>>675269149
Fuck her in the ass of course

Yellow is the ugliest color

>>675269149

>mfw I love saying shit wrong all the time

Slap her then tell her to fuck off back to the kitchen

>>675269149
"Its ok, I stumble over my words sometimes to."

>>675269149

>implying I'd be on a date

>>675269227
That would be red, actually. A real obnoxious clown whore color.

>N-no it's quite alright to call it Gears at War
>I mean it's not as if I didn't understand what you said, rather, I understood it just fine
>You know there's not a lot of games on the market with 'Gears' and 'War' in the title, so I just applied a bit of common sense and were able to understand you just fine
>That's the good thing about the English language, it doesn't have to be 100% precise, screwing up a bit is okay I guess
>Not that you should screw up, just like you did, you should try to avoid screwing up next time when speaking about titles of games.

obviously all shit tier games so i stand up and leave

>>675269149
"Do you like anything other than games?"

>put my implying fingers up to my lips
>say 'harvest moon? shiggy diggy, implying i'm paying for this date now'

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>>675269364
>Smash bros
>Shit

You triggered me well my friend.

"I'll forgive you if you give me a footjob underneath the table RIGHT. NOW."

>>675269149
Why am i at a restaurant. I can't stand going out to eat. It's always tedious as fuck and boring

>>675269497

Its a fighting game literally designed for casuals so they don't have to get good at real fighting games

just go back to the game room of your local community college to play some smash and mtg if youre upset

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>>675269364
take it back bro. smash bros is on that list.

I specifically asked for nothing casual on my profile page. What is this shit?

>>675269543
God, you must be a pleasure to be around.

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>>675269682
>Melee
>Casual
>implying its not the most skilled fighting game

Youre really good a triggering me.

>>675269543
what the fuck is tedious about a restaurant?

>>675269357
Jesus Christ I hope you don't breed

>>675269357
Autist?

>>675269357
kekd

>>675269149
Oh that's cool. I don't really play too many video games but I used to play super smash bros when I was a teenager.

>Games for 10 year olds

>>675270228
>melee is 15 years old

>>675270228
indeed

>>675270317
lel

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Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I’m not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I’m not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I’m not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano’o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu?

>>675270531
Cory in the house is best anime waifu

>>675270531
I’m also not talking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futarime no Rikudō Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Enton Amaterasu, Izanagi, Izanami and the Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two original Rinnegan (which grant him Chikushōdō, Shuradō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a third Tomoe Rinnegan on his forehead, capable of using Katon, Fūton, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped with his Gunbai(capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano’o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA and face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudōdama floating behind him AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu. I’m definitely NOT Talking about sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Super Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped with Shining Trapezohedron while casting Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann as his Susanoo, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, having become the original vampire after Alucard, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu and having eaten Popeye’s spinach.

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>>675270724
I’m talking about sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Legendary Super Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped with his Shining Trapezohedron while casting Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann as his Susanoo, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, having become the original vampire after having absorbed Alucard as well as a God Hand, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit, with Kryptonian DNA implanted in him and having eaten Popeye’s spinach while possessing quantum powers like Dr. Manhattan and having mastered Hokuto Shinken.

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>>675269227
THANK YOU! Someone who agrees. It IS the ugliest fucking colour. Tell that bitch to dress better.

Well if she's not a overwhelming piece of shit can't exactly find it too tedious to teach her about other games.

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>>675269149


Ugh, her whole outfit clashes in the worst way possible, let's go over a few things, shall we?

>Split ends
>Popped collar
>Mini jacket clashes with shirt
>Yellow and white? oh please
>Obvious use of too much mascara
>Obvious use of cheap hair dye
>Note the fading/shine (Cheap dye does that)


Her outfit is a 3/10 at best, she's either poor and clearly gives no fucks on how she looks.

>>675269907
y'no waiting 40 minutes for your food and having to communicate with the boring cunt in front of you.

>>675269149
>Reassure her that it doesn't matter because Gears of War is a shit series comprised of entirely shit games.
>judge her reaction for a split second
>acknowledge that her embarrassment over a small slip up is endearing regardless
>semi-apologize for abrasiveness regarding Gears
>offer to play better games with her

>dump her the very second that she lets loose the fact that she was bullshitting and is a stereotypical gamergurl

>>675269149
"my personality is based on video game refrences"

yeah no thanks

>>675269149
Leave her, simply because of her retarded blue hair that is probably not even smooth because of all the dye she has in it

>*Tips fedora*
>Tells her to gtfo

>>675271241
This.

