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Hey /b/
I'm wanting to kill someone. Is this gun something that can do the job well? Shot it a couple of times and always fiddle around with it and it seems reliable enough.
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If you want to kill someone, kill yourself
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it is a pretty powerful gun but you should test it out on yourself first to be sure.
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Yeah if you really want to test it try it on yourself retard because nobody fucking cares
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>>675205620
nice trigger safety faggot, meak as fuck
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>>675205620
Fuck your airsoft toy, silly little kid.
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A fucking nerf gun can kill someone if you beat them hard enough
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>>675205620
Find one of these on eBay or your families old watches , take the paint off and dip it in their drink , and wait while they die a slow painful death.
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Bull fucking shit. That's a $5k gun.

People who can afford that don't post here. Time stamp dick breath
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>has gun
>asks if it can kill people
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Pic of inside magazine to proof it's not an airsoft gun.
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>>675205620
Even the shittiest of guns can kill someone. Depends on aim, and number of rounds.
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>>675207412
You should actually reply to the person you're talking to.
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kill yourself with it
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timestamp or gtfo
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>>675205620
>duh is dis airsoft mp5 gud enough 2 kil persun?

no you attention whoring nigger fuck off
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>>675205620
I have the same airsoft gun so shut the fuck up and go get a real gun and kill yourself
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>>675207588
I was clearly replying to OP, why the fuck should I ?
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White people
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Alright, here's some proof since you faggots been asking if it's a paintball gun/airsoft gun
Tested it on my wall
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>>675205620
nah son you need something of a higher caliber. maybe a minigun would do the trick.

unless you got yourself a suppressor and wanna go sneaky beaky like. you can shoot shit up in the night without anyone noticing
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>>675205620
That's a fucking BB gun. I had the exact same one.
Fuck off and kill yourself
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>>675208671
nice airsoft gun faggot
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And here's the time now since you're tha fucking impatient
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MP5's require a class 3 federal firearms license to acquire. This is fake.
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>>675208671
Wow you're a fucking moron
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>>675205620
Tell us about that weapon.
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>>675205620
no you dumb fucking child.
those scratches in your wall are nothing. skin has give and will absorb the blow leaving at most a red mark
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>>675209760
>>675209564
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>>675209760
It's a hk mp5 owned by my friend, he's told me to mind it while he's away, and I'm wanting to kill him with it when he returns
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>>675209564
requires a class 3 for the dealer, not for the person acquiring.

just requires an NFA tax stamp for the buyer.
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>>675209564
>implying im from murica
/b/tards gonna /b/ isn't?
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>>675208671
>your wall
Your parents paid good money for that house you goddamn ungrateful shitbag
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>>675209167
You degenerate man child. Trashing your home? Like a low life Detroit nigger, can't help but wreck everything in sight, especially if it's not yours. Shoot yourself down the urethra with your bb gun, faggot.
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>>675210016
It's an American fucking gun you stupid cunt
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all you stupid bastards falling for troll thread
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>>675208671
Test it on your face
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>>675210171
It's a German gun, retard
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>>675210171
might be a real german mp5 you fuck stick!
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>>675210171
kekekekekeke
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>>675210327
Sure it might. And I might be a billionnaire
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>>675210268
could be an american clone made by bobcat arms or one of the many others!
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>>675207144
>MP5
>5k

Lol try again.
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>>675210411
you mad bro?
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>>675210411
Might? It IS a German weapon, you unschooled faggot
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>>675209167
What kind of bullets are you firing that can even go through plasterboard?
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>>675210514
yep closer to 15k for a real class3 gun
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>>675210563
This isn't a real fucking mp5 you dumb fucker it's an American made by gun
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>>675210563
No it's not. It's a plastic replica made in china you faggot.
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>>675209978

but why??? D:
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Sure, if you bash his windpipe with the butt hard enough. But honestly it would be easier to do with a hardback book.
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OP here, it is a German made gun. Heckler & Koch MP5, look it up for yourselves, faggots. All what I'm asking is that if this gun is reliable to get the job done.
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>>675210721
Bb*
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>>675205620
That's an airsoft/bb gun. If you want to kill someone, I would suggest seeking counseling immediately.

You're obviously fucking retarded, and your stupidity is in danger of affecting others. Kill yourself or seek help. Literally your only two options you fucking autistic piece of fucking shit.

I bet your mother used to look at you and smile. I wonder how she acts when she sees you now? Shame? Horror? Either way it's sad. You're a sad, sad, sad little person.

I feel sorry for you that you need to make a thread like this.
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>>675210721
you mad bro?
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>>675210171
actually, you can buy one of those (MP5) if you live in Mexico since its a legal weapon. and cost up to 10k-15k dollars.
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>>675210006
Not that simple Jim. But you are correct about the tax stamp. You just forgot the monumental hoops you also have to go through, and a trust.
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>>675210831
several countries have manufactured the mp5 that being said you have a toy and are an obvious faggot
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You're fucking retarded, faggot
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>>675210831
it depends
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>>675210831
No. It's not. It's an airsoft gun. Post pictures with a timestamp of you loading the magazine.

