I miss her

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>Get home from 6th grade one day.
>Dad's car is in the driveway.
>Unusual since he's usually at work.
>Walk in. Don't see him.
>Hear scuffling upstairs.
>Follow the sounds.
>Open parent's bedroom door.
>Dad is auto-asphyxiating and masturbating.
>He sees me, but is already cumming.
"ohshitanon!".gif
>Quickly run and kick the stool out from under him and suck the cum out of my own dad's dick.
>Leave him there to die.
>Tell police I walked in on him having hung himself.

>pic related, it's him.

i like the smell of my dirty socks

>>675204630
I laugh in ylyl threads when I read a reply that says "kek" to something I found mmoderately funny

My wife is my best friend and probably the best thing in my life right now. I wish sometimes that she gets an incurable disease so I can be free again...

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>>675205447
ok

>>675205720

Yep that's him.

I once ate all my brother's Sour patch kids

Nice try FBI.

>>675204630
I have a bf but I've had sex with all of his friends and fucked his dad recently.

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>>67205936
WE GOTTA BADASS OVERHERE

I want to learn to draw because my particular thing I like is unpopular and there isn't much of it.

Am male. Was molested as a kid by an older boy. Made me suck his Dick, take facials, suck his balls. Once had 3 other guys jack off on me.

Today he is a used car salesman in my town and I see him and his wife on dumbass local commercials nearly every day.

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I've fingered half the girls in my school and I hate literally everyone I've slept it yet everyone fucking loves me and I just want to be a fucking faggot but the thirsty hoes wont let me

My mom's friend tried to finger me in the back of my mom's car.

>>675207154
Jesus Christ, that sounds terrible. What's his name or car dealership name?

I genuinely enjoy the band Weezer

>>675207643
Ha I'm not gonna say. He used to put cigarettes out on my while I sucked his dick. His deal was he said if I refused to suck, he'd tell everyone I was a fag. But if I went ahead and sucked, he'd keep it a secret.

>>675206758
Does the bf suck in bed?

>>675207756
The sweater song makes me really depressed, but I can't remember why.

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i'm married to a smoking hot dime but i'm addicted to porn and hookers

>>675207519
How old were you?

>greentext

i dont no how to read

>>675207123
so, are you going to masturbate to your own drawings?

>>675208162
I was 10-12. It happened for a number of years. He was my best friends older bro. It finally stopped when he got a GF. He was I think 5 years older. In high school when I was in 5th grade or so.

>>675208022
Try pimping her out? It might turn you on to see her fucked and degraded by multiple men, while you are in complete control of the event. You can make some money on the side, also.

>>675208334
I would probably post them on /b/. I like to post the stuff I have because it feels good when someone else says they have similar tastes.

When i was 5 or 6, i killed two rabbits with my bare hands, i thought we were playing...

I'm voting for trump

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>>675208483
Projecting hard af

>>675208904
Not married, and don't even like to watch my gf's with other women. I know people that do live like that though.

My brother and I used to have sex when I was a preteen.

i accidently killed a family of 4

I passed a final exam in my freshman year of high school in 2001 by fucking my 46 year old milf teacher

Three years ago I lost everything. My job, home, and relationship all at once. I have to move far away and back in with family. I'm devasted, and depressed. Everyone thinks I've been trying to find a job this whole time but I haven't been. I'm just hoping I get sick and die instead.

My two hot lesbian neighbors walk around their house naked. i can usually see them in their kitchen from my bedroom window.

>>675208483
nah i'm the guy you responded to and i'd flip if she fucked anyone else.

i'm the only guy she's ever fucked

I had sex with my cousin while she was drunk. she was 17 and I was 21.

i'm about to ruin a marriage by exposing a cheating wife.

>>675209562
Some version of that works for some people, and not others.

I have a small dick

i catfish people all the time on kik and omegle.

>>675209237
Worked in house for summer
easy money
i was working on gas thing to make sure they couldd use the stove
i put a towel in the pipe wheni opend it to check the pressure
well i forgot about it'
family of 4 died from the fumes
never got caught
gg life

>>675207875
fag

>>675209235
story?

>>675210081
second

i cum on my step-moms thongs and put them back in her drawer

>>675210587
i never understood that, do you think she won't know?

>>675210331
I was 10 and he was 13. We went on Stickam and some people were daring us to do stuff. We had like 1000 viewers before we got banned. It was fun, so we ended up doing it after school a bunch.

