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So /b/ I'm in a bad situation. >Have a cousin >8/10
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So /b/ I'm in a bad situation.

>Have a cousin
>8/10
>Have a sister
>meh, not interesting
>and keeps telling parents about who I take to my bedroom when they are not home
>parents don't care about it, although they might care about this
>cousin started studying with me every afternoon since past 2 weeks except weekends
>study in living room
>everyday get closer
>with tight hugs when meeting and leaving
>and erotic talking when studying
>no kisses nor physical touch during learning lessons
>Sister watches from far and gets suspicious

>Went to a friend's house friday night to play some vidya
>Came back sunday afternoon
>Play more vidya
>3am, go to bed
>Found a bra under bed
>Don't know if it's from my cousin or sister
>Cousin might left there Friday suggesting foreplay next time, didn't notice
>or sister could left there to uncover interest in cousin
>Afraid to ask sister if it's hers because the cousin foreplay might be real
>Afraid to ask cousin because it could be very hard to explain a bra in bedroom and would lessen my relationship with her
>Can't leave bra there because already moved from original position, which would suggest I'm interested in the bra's owner

What do i do /b/?

Ps.:pic unrelated, just representative
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Throw it out
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>>675261679
Already thought that but if sister or cousin comes looking for the bra the excuse might be a little rough
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>>675261520
Tuck it away and keep a sharp eye out.
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>>675261520
ask ur sister
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>>675261915
what if bra its not hers? wouldnt it be awkward?
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>>675261520
How do you know its not your moms OP?
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blame the cat
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>>675262184
i thought that but why would mom put a bra in my room?
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>>675262172
nope. Its just a ask. "Hey!, is that your Bra?"
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>>675261520
Rifle through sisters underwear drawer when she's not around, check if her bra size matches the one under the bed.
If so, ask her. If not, ask cousin.
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just ask the cousin OP stop being such a faggot god damn
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>>675262440
make sure to lie about where you found it
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>>675262313
Why would anybody put a bra in your room? Here's the likely story...Mom was doing your laundry, stopped in your room to put your clothes away for you , moved on to your sisters room not having noticed she had dropped your sisters bra and kicked it under your bed. Its only a bra.
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>>675262440
still sister never left a piece of cloth in my room
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>>675262519
>>675262519
get the fuck out with this shit.
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>>675262483
same breast size
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>675262639
bedroom untouched since wednesday, im wearing the last pair of pants in the closet
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>>675262927
Mr. i really don`t understand the problem. Ask ur sister. if she answered "Yes" is all okay.
If her answer is "No" just say "okay" and go back to your room.
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>>675263208
/thread
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>>675263208
>sister never left a piece of cloth in my bedroom
>sister talks everything about my relationship to my parents
>haven't brought any girls since 2 months ago >she might get the cousin idea and tell parents
>parents act negatively with taboos
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>>675263775
Dude if she wanted to talk relationship with your cousing to your parents she would do that arleady. And anyway if the bra is not hers she will probably think its mums. Stop being a faggot OP and ask your sister so she can say 'No that ain mine nigga'. Then go fuck your cousins brains out and come back to tell us the story,
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>>675263775
so aks first ur Cousin. By "Yes" its done.
By "No" say "okay" and leave.
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>>675261520
Just bring it up with your cousin in jokingly way, you say the signs are all there anyways. Just say it was really weird that it just showed up and look for her response
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Just throw in in the laundry.
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And dont forget a pic with ur sister und ur Cousin.
We did a great Job so upload it!
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Throw it in the laundry. Don't say shit. See what happens...
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>>675261520
How much do you want to sell the bra for?
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>>675263980
>>675264031
also thought that might be the best option but im known for being a very serious person and not making those kind of jokes
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>>675261520

Ask your sister:

"Hey Sis, is this your bra? Or is it Cousin's?"