Oh wait. You're a gutless, moronic, autistic piece of shit. You don't know how to do anything right.

Do one thing right and kill yourself.
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>>675210514
>>675210677
Keep going up. Bud.

Also, checked.
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>>675210905
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>675210990
well dude... mexico its a fucked up place tho
i would not be surprised if their have RPG-FUCKING-7's for sale
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>>675210831
navy or steel lower?
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>>675211464
Copy pasta less. Your autism is undefined, unregulated.
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>OP show gun magazine

>Here's a wall with a hole in it
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This thread triggered me
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>>675211464
HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR I WAS ONLY KIDDING TO BE RETARDED. AM NOT ACTUALLY RETARDED HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
OK.
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It would be easier to kill him with a butter knife or a t-shirt than that pellet gun. Not saying it's impossible, but you'd have to get creative. I can kill a man with a sock full of sand tied to a long rope, so I'm sure there is a way to kill a man with a bb gun. It might take all night to think of but I'm sure you can figure something out. Probably would be easier to just use a roll of quarters or a magic marker, but I'm sure you'll think of something.
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>>675211502
Possession of an mp5 or 9mm ammunition is a crime in mexico for a civilian. Hate to break it to you. when i was there colt 1911's in 38 super were one of the most popular pistols because the ammo is unregulated and easier to buy then popular military cartridges like 9mm and 45acp.
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>>675207067
First off Tritium emits low energy radiation. You'd pee it out before you absorbed enough seiverts to raise your chance of cancer by 0.01%
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>>675211909
Pull a Hulk Hogan and beat the fucker with a chair.
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>>675212272
Or go all Vidal Sassoon on him and use a pair of scissors. Vidal was one of the original antifa fighters after the war. Google it.
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>>675212168
Not sure civilians in Mexico can into guns at all. But an interesting point about te cartridge, a lot of those South American countries that allow civilian ownership don't allow them to use "military" cartridges. Such as 9mm, .308, etc
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Op, a fake and gay mp5 is not a good gun
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>>675212184
They used to use radium before knowledge of radiation poisoning. The girls painting the faces got weird cancers and died from using their tongue to wet the paintbrushes. Even ignoring that the half life has weakened the old dials to insignificant levels, it would still take a lot to make you sick.
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>>675205620

nice bbgun faggot
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>>675212617
This guy was arrested for breaking up a neo Nazi rally in London along with a couple other guys. They took on double their number of Nazi's street thugs and won, every time. His weapon of choice was the same razor he used to cut hair with. History is weird.
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>>675212838
hence 38 super that was my point. 7x57 mauser was the most common rifle rounds i came across as well as a few 30.06
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>>675213327
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>>675205620
Todd, is that you?

Todd,

I have recently been attempting to acquire an SW5 for my work as one of a group of security personnel. I have heard good things about your guns on most of the gun boards, except of course for the ones where they treat everybody badly. I have already purchased two of your SW3s from an estate sale, I had a chance to pick up a lot of different guns, but I wanted an SW, and am pleased with the quality, fit and finish. I am going to go test fire them Tuesday, the tax refund was good to me! Do you have any ammunition reccomendations? I am planning on using American Eagle 9mm. I am wondering who I can purchase an SW5 from in upstate NY, and whether or not you will take a credit card. My employer said that he would pay for one of is choosing, but that it would be a police surplus HK. I think it would be better to have a new gun that is just as good as an HK, than one of those used German guns. I will purchase it personally, and keep it when I retire. I have been to your website, and all of the guns look great. In a month, I would like to purchase one of your HK91 clones, although I could go with a parts gun, I would prefer to purchase from a reputable manufacturer. Let me know where I can get one, and I want people here who don’t like Todd to know that these guns I have now look great, and I’ll bet that Tuesday, they shoot great too. I think lots of people here are just envious of a businessman who actually sells stuff. Anyhow, good luck, and keep up the good work, this world needs your better guns.
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Um. I only have a few guns but I tend to stay away from guns with big fucking screws in the side of them. They r too op for me .. derp derp
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>>675212272
My 80 something year old neighbor killed his wife with a lamp. Not even joking.
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>>675214773
http://fox2now.com/2014/11/01/88-year-old-missouri-man-charged-with-killing-wife/
I live around the block from where this happened. I walk my dog past the house every day. It's a pretty weird thing to think about.
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>>675211050
You have no idea what you're talking about.

If I had $25k on me right now and knew a dealer in-state who had a registered M16 lower, all I'd have to do is fill out the Form 4, wait six months for the paperwork to clear, wait for the tax stamp to arrive in the mail, and it's all mine. No license required.