>>675269227
this

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>>675269149
>shit-tier games
im out, OP is a faggot

>>675269357
Master of autism?

>>675269149
bang her in the anime tiddies and then bounce

>>675271550
Smash Bros is a "shit-teir game"?
Go neck yourself you degenerate uncultured peasant

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>>675269149
>uh..uh..yeah gears is cool I guess..
>i gotta go to the bathroom for a second
>make a thread on /b/
>WAT DO WAT DO
>everyone is telling me to kill myself
>fuck this shit
>hop out window, run home and never return to that place ever again in fear of seeing her again
>at home 15 minutes later
>get a text
>anon are you okay in there?
>mfw I relaise I forgot I gave her my number

>>675271075
>not sure if femanon or gay

>>675269149
>consolefag
>360 and walk away

>change the subject
>tell her i've been saving for a special night and to order anything she wants
>we eat like americans
>we drink like native americans
>i excuse myself to the toilet room
>on way out i leave through the pick-up door
>drive home
>hope she never finds me

>>675269149
Is it a situation even worth mentioning? You kiddos on your internets are always so uptight about this stuff.

Let me tell you right now exactly how you handle it, you keep the conversation going by talking about some of the games you like, and if you happen to be a pro at one or more of the games she plays, keep your power level bubbling at the surface but don't go full big dick into it. Casual girlies usually don't know the nuances of vidya.

>>675271829
>anything from japan is shit tier games, get a life yellow dick.

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>>675269149
>"What the fuck... You filthy fucking casual. Your god damn lucky my cunt fuck mom made me leave my bomb ass basement or I would have fucking left your ass in the wind bitch. You know Dark Souls? Bitch if you were expecting dick after that casual cancer you said then your sorely mistaken. Fucking Gears at War, how the fuck did you get an at in there. Of-At sound nothing alike. Are you just a ditsy fuck nigger that has a dense brain and a dense bra ?"
>Fuckin...... gears at war... Nigga fuck out of here....

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>>675269357
Here...have a bowl of eggs...eat

>>675272050
Anything from japan? Are you serious? Everything you ever liked was from Japan and you want to try be all high and mighty Donald Trump. Good job on being a fag.
Neck/10

>>675272274
kek

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>>675271929
Not to mention that 4chan was made to discuss JAPANESE YOU RED NECK FUCK!!

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>>675272277
nigga wat
>being this butthurt fanboy

>>675269149
fucking casual, gtfo.

>/b/ even lets fictional stupid 2D women make them argue against each other
guess how I know you're virgins

Beat her at smash obviously.

>>675270531
No there isnt. Thats why its a virgin & on b

>>675269149
TITS OR GTFO

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>>675269149
It's all good. Only retards get pissed over something so trivial.

>tell her "you don't need to tell me what happemed, but yo do need to eat this"
>hand her a bowl full of eggs

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>>675269149
It's fine, as long as i'm "smashin that pussy tonight, bro".

>>675269149
Oh yeah, I've played gears of war once. I like how everyone seems to waddle everywhere when they run. The game tries to be serious but I can only think about ducks when I see em waddle around

>>675273335
>The game tries to be serious but I can only think about dicks when I see em wiggle around
gay

>>675271418
kek

>>675271848
Kek

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>>675273222

>>675272274
>only oldfags undertand

>>675271075
But what if the jacket was blue? I say the color really can make or break it tbh

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>>675273722

>>675269149

I would seriously not give a fuck

>>675271339
>do you even smooth hair, bro?

>>675273855
Get thread anyone?

>>675273760
>not firing her lazer
>not shooping da whoop
what the fuck

>>675273884
Thats just how I roll

>>675269149

>I don't speak english

>>675269227
>>675271062
>>675271497
I agree with these gentlemen

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>>675269149
tell her to she will never get an honest man with such bad taste in games

>>675269682
This

Sash Bros is a shit game.
Don't care if it panders to your nostalgia.

>>675270531
Goku go destroy that ninjaball z planet, yeah it's getting annoying. I know right? They're magicians at this point