Faces of /b/ thread
because fuck you, thats why.
>>675238807
>>675238807
OP fucking reeks of edge, dried cum and 9faggotry
>>675239042
Damn, you must have some high powered olfactory sense.
halloween a little while back. First time trying to immitate Abbath
>>675240209
picture perfect anon!
rate me
>>675240399
well your file name is a 10/10
>>675240606
>>>/myass/
Sure why not, its been a few days. Man your harpoons /b/itches.
>>675240399
...
Can ratings go low enough?
>>675238807
>terminator2/10
>>675240209
>>675240675
>>>/stankass/
anybody?
>>675240890
Cuddles/10
dont have a selfie on hand whoops
>>675240890
The pillow fort & snacks await.
>>675240890
nah /b/ruh it cool that you are confident enough to be yourself in this world. we dont hate
>>675240209
>imitate a bath
You're doing it wrong.
Pic is related and correct.
>>675241286
Hell yeah, cuddling is where it is at
>>675241487
Oh fuck yeah, whats on the menu tonight?
>>675241502
I appreciate that, but i think you may be confusing confidence with apathy here.
>>675241734
Cuddles & movies in the pillow fort after take out asian food.
>>675240890
did you once post a full body shot?
>>675238807
Nice Ramones shirt faggot
>>675238807
If I see that fucking dog one more time...
>>675238807
Copy pasta saged.
Take this gay shit to /soc fucking cunts. Never a mod around when you need it.
>>675241980
>take out asian food
Fuck yessssssssssss. You may need a forklift though afterwards to get me out the door.
>>675242052
Yeah a (clothed) body shot. The reaction was what i expected.
qt punk boy pls be mine :3
>>675242314
is it really a copypasta if it's just one vague sentence?
>>675238807
>pink lighter
Faggot.
>>675241583
Kek
Fine then, most recent image i have.
Third from the left
>>675242374
Funny enough I have a forklift ticket...
Any chance of seeing that pic?
>>675242812
>that one guy doing the "I love you" sign instead of the devil horns
kek
>>675242863
eh sure why not.
8/8
Alright, I know I'm a faggot, but lucky for me, you are all faggots too, so its all cool.
>>675243169
Cuddles&Cake/10
Thanks femanon.
Until next time....
>>675243415
>cake
kek, I'm starting to think i may need to lay off some of the cake
>>675243170
B8/Gr8
>675243609
That's me faggot
>>675243609
>>675243609
Fucked that up, didn't I.
>>675243983
Harry Potter/10
>>675243983
Dude you are literally 3 phones wide!
Eat fucking something.
>>675243170
Literally fuckboi, thanks for that anon.
Fuck it. At work.
>>675243169
So what brand of mayonnaise do you identify as?
>>675244217
The jealousy is in the air m80, why don'y you time stamp a pic and do better.
>>675244412
Why don't you go fucking kill yourself
>>675244308
Honestly, I cant fucking stand mayonaise. Closest I can come is honey mustard. To be specific though, I'd say I identify as Chic-filay Sauce.
>>675242529
I'm not talking about the text, I'm talking about the image being copypasta. This shit is just b8.
>>675244485
More like a tub of lard
>>675243983
a white male
>>675244412
Because I don't crave strangers approval.
>>675244485
You I like you, if you can the fat in stride you're alright in my books.
>>675243169
Let's see dem titties
>>675244479
haha you guys get so salty when a normal person decides to show his face around here. Silly basement dweller
>>675240209
thereisonlyoneabbath.
>>675238807
>>675244584
Honestly, Im the original guy who started spreading that image around /b/. You telling me that its a copypasta is basically like you telling me that I did a job well done.
rate
I liek to party.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnpG9PkYv14
>>675243270
Some shit-tier weapons you got there fam
>>675244850
y doe
>>675244695
>Going to 4chan for approval
>confusing 4chan with tumblr
>>675244883
you're fat.
>>675244585
Honestly it depends on how large of a tub you are dealing with. Generally speaking I think the term "barrel of lard" is more applicable, but on the other hand, I have to admit "tub of lard" is a more popular colloquialism.
