Dammit her friends on fb is private. Almost found that faggot max

+1 b/r/o

Aunika Lawrence is the name, she hadnt responded to me on fb yet

>>675251941
no luck so far
https://www.instagram.com/aunikab123/
remains best hope of contact based off her third picture

Fuck yeah, found the new thread. Get in here faggots!

Someone dump info/links/story it's too hard on my phone.

god bless op

>>675252166
basically anon was talking shit about chick, posting screens of her pyscho ass. anons got info from their devoid-of-intelligence conversation and found out the chick. now looking for dude. heres a couple of screens i sent her http://imgur.com/a/qyS9z

>>675252017
look at the likes on her profile pic and go through her friends til you find a "Max"

https://www.instagram.com/reese_gabrielle/
her sister/best friend

>>675252117
Why is she blond on ig brunette on fb. You guys sure they the same person?

link to fb?

>>675252392
those are private too

>>675252438
they look the same so its good enough

>>675252438
>she's a female

>>675252438
i thought the same until i saw a better face pic, she dyed her hair

>>675252505
shit yea. sorry about my lack of FB understanding.

oh god here we go again

>>675252438
she dyed her hair, the facebook pic is nearly a year old

>>675252617
You right. I also saw the eyes and cheekbones are the same ok proceed

on twitter:
"Aunika Lawrence followed Anonymous"
KEK

>>675252438

Her last name is different on them both too

Someone else should add her and message her on facebook. I know I don't receive any notifications if I get a message from someone other than my friend, she might not be seeing any of this shit. We must be more diligent

>>675253148
one she uses brielle one she doesnt

Go through her ig friends until you find max

>>675253183
https://www.instagram.com/p/BCqO9MwrtpH/

>>675253715
son of a bitch

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I think we got the wrong fb, her name on there is Aunika Brielle, at least I took this screen from her IG (so if the IG was correct this is her fb)

>>675254085
its the right fb and ig

>>675254085
Aunikab123 = AunikaBrielle123

>>675253575
>>675253715

Different girl on the FB account. I can't see anyone that she follows with the name Max, might be the wrong girl completely.. Or he might just not have IG

ive given up. maybe aunika does not deserve justice. but she was a thirsty gal.

>>675253832
Just two weeks ago too, I bet someone she's tagged can get in touch with her. That's our best bet.

>>675254505
It's the right girl, just a dead end. And we already messages her so even if we don't find max she knows

>>675254505
It's not different. Brielle is her middle name her last name is Lawrence.

>>675254505
likely that someone on /b/ doesnt have social media

I wonder if this max faggot is watching this thread and thinking of how to unfuck himself

>>675254930
nice try max

>>675254556
regardless if she deserves this or not, max does.

>>675254930
Fuck him, someone go find his fb.

>>675254930
nice try max

>>675255035
Max here, fuck all of you faggots trying to look for me. That's what I get for trying to entertain you

i doubt the guy who was fucking with her that hard gives a fuck what we do to her or show her

>>675255168
you deserve it for being so fucking lazy as to not black out names at the very least

The internet says:

Aunika Lawrence

LOCATION:
Ashland, Oregon

ASSOCIATED WITH:
Terri Lynn Lawrence , Terri F Lawrence , James Eldon Lawrence , Rober James Lawrence , Rebekah A Lawrence

first address that popped up is 3722 S Pacific Hwy, Medford, OR but there were a few others that may be an apartment complex owned by them.

>>675255168
we dont need your shit life for entertainment. we have /pol

>>675255453
>>675255292
Suck my dick, if you don't like nobody was forcing you to read it

>>675255168
Max Richards?

And good luck trying to find me faggots, you never will

>>675255568
i liked it but youre just retarded and deserve what you get for being careless

>>675251941
Original Thread?

>>675255675
we are anonymous

>>675255675
we found her, she knows who you are and you pissed her off, thats all we need itll just take a little time maybe 8ish hours

>>675255755
Dubs confirms

>>675255836
assuming one of us informed her friend to tell her to check her FB and insta

>>675255434

And "rober(t)" is papa?

LAWRENCE MUSIC STUDIO ID 46983313
Summary
Formed in Oregon, LAWRENCE MUSIC STUDIO is a registered business and is a ABN in accordance with local law. With registration number 472126-91, according to the registry, it is currently INA.

