I think the last thread got b& because of all the creepy shit that was being posted.

My mom's friend tried to finger me in the back of my mom's car.

OP is a fag. Oh wait, secrets.

>>675235746
moar pls
and whats your gender

I have a very good friend i used to fuck (he got a gf and i got a bf so of course we stopped) our "relationship" was very complex.. it was more like it was always the wrong time or that we didnt want to fuck up our friendship.

Well lately his girlfriend has been getting rather friendly with me on fb. I was vhattong with her about my bf when she told me she used to be so jealous of me because im so pretty and that she was worried about her bf hanging out with me. Its clear she doesnt know we actually HAD a history and i know my friend pretty well. I love him to death but i dont feel hes honest or faithful to her. Shes super sweet and many times im tempted to tell her what me and her bf had together but i fear my friend might get pissed at me.
Ive known him for years and shes been with him for 2 years and he was still fucking ke at the begining of those 2 years at that time.


So...basically im tempted to tell her what a scumbag i know her bf is but hes still my buddy and we have a long

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Repeat from last thread

I fuck/COLONIZE black girls for the sole purpose of getting back at the /WF interracial cuck memes

I COLONIZE for the master race

I'm faking a mental breakdown in order to stop my four girlfriends from finding out about the rest. It's bought me some breathing space.

Some guy ended up liking me and because I'm an autistic fuck I went along with it. He's really creepy and won't leave me alone but I'm too far into this shit fest to confess.

I don't know what to do or how to get him to leave me alone without seeming like a total retard.

Had 2 boyfriends for years. Neither of them knew. Also slept with guys during.

Then I grew up.

>>675235901
thats a tough one and you have to make some hard choices. Ask yourself it it was you in her position and you were crazy about this guy. Would you want to know? I think she has a right to know its not fair to her if she is trying to build a future with somebody who isnt faithful. Yea he will be mad but imho opinion its the right thing to do. Chances are he has will continue to cheat until he is caught. Might as well save her the wasted time being in a relationship were she isnt valued completely.

>>675235901
why don't u fuck them both at the same time?

>>675236151
I've knocked up 3 nigresses and abandoned them to even the playing field. White master race.

>>675235901
boring as fuck

>>675235901
if you havnt messed around in almost 2 years i think you should just stfu

I touch my penis sometimes

I used to molest my younger step sister when I was 14. We now have a sexual relationship

When I talk to people online they tend to presume that I am a girl irl unless I imply or tell them otherwise.

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>>675234804
had nothing to do with the 320+ posts and the bump limit

>>675237151
Can I touch it for you?

>>675237953
Of course not. That would be silly.

>>675238000
Checked

>>675238192
i heard obama had it 404d because it proved he is not a US citizen

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>>675236671
Thats why its tough. This girl is so super sweet and she talks about him like hes the greatest guy. I just know how he is. I know him better that a lot of people.

Pic related. I hardly know her and yet shes quick to msg me on fb if i ever mention about having shit on my mind. She hears me out and i think its sweet. Which is why i want to protect her.

But i love my friend. Like i said..he may not be a good guy but i got years of history with him good and bad. I think of it both ways.
If i was her id appreciate someone telling me.
And if i were him id be pissed if someone who i considered myself close to fucked up my relationship

I worked on a co workers computer and he left his email open. I found a bunch of nudes of his wife. Get drunk, swap them on line, she is now an Internet porn star. Posted all over the web in tons of amateur sites.

>>675238500
CHECKED

I have so little motivation that I can't even bring myself to end it all.

>>675238542
I don't believe you. If you're waiting 2 years to tell her that you two had a thing, it's not a guilty conscience. You WANT to ruin their relationship.

Don't be a meddling cunt, it was a long time ago at the start of what is a seemingly successful relationship

>>675238700
What is this????

I love my job and my friends.

>>675238000
>>675238500
>>675238700
lets keep the dubs train going bro

>>675238802
I'm with this Anon. Don't be a meddling cunt.

>>675234804
oops. sorry

>>675233527
I'm a cheater. At any given moment I have 3-4 women, all believing they're my gf, all unaware of eachother, and I've never gotten caught. Despite this, I've began to feel guilty about it and I am considering stopping it and leaving them all, or just choosing the one I currently live with.

>>675239083
Our time has passed. Good night, sweet prince

i have never used icq :o

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>>675238908
1/1000*1/100*1/100
that's one chance in ten million anon. a thing of beauty.

>>675239195
how do u fuck the others (or text them) when u live with one?

>>675237635

hot. same here many years ago. we dont fuck anymore though. how old are you guise?

>>675238542
Thats the wrong way of thinking. Youre not fucking up anything. He fucked up the relationship by not being faithful. If he wanted to fuck more than one girl he could have outside of a relationship. But he told somebody he was faithful and she was the only one for him while sleeping around. He destroyed the relationship, not you. All you are doing is bringing his actions to light. It seems cowardly not to tell her. Like i say you are only protecting him for so long. He will continue to do this and eventually it will get out one way or another. Better she knows now rather than continuing a relationship for possibly years to come with somebody unfaithful. Doesnt it seem cruel to let her do that?

i try to get ppl to ask me to fix their phones and computers so i can sniff them for dirty stuff.

my gf and i enjoy buying used sd cards or cheap phones that include sd cards and using photorec on them. its a pretty sweet vector for aquisition.