When I was 13 I was extremely close to having sex with a 10-year old neighbor. Didn't happen but we made out.

>>675211420

What happened? How did it start?

I have sucked cock and would do it again

>>675211831
faggot

I'm so sorry and I want to take it all back

>>675211600
Playing around, not being serious

>>675204630
i stole my bestfriends girlfriends panties. i still fap with them occasionally

When I was 14 I was put in foster care. I met a 10 yr old girl there who told me about the stuff her older relatives use to do to her. She said it hurt when they'd fuck her. She kinda liked sucking them off and really liked it when they'd eat her out. We made an arrangement where she'd come to my room at night and I'd eat her out then she'd suck me off. I even got her to indulge my foot fetish by letting me suck her toes and she'd wear her Keds without socks to make her feet smelly for me. This went on for almost a year until I moved out.

I am seriously consiring suicide right now.

Im not poor (not rich either), have freinds, a girlfriend and family. And still cant get happy, no matter how hard I try. Just cant put on my happy face every fucking day anymore, I just want to be alone. I dont like to do any things - all I want is to be alone.

If it wouldnt hurt my gf and family so much, I would have done it earlier.

>>675204630
I think I'm in love with my cousin

>>675212649
sorry for bad english, im drunk right now.

>>675212649
Don't be that faggot.

>>67521649
I have major depression as well. The thing that keeps me going is my pet parrot. He makes me happy and gives me meaning to my life; to keep him alive and well. Consider getting a pet yourself, it'll help you live another day because they need you to live another day.

>>675210256
Sure, because the police are that stupid.

I always try to be the funny and supportive person in my group of friends to make everyone else feel better, and im afraid to talk to them about anything wrong in life cause i dont want to be a burden on anyone but myself. I feel they wouldnt talk to me if i was like them

>>675209396
more info please.

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>>675213196
Did we just hear "police"?

>>675209396
lulz. The same but it was me blowing my teacher.

Had sex with a trap.
Wouldn't do again.

>>675213619
why would you do it the first time

I'm afraid my girlfriend will leave me to get back together with my friend (her ex) and I don't want to talk with her or him about it because I'm afraid it'll come off as weakness and lock in that that's what's going to happen

>>675208672
What do you like?

Kill someone in 2004, nobody found the body yet. Nobody knows who I killed.

>>675207756
I have their whole discog including singles

>>675205447
Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.

>>675213740
Idk man, trying new things I guess.
It was a whore btw

I have a soon to be wife, wonderful family and a great job at big company (6 figure salary per year)... Still all i can think about is killing myself. Since my dad killed himself i kinda dont get the feeling of being happy anymore. I just wouldnt do it since im a super fag and cant let my family go through the same shit again bcuz of my shit.

>>675213828
What was your relation w/ the person you killed

>>675213797
cut her off and lockdown the friend if hes a good enough friend. dont stay with a girl if you spend your nights worrying about what she might be thinking. not worth it for yourself

@675204630
i"ve been on this website for 12 yeras

I'm a pedo, not offender though

>>675212279
trying to do this

>>675214139
Total stranger

>>675213999
nice trips get

>>675213797
are you afraid because of any supporting evidence or just the kind of guy who fears terrible things happening?

>>675214224
she made it pretty easy for me, theyre even used. she stays at their house sometimes, left them on the floor for like 3 days.

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my confession
https://www.facebook com/shera.shaul

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>>675209822
>>675211200
>>675211600
>>675213999
>>675214199

>>675204630
- Bi.
- I think I'm a sex addict. (I know, stereotypes, etc.)
- VERY likely to procrastinate on big projects until the very last minute. Doing it right now.

>>675214392
I mean it seems to me and the rest of the people in my group of friends that he isn't over her although they ended over a year ago, but I do often worry about terrible things as well. She's said that there's no way she'd get back with him.

>>675213828
Corndinates for confirmation?

>>675214894
relationships are built on trust. If you think she's worthy of your trust, you just have to go by her word.

If you don't mind being a weaker party in a relationship you can talk to her about it, some girls like a display of humanity from their guy occasionally. But if so, you only mention it that once and never again. And you take her word for it.
Basically if she's going to cheat there's not much you could do to stop it, if she's not you're making yourself feel shit over nothing.

