Hey /b/ what's wrong with my dick

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2016-03-22 05:51:01 Post No. 675232954
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 05:51:01 Post No. 675232954 [Report]

Hey /b/ what's wrong with my dick

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 05:51:47 Post No.675233055
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 05:51:47 Post No.675233055 [Report]

Is shy

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 05:52:20 Post No.675233130
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 05:52:20 Post No.675233130 [Report]

there's no penis in it

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 05:53:41 Post No.675233290
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 05:53:41 Post No.675233290 [Report]

>>675232954
your penis has gender dysphoria and wants to become a vagina

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 05:53:45 Post No.675233300
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 05:53:51 Post No.675233313
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 05:53:51 Post No.675233313 [Report]

What dick

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 05:55:19 Post No.675233499
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 05:55:19 Post No.675233499 [Report]

>>675232954
Penis length was supposed to be an UNSIGNED integer, OP

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 05:55:30 Post No.675233522
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 05:55:43 Post No.675233549
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 05:55:43 Post No.675233549 [Report]

>>675233130
It's just simply not there

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 05:56:32 Post No.675233660
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 05:56:32 Post No.675233660 [Report]

>>675232954
You're fat. Protip: lose weight. I lost 120lbs and gained 3 visible inches of cock, flaccid and erect.

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 05:56:40 Post No.675233682
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 05:56:40 Post No.675233682 [Report]

>>675233300
I wish I had seen top gun before I made a joke about a pilot cumming on his own face. This would've made the joke a lot funnier.

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 05:56:49 Post No.675233703
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 05:56:49 Post No.675233703 [Report]

at first i thought this was a belly botton

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 05:57:02 Post No.675233744
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 05:57:02 Post No.675233744 [Report]

This is the first penis I've seen whos lenght begins with a minus sign.

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 05:57:34 Post No.675233823
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>>675232954
>I was after your lucky charm.
>I'm good at my job.

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 05:58:07 Post No.675233895
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 05:58:07 Post No.675233895 [Report]

>>675233660
Yeah true. I used to be a solid 9 inches when I was 170# now I'm 220# and 8 inches. Your girlfriend thanks me though because now I'm only wrecking her pussy with my girth.

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 05:58:18 Post No.675233916
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 05:58:18 Post No.675233916 [Report]

>>675232954
Dude, that's your belly button

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 05:58:44 Post No.675233965
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 05:58:44 Post No.675233965 [Report]

>>675232954
you're wearing a vagina sir.

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 05:59:13 Post No.675234020
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 05:59:13 Post No.675234020 [Report]

>>675232954
I thought this was a vagina and I thought it was just a little fucked but nah this a dick and it's missing some head.

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 05:59:30 Post No.675234057
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>>675232954
got you beat faggot

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 05:59:32 Post No.675234064
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 05:59:32 Post No.675234064 [Report]

>>675232954
Does the hole get bigger when you are errect?

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 05:59:59 Post No.675234129
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 05:59:59 Post No.675234129 [Report]

>>675233895
My girlfriend is a gay male.

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:00:20 Post No.675234175
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:00:20 Post No.675234175 [Report]

>>675234057
OMG NO! A REAL CHODE!

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:00:32 Post No.675234198
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:00:32 Post No.675234198 [Report]

Your dick is 404'd

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:00:41 Post No.675234213
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:00:41 Post No.675234213 [Report]

>>675234129
Her asshole then.

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:00:58 Post No.675234250
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:00:58 Post No.675234250 [Report]

>>675233300
Kekekekek

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:01:54 Post No.675234355
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:01:54 Post No.675234355 [Report]

ROFL

it's backwards, breh

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:01:58 Post No.675234363
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:01:58 Post No.675234363 [Report]

>>675234213
She prefers to be identified as a cismale top.

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:02:04 Post No.675234380
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:02:04 Post No.675234380 [Report]

>>675234057
Wtf is this real?

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:02:27 Post No.675234423
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:02:27 Post No.675234423 [Report]

get christopher hitchens' lambasting hillary to the frontpage of /r/hillaryclinton (MODS ARE SLEEPING)

https://www.reddit.com/r/hillaryclinton/comments/4bg667/silenced_reporter_praising_hillarys_vast/

op''

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:02:58 Post No.675234476
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:02:58 Post No.675234476 [Report]

6 more weeks of winter

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:03:01 Post No.675234486
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:03:01 Post No.675234486 [Report]

>>675234057
shit like this always makes me sad. I'm sorry anon.

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:03:15 Post No.675234513
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how do I enter?

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:03:58 Post No.675234597
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:03:58 Post No.675234597 [Report]

>>675234363
I know that, you think I don't fucking know that? That's my fucking scene.