>>675239195
are you me? if I've got less than 3 girls I cant help but add more.

I tried to stop and cut it down to one a few times over the years. I can keep it up for a while but inevitably start adding girls again.

>>675238802
I didnt wait 2 years.
I thought he was loyal to her.
Only until recently his behavior is showing otherwise.
There would be no reason to want to ruin anything. Im not single and bitter. Im in a hapoy relationship. Which is why i CAN sympathize with her better. Because if she feels even half of what i feel towards my bf then she doesnt deserve to be treated that way

>>675239370
I'm 25 now, she's 21

>>675235901
stfu. If you want to keep a friendship, don't tell her. Telling her will also end their relationship.

>>675239407
+1 have also done this. low success rate but old sd cards are cheap.

>>675239195
Furthermore its not juat a sexual thing. There is indeed "love" in each of ky current relationships, just love in different ways. Girl A makes me feel at peace with the world. Her presence is like novacaine, all pain gone, and her laugh as beautiful as angelic singing. Then there's Girl M. Girl M is kind, beautiful, wild, rebel and not like all the hood bitches today but in a true punk rock kind of way. She's perfect for me. Then there's Girl T. If it wasn't for the age difference I'd marry her. She makes me feel so calm, collected. She always has a solution and helps with.my insecurities. These are the three I truly feel love for. The other three are just sex/fap material

>>675238700
WITNESSED

>>675236562
Tell him you aren't interested anymore. Have you fucked him?

>>675235889
The original poster of that secret was female. But its only posted by trolls now.

>>675239682

when did you first fuck her?

I fake all my emotions/ emotional responses. It's the only way I can be around other people. I don't know why, but I don't feel anything. I end up moving every few years cause undoubtedly, the people around me start to realize that I am on no way normal. Sad part is I want to feel or react or anything, but I haven't ever been able to figure out the right way to make people believe me. I do t even know why I wrote this down...

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I was going to interrupt a band class once when I went to school, but I didn't want to get in treble.

>>675239605
You thought he was loyal to her when you were fucking him while he dated her? Seems reasonable.

>>675239707
the last 4 phones i got all had OC. 3 of them worth while. 2 keepable.

raked my sisters computer and got a video of her, her wife, and their boyfriend. lost it.

>>675233527
I complain about not being able to gain weight when I know my friends are dieting because I'm a bitch.

when i was 16 i found motherless and lets just say i had a lot of shit bookmarked before the site changed

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i once shot a man...


..just for snoring.

two of my aunts like to touch my penis when I was a child

>>675239830
Not until I was 22. She told me she couldn't stop thinking about me, she was pregnant at the time, it was nice.

>>675239353
I always delete my texts from them, but they're all saved with male names close to their real name in my phone (for example I'd save michelle as michael) and when she does have my phone amd happens to see a text, I play it off as I'm just being a faggot with my faggot friends if its flirty, which is all she's ever seen. As for fucking them, my sister has my back. I tell.my sister I'm going to be with such and such and she calls the one I live with and asks if I can spend the day with her or if she and I can chill at her place whatever, I leave go to anothers house and my sis tells me what to tell me gf1.

>>675240092
LOL. Was this before 2009? Partyvan showed pu to their offices and threatened them to clean their shit up. It was originally two guys running the site and they just didn't care.

>>675239835
End it. Film it. Be bants.

>>675240168

nice. you planning on getting her preggo too?

>>675239581
Some times its the mist liberating and loving feeling in the world. Other times its the lonliest isolated prison. I've tried to stop but always find myself doing it again

>>675240043
got a job repairing laptops, branching into repairing phones. Buying old ones is still a bit out of my price range unless I can guarantee it's coming from a hot girl.

I'm considering setting up a fake electronics recycling company to get a steady source of win, but I'd probably need some like-minded people to help out.

Not sure if really a secret but I wouldn't mind if someone came in and just gave me a good dickin

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I shot a man in Reno. . . Just to watch him die.

>>675240291
Nah, can't risk it, I'm in a relationship. What's your story anon?

>>675240391
Fuck off country fag.

>>675239387
Agh it really does. But really put yourself in my situation...

Save a girl that quite frankly...i hardly know. Ive only spoken to her in person 2 times within the whole 2 years of him being with her and only after a year and a half in did he even bring her near me.
So shes basically a stranger.

Ive been friends with him for over 8 years now. In the past our fwb relationship was always rocky and we had feels for eachother but certain things always got in the way and beyond anything romantic we have just been there for eachother when we needed a friend.
Me being in love with him has passed long ago. Though given what hes been spewing lately its almost like hes implying hes still "in love" with me.
This is why i find it wrong of him to even imply such a thing to me.
Id be crushed if i were her.
But i dont want to throw away years of friendship for a girl i hardly know

>>675240185
playing it fast and loose there anon, you need to get a second phone. keep it secure and stash it somewhere out of her reach.

