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>>675275368
lol why is she sprinkling ketchup on her counters?

also what pic is she talking about OP?

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>>675275491
She wanted a nude.

I already know how it works. Once she gets it, she's gonna spread that shit like wildfire.

>>675275292
Yo what's the kik

>>675276056
White knights are just waiting to pounce on this opportunity.

>>675276057
??????????????????

>>675276057
Try to be the dude that pushes her into comitting suicide, unless you actually care about her, then don't

>>675275292

You done did stuck in a pile of crazy.

>>675275292
underage b&

>>675275292
OP, why do you keep answering her? That just gives her a reason to text again.

>>675277185
I'm 21 dude.

>>675277195
You're absolutely right.
But today, I've committed to not texting her back.

>>675276057
Wtf......what a crazy bitch

>>675277318
Show us some pics of her

Hahahaha the fuck is wrong with this girl. OP must have had some high intensity sex with this patient.

>Shes not even good looking
>OP is literally a cuck
>They are in high school

Ban when?

>>675277582
LOL.

> Literally in college.

What makes you think I'm a cuck though? I'm not into that.

7

dude, just block her. Girls like this will keep messaging until they get a reaction they want.

>crazy ex/gf
I think everyone has had one to a varying degree
While my own wasn't that note worthy, the ine my friend had was a complete psycho

>friend and grill are fuck buddies (nothing more)
>both quite happy seeing each other every once in a while
>friend content with relationship, doesn't want it to be too serious
>grill really likes him and wants to be gf
>friend rejects
>friend started to detect she might be crazy and decides to not see her any more
>everything seemed calm for a bit
>one day the grill goes to his room
>he was there with his roommate and another guy
>she tries to convince him to get back with her
>when he refuses she does the only sane thing sge can
>she grabs a spray can off his shelf and starts smashing him in the face with it
>blames it on him
>roommate kicks HIM out
>she spins a lie about how he sexualy assaulted her
>every grill at college supports her story
>he gets kicked out of college
>arrested
>put on trial for sexual assault
>all because he dumped and refused to get back together with someone he wasnt even technically with
>time passes
>she is still at school
>she is working with friends to spin a lie about what happened for the cort case
> one of them had common sense
>they told how it was all a lie
>some time later friend gets released
>cops show up for crazy grill
>she is kicked out of school
>year passes
>friend was let back into school to finish degree
>crazy grill starts dating one of the white knights that backed her up
>less than a year later he dumps her surprised by how crazy she really was

>>675277490
You know why I can't do that.

>>675277885
That's actually good advice.
Although I want to cut my connection with her off, I am interested to see what desperate bat-shit crazy stuff she'll try to say next.

girls like these are fucking hopeless and never grow and deserve to be punched in the throat

>>675277959
jesus, why do girls lie like this

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I bet she can fuck really good though

>>675277885
>>675278065
it's advice you should take. Keep listening to her for your entertainment and she might do something crazy like this chick >>675277959
Just let it go. you're better off living your own life

>>675277959
Shit man,
I can't tell what's worse...
The fact that women lie like this or the fact that people blindly support them when they do.

Did your friend get any type of apologies?

>>675278475
No, just the black eye

>take all the time ya need
OP confirmed beta fag
Drop the slut and work on getting some fucking confidence

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>>675278306
Fuck you're right!

>>675278639
Now hold on there.
You can clearly not see that it was supposed to be sarcastic.

>>675275292

this is a very sad cringe thread. but OP doesnt know it.

Is your name Max?

>>675279123
Didn't know until now.

>>675279153
No sir.

>>675276057
Not often you get to see a lass with such quantities of pasta in her pockets.

>>675279446
Unfortunately, that's not even the end of it all.

>>675279693
You two are too young.
This bullshit stops after highschool.

But, if she's talking suicide, confront her parents WITH a tangible course of action for intervention and Baker act.

There's something wrong with this girl that modern psychiatry can help.

Or... get her hooked on smack, and make her fuck dogs online for cashy money.