If yes it's hers, ask WTF
If no, yes it's cousins, explain: "Oh, alright. She stole one of my shirts the other day and changed into it in my room. Guess she forgot something. I dunno if it's dirty or not, and I'm not dying to find out so I'm just going to go toss it at her. kthxbai"
If no, dunno if it's cousins, explain you think it might be hers because "She borrowed one of my shirts the other day and changed into it in my room. It's probably hers. Imma go see."

Alternatively, could ask Cousin if it's her bra, and if no, explain that you "think/know your sister stole one of your shirts and changed into it up there, so she probably forgot it or something. You dunno, you're not a girl, you're gonna go ask her."
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>>675264088
>>675264181
just imagine the chaos of mom finding my cousin bra and putting in my sister closet
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>>675261520
Plot twist: the bra belongs to your dad, and he wants to fuck you.
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>>675264405
the problem is we dont have the costume to share clothes within our family.
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In all likelihood it is probably your cousin who left the bra there. Your sister does not seem like the type to play these kinds of mind games. What happened in your lives that turned your sister into a rat? My sister helped me with the girls like I helped her with guys.
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>>675264621
sry not perfect english
with costume i meant habit
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>>675261520
OP this discussion will never end.
Go to your sister and ask her.
U posted it 11:25 now we have 12:04. U had enough time to ask. Now DO it!
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>>675264782
im not close with my family that's why i dont like my parents knowing about my relantionship

>>675264835
still 5:10am where i live.everyone is sleeping and since i slept 9am in my friend house im not tired yet
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Op just ask your sister
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>>675265166
still think the cousin option is somehow better to explain if everything goes wrong
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>>675264788
You are a pussy, just ask for fuck sake, act like you have no idea why it is there, dont make a big deal out of it and you will be fine, but if you always find excuses to be a coward you wont ever do it
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I think this is about all the advice you're going to get. What brand of panties does your sister usually wear?
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>>675265406
Yes. Its not a big deal.
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>>675265406
i mean if i wasnt tilting i wouldn't open a thread asking for opinions

>>675265504
this bra is black. usually my sister uses white and colorful panties at home, but my sister isnt virgin so who knows
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OP are you asian?
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>>675261520
Your sister left it there. That's how girls claim their territory so it would deter your cousin. Your sister wants you bro.
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>>675266015
no
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>>675261520
Wear it and confess to your family that you're a tranny.
Stops sister.
Cousin might still be interested.
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>>675266232
This
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Straight up ask your mate.just tell him you won't be mad
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>>675261520
What did it smell like?
You could always jerk off while wearing it and then make a ham sandwich.
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>>675261520
OP just hide it somewhere. Pretend you did not find. Its owner will surely ask you for this. Think and plan how to use you cousin with your ways. Don't just sit and play her games
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>>675261520
Put it in some nice wrapping paper and give it to your sister as a gift on her birthday.
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Just hide it somewhere in your room and wait for one of them to ask you about it. If it's you cousin's she will ask you if not you know it's your sisters, then ask her why she did it.
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>>675261520
Would you seriously not recognize one of your sister's bras if you saw one? Not from hanging on the clothesline? (bras are usually not put in the drier because synthetic)
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>>675266461
This right here. Sniff the bra (if you haven't already). You should know your sister's scents by now, so you'll know if it's hers.
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>>675261520
this is easy, measure the cup size and compare it with your sis and cousin
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>>675266461
The smell is a nice hint. Every household has it's own specific smell from the washing powder they use, from the people who live there, from pets etc.
You should be able to tell if it smells different from your sisters clothing.
Is it a used bra tough?
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>>675266556
Yep. Just do nothing. The person who left it would say something to let you know eventually.
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so the problem is the bra is too tight when you try to wear it?

