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faggot OP
>>675213813
No.
>>675213992
I'm queefing right here with you, dwaynebro.
Hey
>>675214990
But I posted Jenny. What more do you want from me? I can only limit my autism so much, anon.
>>675215218
Hey Dwayne.
Show holly Hagan the filthy whore some love
>>675214997
My name 4cham
How do you deal with a roommate who has a gf that NEVER leaves?
>>675215265
How goes it bro?
>>675215317
Yes love this bitch
>>675215327
I'm sorry 4cham.
>>675215540
You take the GF for your own, then abandon her like the dirty skank she truly is.
>>675215610
It goes pretty well, man. Got my Sky, ready to fap, and slip into the night. You?
>>675214854
Is this Jennifer Lopez
>>675215327
Ayy lmao you again. Still love you man, always will
>>675215634
usually like curvy chiks..but a sucker for her toned body..she looks gr8
>>675215812
She's trash though.
>>675215540
Dude I had this. Called him out for it constantly. He didnt budge until I demandes she start contributing to utilites and rent. Wish you better luck than me.
>>675215812
I love you dad
This picture reminds me of what if that bat was a pecker, lol
>>675215812
You need to slow down with all that fapping anon. You've gone from 0 to how many(?) very quickly!
>>675215824
No 4cham, It's Jennifer Lawrence.
>>675215835
What's this from? Like, movie specifically.
>>675215953
>calls Sky trash
>posts Sky pic
You're sending mixed messages, anon.
Beside's you can't tell me this isn't fucking beautiful.
>>675215963
would kill to be in that position with her
>>675216178
Not Sky, no. The roommate's GF is trash. I'd never say such a thing about Sky.
>>675216178
NO WAY! I love the matrix!
Shes looks like she could be a real peckerslut
>>675216137
I love you too son.
Now tell me about the rabbits, 4cham.
>>675216370
Oh, Okay. You are forgiven.
I guess you'll just have to take her anyways.
>>675215828
I love you dad
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SXDsc-g7Oy4
>>675215611
>>675215540
>>675215953
>>675216102
>>675216180
>>675216370
A gross slut and an even grosser junkie bitch have taken over this thread. Way to ruin it.
>>675215540
You charge that bitch rent, payable by purse or pussy.
>>675216941
I'd like to take a tire-iron to that woman's head (the gf), but it's not worth the paperwork.
>>675217108
That's just her aesthetic.
>>675217167
It's a dorm, so all utilities and such are covered in our board charges. At the very least, she stays out of my way (generally), but still...I go to cook, she's there. I go to take a shit, she's there. I wake up, she's there. She's like a fungus.
>>675217108
>tfw you posted jlaw in the OP just to lure the outsiders in
wew lad
>>675217182
kek. Is the roommate a bro, or dispensable? I'd just tell him that the GF is a bitch and if he want's to bring her around do it when you aren't around.
>>675215396
What in the holy hell is that from?
>>675216941
Is see rabbits are always pounding peckers when I go outside to clean my bus
>>675217472
He's a Chad/Brock. I think they fear me though, since I wear black everyday, and have expressed my dislike for people. I think they think I'm going to become a school shooter if they push me too far.
>>675217472
To be fair, it worked on me too.
>>675217399
Nice trips dad!
>>675217953
>dad
Please stop this.
>>675217671
Hot.
>>675217691
kek. Well just tell him how you feel and dont be afraid into anything, Anon.
>>675217953
Those are dubs, 4cham.
>>675217859
I came (lol) for that sweet pictures of Lawrence fishburn to
>>675218125
I won't....be afraid....
>putting on my spike-chain wrist-band I bought at Spencer's now.
>>675218042
I love you dad
I've heard that Adele got hacked Any pictures?
Checked!
>>675218293
Oh god. Well, just stare him right in the eyes and don't get an erection. Do you think you can manage that?
>>675218398
hope hayley goes her way
>>675218519
>Don't get an erection.
>Remembering my 'training'
I think I can...
>>675218427
Im looking at this makes me want to put my pecker and nuts in her mouth
>>675218752
>Violating Sky
This is not 'okay.'
>>675218727
Is this eczemanon or someone else?
Just trying to keep track.
>>675214854
ofmg is that really chloe?!
>>675218950
It's Eczemanon. I'm going to go watch Star Trek: TNG in about 15 mins. Only half an ep, then switching to Voyager.
>>675218885
Dubs confirmed!
She's totally asking for it, total pecker hound.
CHECK THEN!!
>>675219135
4cham knows what's up.
>>675219116
Sound's comfy, anon.
What's your favourite place in SKorea, that you've visited? Just wondering.