>>675205331

I miss her and I'm moving in with her sister. This seems like a really bad idea, but nobody will tell me to my face that it's a really bad idea.

>>675213828
I fantasize about doing this kind of shit all the time. But, I never will. My life is too awesome and people depend on me.

In a "post something only you can do" type thread I said I could tell the difference between butter and I can't believe it's not butter.
I can't. I've never even had I can't believe it's not butter (at least as far as I know)

>>675215180
faggot for sure

>>675213013
I tried for years to not be that fag, but I just dont want anymore.

Im also incurable ill. nothing which will kill me soon, but I can be happy to get 50 or 60 (23 right now). If im really lucky cancer gets me first, due to the meds i must take (increases risk for all cancer types, skin cancer for example >30%). Im just waiting for cancer to appear anywhere on me. Would make it easier.

Found out recently that my grandma had 2 brothers who shot themselves without any known reason...is depression heritable?

>>675215945
I can tell the difference if they are just side by side. The kinds of fats in the mixture are just different. On a bagel or something? I don't care. In baking, chemistry gets involved and it matters more.

>>675214825
what the fuck

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>>675207154

Have you ever jacked off while watching one of his commercials?

I broke up with my girlfriend, then she pressured me into sleeping with her and I feel raped. I told her and she broke down crying because the same thing happened to her with her last long-term boyfriend.

I want to sleep with someone else to move past it but I feel disgusting. What makes it worse is that sleeping with her made me develop feelings for her again and I can't imagine having less intimate and meaningful sex with someone else.

Last night in bed I just wanted to be held by the girl who raped* me. Feels bad.

*a little strong, but still

>>675204630
I fucking broke a girl's heart tonight. She fell hard for me, and I just fucking crushed her soul. And it felt so fucking gratifying

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>>675204630
im secretly taking this bitches job... we have been friends for years

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>Be me
>16
> Housesitting neighbors
> Neighbors sister is sexy af
>Greatidea.jpeg
> shuffle through her drawers until I find bras, panties
>jerk off into her bra cups and panties for 3 days
>invite my buddy to do the same
> neighbors return
>"thanks for taking such good care of house anon"
Mfw

>>675216839
I guess the only thing you can do is leave me a message on my facebook page...

I don't dislike Jewish people.

>>675210081

what does catfish mean?

>>675213808
large, veiny horse dicks. Just love the shading, the plinegrat subduction, the texture.

>>675217825
Pretend to be someone of the opposite sex to trick the other person into masturbating to you, then reveal the ruse.

>>675209498
post pic pls (for proof)

>>675209498
are u a guy or a grill, they may be hitting on you

>>675208022
how did u get on the hookers? does she like watching porn with u?

>>675218061
pretty sure it's just being fake in looks/name/age, not opposite sex necessarily.

I once used my mums vibrator as a prostate massager only to find out it was my dads.

>>675217825
Anon, you need to google The Catfishman

>>675216231
yes there is an element of heritability.. you should really talk about this with your doctor and/or psychologist. therapy can help and you should get help (if not for your sake, then for your gf's sake and your families sake. u owe it to them anon

>>675218061

That sounds gay as fuck actually.

There are a lot of guys on flirtymania that do that shit. I don't get fooled by that shit at all because I can tell the difference between a guy and a girl right away but there are tons of guys who do get fooled by it.

I don't see what's amusing for the catfisher in trying to turn guys on and giving them erections and masturbating for you unless your truly a faggot and get turned on by the sight of guys jacking off.

>>675212770
Same, but split between mother (biological) and cousin.

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I Fuck black girls solely for the sole purpose of getting back at BM/WF blacked memes

i COLONIZE for the master race

>>675217211
grow a pair and fuck a hooker. that'll cure it all

>>675204630
I pushed eric claptons son out the window.

>>675219503
Hope u like herpes.

I want to have group sex with a close friend and his gf. His gf might be into it. He and my gf might not be into it.

I let old men face fuck me at night when my wife is at work. I'm an alcohol and father of 3

I can deep throat my gfs dildo better than she can.

>>675219642
why do u think she will be into it?

>>675216983
Just once and hated myself for it.

>>675219685
>I'm an alcohol
One whole alcohol?

I dated a girl for 3 months before dumping her because she had an eating disorder

>>675219745
Because we've seen each other naked and she's a freak. Nothing sexual happened, just fun, neither looking to cheat. But a group thing would probably be an option for us.