boy, just throw the bra into the dirty clothes hamper in the laundry room

your sister is probably having nasty sex in your bed with some unemployed forty year old neighbor when you're not home
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>>675261520
be like "Who the fuck left their goddamn nasty ass bra, under my fucking bed?!"
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shove it where you found it.
if its yoursisters, feign ignorance.
if its your mums, feign ignorance.
if its your cousins, bang her.
if its just a random bra, who cares?

if a few months go by and you never find the owner, chuck it in a rubbish bag just before putting the rubbish out, so nobody will ever find it.

and punch your fucking sister. she sounds like a nosy cunt bitch.
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>>675267565
Like, really make a big deal out of it. Be like "I'M FUCKING DISGUSTED BY THIS. REALLY. FUCKING. SWEAT. AND LACTATE, AND SOMEONE FROM MY FAMILY'S GODDAMN TITS. FUCKING GOD DAMN IT"
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>>675261520

Say its yours, wear it, and call them ignorant for not knowing what a feminine penis is.
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>>675261520
Sneak it into a laundry basket. Problem solved.
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>>675267684
Then OP will be a faggot if he does that.
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>>675266676
clothesline is insinde the laundry room havent been there since childhood

>>675266824
>>675266929
not very good discerning smells

>>675267194
that's one option i considered but have you seen all the other options?

>>675267684
>>675267565
im a serious person at home. never shouts against those things

>>675267793
imagine this:
>sister find out new bra on closet
>ask moms if its hers
>mom says its not hers also
>awkward.jpeg
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>>675268054
My solution is the most simple, no one suspects anything, because you're pissed someone left their tit-cusping sling shot in your room.
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>>675267788
Top kek
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Show pics of your sister and cousin. I'll figure it out for you.
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>>675268054
Holy fuck OP you're a huge cowardice pussy. Even trap fags on /b/ probably have huger balls than you.
>Putting bra in her closet
You're so damn retarded it's painful to read. You really think they're gonna think you bought a bra, and put it in their closet? Or let alone think your sister will tell your mom that she got a new free bra.
Ask your sister, if she asks you "why do you have a bra" just be honest with her. You, me, and all of 4chan knows you ain't gonna get no pussy in your room.
Or if you're too much of a pussy to ask her, than get a little flirty with your cousin, and see what her response is like. A fucking Main Character in a Harem anime has more common sense. You are 100% not gonna get better advice than what I have gave you, so either man up, or keep being a bitch.
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>>675268727
i told mom when i found some of my father's underwear in my closet and told her to pay more attention.I cant understand why my sister wouldn't do the same
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just put it back under the bed how hard can it be
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>>675269224
I have a solution but its a bit intricate.

Now listen carefully because if you mess up even the slightest you'll mess up the whole plan and risk your cover being blown.
>take out bra from underneath bed
>get a ruler and measure out the strap size. Not the cups but the strap
>once you have the measurements go to your sister room and obtain one of her bras.
>without drawing any attention get one of your moms bras too
>proceed to suck your own cock realising how much of a faggot you are and swallow whe you're done
>this should allow your cousin and sister to remain discreet without drawing any attention to yourself

Hope this helps anon
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I bet the bra is your sister's.

Cousin would have felt awkward to return home without a bra.