I keep mine in an access panel in the roof.

hj from half sis when i was 17. lucky ik

i slept with a hs teacher. she still teaches there, lul

>>675240331
it's just how we are anon. It's how we're made. Fighting it doesn't help, just have to do it in a way that avoids hurting anyone.

>>675240043
cont.

my first job was at the local computer repair shop. it was at the time when we had to come up with a malware special as it was a new phenomenon for normies to experience at the time.

they used to cruise all the systems for porn/music/movies and copy them to the "warez" drive. separate from them, i would meticulously creep the logical and semi-logical hiding places that kids my age and adults used. surprisingly low variability.. i compiled this huge folder of old local OC. pics, old vids, text, aim/yim chat logs, kazaa searches etc. its on a hdd with broken headers....

>>675239939
His relationship was still very new to him at the time. And it sounds dumb but i did believe him when he said "i hadent come to grasp about me being in a relationship yet"
Like i said, i know him and how his brain works. So to me it was a decent response. Once i flipped.my shit on him his attitude towards me and all girls changed. Which made me believe he himself changed.

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Yea, well I shot a man in New Reno. Bitch.

>>675235901
Don't be a hater bitch keep that shit under wraps tf. Obv you're relationship with him is more important than the one you've got with her

>>675240611
Was considering that actually. My aunt just bought a new phone and offered me her old one. I said yes incase my current one ever brwaks and hey free galaxy s5, but I may just activate it and keep it hidden and delete all traces on this phone, possoble factory reset just to be sure.

>>675240366
dude, my gf and i had that convo...

automating or atleast streamlining the process would be really easy.

Whenever I find myself in a stranger's bathroom, I wipe their toothbrushes on my asshole......and I really don't know why

ive been paying ppl on kik to send me nudes and 1 of em fucked me over, shit, id pay people to send me their gfs nudes

>>675240429

kinda same as yours but with biological sister. 14-21.

i was 23-30. she's old and married now. we dont do it anymore. has husband, etc.

-i stole nudes from gf's younger sister
-i've stollen said sister's panties to fap with
-while house sitting i've fapped with her bras and panties...and really anything else of hers that was soft. just to have my dick all over her room
-i've cum in her hand sanitizer
-i've put pre-cum in her water bottle

-i've also fapped with older sister's bra

>>675240272
it was around 2009-2010 the site was being cleaned up the thing was they had a page that where new videos would go up before any moderation and you could download them before they got pulled and the boards there aided A LOT in posting and sharing sketchy vids im not into it now but back then i found the shit facinating for some reason. In fact i met an older woman on a motherless board and had a very creepy relationship with her i was 16 she was like 28 or so she claimed when we met she definitely looked like she was in her mid to early 30s

>>675240885
A hater? How would i be a hater?

I have my own relationship that im happy with. Like i said...its because im in my own that i can sympathize with her more.

>>675240661

good for you, and thanks for keeping your mouth shut. unlike some other stupid faggots that ruin the pussy fountain.

>>675240732
That's the hardest part, not hurting anyone. I wosh I could show them its not I want any of them less or more, they just all provide different needs and make me happy. Idk. How have you prevented being caught?

>>675240978
thats gross. i pee on girls toothbrushes. not nearly as gross.

I have a crush on a 14 year old

>>675235746
dude i remember you

>>675240961
where are you at? I'd be up for a collaborative effort. It'd involve a bit of initial outlay but after that you could literally just wait for the nudes to be delivered. might even be able to make it break even selling off working hardware.

>>675241132
doood. f5ing the shit out of most recently uploaded...

i've fapped while my dog licked my asshole.
insta-shame after cumming.
have done more than once.

my sister saw me when I masturbated

>>675241229
Only gross when you get caught, that takes some explaining

>>675233527
when I was like 10 my cousin and I sucked each others weiners over like a 4 month time frame

I want to know how it feels to kill another human. Anyone that's done so, tell me about it.

>>675240639
notice how no one's responded?

>>675240920
do it. lock down the new phone, remove all traces from the old one.
avoid actual texting and set up new kik/snapchat/etc accounts to use. if you have a removable sd card in the phone make sure its encrypted. Make sure that when you have it stashed somewhere it's set to silent.

don't activate it with your normal google account or it'll be listed as a device you actively use.

>>675241052
It's nice to know I'm not alone, anon

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>>675241404
YOU KNOW WHAT WAS UP

not even kidding.

my niece is my daughter.

>"she looks so much like you anon"

>>675233527
I willingly fuck niggers

>on all fours
>bf eating me out
>pours champagne over my ass
>some gets in my pussy
>sudden coldness makes me jump
>queef right into his mouth

>>675241195
do u live in a big city? how do u not get caught walking around the neighbourhood with your real gf?

