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Rey thread
I like her because she looks like a hotter version of my last ex-gf <3
This is the last of what I've got.
>>675140079
finally, a leading female protagonist and you faggots have to sexualize her, get a life, virgins!
>>675142001
hahahahaha
Every single one of these looks fucking ridiculous
>>675142766
>>675142994
That's reycist
>>675143058
a touching scene between father and daughter
>>675144158
thats not canon yet
>>675144158
she's not his daughter.
she's Obi Wan"s grand-daughter ... or something
>>675144612
starwars has always had incestual leanings, plus it would be funny if Luke managed to fuck a desert bitch
>>675144773
thats kinda impossible anon
>>675144773
>Disney literally made a movie about cuckolding a white woman.
>no BBC
>>675145429
why impossible? Between eps. 3 and 4 Obi Wan had years - decades - to get some action and impregnate some woman on Tattooine. He died an old man in eps. 4.
>>675143303
force choked?
>>675146377
also, she's the only character in the movie with a British accent. John Boyega's British but he affected an American accent. Why?
>>675146464
>>675146377
this may be true
but i find it unlikely.
>you see ivan
star wars always has this weird thing in which it always makes what seems probable, happen, and what is improbable, not to happen. For example: anyone who died? They're dead. Any clone trooper get killed, like commander Appo? They're dead. Mace Windu could've easily escaped his fall and survived. But he's dead. If it's not specified or obvious, it is easily what the canon follows.
>inb4 everything was canon
there are exceptions to this rule, like Darth Maul resurfacing on the SWCW series, as well as them finding Anakin's lightsaber, the list goes on. But whatever. Believe what you want, but it's the truth.
By the way, OP, this thread is kinda gold.
>>675147561
I kek'd a little bit
>>675147453
>>675144773
>she's not his daughter.
>she's Obi Wan"s grand-daughter ... or something
Dude.. she is obviously the child of Leia and Chewbacka
>>675147725
>>675148043
makes sense
>>675146094
This is a Rey thread, not a tentacle rape thread.
>>675140079
terrible drawing
>>675143058
This one made me kek the most
This might be the wrong thread to ask this but do you have to swing a lightsaber fast to do damage (like a real sword) or will the "light" alone cut things?
>>675151013
nah, you don't need to swing quickly with it. They easily cut things, even when grazing. That's how I understand them, at least. That's what I've seen.
it's alright anon.
>we all win here
>>675151433
thx anon
>this is a good thread
>>675151984
gotcha m8
>>675140079
i used to fuck rey before she was famous.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.
once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tgwFpMA61c
>>675152587
10/10 came buckets