In any case, I would leave it under the bed, claiming I never noticed it.
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>>675261520
underage problems.
gtfo
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>>675269856
if it wasn't for the shitpost at the end that was the most complete post i've seen in this thread. I hope to find more like this expect with no shitposting
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>>675262172
well do they have the same size bust? Feel like it would be easy to just look to see if it would fit her or not.
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>>675270251
ignore this didn't see prev reply
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post pics of sister and cousin you faggot
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>>675267644
>random bra
This is even more disturbing.
>reverse bra-theif strikes again
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>>675270559
reddit detected
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>>675261520
Leave it there until a parent finds it out and say you have no idea about it
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>>675270993
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please make an update of this. I want to see how this ends
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>>675261520
Im back on PC and still saw this thread again. Did he finally asked his sister?
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>>675272102
not yet, i'm waiting my sister to wake up
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>>675272375
okay :)
And now whats about a pic?
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>>675272606
sister or cousin?
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>>675272722
hm. all 2. and maybe 1 from u:) im not gay. just interested
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>>675272775
choose one of the three. if everything go as planned i will make a new thread continuing the story with some greentext and add more pics
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>>675273128
cousin
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Damn I thought this was going to be a relative's dirty underwear thread. Here's my sister's thong.
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>>675272775
yes cousin
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>>675273239
>>675272775
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>>675273692
would bang
now sister
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risk it with the cousin, tell her
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>>675273692
sweet. and sis in the next thread?
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>>675273750
sister doesn't have much pictures and all of them makes her look uglier than she actually is
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Best thing to do anon is throw it away and act like it never happened.
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>>675273692
>8/10
You liar
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>>675273926
ok thats or next challenge:) ask ur sister for a pic.
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>>675273902
>>675274073
prob not. i dont like my sis. she's not that sexy and her personality is awful. maybe next thread ill add the cousin experience if everything goes ok
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>>675274178
You dont like ur family? :/
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>>675273959
8/10 in nigeria maybe because she would not be as black as the rest of the woman there.
Anyway, just throw the bra in the laundry basket, if it's from your sister, your mother will put it in your sister room, if it's from your cousin, she will ask about it and since it was in the laundry basket no one will ever know who putted it there.
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>>675274293
everything was going ok until we both tried to apply for a discount in private school which was about $2000. i got a scholarship and she couldn't even get a 10%. because of that parents usually would buy all the vidya i wanted and let me go anywhere i wanted. maybe because of that sis got jealous and now we dont even barely look in the eyes.
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>>675261915
That. Dude you can jsut say it's any girl. If your sister didnt plant it, no worries. If she did, no worries as well. Just act dumb and say one of your "girls" mightv left it
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>>675274799
hmm thats a bad story. maybe u can help her with soem things?
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>>675274994
i already tried. the problem is not me. she refuses to talk with me.
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ITT omega fags. It's just a bra, ask who's it is like it's no big deal.
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>>675275199
give me 5min im in trouble,
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>>675275199
HOLD HER and talk with her. People dont need enemys in the onw family. U got a problem with ur sis. This problem MUST be solved.
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it's easy to say this when the last time we had decent talk was more than 6 years ago
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>>675275903
how old are u?
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>>675275947
18
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>>675276027
How old are sister and cousin?
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>>675263980
spotted the italian
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>>675276027
and the last "decent" talk was with 12?
U really need to talk. u are in the best age for talking.
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>>675276148
u think im from italy?
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>>675276208
u think ur not xD le le mayme
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>>675276318
My Name is Marco
Im from germany
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>>675275947
both are 17, except my sister didnt had birthday this year yet

>>675276151
we do have a lot of friends to talk to. she does not want to talk with me
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>>675276446
>damage control
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>>675276462
whats about a present for her nr. 18?
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do laundry and sort it to her, put it on top and if she says it isn't hers say it must be mom's.
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>>675261520
Your sister wants the D and it's your holy duty to give it to her.
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>>675276541
usually during birthdays in my family we give only one present representing to whole family present. most of times it's money.
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>>675261520

leave a note pinned to the bra that says "hmm, i wonder whose bra this is? do tell, do tell!"

then see what happens and report back in this thread
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>>675276877
give her i little present private from u. so that only she know anything about the present.
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>>675276938

OP did you leave the note yet?
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>>675273373
does your sister fart black mold?
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>>675277398

what about now?
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>>675276963
still i really don't think so. i remember one time where father scolded her for bringing a guy in home without their consent. and few days later i got caught smoking weed home and father gave that look "i won't scold you so don't ever do this again". of course he talked to the family about it. she got really angry. i think since then that things got as they are

>>675277398
>>675276938
i wont leave a note anon
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>>675277511

dude how long does it take you to write a damn note?!
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