>I can have any man because of my words
Mfw women actually think men are attracted to the same kinda dumb shit they are

>>675279894
Alright anon. I'll look into it

.>>675280020
kek

>>675275292

Alright boys you want crazy?

>be me, white guy at random party on Indian reserve near where I live
>6/10 checking me out all night but I don't think much of it
>party winds down, her and I are talking and what not, go in the house to sleep
>I'm explaining some shit about fossils to her when all of a sudden she's sucking my dick
>tells me to keep talking
>cambrianexplosion.exe
>fast forward a month, her an I are dating and she asks me to come live with her and her Mom cause at this point my parents and I aren't getting along (I was 18, she was 21)

It gets really godawful crazy from here, Moar?

Tell her to go along the tracks not across them, nobheads like her need to do the world a favour

>>675280154
Only if there's filthy anal involved.

>>675280154
Moar.

>>675280154
go on

>>675280154
yea, why not.

>>675280154

>so this girl has a drinking problem
>half native, dad is in jail, big native fucker
>whole family crazy as fuck but anyway
>she has this complex wjere she exclusively dates white guys, but also hates white people
>always talking trash to me when she's drunk
>always fighting with me over weed
>she's neurotic and eventually it wears me down
>totally obsessed with her ex whom she talks about constantly
>looked in her diary and it's pages and pages of stuff about him
>our relationship becomes toxic
>she's doing coke all the time, eventually I start too. Makes the sex pretty bomb
>we party all the time. I lose my job and end up on social assistance (lowest point of my life)
>we get drunk/high and fight constantly, she loves to get physical
>bunch of peeps all go camping with us one night and she's drunk, screaming
>I walk it off into the woods and this bitch comes out of nowhere and cracks.me in the skull with a rock

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>>675280254

My friend you have no idea

What the fuck am I reading here

>>675280730
sounds dank as fuck

>>675280730

>I fall down, she's on top of my back whispering "no one is going to hear you out here"
>initiate survival mode
>I lift her up over me like I'm vane and she's Batman, throw her a good 5 feet or so
>book it the fuck deeper into the woods
>hour or so later I stumble into a clearing where a family is camping with their kids making smores
>I've got a huge gash and blood running down my face, they all freak the fuck out
>tell them a tree fell on me and they buy it, they give me smores and help me get back to my campsite
>she is waiting
>I wait for them to leave and I sit across the fire from her
>ask her wtf that was all about
>I was not smart in my youth
>she starts shit talking me and degrading me, lunges at me and I take her down and start choking the bitch
>I would have ended up killing her but a struggle ensues and she ends up biting down on 3 of my fingers
>I still have the scars
>her friends are all ignoring this shit in their tents cause they're used to it from her

>>675281295

You guys still here?

>>675281379

Yeah, still here. Dated a chick with the same complex from an indian reserve recently in NC.

>>675281379
go on

>>675281379
yes

>>675281295
There's going to be one hell of an ending. I can feel like.

>>675281295

>the next day we go home, rail coke and fuck like hedonistic animals
>she's all how can I make it up to you
>I tell her I want to fuck her in the ass
>her and I have fought about this many times, apparently a guy raped her ass in high-school so she doesn't want to
>I tell her it's the only way
>fuck her ass dry till its Rae, she's sobbing and whimpering and cries out every time I thrust in
>feels good man
>she hates me for it but w/e
>shit gets crazier and crazier, still partying all the time
>we hate eachother, I start creating on her with all my hot younger friends that I party with
>she's knows what's up, I go party without her all the time
>thinks her friends want to fuck me, especially Leanne. Remember Leanne
>fast forward 8 months or so, I finally left her
>this is the part where the rap breaks down
>gets all intense no one makes a sound

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>>675275292
ignore her. Problem solved. Don't reply to anything. Not even acknowledgements of receiving messages.

>>675281933
This sounds promising. Keep on.

>>675281295
the fuck... What a fuckin nutter

>>675275292
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>>675276057
op if you think this is crazy then you dont know what crazy is

>>675281933
inb4
>con't
>dinosaurs
>fresh price
>pocket spaghetti
>some retarded rap lyrics

You smell like b8 at this point.