Status
INA updated recently more like this →

Kind
more like this →
ABN

Address
555 SW CLIFFSIDE LN, PRINEVILLE, OR, 97754

Officers
ROBERT JAMES LAWRENCE Authorized Representative

ROBERT JAMES LAWRENCE Registrant

>>675255923
ETA:

PHONES:
541-eight nine seven-0092 , 541-seven eight eight-0766
ADDITIONAL NAMES:
Robert J Lawrence, Robie Lawrence
PLACES:
Ridgeway Ave, Central Point, Oregon 3728 S Pacific Highway, Medford, Oregon 3722 S Pacific Highway, Medford, Oregon Greenbrook Drive, Medford, Oregon Providence, Rhode Island

>>675255921
oh im halfway through messaging everyone whos commented on her instagram photos

>>675256056
your autism came in handy.
>i love you

>>675255434
her sisters name is marissa and her brothers name is evan tho

wait so is it aunika brielle or aunika lawrence?

>>675256128
god you people are dense.
>aunika brielle lawrence
>first middle and last name

>>675255836
And why do I care about some slut that I've been using as a cum dumpster. Try again nigger

>>675256186
max pls post her lewd newds

>>675256119
Are they of age? May not be in the system yet.

>>675256128
she is both. just variants of her name for social profiles.
>moron

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>>675256183

>>675256224
No fuck you guys last time I post any shit

>>675256308
aunikab123
aunikabriellelawrence123

>>675256234
dont think they are, found her sister on some highschool theater thing and her brother looks young

>>675256186
Max, post her nudes and we stop. Deal?

>>675256425
ur ded m8

>>675255836

Op doesn't care about her. Also, she is so thirsty he will be able to talk her around if he wants to. Bitch is hung up on him.

He made the thread because he is an insecure faggot with an ego and /b/ feeds his sickness in a way no other can.

>>675256425

kek

post nudes men dont do this to yourself

>>675256186
plz max. post nudes

>>675255168
From one Max to another... You're a faggot.

Requesting name change

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Gonna dump this here. Enjoy /b/ OP is not a fag :) https://www.dropbox.com/s/si4qgdyupftbuxt/22.3.16.rar?dl=1 9

>>675255749
https://fgts.jp/b/thread/675242735/

>>675256531
approved

>>675256440
they both take philosophy so I would assume they go to the same university

>>675256566
this would be ideal to send her

>>675256635
ya both took same test
was in screens

>>675256186
on the off chance it somehow does effect you, still gonna do what can be done to fuck it up for you

>>675256635
or the same fucking person? christ.

>>675256566
Awesome! The original thread. Ha. Max what a faggot

nudes

>>675256635
Yeah, looking on fb, but he might not even have her on there seems like they're on the dl. There's not even any pics of them together on ig.

>>675256858
For all we know, he could be the fugly one.

>>675256858

Confirmed for him actually being on her ig, nice try faggot. I think you are the dude at the table with her and her brother.

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>>675256308
Well in which case that other Facebook account is her, she must have set up a new Facebook, hence why it's all on private
> southern Oregon university

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You people are so incredibly fucking stupid.

>>675257148
Tried the SOU, Anon.
If he didn't delete his FB 45 min ago he's confirmed for downs.

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>>675257230
Ok Max. What's my name? Who is stupid?

>>675256531
Name change granted. Your new name is now
>Anon

Sincerely 4chan "official" name change dept.

>>675257148

On ig she said she was taking a break from facebook, that is usually a girl's passive agressive way of getting rid of someone on it who she is not comfortable with being on her friends list. Probably got on it again with the other, new account sans whoever made her take a break in the first place. Also, prob why it is set to private.

>>675257230
go to your corner max

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>>675257230
y-you too...

>>675257230
How so?

>>675257055
So what is it??? And also, I'm not max, so you sir, need to stop with that bullshit.

>>675256559
Anyone seen this??

who the fuck is max

>>675257345
lets not go too far with assumptions its a slippery slope

>>675257451


not cliking that shit nigu

>>675257451
Spamming up other threads, yes.

>>675257345
Exactly what I fucking said....but nooooooo

>>675257345
Actually her pics say 2015, unless it's just a second account. It's her though, it's the same fucking face.