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i slept over a friends house and it was 2 am and it was dark, there was weird sexual tension between us and we were just talking at 2 am and i nonchalantly pulled my cock out and started slowlly stroking it and i was precumming a lot and the position i was sitting in made the precum fall on my feet and he didn't notice at all. i wish i had made a move on him because the secual tensiom was just so fierce and i wanted to suck his cock and swallow his cum. it could've been an amazing night for a yolo gay experience. eventually i left the room and started masturbating in the bathroom and i came so hard and it felt amazing. i just wish i could've had an amazing gay experience when i had the chance.

since I transferred to a new college, I have made two friends
I don't really like either of them that much and plan on cutting contact as soon as I or they graduate

When I was 16 I got so drunk I hitched a ride with a gay couple to my pad. One started sucking my sick and I just went with it. After a couple minutes he realized he wasn't going anywhere.
>it won't work man, I'm straight
>he stops
>he looks sad
>hey man, dont sweat it! I totally would've cummed if I were gay!
>I say thanks and they drop me off at my apartment

>>675241698

yeah... it happens a lot more than anyone thinks. if you share a bed or a room with someone, you're bound to fuck.

>>675241738
except more inbred and retarded

>>675241694
while you are at it, run photorec on that memory card...

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>>675233527
GOD ONLY KNOWS HOW MANY SECRETS HAVE BEEN HARVESTED


OR WHAT IN THE NAME HE'S DOING WITH THEM

>>675241195
yeah, I feel the same. I really wish I could be open about it. I really like them all and don't want to hurt any of them, I just need more than any one of them can provide.

I've had one or two close calls over the years and did some stupid things when younger, but these days I keep everything very separate. the only one who even knows my home address or my phone number is the one I live with.

The biggest risk for me is being seen in the street. I'm always scared of that.

I'm fuck buddies with my friend's gf's 13yo sister

>>675237635
Holy shit

>>675242041
how hard did you have to study for the agency entrance exam?

>>675241893

meh. she's pretty normal. so far so good. no extra arms or fingers.

>>675241694
Thanks for the protips. I've been going through most of that in my head but didn't even think to not use my normal google. Thankfully I have around 5 facebooks, all blocked by the next, all blocking all but one girl, all different pics, all different names, and ofcourse all different emails. Obviously the pics are me, just in much different clothing, friendslists, ect. Maybe all those emails will be worth the hassle

>>675242210
they didnt make me take it as i clearly knew everything already.

i lost my virginity to my stepfather.

>boner spoiler: im a male.

>>675241804
I live in Iowa, which has a lot of smaller cities and a few big ones. The one I live with lives in a big city, my sister lives two hours south. Every girl is in some town on the way to my sisters, so I'm never really seen by the others. I nake sure to keep an eye out, and once with the girl I typically try to stay at her house as much as possible.

>>675241404
i rember there was this chick who i began talking to because we were around the same age and eveyone else on the boards were wayyyyyy older. i would always come on cam and try to get the cam whores on motherless to skype me because i was younger lol but this chick wouldnt even show me her face and she came on cam one day and i was like holy fuck its a chick and she fucked her dog on fucking cam.with a wig on we lost touch after that idk i thought it was weird as shit then again i was 16 at the time. some times i want to try and explore the deep web to try and relive that feeling of some new crazy shit but im not sure if thats the place for that im 22 now and i kinda want to see crazy shit again thats why im on \b\ lol

I fucked my bros mom...

>>675240511
Yea i think i understand. I must be very hard. You probably had good memories with him and some of those might be because of the feelings you guys had for eachother. But i maintain it is the right thing to do. I mean we all had our wild times in college. But there comes a time when you have to grow up and put that shit away. I think she is at that stage in her life and he isnt. And thats not fair to anyone, least of all a sweet girl like her. The decision on what to do depends largely on what stage of life youre at. Do you protect a once good friend who admittedly is cheating to preserve your friendship with him even if he might try to start things with you again? And yes it sounds like he might even be trying it with you again. But i dont know the situation fully. Or do you come clean and save a girl years of commitment to an unfaithful person. So i guess the real question is is that friendship worth preserving even if it hurts someone else?

>>675242023
Always walk alone, or if your gf insists on going with you, drive or have her drive, if she drives just lay back. I usually tell my gf I have a headache and recline in her seat, or if driving myself typically wear a hoodie with hood up. Seems weird, but I'm from houston tx and am now in iowa so I just say I'm always cold

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>>675233527

1. My elder cousin brother would fondle my dick as kid and even guided me to fondle his (I secretly liked it until i was old enough to go 'OH GOD WHY')

2. I would suck on my own elder sister's breasts just for fun till I was 15 and she was 17. Never she allowed to go down even though I would dry hump her. She lives away now and we act like it never happened. Also should I be happy? Since I'm a virgin and never went any further than a kiss and hug with any girl.

3. I saw my parents having sex a couple of times when I was 11, Think that was the first time I got hard as diamond.

Pretty fucked up past.

I dated a girl for 2 years just to hook up with her sister...so worth it

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>>675233527
> I raped the best friend of my best friends girlfriend at a party once. I had actually tried to get with my best friends girl earlier but she didn't want to.

>Girl I raped was into it at first but she got cold feet when I tried to put it in. I forced her legs apart and stuck it in anyway. I never saw her again and my best friends girl broke up with him later that night and he never knew why.