>>675219868
why don't u spill the beans and fuck this guy over? sounds like a fucking loser slime ball who prob is still molesting kids... it was not your fault. victims are never to blame anon

I think up scenarios about people I dislike, that doesn't favor me in any way, until I eventually kill said people in a fit of uncontrollable rage.

>>675220167
how did u see each other naked? what freaky stories have u heard about her?

Sometimes I wonder if hitler was attempting to rid the world of Jewish elite families like the Rothschild. So they can stop ruling behind the scenes of government. Then they later convinced the world of how horrible he was.

I still love my ex, or at least the person he used to be

>>675219150
I'm fucking dead. This is pure gold. Screencapped

>>675219685
>He was an alcohol

>>675220702
why? how many ppl have u been with since?

>>675219685

I'm only a father of 1 but I'm married as well and every day before work I leave the house extra early and go park my truck where gay guys hang out.

I'm usually there about an hour and I usually get to suck off 2 guys (usually older men) before I have to leave for work.

Some days nobody shows up there but other days it's extra busy and I'll suck off 4 or 5 guys.

In an average week I suck between 10 and 20 different cocks.

>>675212258
How I feel. :(

im dating alejandra but i love jessica

>>675221149
why? do they pay u?

>>675221287
who has a better tasting pussy?

>>675221327

They don't pay me. I love sucking dick. I'm not attracted to guys but nothing makes me as horny as when I have a cock in my mouth.

I wanna check out a gay men's club just to ues the hot tub and see if anyone hits on me. I'd politely say "no thanks" but want to see if what my visual appeal is to the gays.

>>675221149
That's super hot. To be honest, I wish I could grow up and just quit, but I can't. I love my wife and kids, but I'm just so fucking gay.

>>675221449
your mom does

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>>675205936

>>675219956
Hello newfriend
http://knowyourmeme com/memes/an-alcohol

>>675207756
Not a bad thing.

>>675221610
why didn't u marry a guy then>?

>>675210587
Pls tell more stories and maybe post a pic of your stepmom of her thongs?

>>675205331
Gay

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>>675219685
Literally me

>>675204630
My brother's wife has no idea that he was committed repeatedly for insanity - he has paranoid delusions about everyone in his life, they usually express in violent outbursts. They just had a kid. I'm sure he'll kill her before an heroing.

I felt in love for the first time in 26 years but I'm also scared
Nobody around me knows

>>675219637
Stay mad nigger im COLONIZING ur womins

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>>675213983
>>675205447
found this one appropriate

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I married a virgin and have never had sex with another woman. Plenty of opportunities to cheat but never did. We have 4 kids and still love each other.

>>675205703
Mine died. The freedom is different, but it's not "better". You don't want the disease. That process is awful.

I am an actualy pussy beside my mask i am a little known criminal

>>675209822
>i'm about to ruin a marriage by exposing a cheating wife.

Don't forget us! Pics so we can fap to disaster!!

>>675204630
I didn't feel like trick or treating one Halloween so I just went out and pushed some kid down, took his candy and ran.

>>675210256
Post is gibberish.

I like to watch My Best Friend's Wedding and sing I say a little prayer

>>675221610

I started sucking off my friends at a very early age and had one friend all through high school who loved sex as much as I did so I would suck him off and let him fuck me practically every single day. When we would sleep over each others house I would literally suck his dick for 3 or 4 hours straight while he would watch movies.

I started sucking my friends before any of us even knew that it was considered gay. When we did realize it was gay I stopped sucking all my friends except the one.

After my friend moved away when we were 17 I went about 5 years without sucking any cock at all but the craving to have a cock in my mouth just grew and grew.
When I finally found out that there was a bathhouse in my city I decided to go and try sucking cock again just to see if I truly enjoyed it.

I would drive by that bathhouse and even park in the parking lot time and time again over about a 4 month period before I finally got the nerve to go inside.

On my first visit there, as I was walking to my room I walked past a guy wearing only a towel and we made eye contact as I passed him. This just made me more nervous so I just continued walking to my room.

Once in my room I shut my door and undressed and it took another 10 minutes to get my nerve up again to actually open my door. Once I did open the door, left it about halfway open, shut off the light, and then laid down on the bed completely naked and exposed to anyone walking past my doorway.