>>675244695
You gotta learn to carry it in stride, otherwise your just stuck being a whiney little bitch who cant do anything besides feel sorry for themselves.
>>675244770
Nah.
>>675245017
Hey an actual adult
I like seeing all the ugly people cus it makes me feel better about my looks.
Kek
>>675245201
yeah, from pakistan sadly.
>>675244911
>cigarettes indoors
Hows smelling like shit to everyone else but yourself there pal? Nice fake polo too broke ass nigga
>>675244973
I know, that's the point I am making. How did you get confused? You post your face so people say nice things about you and then get bent out of shape when someone calls you a fuck boy. You are the definition of tumblr. Me on the other hand, I have a dank neckbeard and I am out of shape.
>>675244824
No, it means you restart the same old threads everytime you come online. Lurk more, faggot.
>>675244993
I knoooowwwwww...
*captcha: select all the food
>>675245242
Well let me rate you - i give a near perfekt score of 6/7 i like your Manly face, looks like you have seen combat.
>>675242314
Do you understand what either of those statements mean?
>>675244232
mission foods?
>>675245137
Try to take your eyes off the quadratic formula for the pic next time
>>675245431
I posted my face because that's what this thread is for, you're fucking sad.
>>675245431
Hi Brett.
>>675245682
>>675245688
Shh, no tears now sweetheart. Boy you're really fucking fragile.. you should never try to mean mug anyone, someone could actually hurt your feelings with words anonymously.
>>675245791
What's a Brett? I have a long slavic name that people don't bother to pronounce.
hi , /b/ .
>>675245017
Sand-nigger Mathew Mcaughnohey
>>675245952
LOL nice tshirt commie shithead
>>675245952
My god there's no way you can't get laid. Congrats on the genes son.
>>675246016
Matthew Mccurryshitter
>>675245820
You look like that asian that freaks everyone out at the party by chugging amazing amounts of alcohol
>>675245431
Holy fuck lmao
>>675246157
KEK
>>675246203
Thanks fam, here's more neckbeard, have a good laugh.
>>675245421
Well i dont mind since i have a large house and that room is actually my brothers weed/workout/vidya room
And that is not a fake polo... i Think i have more Nice shit than you, if you want to start dick measuring. Heres my rolex you sad manchild
>>675246334
privet
>>675245820
Tiger parents/10
>>675245830
You guys are so fucking butthurt, you think you have these little victories like calling normies fuckbois, and acting all superior saying shit like "fragile" but at the end of the day you're still a loser sitting alone in your room with shitty friends and a shitty life ahead of you, until you commit suicide...
The best part is you think I give a shit what sub humans think of me, you exist to make me look better.
>>675245431
>>675246375
You look good when you're fully clothed
>>675244814
phuk it
>>675246512
Keanu Reeves may not age but he sure as fuck let himself go
>>675246629
>>675245830
honestly, your both pretty autistic for arguing about it for this long.
>>675240399
Are you a cart clerk at a grocery store? I think I know you.
Who thought hard cranberry lemonade was a good idea
>>675246629
But you don't look better.. you look like I broke you with three sentences.
>>675246730
I agree.
>>675246651
I clean up okay, thanks fam.
>>675246533
You'd stick fuck me if I was rich.
I suppose so.
>>675242396
Nigga looks like matt mercer
>>675247111
>>675247044
>>675247016
>>675247013
Gore works better on these threads. It's all in a days work, newfriend.
You're all autistic looking ugly faggots or underage faggots. jesus christ these threads attract the real autists of /b/ like moths to a flame.
>>675247343
Explains why you're here.
>>675247509
I remember my first year on /b/. I legit had a folder of 250 spidey images that I spammed in wincest threads.. looking back my time was spent better jerking off than what i was doing. You'll get there one day.
>>675245949
If you say so, Brett.
fgs
>>675247854
You have really nice eyebrows
>>675247903
>>675248040
>>675243983
the winner of the thread
you can just tell he gets what he wants
>>675248297
>anime
>>675246388
>fake
>Date view