I'm a happy-go-lucky kinda guy who doesn't take anything too seriously and is always happy.

But inside I hate a lot and view the people around me as weak and ignorant.

But I hate who I am and try to be a happy guy instead of myself. Because I'm a horrible person.

>>675233527
i got caught by my cousin fapping over his mom's (my auntie's) big ass while she was asleep.

>>675239835
Hey Anon, have you ever heard of Schizoid Personality Disorder? It's symptoms kind of align with what you're describing. Just a thought... Hope things turn around for ya.

>>675241798
Its just vag air and champagne. He was lucky.

Sometimes I think woman should be respected...

>>675243606
you sick bastard

>>675243539
he likened it to taking a hit from an inhaler

>>675241244
Hey, me too! Eighth grade rocks!

Sometimes she skips school to come sleep in my bed in her pleated, plaid skirt school uniform. Fetish heaven.

>>675243530
No, but I will look into it. Tried the psychology/psychiatrist act when I was a kid, but they always just wanna shove pills down my throat. I would love to know what to call "this"

Have this hot friend. We went on holiday together with all of our friends. Ended up jizzing in her face wash and lip balm. Watch her use the lip balm knowing she's spreading my jizz all over her lips.

>>675243701
You can queef in my miuth any day, m'lady. *tip*

When I was 16 i took the virginity of my sister's 11yo best friend

>>675244095
Fuckin degenerate.

>>675241541
its cool. ik yur jelly. she is ugly btw

>>675242796
I feel like if i werent ina relationship then im almost 100% sure he would try to start things back up with me while being with her and if i was single id admit it would probably work. Dont know what it is but he has a gift for turning girls into goo and making them little mindless followers. But hes not aggresive he knows that whats between me and my bf is solid and its something that he cant break. He doesnt try because he openly says he has respect for me which is good. But its not even "oh im not gonna cheat on her with you because i care about her" its "im not gonna cheat on her with you because i care about you" lol

So to me i feel like i might keep waiting a bit. Like i dont wanna just randomly say it.

Like if she ever approaches me and asks me about his passed or hell if she were to ever ask me to explain our passed then i certainly think ill tell her. Im not gonna lie to her. I already felt like i was lying a bit in the screenshot i posted when i played dumb when she told me she used to be jealous of me. Because its like "dude you had every right to be jealous of me..i used to fuck your boyfriend and im sure he would do it again if i gave him the chance"

Instead i just played the whole "me?? Oh thats silly" talk

bmpp

i always used to fap in my car during my drive back home after work. i got off around 2am. during my fap i would moan and groan excessively as if i'm fapping for the last time in my life.
the aftermath always so much better being able to just scream as you're shooting load all over the steering wheel

>>675233527
i broke my moms dildo.
i've gone out to the woods to a jogging route dressed really slutty in order to get raped. it didn't happen though

I was 19 I had sex with a 15 year old black girl with a giant ass and a 36DDD bra size. I came inside of her and haven't talked to her since. I'm scared of what happened after that.

>>675245076

how the fuck do you break a dildo

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I got raided by the FBI, my brother is taking all the punishment for my actions because the warrant was only for my computer, but my brother confessed to also having contraband. I had so much contraband but nothing is happening to me. I am ruining my brothers life and I feel terrible.

>>675244284
I dont know why the fuck my brain kept spelling "past" as "passed"

Freaking annoying

I was like 17 and at a friend's huge house for a party. Her younger sister also had friends over, she was about 3 years younger. Passed out with my younger GF and one of her friends (part of the younger crew, but both cheerleaders) in a bedroom upstairs. Both wearing my big t-shirts. I was sleeping in the middle and woke up to someone backing up into me and spooning. I figured it was my girlfriend, both wearing my shirts and I couldn't tell -- realized she had different color hair.

She started jerking me off, and putting my hands up her shirt. A girl with perky tits under a tshirt with no bra is like the best feeling ever. Moved her thong to she side and guided it in. She was grinding her ass into me and I was still up her shit. I gave her a thrust and came inside her.

She went to the bathroom in a downstairs foyer. I followed her and fucked the shit out of her bent over the sink. Came all over her tits -- there was a little blood in my cum. That was worrisome...

>>675240866
You are just a meddling bitch. Don't tell her, he might love her more now and would never cheat again. Kill yourself if you ruin their relationship for this shit. Fucking hoes, man

>>675245299
while in use, don't really know how it was possible but it was one of those hard plastic ones, the tip was a piece of it's own and it got fractured and broke off.

>>675245076
Roll

>>675245680

Is your vagina made of teeth or something

>>675245709
roll? roll for what?
>>675245747
seeing as i don't have a vagina, i'm going to say no

>>675245679
Wtf you dont even know what youre talking about.

Ive already said hes been implying that hea in love with me still and has ooenly said that the only reason he doesnt just go up to me and kiss me is because he reapects the fact i have a relationship.

This was said fairly recent.

So yea...telling a girl that you would kiss her if not for the fact shes in a relationship is basically saying "id be down to fuck you right now...i just know you dont want to"

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>>675245747
>implying you could chew through a plastic dildo

>>675233527

Honestly I'm just milking the hell out of my injury leave from work.

