Get in here faggots

>>675242735
tell her to stop being such a pussy

>>675242818
Tell your own mouth to not suck dick, you can't change second nature

What value is there in this?
Like nobody here knows the circumstances that have led to this. Why would anyone care.

Women have feelings? GEE YA DON'T SAY FAGGOT

>>675243002
just fucking fuck her already and get over this shit..

>>675242974
Haha because it gets hilarious. And if you stick around long enough to find out you can thank me for your entertainment faggot

>>675243002
booty call, jizz on her face and see how she reacts

After messing with her and leaving her in tears, she'll still have your number. Then po-po arrest jew for cyber bullying. rip op

leading on obsessed women gets old after you degrade them sexually and obtain nudes and vids

>>675242839
lmao oh man. "I need space" "OMG CAN I COME OVER"

just give her the dick dude

Sup, Max? How ya doin' lad?

>>675243642
Haha this is why i don't just fuck her because I can do both and this is clearly funny

>>675242735
Op?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mJ36huw50yM

this chick is either 16 or fucking mental.

or both

>>675243642
>sorry to here that
>here
cmon man wtf

>>675243891
probably on meds

>>675243642

>here

...you better not be a nigger Max

>>675243892
Will somebody else deal with this pussy

>>675243824
Guy has a Patreon, how has this goldmine not been discovered?!

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>>675244086
Don't forget. Loving you was the very core of her being.

If this is legit and I was OP I'd keep this one on the hook and get a side bitch. Then accidently let her catch me. She'd cling on for dear life after a awesome fight and some great fucking. Crazy bitches are the best.

>>675244086
lol

>>675244086
>very core of my being
What a fucking emotional cunt. Emotionally stable don't say this

>>675244322
Thank you, an anon with some gumption

>>675244086
>attacked the very core of my being
>mfw
>rofl

Got nudes of crazy girl OP?

>>675244305
Well technically "caring too much" is the chore of her being, whatever that means.

Why did I read this?

>>675244223
euro trash shill be gone

>>675244640
idk why am I continuing to read this

>>675244707
wot the fuck

>>675244707
What in the fuck

Can you show a picture of this bitch please op?
Only girl to ever do this to me was ugly as sin.

>>675244771
Girls are dumb. The worse you treat them the more they want it

>>675244707
Now I am doubting this. What did she say about the Wellsprings? That seemed like an enticing offer. She reject?

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>>675244707
>is this bitch real
<what dimension even is this shit

quick, someone find the chick and link this thread, lmfao. op will be dead in the news by tomorrow night

>>675244880
wondering about this too

>>675244707
OP I think you might be my long lost brother, crazy bitch trolling is the best man

>>675243642
Maxxy boy don't give a shit

>>675244829
only the abysmally insecure not that there arnt plenty of those around

>>675244707
Haha because this. And she's back

>tfw have a girl completely attached to me will literally do anything for me
>too decent to fuck with her
It sounds so fucking fun though i laugh my ass off reading this shit but i couldnt bring myself to do it

Lol that bitch is psycho

>>675244982
All girls are insecure. All of them. No matter how they act its seeded in some form of insecurity

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>>675244223
/b/

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>>675244707
Now that is a plot twist if I ever saw one.

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>>675244707

>>675243469
>hey
i loled

>>675244707
Post faster OP I can't take the suspense!

>>675244707
Just throw song lyrics at her. Any song will do.

>>675245260
Haha me too. Dude thank you. It brings joy to my heart that others can appreciate this

>>675242735
fuck her and record it then send it to her everyday afterwards

Got any pics of her?

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That's weird I had a feeling OP wouldn't get nudes...

>>675244707
OP you sound like an insecure cunt m8. There's a difference between being an alpha and pretending to be alpha. I spy beta mentality over here
>Trolls girls to feel better about himself
>Its ok OP your pussy will heal

>>675244707
No more content OP?

