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Ask an intractably suicidally depressed psychologist anything.

If you are also depressed or suicidal, there is hope. Seek medical attention, and ask if you have any questions.
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>>675269521
Why have you not killed yourself yet?
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>>675269754
Luck. I'm sure it will run out someday soon Anonymous, so don't worry.
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Why do you post the same fucking thread everyday?
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>>675270075
He's expecting help from a korean webm board. No, really.
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>>675270075
Same reason everyone else does.

You need help?
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>>675270151
I think you need imageboard, and no, I'm hoping to help, not seeking it.
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>>675270158

It would help if you'd stop posting the same shit everyday anon. Thanks m8
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tits or gtfo
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Tell me your everyday existential struggle. Also do you get insanely turned on by the thought of sleeping with other people who think/feel like you?
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>>675270231
Yeah, I'm sure I'm the reason /b/ sucks. Not all the YLYL threads or furry threads. No, surely it's this solitary thread.

>>675270338
My libido is so low, I don't think having sex would turn me on.
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>>675270405
You know you can take shit for that?
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>>675270405
You know what helps with libido? Sex.
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>>675270352
What a monster of a man. Like an italian junglecat he is.
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>>675270461
Doesn't work for me, sadly.

>>675270476
I just said sex wouldn't turn me on.
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>>675270405
are you the bitch that called me trash on my nihilistic everyday problems thread yesterday?
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>>675270405

You asked if I need help, and I replied with something you could do to help me, not /b/. Czech yahself b4 u reckt yourselve
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>>675270556
Wot.

Bullshit, what have you been taking?
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>>675270570
It wouldn't actually help.

>>675270562
No, I don't post in other threads.
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>>675270619
Addyi, along with plenty of medications not specifically for women.
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>>675270623
So why do you come to /b/ and not show tits, if I may ask?
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>>675270770
You are such a newfag. Attention whores post tits; I'm not seeking attention, I'm trying to help people.

Lurk moar before posting.
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>>675269521
Meds for depression are garbage, meds for anxiety even worse. Shit is almost hopeless.
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>>675270861
I asked two questions, you only replied to the bait that involved sex and ignored the other completely. Idiot. Now post your tits or gtfo.
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>>675270999
Beta blockers for anxiety are highly effective.

>>675271006
Yeah, and?
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Have you ever taken it up the arse?
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>>675271052
you're a dumb whore, now...aren't you, love?
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>>675269521
You suggest your own situation is hopeless, yet you offer hope to others in a similar situation. Are you a hypocrite or is your inferiority complex superior to everyone else's?
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>>675269521
Why are you suicidal and depressed?
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>>675271199
she wants /b/'s attention.
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>>675271126
Why would you ask that?

>>675271140
Well, I've got a degree or two and I work in the financial markets at a big name company.

So I don't need the money, at least.

>>675271199
Neither. Do you think an oncologist should not offer help to his or her patients, despite knowing he cannot save all of them?

Not all conditions get better; that doesn't mean other conditions can't improve.

>>675271251
Genetics.
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>>675269521
Wanna talk on Kik without the group since you always deny the group
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>>675271282
More like I want depressed anons to come here and ask questions. Don't really care for attention.
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>>675271285
Why wouldn't I, you said I could ask anything and so I have.
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>>675271347
Nope.

>>675271376
Yeah, and? What do you gain from the knowledge?
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>>675270405
>Yeah, I'm sure I'm the reason /b/ sucks.

No but you sure are trying your hardest.
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>>675271435
The knowledge itself.
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>>675269521
hey you post every time I get off work, this will be my 5th thread. what's your first name if its not to much to ask
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>>675271285
Do you feel that external validation in the form of useless social constructs like university degrees and successful career for a "big name company" fill the void inside of you at least partially or you use it as a shield to block the plebs around you, making you feel like you're better than them?
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>>675269521
Been there. Cymbalta saved me
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>>675271285
>Genetics.
In what way?
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>>675271435
But I need help with something that I would rather not share with everyone and one of the few forms of contact I could have included kik
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>>675270405
that's interesting, I find my sex drive to be non-existant. what else is there to life if not mind blowing sex?
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>>675271449
Yeah, I'm doing this as hard as I can too.

>>675271489
Will gain you nothing.

>>675271511
There's some good reasons I can't tell you that just yet. Sorry, dear friend.


>>675271564
>useless social constructs
No, I didn't get a humanities degree good sir. I got two STEM degrees.

>>675271569
Glad to hear it. Didn't help me.

>>675271599
I have a single allele mutation that causes my serotonin to be markedly more fragile.

>>675271604
What sort of help?

