>>675247514
Devil may cry

>>675247603
3

>Friends get eaten
>you nearly get eaten
>save girl
>club

>Get face cut
>Be a whiny bitch
>Edgelord outfit
>Blonde guy w Tyson tat

>>675247836
God hand?

>Get on train
>Bonnie
>Mountain Lions
>Mexico sucks
>Die

>>675248152
Nah

>>675247514
>tedious activities
>big fucking eye
>tedious activities
>big fucking worm/brain
>tedious activities
>spooky scary skeletons
>tedious activities
>whatthefuckisthat.png
>where did these guys come from
>tedious activities
>fucking ROBOTS
>welcome to the jungle
>rekt by a beautiful plant
>we need to go deeper
>die a few million times
>what are these guys doing at the dungeon
>ayy lmao
>die a few million more times
>kill the moon
>still haven't even done half of what you can do in this game

>>675247807
No clue system?

>>675248235
RDR?

>like silent hill
>but you're adequately armed
>and in space

>>675248410
dead space

>>675248290
Dead Space 3?

>>675248290
I mean, this is obviously Majora's Mask.

>>675247514
>run around
>make shit
>regret buying the game
>autistic fanbase

>>675248393
Yo soy John Marston!

>>675248537
Ha, Minecraft. Or Terraria. Same shit game, different titles.

>>675248537
Minecraft

>>675248537
Minecraft

>4
>1 vag
>annoyingrobot.gif
>AAAAANDOPEN

>>675248579
No, yo soy John Marston!

>>675248537
Minecraft

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>>675248537
>paying for meinkampf

>>675248665
Borderlands 2.

Ps2 or Xbox
Mars
Aliens come out
Scary as shit
Kill everything

>>675248775
Doom 3

>>675248290
Teraria

Year:1995 (1997)
SNES
Shit graphics even for snes
Stolen assets
Soundtrack is shit
Kill 1 billion people

>obscure head wearables
>New Zealandian, 3 stupid Americans, gay, nazi, communist, coward, an alcohol
>cheesepizza_green_releasecanditate5

>>675249087
TF2

>>675247836
Final Fantasy VIII

>Blonde kid
>Spooky mansion
>Use right analogue stick for combat

>>675249262
Correct

>>675249262
Sheeeeit, dis nigga. Dunno how the hell I missed that one.

>Be slave
>Get drunk
>Magical farts
>Lots of chanting
> "Yo, yu, yo yu, yo, yu"
>Everything will fucking kill you

>Use L2 for something that's usually a fucked up button combo
>Teleport
>Teleport
>Teleport
>Punch enemy through mountains

>>675249848
DragonBall Z Budokai or one of those?

>>675249288
Added hint: It's an OG Xbox game.

>>675249946
Yar.

>>675249827
Oddworld my nigg

>>675249848
dragon ball z ultimate tenkaichi?
that game was literally just a god of war QTE but pvp

>>675250091
Nah Budokai

>>675250075
Correct!

>Be clone
>Fuck you dad!
>Run away
>Everything after this is pointless
>Get stabbed by based older brother

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>>675250349

>>675250433
I should probably go back and play that shit again now that I'm an adult. Didn't quite get everything that was going on at 9 or so.

>wear Santa hat
>use ass s to smash presents
>Scratch ass for idle animation

>>675250561
They have the remastered version out so play that shit its really damn good.

>Big ass blonde hair
>Carry a large ass weapon
>Friends are all in hell
>Rock out anyway

>Wake up
>Suddenly has psychic powers
>Play a bit
>Can now control people
>Make everyone suicide

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>its like pokemon, but with niggers instead
>leader of the niggers has a cool hat, gives the other nignogs cool hats
>oshitniggerswhatareyoudoing
>butterfly effect, but niggers
>analogsticksarecoolnow.png

>>675251037
Infamous?

>>675250873
Metroid

>listen to music
>get epilepsy
>wife helps
>still play
>right wrist hurts
>shit go to hospital
>wrist broken
>fml
>cant play for weeks
>still play
>shit wrist hurts again
>ignore
>fingers on the left hand hurt
>ignore for 3 days
>cant move fingers
>go to hospital
>tendons strained
>cant use left hand for weeks
>fuck that
>still play
>wife leaves because addiction
>still play
>get epilepsy again
>none to help now
>die
>should of bought tablet

>>675251759
Nope.
Hint: Sunglasses, music is a projectile weapon.

>>675251855
This sounds like a terrible Guitar Hero addiction, or masturbation... not sure

>>675251646
Nah, It was an old ps2 game.

>>675252002
Neither

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>get born
>dad fucks off
>butimnotblackwtf.jpeg
>find dad
>help dad make pool pump
>dad dies
>pool's closed muthafuka
>get help from aluminium brothers
>take back pool pump
>shoot the weather in the face
>mfw pool's open but i'm ded

>>675251855
kekd

>>675251855
osu

>>675252857
Fallout 3 ezpz

>disproportionate prince steals shit to make the universes primary light sources because daddy issues

>>675253480
Katamari

>>675253142
Right on the money
>>675253480
Fable 3

>>675251233
>next hint: Life is cookies

>>675253529
yus