>>675244912
Haha Jesus dude off yourself. If you've even been reading I clearly don't give a shit whether she knows. Why in anyway would you think that it would stimulate that emotional of a response on my part. Haha this fucking guy. I'm trying to entertain and you waste my time

>>675245380
"YOU TAKE MY LIFE BUT I TAKE YOURS TO"

Text her this:

If you don't stop being such a whiney bitch then I promise you I will literally break into your family's house slit your throat and rape you while you're parents watch ties and gagged before I murder them. I'm not messing around cunt.

>>675245654
And then we can both do the do.

>>675245798
"6....66 THE NUMBER IF THE BEAST"

>>675245732

So much dumbass in so little post...that's literally asking OP to go to jail

>>675245804
5pm
>I was sleeping
Wtf

>>675245603
Haha well if I did it for you then you'd be and ungrateful fuck. But your just a fedora who wishes he was frued

>>675245938
Split.... My ass... And have yourself a feast!

Op seems like a pretty good guy

How tf is your phone still at 27%?!

>>675245947
That's the joke.

>>675245992
it's called a nap

>>675245992
You don't like naps faggot?

>>675246075
Faggot

>>675246085
Are you fucking retarded ?

>>675246085
Screenshotting a whole conversation at once

>>675246004
Nah /b/rotherin, you cunts are why I left /b/ and migrated to /pol/. All these insecure betas and trannies everywhere

>>675246143
no u

>>675246180
kek

you took that shit bait?

>>675246169
>r u mad
STOP

monitoring this thread.

>>675242735
>confirmed underage

>>675246202
Stay there then Faggot or sit back and appreciate your entertainment. We'd love to have you

>>675246200
or its fake

>>675246272
ARE YOU MAD? CUZ IM NOT!

>>675243563
FOR FUCKING REAL

THIS BITCH AINT IN HEAT SHE IS MELTING!

>>675246072
We're just....two goldfish swimming in fish bowl

>>675246360
Over 20 just insane

Op this chick is acting just like my ex and i want to say i fucking love you for what you're doing, keep it up

>>675246091
>>675246124
Wth when did napping become cool?
And now I'm uncool for thinking a normal person should be awake around the time they should be eating an evening meal?

Maybe it's finally time for me to leave this place.

>>675246442
topkek. glad someone saw it my way. bitch is dick deprived

Welcome to crazy bro my current gf is like this

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>>675246417
nice meme

>>675246569
Hahahahaha lol

>>675246213
If I wanted my own comeback I would have wiped it off your mother's chin.

>>675242735
sounds like she is DTF
bumping for interest

also post some pics if you can get her to send some anon

I've just wasted loads of fucking time reading these texts. OP, you're scum.

This girl is in love with you. This'll happen to you someday, and you'll imagine everyone posting your texts for these inbred faggots to read.

11/10 spastic is OP

>>675246486
time to grow up both of you. have a real relationship with someone who you would want to spend time with. it makes you look bad being with such garbage

>>675246532
I don't do dinner until like 8-9.

>>675246532
Its not "cool", it's just something that's nice sometimes. If I get off one job at midnight, get to sleep by 3am and then wake up for the next job at 6am, then have a gap between 2pm and 5pm before i have to repeat, fuck you I'm taking a nap

>>675242735
This shit happened to my friend last fucking night. Not thru texts but in person. Shit was hilarious

OP is a manipulative piece of shit for toying with a girl that obviously has feelings for you.

Not even a white knight but you suck, bro. May you receive the same abuse one day.

>>675246675
What? That doesn't even make sense

this is bitch is obviously insecure, probably a ham planet

>>675246716
Aw diddums forget about the nasty man and go watch some pony porn.

>>675242735

OP you're just a faggot who wants to mess with a girl because she loves you or whatever. This isn't /b/ material, kill yourself

>>675246722
Iv had that and will have that again. Jesus this faggot Freud doesn't stop with his Faggot assumptions. Why is it hard for you to understand that this is funny on face value

>>675246764
Post pic of lady. We wanna see if it is worth it

>>675246810
>not even a white knight
>literally white knighting
Eat a dick

Dump pic of her

>>675246810
She should have more self awareness, OP is teaching her a lesson

>>675246742
Fuck off nigger you don't even have one job you just lay around the house napping all day.