Hell it really isn't much of a secret either. I can afford it though, you gotta be good with money.

Feels good man

>>675245076
rape doesn't just happen while you're running in the woods anon, that's usually far too risky for the rapist. Either you need to rig it ahead of time or seriously increase the rape risk - I'd recommend hanging around in the inner city and acting high/drunk.

>>675243809
are you saying you're in 8th grade?

>>675246041

you can chew through anything if you're brave enough

My gf lets her 8 & 10yo nieces watch us have sex sometimes when they stay at her place.

>>675246000
Checked, but tell him whats up and that you are considering it and why. People change.

>>675235901
Yeah but... you have a boyfriend...

does your bf know about your history with guy 1? If not, you're retarded and hypocritical and you should an hero because you cannot be that stupid.

>>675246108
i wasn't running though, no one in their right mind would jog in the clothes i was wearing. i was essentially loitering/walking slowly and bending over and such. anyways thanks, i might try it again with your new hints. it is scary as fuck though, it was even in the woods when there were like a total of 4 people per hour and all of them were joggers or dogwalkers.

>>675246558
TH
IS

>>675245116
she must have been really fat cause no way a 15 year old is gonna have 36DDD tits and a giant ass, unless she's an over weight land whale or anon is just lying

>>675246558
You fell for copypasta dumbass

>>675235901
Copy pasta. Already heard this.

>>675233527

>piss in sink several times every day
>"flush" it down by washing hands
>smells really bad anyways
>everyone wondering why

>>675236562
princess noz?

>>675246558
Why would i be hypocritical?

It was in the past. Not like i ever fucked him when me and my bf were together.

>>675246741
Its not a copypasta dumbass.

Ive posted this secret before idiot. Doesnt mean its a copypasta

>>675246108
honestly the best way is to chat with someone on craigslist ahead of time and verify you're both legit, then just give them a window. so you're not expecting anything, just 'I'll be walking in the woods at around x time three nights this week, safeword is cumquat'

still a surprise, still get to fight as much as you want, they still get to force someone...but nobody goes to jail or gets killed

Pretty sure I've been part of causing people to kill themselves.

>>675239737
Stop lying to yourself and be a man, it's an ego thing, no one is buying the love bs. It's basic psychology, you are "feeding" yourself through your ego.

>>675246741
>>675246913
Samefag

Already said this


Like i said. All because you read it before doesnt mean its copypasta. I just posted the same secret again. Sorry my life isnt full of secrets faggot

Me and my cousin touched each other when we were kids. I fuck ed my mom's vest friends daughter when we were both 8 yes it wasn't the correct way but it happened. My dad molested my sister I think her entire life which is not a secret anymore but it is a secret of wat he made me do his friend had a daughter which he made us to h each other she is 2 years older than me this went on for 3 years I'm not sure if it was for their own sick shit or if it was actually recorded. My dad had a gf which he would make me and her take a bath at the same time I didn't know what was happening until one day he went to see her at work and the cops came. To get me back from him safely my mom said that the cps was looking into her because of her friend and she needed me back once she got me back he was arrested him and sick fucking friends. My sister had many problems for several years physical and emotional

I let others guys fucks my "lovely" girlfriend when she is drunk as fuck

ASK ANYTHING

>>675247133
was meant to be aimed at >>675246586

I love one of my best friends. She's really nice and smart. Everyday her smile makes my day and likes to talk to me. The only problem is I'm an autistic /b/tard with shit grades and no achievement to impress her. And I don't want to be a shitty bf.

More on my ducked up life. My dad's brother had a pool that my dad took us to swim in everyday he always wanted us to swim he out a lot of chlorine in I'm not sure why but that's just something I hunk is note worthy

>>675233527
I'm really, really not happy on the inside. But ask anyone, I'm the positive dude.

>>675247133
yeah ok, i've actually thought about that and giving the person a picture of me so there's no chance of getting the wrong person.
i guess it could satisfy my getting raped fantasy even thought it's sort of not real

>>675243171
hello, me

>>675247491
maybe you smelled really bad and he wanted to fix it that way

>>675247222
No. It's the exact words,exact space. I've read it at least four times. You give yourself up by calling me names. That's what liars do lol.

Idk if the chlorine was supposed to cover something he did to my little sister up or not he didn't let me talk to her much he had her go to a babysitter and me to his work

HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND

I love share my GF nude on 4chan . She don't know i do that but that make me fucking horny

>>675247106
Maybe I'm confused... Did you fuck him when HE was with his current gf?

>>675233527
Married 31 year old here with a 20 year old fwb. That's about it, really.

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>>675247106
Wew lad, the stupidest cunts come to this thread.

Also anons don't expect a cum dumpster to ever show accountability or be self aware, it's just beyond their ability.

>>675236562

you should just say DON'T STOP BE-LIEVING HOLD ON THAT FE-EE-EELING

>>675247274
is it fun to be a cuck

I feel like shit about my body and every time I eat I just hate myself more and more

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>>675233527

I fell I love with a girl and she's awesome.