>monumental hoops
You mean filling out a Form 4? I guess fingerprints are the biggest obstacle if you're filing as an individual or as a trust after 41P goes into affect later this year.
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>>675207354
kekd
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>>675215418
Full auto sucks anyway. Full auto is for bad shots.
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>>675205620
don't do it, op. For God's sake, man. Get some sense into your head.
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You could have had a sawed off and used slugs. Same amount of paperwork. You plan on killing 1 man. You don't need a magazine of little bullets.
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>>675216471
>I was wrong, but it doesn't matter because full auto sucks

Full auto sucks for most things. For others, it's awesome. Like the P90 which was designed to be fired in short, controlled burst.
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>>675217056
a tenth of the power of the average air rifle. Government still treats it like a deadly weapon.
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>>675205620
Nice try faggot, time stamp?!?
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>>675217372
That's called 3 round burst. Nog full auto. It takes less than 2 seconds to empty the magazine of your average small caliber machine gun. So that pull isn't a small burst. You'd have to modify it.
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>>675207004
>A fucking nerf gun can kill someone if you beat them hard enough
/thread
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>>675218196
You really don't have any idea what you're talking about. It's like you're spouting CoD memes or quoting some stupid show on the discovery channel.
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>>675218196
"controlled bursts" means you only pull the trigger for a moment.

p90's never have 3 shot settings anyways
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>>675211687
No, there's a wall with a fucking DENT in it. A real MP5 would put a hole through the wall, through the insulation, and out the other side.

If OP doesn't show some of the details that prove it's a real gun, then it is a toy.
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>>675215306
http://whotv.com/2015/12/14/man-charged-in-girlfriends-franklin-county-murder/

This guy lived across the street from my parents, he used to babysit my sisters and was at all of my highschools football games (his nephew was a fucking god on the field)
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>>675205620
its the mp5k
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>>675220404
Timestamp it faggot
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>>675220404
>mp5k
You goddamn ignorant motherfucker. At least have the decency to google what an mp5k is before you go posting what this one is. I'll bet you didn't even look at the fire selector switch, much less the entire body of the firearm.
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>>675221298
it was a joke moron
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>>675218969
I served idf. We were rather happy to phase out ghee uzi in favor of m16 and now the tavor with its two round burst mode for marksman. You could empty the entire mag of an uzi in under 2 seconds and hit everything but your target.
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Guys, that's not a real gun. The plastic isn't the kind you use for a real gun, and even cheap Chinese knock offs aren't held together like that. It's an airsoft that he painted the tip of black.
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>not being ready for innawoods.
Faggot. If New World Order don't take me to Mars, I'll maybe be aight.
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>>675223150
My great aunt has a larger gun collection. Yooper. Ever table hunted?
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>>675223870
Yep. This cute fucker was delish.
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>>675223870
Yoopers. Everyone else just thinks they're survivalist.
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>>675224352
That's endangered.
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>>675205620
airsoft gun ftw. i had the exact same one as a kid. you're such a faggot
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>>675224997
Bull shit faggit. Was in season and went in mah belly.
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>>675225897
An eagle?
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>>675225897
Faggot*
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>>675226449
Kek. Muh freedums! It's a partridge.
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>>675226763
How long did you spend picking the lead out? For deer we use ball bearings. Also good if you encounter a bear.
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>>675210990
>>675211502
LOL you guys are fucking retarded, mexico has even stricter gun control laws than US
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OP IS A FAGGOT
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>>675227300
Shot it about 40 yards out with. 12ga 2 3/4" no. 4 sh0t. Only had a couple pellets in the Brest meat. Easy cleaning.
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>>675209978
Yes, he gave you his $30+k select-fire sbr to babysit while he's away. Does your faggotry know no bounds?
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This needs to be moved to /k/ and the its an airsoft gun or a GSG-5 which is a .22lr MP5 knockoff. Either way have fun with body armor.
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>>675227300
Why not use 00 or 000 buck? Or SG? Tou custom load ball bearings? Is lead shot banned there? Steel shot be hard on barrels /b/ro.
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>>675205620
Here's your answer mp5 is shit . It sprays and doesn't have accuracy. Give or take you can shoot someone from long distance and barely pepper them with the shots if unless you are a smart shooter. Mid range to close range with that gun is where the real damage comes to play. My best guess yes it can kill someone but isn't the best weapon for the job /b/ro
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>>675228435
mp5k*
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murder is gay, just like you!
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>>675215418
Where did I say anything about a license?

And yes, the paperwork and months and fingerprints are the hoops aforementioned. I think you and I are arguing the same point.

Also, it depends where you live. Some states don't allow NFA. Thankfully mine does
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>>675205620
ITT: White people
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>>675230328
Rather, I said it's not that simple and you elaborated. So not even arguing.

Also I think an M16 lower is running a bit more than 25k these days. Hell Mac10s went from 5k to like 8 or 10k just in the last couple years
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Hillary....DO IT!!...Lol
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>>675230420
WHOO SCHOOL SHOOTING CHAMPS OF ALL TIME


GO BIG OR GO HOME NIGGERS
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