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>>675260871
>Wat do?!?
Grow up, faggot.

relax bro, you got this.

its all on your head
quit weed
grow up

>>675260871
Yeah I know who they are. they just watch me, I don't really know what they're interested in though. booming voices though, aimirite?

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>>675260871
were u asking for something, or just contacting them in the spirit of shitposting?

>>675260871
Assuming this is real, what exactly happened to you?

Offer them some crackers or something.

I did this too about 5 years ago and they didn't leave me alone for around 3 years. I only started recovering short pieces of memories of time spent with them and it was mostly mental torture they subjected me to. They erase your memory and you will only realise you were with them in weird dejavus and dreams months down the line.
I almost killed myself a few times because of how bad it got.

>>675260871
face your back to them then quickly turn around with your dick out and masturbate very hard

>>675260871
Who is this "they" , you're referring to?

>>675261500
Lol they don't care about such things, though they do hate mind consuming lust. They're fully enlightened DMT beings.They rise and crush the empires of humanity all in an effort to create te 'perfect' genome, the perfect image of what god might be in terms of mental prowess. They control the superstitions, beliefs of humanity from the edges. Remember the ancient Roman empire rise and fall? That was them too.

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>>675260871
Fucking American teens.

>>675260871
FUCK!

YOU FUCKING TROLL!!
KEK

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>>675262424
Yumad Anandreris? Subjects 57828USA756 and 90709USA190 have become aware, it cannot be stopped now.
It is time for anonemous to overcome the illoominatee.

>>675260871
You may have psychosis anon. Seek psychiatric help.

>>675262981
your dumping that shit everywhere

>>675260871
Maybe you should stop smoking. You do realize how did the red indians connect with nature and the "spirits" right?

>>675263303
nonononono, it's not voices in the head, it's a clear, loud BOOMING when you become aware, it's unmistakenly undeniable. Talking to the booming voices is unadvisable, so long as you stay out of the light of it's presence they can't find you.

Two days ago, fell asleep around 12 o'clock.
See, ball of light materialize in dream and move above me in dream. warm blackness sucks me in. completly black allaround me.
Light body moved towards me, could then distinguish facial expresions in lightface, communication starts, remember them from childhood "chat" a short while. Tell them i need to sleep now, cuz need to wake early. Instantly wake up. was totally consious under whole dream. switch sleeping possition instantly fall asleep.

>>675263303
Native Americans knew it was in their head.

>>675260871
ITT roleplaying faggots.

>>675264161
Also, completly drug free exept for some beer and nicotine from time to time

>>675264316
aslo, they totally fucking dig me xD

>>675264487
Are there any hot bitches among them?

>>675264559
I mean... yea...

If you dig sticking your dick a ball of light, go for it.

>>675264797
You should try to fugg one of them.

>>675264559
From what i have seen they are sexless, but most have a kinda masculin feeling radiating from them. Also, they are abit too fuzzy to make out details like that

I shall fortell thee what 4chan had fortell'd me... whip out ur dick and start jerking off furiously at them.

>>675264926
I feel like by the time I even thought about trying to whip my dick out I'd be a vegetable. Go grab some deems and ayahuasca and go on a mile long trip and you can do it yourself. I've got no wish to get my penis burnt off.

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>>675260871
your imaginary friends are faggots

>>675265180
If they let you tho you they can share energy with you, just make sure that you do it without conditions, cuz if you dont, you'r probably kinda fucked. Depending on there tearms ofc, they can mean you well and force you into stuff that are benificial to your self

>>675260871
How do I contact then
.

>>675264926

they are cold as ice from my experience

>>675265950
You probbably a pussy as bitch then, they dont like those

>>675265950
Or you dont something to deserve "the cold shoulder" im supriced they even comunicate with you in that case

>>675265944
I am also interested

>>675260871
I know what you have to do

You gotta fuck off back to /X/

>>675265950
So? You can fuck a frozen melon.

>>675266156

oddly enough the orb was melon sized i reckon. it iradiated a brilliant white/blue light and the room got super cold. weird stuff

>>675266319
So fugg it then.

>>675265944
You've got to be very ground in reality first off, and not be insane. Meditation is very good for this, but would require years of training and practice. If you have no time or patience for that, you DON'T want to contact them, they will try to make your life a living hell.

After knowing what is real and what is not (protip, nothing is real), grab some deems and ayahuasca and prepare for blast off. While these drugs aren't technically necessary, what you need is a genetical predisposition to schizo, and DMT puts the brain in the same state as that. Ignore the little voices and chatters, that's your ego, they come and go.

Practice sanity and insanity at the same time, and when your ready, you just kind of.. reach out, and touch the borders. I would call the border the imagination, but that's not really right. More like the border is reality, or our perception.
When you touch it, they will know. And they will fucking pester you, the bastards nonstop. Big booming voices. Not all of them are nice or interested in your well being. Your lineage will determine how powerful your spirit is. Only the most powerful will be left alone.

>>675266319
bitch ima fuck you up, write your own story or fk off troll

>>675266446
Actually a pretty good explanation, the first point is paramount tho

>>675266151
This

>>675261784
You are just a stupid nigger who has no idea what he is talking about.

>>675260871
/x/ says fap when you feel watched, they'll go away kek

>>675260871

B8 M8

>>675266600
I guess, but do you really want your life being led by beelzebub, the demonic angel of overindulgement? You've gotta know who you are first, meditation will let you get to know your brain, the physical parts of it.
>>675266914
Genome project XDC4571, predispositions towards general ignorance and ego overinflation. Possible relayed schizophrenia, however soul is weak and likely chance of awareness is very low. Fuckboy nigger.

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They.