>Problem being there's a feminine penis down there. See you all at pride week faggots.

>>675247858
Nice. That's me in 7 years.

>>675243171
fake it til you make it. Whenever I think about how insignificant my life is to the world, everything feels shitty and I hate myself. When I reach a point where I forget, life becomes a lot more fun. I really can't think too deeply about anything without eventually reaching a point where things just can't be understood or I become insignificant.

Ignorance is bliss, no one knows what is really going on.

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>>675247025
Same

Tomorrow i'm going to ask my parents to loan me some money. I have never asked them directly for $ ever, but I don't really have a choice currently. Essentially I will find out if they trust me enough as a person, not as their son, to go out of their way for me. I know i am a disappointment to them, but now i find out if i have burned all of the bridges or not.

>>675247858
Cunts cheat, what else is new? You bitches need to come here with something a bit more entertaining or just fuck off.

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>>675247954

are you afraid of a normal body type?

>>675233527
I keep vids of my ex and jack off to them even though I'm with another girl. I only jack off to them because she fucked dogs. No I wont share.

>>675248017
This is kind of what I do. I am also an artist and I make a shitload of money at my dayjob, so I tell myself that my art getting out into the world is my purpose.

>tfw still planning to an hero at 27

>>675247997
It's pretty great. The side chick is not only kinda hot, she's an AMAZING lay, she's funny, kind and genuinely cool. I'd date her if I didn't love my wife. Too bad the sex with my wife is retarded.

>>675248082
Take out a loan instead.

>>675248191
no place will give me a loan or i would.

>>675247597
yeah, it's a tough one but I'd recommend it. it's just like any other roleplay - makes it a bit safer and increases the likelihood of it actually happening. you could lurk in the woods your whole life and maybe never get raped, this way you can guarantee it and increase your chances of coming out of it okay.

There's still a serious element of danger, and if they're being safe you'll have to provide a timestamp or hold up todays paper or some shit so they know you're not setting up someone you hate.

Good luck anon, I'm a big fan of rape roleplay...I just usually do it with people I already know well.

>>675248162
You got a photo of her? Personally,my fav is 20-21 year olds. Always hot and stupid. I love it lol.

>>675248310
What do you need the cash for

I hate chocolate milk. Whenever my parents buy chocolate milk, I would pour a little bit down the drain everyday until there isn't any left.

>>675248342
yeah ok. thanks anon. maybe one day it will be reality.
i did once sort of get orally raped and haven't stopped thinking about it ever since. it was amazing even though it was just me agreeing to sucking and him going too rough so i tried to stop it without success.

>>675248488
Are you male or female? Post face

>>675248488
sounds like you just need a rough dom in your life who takes what they want and doesn't take no for an answer.

>>675248162
I have plenty on my dropbox, but since we are still together, I'd rather not spread that around.

She's 5'5", brown hair, amazing green eyes, nice perky large DD tits, innie pussy, nice round ass. She's a TAD chubby but not even remotely in the neighborhood of fat or bbw. Wide hips too, so them curves are pretty great. I'll see if I can find a safe pic with no face to share maybe.

22 y/o kissless virgin
no /good/ friends since I transferred colleges
I actually cried driving back from spring break I miss my friends from back home and my old uni so much
I am considering taking up smoking again
I hate both of my jobs
I think I might be depressed, but I don't want to see a (free college) shrink about it
I'm pretty fat and not getting thinner
I have a probably unhealthy knowledge of guns and WWII militaria
I drink too much and don't smoke weed enough
I actively hate both of my roommates who I just found out from a mutual acquaintance pity me for unspecified reasons
I hang out with actual autists that I hate every Friday to play DnD because I have nothing better to do
I am doing much poorer in my classes than I could if I put in even just a tiny bit more effort
and I've put off meeting with my academic counselor until the last minute and will have to register late for classes for the 7th semester in a row

>>675248126
It's more like I see someone with a nice body and feel the ~inch of fat on my stomach and immediately feel like shit

Somehow stuck in the mindset I need to be 'perfect' for anyone to care about me

One day I randomly let an older Spanish guy drive me home then he sucked my dick in my living room. I sucked him back. No swallowing we both came on his chest. He wanted me to fuck him but I had no condoms at the time . I was in high school. He was well into his 40s or 50s. Never had gay thoughts before that day and never did anything else with any other man after that.

>>675248357
Accidentally replied to the wrong thing, see this
>>675248666

Step brother forced me to fuck our family dog, I'm a guy. He also raped me for over a year. Moved away from him and continued fucking dogs for a while. Don't have a male dog now, but I still think about it.

>>675247725
Duh. You think imma waste my time re typing the same secret you faggot?

Thats too long and im too lazy. So its saved.

Wow what a retard

I got cancer and didn't tell anyone, was 5 days ago.

>>675248666
Nice trips.

You don't gotta put your side at risk man. I feel that lol. Glad for you though.

>>675248656
yeah, that would be amazing. i've got some other weird fetishes and what not

>>675248462
long story, but to pay off a creditor. It's only $1000 but I honestly don't know if my parents have enough faith in me as a person to do it and i dont have enough assets to sell/pawn. it's a shitty situation i only have myself to blame for, partially because i've never had the balls to ask for help before now.