Literally within 2 minutes of lying down on my bed the same guy I made eye contact with, came walking down the hallway and stopped at my door.

I immediately reached for my cock and started fondling myself in full view of him and he opened up his towel so his cock was sticking out and he started jacking off while watching me.

...cont..

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>>675219174
CATFISHMAN

used to suck myself off

balls deep

madly in love with cousin, already have gf, not sure about what to do... feels bad man

I'm 30, married, in a PhD program, and hate my life.
Seriously consider suicide weekly.
Only thing that stops me is that I'm numb enough to go on.

>>675223947
so fucking hot continue plz

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I wake up each day with the feeling that everything I have worked for; family, house, cars, career, retirement,.....is all going to fall apart.

I think about killing myself everyday but can never work up the nerve to make a legit attempt because I don't want to make my dog sad.

i just wanna smoke more meth but i have to go to work tomorrow.

>>675213983
Reddit

>>675224455
Checked
Wait till dog dies

>>675224452
It will. All life is suffering. Suffering is caused by attachment.

>>675224455
They do grieve. Live a bit longer for pupper. You don't want dog to go to scary dog pound and get gassed.

my fiance insisted on no kids, demanded it, raved about it

our wedding night, I took off the condom, looked her right in the eyes and shot a load right in her pussy

she cried while I told her I would kill her if she got an abortion

a year and a half later, we're divorced and I am about to get full custody of our kid

ha ha dumb bitch

>>675224674
The fuck nigger? Don't ever accuse me of reddit (lower case "r" on purpose.) I am now and forever will be a /b/tard. I've never even read an AMA. Go to sleep, newfag.

Fuck over 10 women without a condom on

I'm HIV positive HAHA FUCK YOU BITCHS

>>675224201
god i love this story every time i read it it's still funny

Everytime i go for a run i get distracted by the guys from a soccer team practicing because they're hot af. The're probably 16-18 yo

>>675225179
kill yourself pedophile

>>675214825
so how did that all go? where are you and he now?

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Worked with Muslims for over 20 years..used to be open minded and think Muslims were just like everyone else and just misunderstood.....Now I hate all of them all and want them to die.

>>675223947

..cont..

This lasted for about 30 seconds before he finally stepped into my room with me and he did not close the door behind him as he came walking up to the side of my bed, dropping his towel onto the floor in the middle of my room as he approached.

HIs penis looked absolutely beautiful to me and I could not look away from it as he got closer and closer. As he stepped up to the side of my bed I froze up but he didn't and he reached down and grabbed my cock out of my hand.

I immediately lost all of my nervousness and I reached for his cock while rolling onto my side and propping myself up onto my elbow.

As soon as his my hand wrapped around his penis, it was like a wave of memories washed over me of all the times I had sucked off my friends and I remembered exactly how much I loved doing it. Without any further hesitation I leaned forward and slid the man's entire cock into my mouth and I started sucking him off.

I loved sucking this man's dick just as much as I loved sucking off my friends and I knew within 10 seconds of having his cock in my mouth that I'd be sucking cock for the rest of my life. I just love it too fucking much!

I sucked the guy off for about 5 minutes when another guy came walking into the room and came walking over to my bed as well. He was already naked by the time he stepped up beside the other man so I reached up and started playing with his cock as well.

Having this man watching me suck off another guy was also an absolutely incredible turn on for me as well.

The guy didn't want to wait his turn to stick his cock in my mouth so he leaned over me and started sucking me off instead.

>>675204630
i have a fetish for consensual missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
with gratuitous eye contact and hand holding
...dear god im a monster

>>675225404
>pedophile
>16yo
Moralfag, 16 is legal in most places

>>675225853
not in the eyes of God.

>>675223563
You fag. I sing to the soundtrack.

I kinda wish I didn't exist. I think my life is gonna turn out horribly and I'll just end up homeless because I'm not interested in doing anything.

I got fucking dubz
>>675225766

>>675207154
theres no way this is real.

>be 14 or 15
>laying on floor at friends house playing vidya
>friend proceeds to lay on top of me
>can feel his dick as he dry humps my ass
>i say nothing for a few seconds
>put it down to shock
>then say gtfo fag and he laughs
>still think about it now over a decade later
>i assume he thinks i've forgotten about it
>i haven't.

no idea why he done it other than I was small back in the day and he was either being fruity for a laugh or asserting dominance or some shit like that. have an overwhelming urge that if i ever meet him again i'll kick 18 shades of shit out of him.

