is it bad that all of them describe my current life?

>>675273145
That's debatable.

>>675272740
Greentext is better
>too lazy to get out of chair
>piss in half-full water bottle

>>675273313
>cum on face/chest while fapping
>leave it there instead of trying to clean up

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>>675273313
>>675274027
complete newfags

idk how to greentext but cum on stomach when wanking at night, wipe it up with underwear, wear the same underwear the next day at school.
me @14 years old

>>675274289
enjoy your b&

>>675274268
Then enlighten us with your depravity, oh anon.

>>675274405
learn what @ means when used in a sentece newfag

>>675274405
when i was fourteen dipshit, im not 14 now

>>675274405
>Enjoy your b&
>b&
>being this new

>how doi grentext

I love face book frog!

>>675274483
geez...

>>675274737
fapping bullfrog

>>675274516
sorry, didn't know 12 comes after 14

>>675274827
im actually ten you rasist bi

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>>675274483
fbf newfag, if you don't know what it is

>>675274515
>not knowing how to greentext
>sentece
>@ in a sentence
not 14, he's 14 and 1/3
B&

>>675274289
grim

>>675274806
>>675274737

Isn't it foul bull frog?

>>675274975
fingerbumfrog

Is it actually bad to cum on yourself?
if i have a morning wank i just cum on my stomach then have a shower

>>675274515
>>675274405
>>675274827
>>675274893
thanks for the evenings entertainment fellos

>>675275049
R u new to life bro?

>>675275049
its good for your skin apparently

>>675275049
You'll smell like jizz until you shower, but no harm.

>>675275049
i been doing this since I was a teen, go to the toilet and clean it up with tissue paper and have a piss to so it's not stuck in my urethra
better than having a cum sock or tissue all around your bed

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>>675274978
Cannot relate to any of these

>>675275503

That means you're a normie!

>>675274405
>enjoy your banned

>>675275899
gave me a gigel

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>>675274893
>not knowing how to greentext
how did you figure that one out Sherlock?

>>675276132

well i can relate to this but thats also because i work night shift

>>675272887
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>>675276324
These are fucking lame.

>>675276726
Thank you for your input

>>675276726
ur fucking lame, lameo

>>675278283
lamo has evolved into lameo

>>675272740
Great initiative. Too bad I've lost all of them.

>>675276726
go away evil dogger

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>>675275825
Only a Normie would use an explanation point

>>675280721
>explanation point

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>>675280721
I'd like an explanation for what an explanation point is.

old mem iz old
at least you tried anon
better than the endless pasta these days

Need some advice, /b/.

>hanging out with ex lately
>still love her with all my heart
>my first gf, her first bf
>lost virginity to each other
>tell her I still love her
>she's not interested in a relationship, but likes being around me
>I enjoy being around her
>still want to be around her, but it kills me knowing we'll never be in a relationship again

I haven't even been friend zoned, she just doesn't want to be with anyone at all. I'm so confused. Do I keep meeting up with her, despite it slowly destroying me inside, or do I cut her off and miss her every day?

i started drinking this bob marley "one drop" iced coffee drink.. and then i was like

>Jamaiaca Jamaica!

and i thought that would be a hilarious fuckinmg review video but i dont make videos