>>675248599
male crossdresser and never going to post face on /b/

When I was at college (a very long time ago) at lunch time I would always offer to bring back food for anyone in the common room. One chap, let's call him Simon, would often take up my offer. He liked KFC chips & gravy. One afternoon while suffering a bout of hayfever and doing some last minute cramming I asked Simon, who was heading to the shops, to bring me back a sandwich, he refused, I remonstrated with him, pointing out the number of occasions on which I'd brought him back lunch. He shrugged and said "I'm nobody's fucking skivvy"

'K.

Step forward in time a couple months, end of last semester, my final year, there are many parties. Small hours of the morning and I'm leaving one of these parties, just as I kick my bike, I see Simon staggering, drunk down the steep hill towards a main road. Just as he reached the corner he lurched of the pavement and was struck a glancing blow by a white lorry going full pelt.

He was thrown in the air, over the crash barrier, and into a rain filled, tree lined ditch that divided the houses from the carriage way.

I rode to the bottom of the hill and pulled in, hopped over the barrier to examine Simon. Both legs were folded under his body, plainly badly broken, his arms were rigid by his sides and part of the side of his head was missing, whatever was visible through the hole was pulsing. His body was bucking, like he was trying to fuck an invisible woman hovering above him and he was making a constant low keening sound, occasionally developing into a yelp, like he was trying to scream but didn't have enough puff for it.

He was aware of me and tried to speak, "alp ma" he said, I think it was "help me". " von balans" he said, "phone ambulance". Mobiles weren't around at this time. Phoning for help would have required returning to the party or finding a phone box.

" I'm nobody's fucking skivvy" I said, got on the bike and went home.

His body was found a few days later, nobody has ever been charged.

>>675248905
What about ass in panties?

>>675248844
that's pretty normal really
you should tell people sooner rather than later, but waiting less than week to tell anyone isn't crazy
telling other people will almost certainly help you cope though

>>675248844
I'm sorry to hear that D:
You can beat it though anon!

>>675247826
I fucked him when they first got together. I was even aware. He hid it from me. I was single still at the time. I found out on my own. After they were together for like 2 months. I flipped my shut and obviously didnt fuck him after that. About 7 months later was when i met my boyfriend and all of it slowly just dissappeared

>>675248851
Thanks, I'll take that out and run with it then. It's been going on for close to two years now. No end in sight so far

>>675248904
is the creditor a real financial institution, or is this a less official loan?

if you really, truly can't pay it back and it's a financial institution, you can always declare bankruptcy

>>675248864
preaching to the choir anon. I've spent my adult life gradually narrowing down what I'm into. Used to be into most dom/sub stuff equally, now it's all dd/lg and rape/blackmail and public humiliation

>>675247915
I love how you werent even capable of answering my question.

Wew lad, Stupidest faggots come to this thread

>>675249135
Yes it's real. Id like to avoid bankruptcy, plus they have agreed to settle the debt for much less than i actually owe and would be easier to just pay it off now than have them sue me for the entire amount.

>>675249487
if possible, ask your parents in person
over the phone, you might come off as a greedy fuck
in person, well, you took the time to actually visit which is a +1 for any parent in any situation

>>675248991
fine here's an old timestamp. cba to search through my folders

I helped my ex gf suck and fuck a friends dog a few times

>>675249152
i'm so into being raped/dominated and humiliation in sort of any way and form, even public stuff. what's dd and lg though?

>>675236671
NONono! Not your place to judge, or responsibility to teach. You need to think about your choice of friends, though.

I have done this, and if u get diahrrea of the mouth you will shit all over yourself.

>>675249861
daddy dom/little girl
ageplay. no idea why I'm into it but it really works for me.

>>675249602
I'm going over to their house tomorrow. Im sure my dad would just give me the $, but my mom likes to make things overly dramatic and will cry the entire time im sure. Also, im 29 and accept the fact im a loser and will graciously take whatever answer they give.

>>675249059
Then it's settled. He was scum two years ago.

Leave him and his new relationship the fuck alone. People change. Obviously you changed into a piece of shit.

I've met immortal Canaanites

>>675242293
Why go through it all? It seems like a giant hassle. You're just living a lie, you cant really be truly open with anyone. Doesn't that bother you?

>>675250673
some parts of yourself you cant deny anon. I've tried.

>>675240611
Lol I have 3 phones

>>675250380
Omfg do you not follow what ive said.


Ive said multiple times that not too long ago hes been telling me hes in love with me still and would kiss me and shut but doesnt because he respects me and knows i wouldnt go for that because i love my boyfriend.

But if he were single he would go after it in a second. He didnt even say "i respect my girlfriend so i wont cheat" it was basically "you have a boyfriend that i know youre in love with so i cant make you fuck me"


God youre a fucking retard

>>675250805
Oop. shit, missed some of that.

I was wrong. You should definitely tell her.

That's fucked of him to do.

I apologize.

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>>675248851
I'm feeling generous