>>675225988
but I got them dubs so who really cares

Married a man and convinced him that I didn’t want kids.

On our wedding night he looked me t right in the eyes after taking off the condom and shit his load into me.

I turned on the tears as he tried to tell me he would kill me if I got an abortion.

At my bachelorette party I had sex with one of the black male strippers and paid him $1000 to fun inside me.

A year and a half later we’re divorced and my white ex-husband pays me $300 a month in child support and will for the next 17 years.

Stupid mother fucker.

>>675225042
>poor little redditfag got caught

>>675225404
>>675225853
13 in japan but has some laws around it like a two year age gap only
but mexico fuck dude its 12 out there

>>675214157
cut off both

>>675214226
that the best way

>be me
>15 y/o
>pubes start growing b4 facial hair
>dad beats me, the entire family hates him for being a lazy piece of shit and leeching off my mom's salary
>start shaving my balls with dad's razor, making sure to leave some of the hairs between the edges
>laughing and smiling at him every time he's shaving
>fucker never knew
>feelsgoodman.jpg

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>>675225945
You do realize a fair number of priests had problems in the after school area right ?
That and a number of religious residential schools abusing and raping all of the native kids in there , forgive me if i fail to believe the church is as innocent as you like to believe .
And damn took the bait

I have a bf who is pretty popular and attractive, but he's a normie, and I'm secretly in love with a /b/tard I know at school.

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I really want to snuggle... or even hold this Bunny. I don't wish to "Fuck the shit out of her" because I want more than a simple physical relationship with her.

She embodies all the qualities of a person that I find attractive. Brave in the face of adversity.. Never gives up on her dream.. She has a standard that is matched only by her wonderful smile. I don't even honestly know if this makes me a Furry. I honestly don't even know. Maybe I'm just lonely. Maybe I'm just searching for the person I'd like to spend the rest of my life with. In any case..

I want someone like Judy. Someone I can hold forever. It seems sad that it's come to this.. Maybe it's moving away from my home city to the big city. Starting my career and getting put on the shitty jobs.. having to act like I'm happy with my work when my parent of friend call.. Don't get me wrong, I work in Radio Broadcasting. I'm an announcer. I think I can improve. That's not the point though. I don't want to fuck this bunny. I want to hug her soul.

Right now im kind of dating a girl, she is such a good person and i feel a deep intelectual conection with her, but not physical at all. I date with her cuz sometimes i get bored.
I love boys, right now im talking with rock-metal lover bear thats makes butterflies in my stomach.
I dont know which is my sexuality, cuz my first crush was a girl but i have date many guys and have sex with them.
Im 21 and i dont feel any shit for anyone, only for her. Every day of my lonely life I spend 3 minutes wondering if she is okay.
The other persons are just copies of her.

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>Be Me
>16 in high school
>8/10 girl sits next to me in geometry
>Class is silent as fuck
>Stomach makes a barely audible growl
OhShit.jpg
>Fast forward 20 minutes, feel a sharp pain in my lower abdomen
>Are you feeling it now Mr Krabs?
>I prepare myself for the oncoming storm
>Tighten Anus muscles
>A fart made of brimstone and hellfire is at the brink of my anus
>Literally any movement will break my defenses
>Teacher out of the blue asks the class a question
>Girl next to me raises hand at the speed of light and hits my shoulder
> Let out the smelliest and loudest fart I have ever fabricated in my life
>Class is dead silent and staring at us
> Blame it on the girl next to me
mfw the class believes me
mfw she tries to kill herself 3 days later
mfw shes now in heavy therapy

>>675225681

..cont..

While he sucked me off (and I continued sucking the other guy) he started fingering my asshole. In all the times I had planned to come to this bathhouse, I only thought about sucking dick and guys sucking me off and never once thought about fucking me, even though my one friend used to fuck me all the time and I loved it, but having this guy fingering my asshole while he sucked me was really turning me on and I started grinding my ass around on his fingers.

The guy I was sucking off pushed me down onto my bed so that I was lying flat on my back and then climbed on top of me and straddled my chest and started rubbing his hard saliva covered cock all over my face until I slurped it back into mouth and continued sucking him.

