD

>>675282914
there's your problem

vyv makes you sketch

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>>675281624
Kinda similar situation here, this happened a while ago, but I got a small business up and running and she was like "lets just see how it goes", that same business now makes me 80k a year and I have another idea as of right now. Feelsgoodman.

>>675283164

Why?

>>675282643
Thanks, man. It's fucking ridiculous. A lot of children are on ADHD meds because they're being kids. Being fidgety and curious. Teachers are lazy fucks who want a uniform class. A bit different? fucking disorder!

>>675283132
>guitarist

Kek. Get used to the poor life. At least NEETs parents take pity on them sometimes and pay for things. Any parents whose kid is a guitarist is either as much of a loser as the kid or dead. Either way there's no money there. Like having a major in art history.

>>675283381
because you need to be able to pay your own way in life and not be a parasite

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>>675278602
Hurr we cant just give out free college! Don't you know how ridiculous that is? We cant just tax people. Oh no! Somone got hurt in the military, guess we should pay for them to live like a fatty for eternity
>muh patriotic idiocy

Reminder that NEETS do not go to the gym or do any of the productive things they say the might do today.

Reminder that 98% of NEETS are crippled, have a debilitating disease, or are such anxiety-ridden spergs that they can't handle a real life in this world. Only a very, very small percentagr of NEETS enjoy the epitome of neetdom - inheritancebux

>>675281551

Whats going to happen when your child grows up with mental problems that you refused to EVEN GET CHECKED? Teachers and school have seen more kids than you have pal.

>>675283560

I agree but it does not follow that if one is NEET that one does not pay one's own way.

Employment is merely a means to an end for the majority, where it is not necessary why would one indulge in it and why would it be laudable?

>>675283463
I'm aware of that. I'm not an out of touch with reality liberal. I'm not materialistic. I've dated someone with a decent career but I wasn't happy. We didn't connect mentally and emotionally. I'm happy with the NEET guy. NEET people need loving too, you know?

>>675277669
>tfw parents pay for uni
>tfw I can freely travel after I graduate
>tfw I have an internship confirmed for after graduation
>tfw you will never be NEET
Feels good man.

>>675283564
>implying he didnt earn it
Why do you think you are entitled to higher education when you have done nothing to earn the privilege?