>>675277582
>his exgirlfriend is having sex with other people
>lol what a cuckold
do you even words bro?

>>675281933
You lucky devil. You got to rape your girlfriend.

>>675282199
Please show me the light.

>>675281933

>By this point I'm roomies with a buddy, he's bro tier and it was a pretty good time
>another buddy of mine invites me to a party, tells me she'll be there but there's a Texas mickey and I'm not missing out on that shit
>I go, she's OK, cold to me but ok
>I'm sitting in the hallway and her friend sits beside me, we start talking but I'm like no way am I flirting with this bitch while psycho is here
>she says something that makes me smile, goes awh you have dimples when you smile, grabs my cheeks
>see psycho native girl eyeing us both up so I get up and walk back into the party
>sit on the couch. Psycho gets up and starts talking shit about how I want to fuck her underage friend
>I tell her to fuck off and she jumps on me and tries to choke me out and punch me
>I just throw her off and she lands on her ass, everyone is laughing
>she gets mad and embarrassed
>smashes her beer bottle and lunges at me

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>>675282245

Shut up and enjoy the show faggot

>>675282638
what the fuck anon

>>675282831
Disgusting.

>>675276057
lmfao hope the emo kills herself

>>675282638
Oh shit nigga

>>675282638

>I jump up onto the back of the couch,
>I swear to god she slashed through my pants and cut me about am inch above my junk, if I hadn't jumped back she would have cut my fucking dick off with a beer bottle
>I have an instant to decide what to do.next
>I did the only sane thing: I punched that bitch square in the eye, she falls down holding her face
>everyone is staring at me, but no.one does anything, I.put on my coat and go outside
>these two girls who were dating come out and they're like that shit was crazy you did the right thing
>offer to walk me home, I say fuck it why not
>we get back and I'm just silently drinking while they play music and get more drunk, I decide to rail some molly to ease my nerves
>finally I decide to go.to my room, pull out the sofa bed for them and retire to my chambers
>they come in about two minutes later, the one girl is instantly macking on me (she's bi) but her gf has never been with a guy so she watches for a while

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>>675282831
You're going to hell fucker

>>675283409

Fun little side story for you bros who are still reading

>bi girl is sucking my cock like a champ
>I tell the dyke to start sucking, she's like I've never done it
>I tell the bi girl to show her
>guys there are few moments in life as precious as when one woman shows another woman how to suck a cock
>I fuck both of them till dawn and they lave early in the morning
>pretty sure I ruined their relationship but fuck those slutty bitches

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>>675281933
I bet her ass clenched with each thrust and sob.

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>>675276057
is this bitch high

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>>675284083
you're fiddling your diddle arent ya

>>675283776
Damn son...
You are living a dream of mine.

A girl gets fucking cucked by a girlfriend.

>>675284367
I wouldn't say cucked if they both got fucked :^)

>>675283776

>so around lunch time, I hear a knock and there's Princess Runs With Psychosis, her eye is swollen about the size of a goofball, Leanne is with her looking really apologetic
>ex is trying to apologize, I get her ice for her eye and I'm just laughing like wtf is this
>eventually they leave and Leanne is like I'm so.sorry
>two days pass and I hear another knock, I open the door and there stands her giant native cousin with a baseball bat, and this other guy I know with a steel pipe
>roommate starts yelling, grabs his machette from behind the couch (we may have sold illicit substances)
>I grab a cleaver and her cousin is like I'm here to fuck you up, you know why.
>the other guy was at the party, I'm like you both fucking know what happened
>they don't give a fuck
>I'm a diplomat. Good with words. So I tell him he'll have to kill me, because of he doesn't, I'll eventually be well enough to tell the police who it was and he's got two kids, he doesn't want to be rotting in jail while his little girls grow up
>I went on to explain that whole he was in jail, I would burn his house down with the kids inside
>I'm a regular guy now but back then I didn't fuck around and they both knew it
>he tells me never to speak to her again and they leave

Someone screencap this shit
Cont

>>675284363
With the left hand, but only because it feels like somebody else.

>>675284749
I'll make sure it winds up on 4chan sub...

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>>675284749
that's some breaking bad shit right there

>>675285413
I'M THE ONE WHO KNOCKS

>>675278232
with a crazy bitch like this its not good TRUST ME
she will do the most random shit and it wont work

>>675284749

>A couple of weeks later I run into psycho again at the bar, she's trashed and immediately starts trying to mack on me
>I.figure fuck it, I'll take this crazy bitch home and fuck her
>feed her some molly and fuck her in the ass again
>came inside while she was crying and life was great
> couple nights go by and it's.like 2am, I'm drunk and browsing /b/ when I hear someone a knocking
>grab the machette and open the door, it's Leanne of all people
>she literally says nothing, just walks in and sits down, I can tell she's drunk too
>anon, me and Psycho had a fight,
>I'm like ok so you came here? Cool, let's listen to some tunes and do drugs
>she's telling me how she always thought I was really cool, too cool for psycho
>5 minutes later we're fucking, she's bent over doggystyle and BEGGING me to fuck her in the ass, says she knows psycho hated it and that I forced her to do it, apparently that got her really horny for months and she wants to get the same deal
>no.cryong, this bitch was literally screaming for me to go harder while my roommate was pounding on the wall for us to be quiet
>I didn't give a fuck what he wanted that night

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>>675285413

>compares my life to breaking bad

I have rarely been as proud of myself as I am now

>>675275292
shes gonna eat out the asshole of the next BBC she can find just to spite you, run for the hills!!

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>>675285820

Lmao

>>675285674
BRUUUUHHHHHHHH

>>675285674
LEGEND

I wouldn't trust this bitch enough to put my schlong in her mouth...

>>675286511
She'd probably bite it off

>>675285674

>so a month goes by, Leanne and I are fucking a whole lot, she comes over and hangs out while I procure various recreational substances for my customers, does molly with me and keeps me company
>one day she texts me like I'm so sorry anon but I told psycho I felt so guilty
>BATTON THE HATCHES MEN THERES A STORM A BLOWIN IN
>roomie and I wait for hours
>finally we hear someone walking outside
>can't see shit, but I'm pretty sure I can see her out there, with a fucking HATCHET.
>she starts throwing rocks at the house, good thing we live in a newer place with those unbreakable windows
>she's pounding on the walls and suddenly all hoes silent
>roommate and I creep into the kitchen and we're looking out the window like is she still out there
> suddenly BOOM like a creature from a horror movie she pops out of the darkness and body slams into the glass, thankfully it holds
> we had our faces against the glass and it scared the shit out of us, we both run to his room and we're babbling like wtf do we do this is some Texas chainsaw shit, she's literally hacking at the door with the hatchet
>we decide the only option is the police, otherwise we'd have to kill her and hide the body and that was a level we didn't want to be on
>we hide all evidence of offer entrepreneurial activities and dial those popo so fast the buttons on my phone were smoking
>cops arrive in like 2 minutes, I knew I paid taxes for a reason
>they find her passed out on the grass with the hatchet and arrest her, it wasn't her first offense and she went away for the better part of three years

And that, anons, is NY story

(ps a month later I reached out to the dimples girl from the party and fucked her silly a few times, she recently died of an overdose poor girl)

>>675286933
I think that's why he said he wouldn't trust her...

>>675286952

*slow clapping*

I was that crazy ex for a while when my bf and i split, actually super embarrassed about it now tho

>>675286952

Seriously one of you faggots had better cap this shit for the future generations

>>675286952
> I knew I paid taxes for a reason

Lol!

Whatever happened to the two lesbians?

>>675286952
And this, kids, is why drugs are bad.

Not necessarily the drugs themselves, but these stupid situations that end up happening. What state you from, mate?

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>>675285674
jesus christ lol

>>675287212
Story?

>>675287265
probably never heard of them again

>>675287343

Yup, I literally never heard of or from them ever again. That's wasn't my last three way though

>>675287297
He said it's NY story...

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>>675286952
Was expecting to end with dinosaur but turns out it didnt. 10/10

>>675287297

I'm from Ontario

>>675287446

Well anon come on, I'm not a faggot

>>675287333

I was just super crazy and clingy, would message him like every day, apologize for being annoying, get angry at him randomly and them apologize like 2 hours later

eventually i was just like "the fuck am i doing" and stopped

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>>675286952
I am so glad I was alive to witness this shit.

If someone.wants to start a new thread I can tell you guys some.more tales

>>675287634

You can't make that shit up dude

>>675287501
I live down in Oklahoma. We got plenty of native Indians down here, but strangely enough most are as white as can be. The few that are true-blood Indians (Visible physical features) have been nothing short of polite well adjusted members of society.

And I'm not talking that Cherokee shit. Pretty much everyone is cherokee

>>675276057
What is her name? Chelsey?

>>675286952

>BATTON THE HATCHES MEN THERES A STORM A BLOWIN IN

almost died xD

>>675287961
Very close. It ends with a ey.

>>675287952

They're all pretty fucked in Canada but we were pretty rough with them for a hundred years or so

OP is a beta whiteknight.

>take all the time ya need

faggot. shouldve just told her to fuck off block her number and move the fuck on w ur life.

>>675287624
What'd you guys break up for?

>>675288039
Florida?

>>675288132
I was being sarcastic damn it!

>>675286952
Pic of her/you?
Age?
Imagination is running wild, Id give a lot to party with you

>>675288234
She lives south, but not that south.

>>675288172

Randomly told me he he woke up a week earlier and didn't love me anymore and was super sorry

was hard for me to get over it because it just came out of nowhere

>>675284363
I'd really appreciate if you be quiet.

>>675285583
scarily true. a playful finger in the ass can turn into a fist down your urethra in seconds

>>675288574
I think I know who this is, what is the first letter of your name?

>>675288741

probably don't, but O

Someone post greentext cap pls this story reminds me of my prime years

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>>675288316

This was me the night she hit me with the rock and almost bit my fingers off,
one of her cousins beside me

>>675288971
Of course you're the fat retard playing with the glow stick right?

>>675288971
I'm just going to assume you're the one on the left

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>>675288971

Also I don't party anymore bro or even drink, I smoke a j every month or so and that's it. Pretty healthy and moderately successful guy now pic related

>>675288971
Thank you based anon, will post this for days straight if i ever come to NY

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>>675289270

Nah I'm the white boy who's lookin drunk af lol

>>675289405

I'm not from NY lol

>>675289331
So what do you do for fun then?

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>>675286952
I want to believe this is real, so I will.

>>675289455
>NY story
New years?

>>675289507

Hike, run, do photography, hang out with my normal, sane hot af gf almost every day, etc

>>675289761

Autocorrected from "my" for some reason

>>675289807
I wonder if I will ever grow too old for drugs

>>675289761
I think he meant "MY story"?

>>675288104
Not the guy you're responding to but somehow I knew you were Canadian, I think it's because you said you were on 'Social assistance' that was a great story anon and it's people like you that keep me coming back to /b/. Cheers bud

>>675289761
MY story you fucking dumbass, it was obviously a typo.
god /b/ is fucking filled with children these days

>>675289331
What do you work as now?

>>675288971
aw fuck dude you're from ontario and learned the hard way NEVER date/fuck a nish chick man

>>675289907

I just wanted a normal life man. So quit drugs, got healthy and started browsing dank memes

>>675289984

You're a pretty intuitive guy anon. Glad you enjoyed it

>>675288919
Please im on my phone i cant do shit but shit tier screenshots

>>675290126

I'm a style consultant of all things. Modern formal menswear, suits and shit.

>>675290304

I have barely even spoken with a native person in the years since I learned my lesson

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>>675276057

Both of you are fucking idiots.

>>675291260
Pretty much lol.