When the guy did this, the guy sucking me off climbed onto the bed between my legs and he continued sucking me as well but was not really finger fucking me and I was getting hornier and hornier.

I was so into sucking the cock in my mouth that I hardly noticed the other guy pulling his mouth off of my cock, but as soon as he did he grabbed my legs and placed them on his shoulders, completely exposing my asshole to him.

I knew that I should have stopped him from continuing but this man had mad my asshole feel so good that by the time he pressed the tip of his penis against my hole, I actually wanted him to fuck me.

I just continued sucking dick as the man between my legs slid his cock inside of me and started fucking me.

It had been over 5 years since I had even touched another person's penis but now within 20 minutes of entering that bathhouse I had 2 cocks inside of me at the same fucking time and I fucking LOVED IT!

I was completely overcome by lust and arrousal as I let these two complete strangers use me like a dirty fucking whore.

About 2 or 3 minutes into this another man stepped up beside my head and I immediately reached up and grabbed his cock and started jacking him off.

>>675225945
yeah given the fact that Mary was probably 15 yo when she got impregnated by the Holy Spirit maybe he thinks 16 is too old.

>>675204630
im only attracted to white girls. no joke

>>675219503
you're doing god's work

>>675204630
I had sex with a cousin who was a stripper, she gave awesome massages and handjobs... we'd always flirt when we get together, it turned into us having a Lusby secret relationship

>>675227133
she was 12 dipfuck.

>>675214825
holy shit

>>675227046
believed you until the kill herself. sigh whyd you have to ruin it

>>675220489
same

>>675226243
That's a misconception, it's actually not legal. After 12 the crime is called by certain name (estupro something like that) but it's still illegal, you'll get in a ton shit of problems and end up in a shitty mexican prison if you are over 18 and have sex with a 12 yo.

i'm considering taking up opiates to get over an ex.

>>675220489
this is dumb because most of the jews he killed were very poor

>>675204630
sex with a couple dogs. started when i was 10. took it for the first time when i was 16. i used to just blow/jerk them off and use the copious cum to play with. used to do it to friends dogs when i had a chance. i havent had a chance in several years but i still get horny when my gf roughhouses with a dog.

masturbated with a thick 2 foot ball python in my ass.

when i lived with roommates i would sit in the smoking room(screened in porch) wrapped in a blanket with either my girlfriends or one of the other 3 girls bra/panties/skirts on with dildos or vibes in my ass.

used to masturbate to the sound of girls(sister, other people) peeing at my house(bed was against a bothroom wall).

jerked off in the attic above roommates bedrooms while they had sex.

i really enjoy piss enemas

when i was younger i used to pee in rubbers and freeze them to use as dildos.

i masturbate, dress up, and fuck myself at parks and parking lots often in my car

when i was 18 or so in the winter i would cruise two of my fav spots where other people fuck a lot for fresh(hour or less old) condoms in the snow. i lick and smell the outside to see if it was used on a guy or girl. either way i eat the cum. a few times i have put them on and jerked off, put then over my dildo and used it, or pissed in them and jerked off in the warm pee/cum then dump it on my self. i dont do that anymore tho because of std risk.

>>675219503
>>675227210
This

>>675227613
cont.


my first gf used to like to fuck on the wet spot of her sisters bed after her sister and bf would fuck and leave the house. one time she turned out a couple rubbers and rubbed his warm fresh cum on her tits and licked the rest up. she liked to make her sisters wet spot bigger.

once her sister's son(young) walked in and she kept riding reverse cowgirl, naked, with him standing a foot or two away while she talked to him. came buckets with him there. she didnt stop. first time i came inside someone.

the same girl had a bad home life(go figure) so we were at her sister's alot. if her sister's bf was home we would go fuck i the car or apt stair well atleast once a night. a guy who lived on the end with the parking lot noticed one night and after that night he would come out to smoke i guess every time he heard us walk by his door talking. he watched us for like 3 months atleast three times a week. she started getting naked instead of just pulling her skirt/shirt up. it turned her on so we would flick the lights on some times or park in the spot right next to his porch so he could watch from about 10 feet away. we were both underage.

>>675225945
>God
>/b/
choose one

>>675227576
Opiates won't change the fact she's a narcissistic bitch

>>675227517
Didn't know that . To be fair I never had much faith in mexico it's mexico

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>>675227693

>>675224653
lol

>>675227611

if occupy wall street actually rounded up wall street it would literally just be 10,000 jews. just food for thought.