>>675246928
my money is her being a 5 at best. a personality can make a 5 an 8 but not to the rest of us, she would just be a 5

>>675246764
Get nudes

>>675242735
OP you actually sound like a cool guy, are you from the UK?

> for once OP is not a fag

>>675247003
OP must be looking like Leonardo dicaprio or something.

>>675246958

He's not white knighting faggot he's making a valid point. OP is just a massive cancerous faggot

Jesus fucking christ. I don't think I've ever seen two people talk about nothing, absolutely fucking nothing, for so long spread out over so many days. You both need a fucking life.

>>675247147
Never been in a relationship huh?

>>675246918
Because it isn't, you brain damaged sack of spuds

when does it get entertaining?

>>675247215

A real relationship isn't this mindless and stupid

>>675247215
No I had sex with at least 100 girls

>>675247100
Jumping to defend a girl he does not know and will never meet because a guy he does not know and we'll never meet is being mean to her is fucking white knighting to a T.

OP seriously, keep going just to piss these autistic retards off.

>>675246726
Around 5...
>I actually have dinner later than most people and it's still not that far away from 5

OK.

Ya'll need to stfu and let op post more screenshots

I just had the epiphany that I've never met a person named Max who wasn't a total Faggot.

>>675247325
Kek

>>675247305
Been with my gf for almost 2 years and this is exactly what our texts look like. We have great conversation when were together but texting is mindless small chat

>>675247371

He's not defending her he's just telling OP what a little bitch he is. I for one could care less about this bitch, she obviously has shit she needs to work on, bit OP is just behaving like a little faggot toward her.

>>675247305
so you've never been in a real relationship huh?

>>675247384
you are abusing her and yet she wants your cum in her pussy
checkmate feminists

>>675247489
kinda boring now

>>675247566

Been in lots and I'm on my second year with my gf, it has never been this dramatic or fucking stupid.

>>675247384
Now I'm starting to jerk off

>>675247527
Tell me more about how much you don't care

>>675246810
Op is toying her. Fuck off OP faggot.

>>675247668

Pretty sad that you need to jerk off to this anon.

Is this bitch hot? Let's have some pics OP? We're all friends here, share the wealth ; )

>>675247655
>Been in lots

autism.

>>675247691

I DO care that OP is such a little bitch. I DON'T care about the girl he is being a bitch to. It's the principle, OP deserves to be knocked on his ass.

>>675246675
Kek

>>675247655
>dramatic and stupid

But you're still fucking here while your gf is out banging niggers. Stay cuck'd whitebread

>>675247773

How is that autism anon? Not everyone on /b/ is a shy sperglord.

>>675247848
rekt

>>675247848
that girl is so desperate wtf, is she fat??

Lay down the good pipe.

>>675247848
yo shes chubby isnt she.
Classic I can tell just by the way shes texting you lol.

>>675247848
Think you skipped a picture

>>675247759
I have a few other tabs open

>>675246810
fuck off you whiteknighting faggot
its beta cucks like you that ruin this fucking site
please kill yourself

>>675247848
>spend your money on weed and sandwiches

I laughed

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>>675247848
damn my nigga she just roasted yo ass

>>675247527
^

>>675247964

My girlfriend IS a nigger, and she hates other niggers lol. Most faithful girl I've ever met. Also she's chilling right next to me.

>inb4 pics, I'm not such a faggot cuck that I need to validate myself on 4chan

>>675247897
You don't care about the princess, you care about defeating the evil wizard causing her harm. Got it. Your cape is a little loose, might wanna tighten it so you don't trip your horse on the way to the castle, ser anon

>>675247897
And I'm sure your just the one to do it. Haha get a load of this faggot

>>675247848
op btfo

>>675248150
you just called your girlfriend a nigger. god you're a fucking faggot, holy shit.

Says you want to masturbate and needs encouragement from her!

OP moar

checkmate reddit

>>675247848
bro this is exactly how my ex and i talked. just ended that shit two weeks ago. if your girl curvy/chubby/fat? mine had a little bit of belly and a big ass and it made her insecure and clingy.