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Here's her bros IG, I'm gonna contact him

you're all hurting max's very core

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>>675257710
Family cruise, there's Aunika in the background, mouth open ready to get blacked

>>675257473
Read the original thread here -
>>675256566

>>675257770
What was her original "core" quote? Kek

>>675257833
her brother has that irritating face that you can't help but to want to punch

>>675257536

Interesting, she is a fruitloop though, that is evidenced by her texts to max.

Maybe she said she was taking a break from facebook but had this second account the whole time so she could snoop while people thought she was off facebook. Who knows?

All I know for sure is she said she was taking a break from facebook on ig and has two facebook accounts.

She would be easy to fuck with, gives off those vibes, hence why she ended up here and allows herself to be tied in knots by a beta like Max.

>>675257899
go away max stop back pedalling. let us fuck you

>>675257899
Checked for dubs and logic

SJW THREAD
CUCKS

my assumption is she deleted the apps from her phone rather than deleting the accounts

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>>675257879
"you've hurt the very core of me" or something like that

>>675257958

I am not max or backpeddling, I am not even sure how you could come to those two conclusions. Nothing I said would help max.

>>675258026
Shut up Max

>>675258194
Not max.
What happened to /b/?

>>675258153
its important to have a figurehead adversary for them to unite against typical 4chan mob mentality

Might be "mixamillion_" on ig gaiz!!!

>>675258322
Link

>>675251941
op's a white knight faggot

>>675257899
Fuck she's just a young girl, that phaggot is probably all lovey dovey with her when it's just the two of them, he's not gonna show that though.

He's a confirmed fucking dick for laughing about those messages though, she needs to know kek

>>675257833

Is that Max next to her on the left?

>>675258280

This is classic /b/ loads of people in this thread have been accused of being max until someone figures out this whole thing.

Usually it is because OP is lurking in these threads occasionally trying to misdirect or for damage control.

In this case i am not sure max even gives a fuck. He has no respect for her or /b/.

>>675258322
why

>>675258370
That's the username, faggot. Type it in on ig.

>>675258370

http://instagram.com/mixamillion_

>>675258399
No he's got a badge round his neck, he'll just work on the cruise no doubt

>>675258322
chekd and link

>>675258399
Wtf are you talking about?

>>675258459
I figured since we couldn't find him on her friends, to look through her photos and see who likes them the most, went to their friends list and found him.

guys this cunt is actually giving out nudes and showing herself on webcam!!!!! just add on kik and skype scarletdeathpro

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>>675258494
Max Headley, account on private, we could be in business....

>>675258396

>He's a confirmed fucking dick for laughing about those messages though, she needs to know kek.

I agree but dangerously close to white knighting, so I am not getting involved. Also, still not sure he cares, /b/ would have to do something that actually would bother him for justice to be served.

>>675258630
Not saying it's for sure though.

>>675258555
NO NO NO
CHECKED

>>675258651
yeah gotta be him. looks like the kind of douche to treat women like shit

>>675258651

It's him, no doubt. Has that colossus faggot air about him as well.

>>675258322
>>675258555
>>675258766
but check THESE

>>675258450

you misinterpreted what he wrote.

"what the fuck happened to /b/"

as in why is everyone a white knight cuck all of a sudden when this sort of behavior has always been frowned upon.

>>675258026
RIGHT?

I thought I was gonna get my epeen sucked for this
>>675255923
And trips!
>>675255999

But these faggots just wanna white knight the fucking place up.

>>675258625

Max isn't a nigger?

>>675258905
max pls stop. we'll work our magic. let us invonvinience you slightly for our temporary amusement. it's happening. and i'm gonna fuck yo guuuuuurl

>>675258905
Good work on address m8.
Send dragon dildo

>>675258736
I'm honored.

>>675258651

fuck, I'm not a white knight faggot like you nu males but let me suggest you guys listen to his SoundCloud, see what kind of shit he has on there worth exposing or making fun of.

>>675258883
It' frowning up more than ever.

yall being dumb and working off assumptions im out

>>675258927
That's her right, and that black guy has a name tag. White guy is little brother.

>>675258883
Fuck off Max

>>675259036
lewl wut?

>>675259050
My badassery ends there, sadly.

>>675258883

There has always been an equal measure of white knighting as well on /b/, always. Usually when the guy involved comes across as a bit of a douche (minus the 'bit of a').