>>675224201
pure g(old)

I like girls for their personalities.

Once tricked my little bro to eat a piece of my shit saying it would give him magic powers

I'm considering suicide and have the pills to do it next to me. A bottle of 100 Valium and 30 xanax. Legally obtained.

>>675213828
I feel like it would be so easy, I don't know how people end up getting caught.

Hell, it's a big world.

>>675212770 >>675224356
at least Im not alone

>>675220489
You are not alone in thinking that. Obviously the vast majority reading that will claim you're a nutjob. But one only has to look at history to start asking why exactly is it that the jews are forever being "persecuted" no matter were they are in the world. I find it remarkable that even asking basic questions about this result in the vast majority of people labeling you an anti-semite, which is basically just a way of shutting people up asking questions they don't want answer. Why did the Nazi regime specifically target jews (amongst others, of course). But why is it that the millions of Russians, English, Irish, Germans, Polish, etc etc etc that died during the war are almost relegated to inconsequential next to the jews that were killed during the conflict. Why are they held above all others. Why.

>>675217726
Such a subtle nypa request

>>675228154
I'll buy them from you, so you're not tempted to take them, and in the end, you get extra cash in your pocket

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>>675228295
I fucked your cousins.

>>675227974
>literally

kek

I watch 3+ hour bollywood movies to talk to this girl I like who likes them, she never really replies to me but I always message her letting her know that I watched it.

>>675227613
>>675227673
nigga you sound like a lot of fun tbh.

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I've been thinking about killing people for a long time, once a classmate pissed me off and I went through a really detailed plan of raping her and killing her. I'm pretty sure I'll be able to control the thoughts though.

>>675205703
Why would you want to lose the best thing anyone could ever have just so you could lose the best thing and never have anything compare to the best? Doesn't make sense

>>675228525
Why don't you just fucking lie?

>>675207434
Nice try faggot

>>675214860
>OMG R U ME?
You may actually be autistic

I pirate games that are single player only.

>>675227051

..cont..

After a couple more minutes I could tell that the guy I was sucking off was getting close to cumming so I pulled my mouth off of his dick and begged him to pull out of my mouth when he was ready to cum so that he wouldn't cum in my mouth.

He nodded his head in agreement and I eagerly took his cock back into my mouth and continued blowing him.

He leaned forward directly over my face and pressed his hands into the wall behind my head to hold himself up.

His entire weight was over my face now and he really started thrusting his cock into my mouth faster and harder. My head was pinned to the matteress beneath me so all I could do was close my lips around his penis and let him use my mouth for his pleasure.

I remember thinking "I hope he pulls out, I hope he pulls out." over and over again because with my head pinned to the mattress there was no way I could pull my mouth off of his dick anymore.

Suddenly I felt the guys entire body tense up and he pressed down on me with all his weight as he thrust his cock all the way into my mouth so that my face was pressing right into his pubic hair. Then I felt ropes or thick warm cum spurting into my mouth over and over again.

I immediately felt so fucking dirty and used and I fucking loved it. At that moment I actually wanted to swallow his load but his cock was pressed so far into my mouth that I just couldn't do it without fearing I would choke on it so I loosened my lips on his cock and let some of the cum drool out the corners of my mouth and run down the side of my cheeks.

When the guy finally lifted his weight off of me I did not pull my mouth off of his cock but instead I was finally able to swallow the remaining cum in my mouth, then began licking and sucking the remaining cum off of and out of his dick which I swallowed as well.

Before he had even gone soft though, the guy pulled out of my mouth leaving me lying there with my face covered in his semen.

>>675227815
Yeah I'm sure it still happens a lot in indigenous communities were women and girls are treated like shit, seriously I don't kmow why are we supposed to respect the native culture when it's really retrograde shit

I have an overwhelming urge to help and assist everyone be the best they could be but I hate myself too much to do anything.

>>675214226
Why you did it? Just for killing? How did It felt?

>>675228715
because he's a man and wants to stick his dick into different holes and at least try to do just that. it's called the thrill of the hunt, anon. we all have it in us.

>>675228760
When she actually replies she asks shit like whats your favorite part, I had to buy a few some were worth it others werent.

>>675219503
Hatefucked a nigger once, she loved it