>>675248159

That is one of the faggiest things I have ever had anyone say to me. OP isn't an "evil wizard", he's a shit tier pleb and his thread sucks ass, this shit isn't even mildly interesting or funny.

>>675247848
What does this cunt have against sandwiches

>>675247973
I don't know if I ever heard or seen someone refer as to being in several relationships as "lots"

"yeah, I've had lots of pussy, yeah, I've been in lots of relationships"

its just an autistic defense to try and use "lots." like "tons," ive had tons of pussy. no. shut up and die off

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equal parts cringe, faggotry, and lulz. what a great thread

>>675248150
>inb4 pics, I'm not such a faggot cuck that I need to validate myself on 4chan

Ironic

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>>675247848
She fucking had you cold until she said sorry. Even with the "Did I offend you?" I read that sarcastically. I was kinda rooting this chick would take you down just because of how pathetic she has been, but this girl is the literal personification of a door mat. No hope for someone like that.

>>675248184

If one of my buddies was doing this I'd have something to say to him. Not everyone is a pussy just because you are, anon

>>675246571
fuckin same

>>675248330
>this thread is horrible
>i hate this thread
>its not interesting or funny to me
>my browser has no close button

>>675248330
This guy knows what he's talking about

>>675248245

She doesn't give a fuck, she knows how the terminology works on here

Max ur a savage

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When did we start letting normies on /b/?

>>675247848
>spend your money on weed and sandwiches

Good thing this isn't a ylyl thread

>>675248406
she's going to cave. op wouldnt have been posting this shit otherwise

>>675248012
How can you tell? I didn't know chubby/really thick girls have a different typing style.

>>675248521
this

>>675247848
Lol. Op is fag.
He secretly loves this fucking whale, and just posts shit like this so he can feel a little better about himself, probably doesn't even always talk to her like this....would explain random cut offs. He just deleted it or didn't screenshot it.

Fucking newfags. Not a single one of you is trying to get further info from OP to dox him and blow him up. Instead one of you is wanking off to his puerile, teen relationship texts with some dumb cunt, the rest are arguing over how cool he is/isn't. Not a single attempt at getting further info.

You fucking newfags just don't get it.....

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>>675246716

I SPOTTED THE WHITE KNIGHT FAGGOT.

ROACH SPRAY INC.

God why did I read this? OP you are fucking cringe. When you grow up and wise up you will realize how stupid you made yourself look tonight. That is not alpha thats worst than beta. have fun hope you die

>>675248463

I'm watching The Thing and enjoying making you faggots get all autistic and try to act edgy and cool.

I can picture all the neckbeards sitting in the dark thinking "heh, I really showed that anon with my superior use of words"

>>675248598
You're trying too hard

>>675248598
So dox op then faggot

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>>675242735
Emotions arent a game

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>>675246716

savage max is my hero fuck this dumb cunt

>>675248598
learn 1 or 2 things in /b/. you can only find info if you have first name, last name, photo, where, and 1 hour 30 minutes. learn it newfag

>>675248496
so her name is aunika and they live in oregon. ashland medford area, anyone wanna find the facebook to see if this bitch is hot or not?

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>>675248490
Before last summer when you came along.

>>675248561
The desperation. The need for ops attention.
Really obvious.
I've hooked up with one "chubby" girl and she was exactly like this.
I could probably text her now and its been months and she would still come suck on my cock

>>675248602
This bitch isnt a pageant whore is she?

>>675248561
shes trying very hard suggests she doesnt get much attention

>>675247410

I haven't met someone named Kevin who wasn't a pretentious faggot either.

what the fuck is the point of this thread. this shit just drags on forever.

op is a fag

>>675248668
So the thread is funny to you then?
Which is it anon, your shit just doesn't add up

>>675248319
Dude this is clearly not my girlfriend

>>675248358

It's not a defense just a statement. And using the word "lots" has literally nothing to do with what you're claiming.

You just met someone who uses lots instead of several. Mark your calendar faggot.

>>675248776
> what
> the
> fuck

You've gotta be kidding me?

pic of girl
need to confirm hamplanet