>>675258883
Whiteknight has absolutely NOTHING to do with it. Doesn't matter if he was being a scum to a women or not, he was being a scum. And plus /b/ is just doing it for the lulz anyway

>>675259050
she's white so smaller dildo will do. maybe a bic pen

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Pretty sure this is him

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>>675259272

>>675259272
Ashland is pretty far from portland, but who knows...

>>675259131

It is him. See ya.

>>675259272

>>675259301
>>675259327
so which is he? he said in one message he was "back in ashland"

>>675259301
Haha Fresno "The City Addicted To Crystal Meth"

>>675259301

Could be

>>675259245
fukkin kek

>>675259437

It is the jew - Goldman

>>675259301

>>675259272
Are you sure that's right? Portland is 4 hr away from ashland....

i knew it in my soul that this fag was a nigger.

Rekt

>>675259437
Ohhhh, so maybe he lives in Portland? Disregard my statement about it being 4 hours away then.

>>675259570
God's work, Anon

>>675259534

Not him, he is 27. It is jew boy that is laughing at you all.

>>675259570
+1 b/r/o good sneaky sneaky work.

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>>675259570
2 smart 4 ur own good m9

>>675259621

South Oregon University is in Ashford, though.

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that original thread was such a mess of incoherent gobbledegook, honestly. Just complete gibberish.

At what point does /b/ decide to become a mediator between two people who are both just really fucking socially retarded and have no idea how to behave in a relationship?
>oh man he strung a girl along a little bit ANONYMOOSE ASSEMBLEEEEE

>Mfw this is literally the worst white knighting I've ever seen

>>675258090
Anyone have Lao Tzu's fb?

>>675255434
I could swing by Ashland. Got an Addy?

>>675255434
Lol nm

>>675259730
neckbeard basement wizard virgin detected
>dur mah /b/ m oldfag stp pls

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>>675259730

>>675259570
He looks more gross than the last guy, but I guess it makes sense. UNLESS YOU'RE MAX! DUN DUN DUN DUN! Lol. No, but she said something about hiking, and it looks like he likes doing it too so maybe???

>>675259730
Fuck off Max, you're getting rekt whether you like it or not

>>675259788
one minute, filter feeding through the ocean of ads.

"Drugs — Max Louis Goldman, 21, of the 800 block of Glendale Avenue, Ashland. Ashland police Tuesday arrested Goldman on three counts of conspiracy to deliver cocaine. He was booked into jail and released on his own recognizance."

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Here's the Jew

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>>675259856
>ironically acting superior from the point of view of shamelessly acting like a total newfag
>whilst actually acting like a total newfag

Oh my days

>>675259730

NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE GIRL, YOU LITERAL RETARD!!!!!!!!

SHE WILL FUCK UP HER LIFE IN MANY WAYS, ALL OF HER OWN DOING ANYWAY, NOT OUTSIDE INTERFERENCE NECESSARY.

WE ARE AFTER THE ARROGANT PRICK WHO WAS STUPID ENOUGH TO BRAG ON HERE. HE CAN BE TAUGHT A LESSON IN HUMILITY THAT WILL HELP HIM AND EVERYONE UNFORTUNATE TO COME INTO CONTACT WITH HIM.

IF YOU HAVE NOT BEEN FUCKED BY SOMEONE LIKE THAT GOOD FOR YOU BUT QUIT IT WITH THE WHITEKNIGHT SHIT. HE IS GETTING TO. END OF.

>>675259730
you said it
>We Are Anonymous

Info needed on Goldman now. Time to work.

>>675259730
Whenever is says so

facebook of max goldman?

>>675259730
>>675259656
Ahhhh. Okay, so we gott 'em this time then??

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>>675259730
GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE MAX!

>>675259980
> Kek

My new reaction meme

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>>675259961
ETA:

twitter.com/MaxJewGold_man

This look any familiar?

>>675259987
glad someone said it before I did
you just can't fuck with a scum without someone calling you a whiteknight.

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>>675259980

Goldman you're fucked. Sleep will be scarce for you tonight I'm betting

>>675260105
kek

>>675260224
Fucking brilliant

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Jewfag.

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>>675260150
well he IS obnoxious as remembered

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>>675259950
>>675260071
>>675260105
>yfw max and I are in different countries

Release the hounds

>>675260390
literally why do you care if people call you max isn't everyone max just by the environment of the thread? Everyone is giving maxusations.