>>675219391
Nice squint's Dwayne!
>>675219206
hhnngggg
>>675214854
I've never seen a celeb thread go to shit in 5 posts. Nice work.
>>675219497
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SXDsc-g7Oy4
>>675215634
>>675216084
what movie is this from? reverse image fails me
>>675219585
Cara <3
>>675219460
>favorite place in Korea
That's a bit of a tough one to answer. While I lived in Dongducheon I made a POINT of visiting the city twice when I went back last December for a week's visit. It's exhaustingly far from Seoul though. But, it's better than Osan.
I guess...my favorite city is...Dongducheon. It's changed since I left, but I still dream about it every night, to every other night. Clear, lucid, very vivid dreams, as if I'm still there. As if everything that happened between the time I left and now, was just a long, horrible nightmare.
>>675219585
Ugly as fuck
>>675219497
I take pride in my work.
>>675219915
What do you like about it? What do you dream of when you're dreaming of it?
Emma
>>675215812
anyone have the horse dick version? kek
>>675219952
really want to see those pics
>>675220350
I'd LOVE to see her body, nice pick anon.
>>675220608
No problem! Theres some more of her right over here in this linke https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SXDsc-g7Oy4
>>675220666
>666
Nice get anon.
>>675220230
>What do you like about it?
Everything. The good parts as well as the not-so-good parts.
>What do you dream about when you do?
Lately, just walking around the city at different times of the day. Also walking around the red light district, visiting massage parlors, shopping, going to a PC cafe to play RuneScape, etc. Pretty much, everything I did while actually there, but...different. 'Different' in the sense that it's a dream world/part of the Astral Plane, so certain aspects of the city change over time. At one point, the whole city was nearly destroyed by an apparent flood (which actually alludes to the flood of 2011, which I walked home in). Then, in another dream, I dreamed that the city was not only developed back to normal, but even somewhat advanced...as if what the city will look like in 2030, with flying cars and a more advanced train system.
I look forward to the dreams, because they are better than my daily life. I'm going to cry just thinking about this.
>>675220666
Santana Trips!!
>>675220350
She's in my top 10
>>675220666
Good lords! How many tits does Hayden christianson have??
>>675219952
Theres gotta be more.
>>675220922
Have you ever banged a Korean prostitute? Or any Korean whore, for that matter?
I feel the same way about dreams. It's like I'm looking forward to going into a strange hallucinogenic world for 8 hours, but then lament that I will be forced out of it and forget it all.
Fuck. I didn't ask for these feels.
>>675221146
He should'have put his pecker in her mouth while her mouth was open like that
>>675221465
More than two dozen, yes. It's part of why sex and most porn these days don't even excite me.
It's time I go watch Trek now though. Later, Skybro.
>Come on, Anon! Let's watch Star Trek together!
>>675221460
Hey anon?
>>675221680
I might. What episode of TNG?
>>675221806
Move them arms so I can see those sweet titty nipples and take a look at them
>>675222031
>O-Okay, 4cham.
>>675216084
that bush is wilde
>>675222210
Thanks4Emma.
>>675217516
True Detective.
>>675217516
true detective
>>675222265
Holy shit you did it! You got my pecker all boned up now
>>675222472
You bet.
>>675222756
And what are you going to do with your pecker now?
You and eczemanon are quite cute.
>>675223002
Holy shit! Is that really Katie Perrie?
>>675223022
Y-you too...
>>675223259
Sometimes you just have to acknowledge your feelings...
>>675223018
Im gonna put it in my flashlight probably and than Im doing 1 or 2 cums pretty soon.
>>675222031
IS THAT STEVE CARELL'S HEAD WITH DWAYNE "CALL ME SPOCK" JOHNSON'S FACE SHOPPED ONTO IT?!
Dankest Hillary/Bernie/Trump/Cruz memes
>>675223593
No but that would be crazy, lol. I love you John Hamb
Its just me, 4cham
>>675223521
Feelings like what, anon?
>>675223683
You're file name looks just as dumb as your dumb pecker ya turkey. everyone knows your a gay and fat phoney
>>675224026
All the sinful ones.
Is this why she won the Academy Award?
>>675224345
Is it really a sin if it's for Sky?
>ITT: 98.5% D-listers, literallywhos, year-old shit from the fappening, and clothed pics
Christ I hate you guys.
>>675224311
*you're
>>675224582
Depends how far you will go for your love.
>>675224511
I think I went to school with that girl.
Is her name Starcy?
>>675224724
I love you.
>>675224780
How about all my cum?
>>675224773
Good catch.
*just as dumb as you're dumb pecker