>>675271648
...a lot of stuff. Maybe get out of your bedroom some day, Anonymous.
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>>675269521
Soooo what would your advice be to a patient with your symptoms ? And why are you not following it?
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>>675271285
What do you think about animated pornography op
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>>675269521
OP, I'm hilariously depressed, homeless and a full-time freelance artist, wanna Kik and discuss life issues and philosophy?
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>>675271716
Who said anything about gain?

I asked a question that I desire to know the answer to. There is no rhyme or reason to it.
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>>675271716
I need help with a problem that's been bugging me and slowly messing me up mentally
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>>675271767
I am following it. Not sure why you posted tits though.


>>675271818
Not really. KiK seems kinda weird to me.

>>675271819
There is, you just aren't explicating it.
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I'm stuck in a rut. I hate myself and at the same time I still have hope that I will get better I just don't know how. I've seen 8 psychologists and 3 psychiatrists. Every time I go to one they can't help me because I just can't get myself to do something to get better. What do?
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>>675271716
The concept of collecting, understanding, memorising, and then demonstrating certain amount of knowledge in a given area, to receive validation and PROOF of your intelligence and skills is a useless societal construct.
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>>675271716
>I have a single allele mutation that causes my serotonin to be markedly more fragile.

Thank god, nobody with a personality like yours should ever be happy.
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>>675271716
>>675271648 (You)
...a lot of stuff. Maybe get out of your bedroom some day, Anonymous.

b-b-but crippling social anxiety that I cannot overcome :(
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>>675271869
I think I explained quite clearly why.

A simple yes or no would suffice.
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>>675271869
Tbh i thought u where a dude...anyway dont give up and good luck. Dont an hero...Thats afucking waste of life
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>>675270075
Wait op has been posting everyday? Neat
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>>675269521
When will you draw more pictures OP?
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>>675272145
Taylor no-so-swift
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>>675271859
Email is better for me then kik

>>675271924
Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and focus on other people now.

>>675271949
Right?

>>675271964
So get beta blockers.

>>675271882
If you can't do something to get better, then what hope does anyone have for helping you?

Let me tell you a little something, dear Anonymous. I've always felt this way, ever since I was very young. It's cost me a lot, over the years. Inch by inch, it'll take your life if you let it.

So don't let it. It's hard, but it is always possible to get out. Start a journal, and try to do the things you need to do every day. Mark which ones you do. That re-inforces it. If you slowly build up, doing one new thing every day or even just maintaining the things you do, after ten weeks or so, it'll be an effortless habit.

Ten weeks isn't so long, when faced with an eternity of being in stasis, feeling as sick and tired and weary as you are now forever.

So focus on the 10 weeks and try. Try your best, and keep hill climbing up. Even if you stumble and fall back a bit, if you keep moving forward, you'll get there.

>>675272145
Yes. Yes it is.

>>675272152
Yes.

>>675272222
I wont.
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>>675272301
My email is foxnewsisnotnews@gmail if that's what you prefer I'll use it
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ITT: OP uses her book smarts to try to help others but cannot come off as anything but a condescending, dismissive and attention seeking asshole
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Sherry, Niles?
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>>675272382
oh, look, it's not just me who got it. Good call, anon.
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>>675272382
I could come across differently, if I tried.
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>>675272301
>Right?

What an obvious deflection. Don't try to fall into the insult you stupid bitch.
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>>675272491
Yes, but you don't really care, and that's part of the reason why you're such a cunt that everyone hates desu
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>>675269521

Oh the fat chick is upset because she's kicked off The Walking Dead.
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>>675269521
>Ask an intractably suicidally depressed psychologist anything.

This thread again? I thought you were going to ACTUALIZE on Sunday. What happened? Nothing, obviously. Go ahead and kill yourself. No one will miss you. Go decompose, already. Make room for more niggers.
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Can you play chess?
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>>675271716
Your name is Sarah.
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>>675272499
Why? It's comfortable in there.

>>675272557
No, I care, it's just too early in the morning.

>>675272558
See, that was actually inventive.

>>675272585
Yes, but only for money.

>>675272583
Huh? Actualize? I didn't even post on Sunday.
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>>675272630
Sarah Conner I hope.
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To be honest, the moment i realised that we are all dead on the inside anyway i kind of stopped giving a fuck and i dont struggle with depression and suicidal thoughts. OP just needs to admit that no matter how smart she is, sometimes all guys want is a good fuck.
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>>675272658
What's your thoughts on Macintosh pro?
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>>675272382
after a number of threads and posts of hers ive witnessed I determin this to be 100% correct. to be fair though her area is medication.
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>>675272658
How silly and cliché.
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