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:04:05 Post No.675234605
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>>675234057

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:05:19 Post No.675234733
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:05:19 Post No.675234733 [Report]

>>675234057
Have you ever done anything sexual with another person? Must be real embarrassing to let people see that!

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:05:55 Post No.675234808
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:05:55 Post No.675234808 [Report]

Jews did this

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:06:06 Post No.675234827
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:06:06 Post No.675234827 [Report]

>>675234597
Getting straight guys to go gay for you? I'm 3 for 3

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:07:42 Post No.675235017
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:07:42 Post No.675235017 [Report]

>>675234476
lol

too bad your potential meme isn't G-rated enough for primetime

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:08:32 Post No.675235152
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:08:32 Post No.675235152 [Report]

>>675234057
What's the point of living when you have a cock that small. I mean make money yea sure or accomplish great feats like cure cancer or some bullshit but with a society so built on sex this guy has no chance in life

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:09:47 Post No.675235366
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:09:47 Post No.675235366 [Report]

Clearly a Bruce Jenner leak

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:09:48 Post No.675235371
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:09:48 Post No.675235371 [Report]

>>675234827
I'd let you put it in my pooper. I'm all for new experiences.

But never spit into my anal cavity again.

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:10:34 Post No.675235516
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:10:34 Post No.675235516 [Report]

Obesity.

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:10:38 Post No.675235524
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:10:38 Post No.675235524 [Report]

>>675235152
Nah. He can pay prostitutes to do whatever he wants with. Because all women are whores.

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:11:05 Post No.675235596
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:11:05 Post No.675235596 [Report]

>>675235371
never spit on me or my son's anal cavity again.

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:11:39 Post No.675235681
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:11:39 Post No.675235681 [Report]

>>675235596
Beat me to it

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:11:39 Post No.675235686
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>>675235152
chicks still think it's nice

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:11:50 Post No.675235710
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>>675235596
Keking audiably

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:12:26 Post No.675235823
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:12:26 Post No.675235823 [Report]

>>675234827
I've made a lesbian "go straight for me" once. Hey , isn't your guys whole thing that you were born gay? Don't you think it's kind of a gross overstatement to say you made them go gay for you? Isn't it more that you awoke the homosexual man within them allowing them to be themselves? Hey, don't be a cunt anymore.Oh I'm a cunt? yeah you're a cunt. Fuck you.

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:12:26 Post No.675235830
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:12:26 Post No.675235830 [Report]

>2016
>Not having -dick
>what is life

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:13:08 Post No.675235954
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:13:08 Post No.675235954 [Report]

>>675235710
same.

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:14:08 Post No.675236127
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>>675235823
Nobody pays attention to tumbler

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:15:10 Post No.675236293
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:15:10 Post No.675236293 [Report]

>>675236127
what's that.

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:16:38 Post No.675236521
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>>675234057
im so jealous man, you could probably put a vibe on that like a clit and get of so easily. bet itd feel great

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:17:20 Post No.675236620
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:17:20 Post No.675236620 [Report]

>>675232954
Peek-a-boo

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:17:31 Post No.675236659
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:17:31 Post No.675236659 [Report]

>>675234057

Where's the rest of you?

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:18:15 Post No.675236778
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:18:15 Post No.675236778 [Report]

Waiting for Starship Troopers

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:18:40 Post No.675236842
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:18:40 Post No.675236842 [Report]

>>675234057
Jesus, everyone took the bait, this image has been around.

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:18:46 Post No.675236864
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:18:46 Post No.675236864 [Report]

>>675235686

lol how nice of her

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:20:30 Post No.675237147
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:20:30 Post No.675237147 [Report]

>>675233895
>because now I'm only wrecking her pussy with my girth.

yea bullshit, the length is still there and will penetrate once your mound of fat is pressed against vagina.

virgin confirme d

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:20:48 Post No.675237195
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>>675236293
I couldn't tell you. The only time I tried to visit (because btards hate it) it showed no content without login so I said fuck it

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:21:36 Post No.675237338
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:21:36 Post No.675237338 [Report]

>>675234057
Dude wtf. You should probably kill yourself.

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:23:15 Post No.675237653
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:23:15 Post No.675237653 [Report]

>>675237147

Yeah cause any person whose had sex knows that their mound of fat moves. Are you slow? I don't have a fat monitor, sorry kid. I'm not up to snuff on all the new fucking technologies. But you're right, being freshly fat and not knowing this mound trick makes me a fucking no-fuck-fred. Get the fuck out, go back to redit.

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:24:48 Post No.675237833
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>>675232954

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:25:15 Post No.675237901
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:25:15 Post No.675237901 [Report]

>>675237653
yea yea, virgin confirmed.

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:25:59 Post No.675237980
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:25:59 Post No.675237980 [Report]

>>675237901

yea yea, faggot confirmed.

Go get fucked by your dad again you filthy fucking jew.

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:26:32 Post No.675238047
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:26:32 Post No.675238047 [Report]

>>675235830
Virgin confirmed.

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:27:01 Post No.675238104
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:27:01 Post No.675238104 [Report]

>>675235596
Everybody knows you don't need an anal cavity to have sex. Virgin confirmed.

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:27:21 Post No.675238139
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:27:21 Post No.675238139 [Report]

>>675237901
Pretty sure you hit the nail on the coffin there anon.

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:27:29 Post No.675238155
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:27:29 Post No.675238155 [Report]

>>675235371
Everyone knows you don't have sex in the pooper, virgin confirmed.

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:27:34 Post No.675238169
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>>675232954

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:28:21 Post No.675238262
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:28:21 Post No.675238262 [Report]

>>675238139
Stop samefagging you redyt faggot. Seriously the influx of you morons makes us all sick. And only virgins say "virgin confirmed"

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:29:06 Post No.675238356
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:29:06 Post No.675238356 [Report]

>>675238262
Lel

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:29:13 Post No.675238369
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>>675237980
Uh oh. I think somebody is embarrassed.

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:29:33 Post No.675238405
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:29:33 Post No.675238405 [Report]

>>675237147
You're probably the same 16 year old kid who thinks girls piss out of the vaginal holes we have sex with.

Kid. learn some shit and come back to me. I've been fucking since your mother was wearing fucking skirts to highschool.

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:29:38 Post No.675238419
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:29:38 Post No.675238419 [Report]

>>675238262
Not even the same person, but keep going

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:29:41 Post No.675238423
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:29:41 Post No.675238423 [Report]

>>675238262
Virgin confirmed.

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:29:44 Post No.675238429
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>>675234355
fucking lost

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:29:50 Post No.675238442
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:29:50 Post No.675238442 [Report]

>>675237147
You should've been aborted.

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:29:51 Post No.675238446
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:29:51 Post No.675238446 [Report]

>>675232954
Somebody make this an otter or a walrus please

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:30:53 Post No.675238555
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:30:53 Post No.675238555 [Report]

>>675238446
What a strange request. Virgin confirmed.

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:31:10 Post No.675238587
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>>675232954
years of abuse and your dick fell off.

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:31:27 Post No.675238611
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>>675238419
Don't count on it, goat cheese.

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:32:19 Post No.675238718
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:32:19 Post No.675238718 [Report]

>>675232954
Don't worry, someone in this thread said that when the pussy fall on your mound the dick will come back out to play and be 9 inches again. No big deal.

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:32:48 Post No.675238768
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:32:48 Post No.675238768 [Report]

>>675237833
Man I'm envious of this guy

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:33:19 Post No.675238820
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:33:19 Post No.675238820 [Report]

>>675238262
Virgin confirmed lololol

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:33:22 Post No.675238829
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:33:22 Post No.675238829 [Report]

>>675238768
It's not that hard.

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:33:53 Post No.675238887
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:33:53 Post No.675238887 [Report]

>>675238820
It's kek. KEK GOD DAMNIT.

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:34:18 Post No.675238937
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:34:18 Post No.675238937 [Report]

Virgin confirmed is the new kek/zoz/lol

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:34:39 Post No.675238987
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>>675238887
Lel

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:35:13 Post No.675239054
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:35:13 Post No.675239054 [Report]

>>675238987
IT'S KEK! KEK!

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:35:31 Post No.675239084
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>>675238887
Lololol ok

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:35:49 Post No.675239113
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>>675239054
Zozzle@newfriend

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:36:14 Post No.675239173 [Report]

there is a technique some african tribes use to invert it "dunno if this is the right word" but its not hard to do i guess

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:36:25 Post No.675239194
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:36:25 Post No.675239194 [Report]

>>675239113
WRITE THE WORD FAGGOT, KEK. KEK!

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:37:00 Post No.675239267
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:37:00 Post No.675239267 [Report]

>>675239173
Invert your fucking fingers so we never have to read your shit again.

Don't you dare fucking reply to me.

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:37:09 Post No.675239286
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:37:09 Post No.675239286 [Report]

>>675239173
Virgin confirmed.

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:37:21 Post No.675239317
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:37:21 Post No.675239317 [Report]

Are you sure you haven't lost it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQBPgJQhQHc

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:38:34 Post No.675239468
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:38:34 Post No.675239468 [Report]

>>675238555
That was mean, but I respect the trips

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:38:50 Post No.675239503
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:38:50 Post No.675239503 [Report]

>>675239194
man I love me some mémès. ŁõŁ

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:39:18 Post No.675239572
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:39:18 Post No.675239572 [Report]

>>675239267
Virgin confirmed

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:39:51 Post No.675239644
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:39:51 Post No.675239644 [Report]

>>675239503
Try loving yourself. If you let the love of god into you, he will teach you to love yourself. Let him cum inside of you. You like gay sex.

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:40:05 Post No.675239677
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>>675232954

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:40:28 Post No.675239716
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:40:28 Post No.675239716 [Report]

>>675239644
Virgin confirmed.

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:40:42 Post No.675239748
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:40:42 Post No.675239748 [Report]

>>675239267
eat dick

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:40:59 Post No.675239787
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>>675239267
nigger

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:41:22 Post No.675239831
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:41:22 Post No.675239831 [Report]

>me me
>me me me me
>me me me me me
>me me me
>me me me me me me
>me me me me me me me
>me me me me me me me
>me me me me me me
>the firefighters come
>me me me freaking out
>me me me me me me me me
>claws me in the fucking eye
>blinded in one eye
>we have to put down sparkles.

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:41:42 Post No.675239873
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>>675239644
I'm probably the only person here who stares at his own reflection for masturbation material. Løl

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:41:46 Post No.675239881
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>>675232954

jesus christ dude, the whole point of a scrotum is so that the testicles have somewhere outside of the body to hang out so that they stay cooler than the rest of your body. you're gonna get testicular cancer and lose them.

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:42:05 Post No.675239927
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>>675232954
Its afraid.

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:42:24 Post No.675239967
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>>675239873
nah I've done that before when desperate.

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:42:40 Post No.675239998
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:42:40 Post No.675239998 [Report]

>>675239831
what the fuck is this.

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:43:08 Post No.675240065
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>>675239831
??????

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:43:18 Post No.675240089
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:43:18 Post No.675240089 [Report]

>>675239998
probably kanjes next song

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:43:24 Post No.675240101
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>>675239267

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:43:26 Post No.675240107
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:43:26 Post No.675240107 [Report]

>>675239831
stroke?

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:43:44 Post No.675240143
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:43:44 Post No.675240143 [Report]

>>675239831
OP?

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:44:23 Post No.675240214
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:44:23 Post No.675240214 [Report]

>>675240089
oh.

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:44:46 Post No.675240259
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:44:46 Post No.675240259 [Report]

>>675232954
Nothing, I just wouldn't touch it ^^

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:45:02 Post No.675240293
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>>675240101
>wife's
>triggered

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:46:04 Post No.675240410
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:46:04 Post No.675240410 [Report]

>>675232954

Nothing, looks like every other /b/ faggots dicks.

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:47:08 Post No.675240533
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:47:08 Post No.675240533 [Report]

>>675240259
Really? I'd stick my tongue/dick/pen in there no problem.

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:49:06 Post No.675240789
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:49:06 Post No.675240789 [Report]

>>675234605
KEK

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:49:14 Post No.675240804
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:49:14 Post No.675240804 [Report]

>>675236864
>Women ever being honest.

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:49:40 Post No.675240859
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:49:40 Post No.675240859 [Report]

have you been on tumblr recently

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:50:51 Post No.675241041
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:50:51 Post No.675241041 [Report]

>>675238768
it's not as great as you think. ever try to tickle yourself?

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:53:34 Post No.675241460
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>>675239873
>I've done it
>not really on purpose though
>Well I used to jack off in the sink because when I was a kid it seemed like an efficient way to go about it.

Jack into the sink, wash your hands, Grandma doesn't catch me and hit me again with her hoover vacuum and shout things about the devil because she caught me in my room doing it. It was a win-win.

I would cheer myself on sort of, making eye contact. Yes there was a cup where dentures went, and yes I was standing at the 3 point line.

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:54:23 Post No.675241575
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:54:23 Post No.675241575 [Report]

nothing, its totally a normal American dick

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:56:37 Post No.675241884
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:56:37 Post No.675241884 [Report]

>>675241460
Funny cause the only thing even close to clean is that desk

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:58:03 Post No.675242100
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>>675239831
I smell what you're stepping in

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:58:20 Post No.675242143
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Anonymous 2016-03-22 06:58:20 Post No.675242143 [Report]

>>675241460
On my way,

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 07:01:01 Post No.675242504
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>>675241884
It's really not that bad, I know it is a little messy but many people are worse.

>>675242143
To do what?

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Anonymous 2016-03-22 07:01:38 Post No.675242576
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>>675232954
and by american you realize we all come from Europe, so your making fun of you own dicks... kek