Could everyone just summarize all the info we got in this thread?

>>675260390
> no proof that you're the original Max
> bottled water from Australian Spring =/ = living in Australia

>>675260390
3/22/16*

>>675260385
Make sure it's the right twitter.

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>>675260390
way to ruin my fun, little bitch

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Here's Aunika's mother , Rebekah Lawrence I assume

>>675260510
Kekeke.

Still not sure if max is fresno or oregon based...

>>675260576
this
if anybody spells it differently they're gay

>>675260150
3 hours after posting screenshots to make fun of his side chick.
>WE hunted HIM down.
>WE are Anonymous

>>675260559
Why not you do???

>>675260687
Was it already posted? I haven't been paying full attention.

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You got my vote fuck stick

>>675260764
hi

>>675260764
>>675260687
disregard, I'm an idiot.

>>675260799
>Southern Oregon University
Confirmed at last.

Just reactivated my facebook and I have like 20 mutual friends with these two.
Wat Do?

>>675260799
More! I demand more!

>>675260559
> douchebag posted pics bragging about how he's treating a girl like shit
> thinks he's a bad ass
> one guy called for a doxing
> doxing commenced
> found girl
> messaged girl and friends
> potentially found OP

look good?

Max Goldman, US CA Fresno N Marty Ave 105, 23 years old

??

>>675260917
Go to Southern Oregon Uni
Stalk chick
Fuck chick
Post pics to 4chan

>>675260510
It's not particularly that I care about being called max as such, I just intensely dislike seeing /b/ turn into a reddit tier echo chamber. Instead of down voting anyone who disagrees with them, they accuse them of samefagging so their opinion is ignored. Not much more can really be expected from a thread full of people who on the one hand talk about the righteousness of raiding "scum" and on the other, vehemently assert their behaviour as most definitely not white knighting.

>it's not white knighting because the guy is an asshole
Top fucking kek

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>>675259980

>>675260963
I figure that much,just where are Facebook profiles and attacks on Maxie here?

>>675260917
Blast him. Omit any parts where she was being an autist, make him look worse.

>>675261037
w-wow...

>>675260917
tag them and post

>>675261037
ur killin me here topkek

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>>675261037
Kek'd

>>675260970
Internet is just coming up with half a dozen spots...

Max Goldman, US OR Medford Clearwater Dr 4, 23 years old

Don't any of you faggots have a PAID sub to pipl or spokeo or whatever so I don't have to piece together bullcrap?

>>675261037

Holy shit I just spat out my beer

Not sure how useful this is but Aunika's friend Samnuel Martinez fb is here

100007825741166
email
insta snamsham which has email which links to fb

>>675260989
No it can still be whiteknighting if the guy is an asshole. It depends on the persons intentions, are they going after the asshole for the girl? if not then its not whiteknighting. Pretty concise.

>>675261037
TOP TOP KEK

>>675261111
Fuck me

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Oh my fuck....please do something with this.


Also anyone notice he is in the makings of becoming a lobbyist? We could potentially ruin this for him.

>>675261111
fuck me

>>675260685
You're right,
SS/MM/HH/DD/MM/YYYY
Is way gayer and less logical than
SS/MM/HH/MM/DD/YYYY
God damn americucks.

>>675260799
Dubs for the fucking win

>>675261402
Where are you getting these from?

>>675261111
FUk ME

>>675261507
His fb.....duh.

>>675261554
Link it, will ya? I can't seem to find it, there's a shit ton of max goldmen

>>675261316
>it can still be white knighting if he's an asshole
We're on the same page here. The entire justification by these people for it not being white knighting is because he's scum. How does that make sense? It actually flows the opposite way, the vehement dislike of the guy and calling him "scum" is textbook white knight talk.

I wouldn't be at all surprised if this turned out to be a personal army request by the girl herself. She had been contacted by posters before this thread was made.

>>675261554
link?

>>675261409
"March twenty second"
"twenty second March"

Fuck yourself, amirite?

>>675261599
Try searching max Ashland you lazy cunt

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>>675261554
I've found it, don't say duh you sound like a faggot.

Here's his sister

>>675261620
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the 4chan Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on twitch, and I have over 300 confirmed trips. I am trained in gorilla fucking and I’m the top anon in the entire oldfag armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the /b/ board and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can fuck you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed dubing, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the /mlp/ and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the board, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo