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Prove you're an American with one pic.
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I eat breakfast in Mcdonalds
>>675273744
Well im obviously not murrican but what is the joke here?
>>675273814
Confirmed Ameritard
>>675273853
Beer, booze, bait, and bullets but no balloons at party store.
I drive a large gas guzzling v8 suv because I need a way to haul 3 kids. Pic related
>>675274184
So? I mean, is it some kind of joke that people from Michigan dont like balloons?
I'm free. No pic needed
This
Not just people from Michigan, people from all the US.
And the joke is, that the one item you'd expect in a party store, is balloons. This is the kind of stereotype americans embrace.
>>675275389
>This is the kind of stereotype americans embrace.
Its a way of life son
>>675274544
a Mexican?
>>675276136
ayo, that shit is clean compared to some others. no cracks in the pavement either.
>>675274544
>>675276005
You know, that's kinda perfect. You know how the grand wizard of the KKK was from Hungary - a slav, not aryan. So I bet the strongest racists in the USA, are worried about a little drop of the wrong blood from the old continent.
>>675276307
If you believe any media you see on tv, you are part of the problem
>>675276455
Must be the kind that shoots back
>>675274544
>>675275161
>asks for pic
>posts cartoon
yes, europoors are this dumb.
>>675276806
A grill for a late 90s chevy couldn't really cost that much..
>>675274372
Autism levels off the charts
Party stores are supposed to be for party favors. Murcahns party with booze and bullets.
It's not funny, but isn't hard to understand either.
>>675274372
no its what they call liqueur stores, while in some other places its what they call stores that sell party supplies like streamers and balloons.
>>675277163
It's a liquor store, not a party store. That's just the name.
>>675277144
1988-1999 and yeah they are cheap ass hell because their so common.
>>675277163
You know who else had bullets? Those people who got shot in france. only they had to borrow them from the terrorists because the frenchies couldn't buy their own.
>>675274320
yeah three kids can sure put some strain on the tranny and the rear diff. Do you keep it in tow/haul? Don't wanna burn that cherry berry ATF bro.
>>675277691
You are correct but its still funny to me. Picked up a fifth of soco this a.m. from KC's(place in pic).
>>675277810
European people are cultivated so we do not need bullets. (:
>>675277866
AWD to distribute out the weight of the kids, don't want to much strain on the rear. And I change my ATF every other oil change, not worried about burning.
>>675278288
>European people are cultivated
Well , fuck Anon. Plant me some Brussels, I'm running out.
>>675277783
I'm not sure if you posted it. But that thing needs replaced. No one should have to look at the tranny cooler.
>>675276455
I feel like I'd get robbed if I did
I'm just a happenin' dude.
>>675276455
at least he is not stealing
is something
>>675278846
Kek
>>675276382
>hungarian
>slav
you're retarded. hungarians are finno-ugric, thus Uralic, not Aryan
>>675273744
>>675278507
It was at a Pick & Pull. Lots of parts had been gutted. The vanity plate was what had caught my attention.
>>675279373
>>675276382
OH WAIT. I just realised something. You probably don't know slavs are actually Aryan (as in, scientific definition of the term, not white supremacists' idea of "aryan blood")
fuck you faggots
>>675279417
Copy that boss. Thought it was your car
>>675279787
Oh god... that's so ugly
go ahead, tell me im not american
>>675276785
Whoever thought to do this is my fucking hero
>>675281310
>Trailer home
>Muddy Truck
>Grill and Picnic Table
>American Flag
Hmm, ok your Muricaism checks out....wait...where the fuck are your pink lawn flamingos? You fucking commie scum, go back to Russia you goddamn red square piece of shit. Don't you have a statue of Stalin to go jizz on or somethng, comm-rad?
>>675282717
its not 1977 anymore, lawn flamingos are a bit trashy TBH
>>675282717
Pink flamingos? That's Puerto Rican, bro.
>>675282805
>looks at house
>"a bit trashy"
>>675273744
American
Had a dream about Trump last night
>>675273744
Beer AND booze????? BWAHHHH?????
>>675281153
Great bait for fishing faggot
>>675277140
Check that faggot edge lord on the left.
Oh wait, that's you, isn't it?
>>675283945
Bait hell I'll eat the gizzards
>>675279189
you havnt seen his prices
>>675284766
Kek
>>675283327
>calling yourself American
>no AR -15
>>675284957
I'm not a wana be operator
>>675285337
I am
Can you tell by my socks and battlehound?
>>675285527
i gotta admit thats fuckin funny and you made me laugh
>>675285678
Thanks fampai
>>675285527
does the dogs face always look like that or is it just the angle?
also whats special about your socks?
>>675285337
Ive seen that word before, wtf is an operator exactly?
>>675274320
>driving an American made vehicle
Autistic
>>675283271
it's not suppose to make sense dude, we are living in a country were pizza is considered a VEGETABLE. May I remind you that the TOMATO, the single ingredient used in pizza that is healthy and convinced that court that there was enough of it to make pizza a vegetable, is actually A FUCKING FRUIT!
>>675286241
one who operates operationally
>>675286241
>Ive seen that word before, wtf is an operator exactly?
A soldier that actually uses their weapon to incapacitate enemies, as opposed to using them to suppress the enemy like most soldiers that see combat are there to do. Generally a term used for elite forces like Army Rangers, Seal Teams, Delta Force, etc
News report from my town a few years ago.
